Chapter 195 Uncle, Are You Heartbroken?
"What do you think this thing looks like?"
"A toad's head is placed on a pig? She is also wearing a obviously fake golden lizard leather armor?"
"No, no, I feel more like a pig's head is placed on a big toad. Your vision is too bad."
"Uncle, it's because your eyes are wrong, okay? No matter how you look at it, they are all toad heads and have no ears. Where does the pig's head come from?"
"Did I say the pig's head? It's the pig's head. The pig's head is not the same as the pig's head. You pig's head. Your imagination is too poor."
"Uncle stinky! You just said I was a pig head, right? And you said that your imagination is too poor, right? You are really thinking about it."
"I……"
Bang! Bang!
Zhu Ziyun tightly squeezed the fist that was emitting blue smoke. Even his uncle and aunt couldn't help but gritted their teeth and said, "You two fools, we have worked hard on it. You two main professions dare to paddle here. They are so bored that they commented on the Golden Armored Poison Lizard."
Liu Yunfei and the villain loli hugged their heads, which had a big bag, and squatted on the ground with pitiful pain, trembling all over their bodies.
The sweet loli resisted and complained: "Sister Milkshake, we are changing shifts and resting. What's wrong with chatting and passing the boring time?"
"That's it." Liu Yunfei responded in a low voice. Depressed Zhu Ziyun was too violent. What if they were really beaten to fools? He didn't care, but the girl, the villain Loli, was already stupid enough. What if she couldn't get married in the future? She could only stay at his house. That wouldn't... it seems to be pretty good too.
Liu Yunfei's thief laughed, Zhu Ziyun noticed what he was thinking. He punched him again, and he flexibly avoided him. Hedong Lion Roared and said, "You are resting for a while, but that's all an hour ago!"
The facts were exposed, and the two of them quickly returned to their positions to continue to kill monsters.
Zhu Ziyun shook his head speechlessly at the two of them. One was like a child, and the other didn't pay attention and didn't know where to sneak around. I remembered his tough attitude when he first met Liu Yunfei... Zhu Ziyun sighed, and suddenly felt that this was good now. But sometimes it seemed that he was his mother and always had to look at him.
Liu Yunfei and Jiaoman Loli can sneak away, and the monsters here are too stress-free, so they can be solved by strawberry Bobo alone. The only poisoning state that threatens them can be purified and eliminated by the sugar heart. The monsters don’t have much experience and don’t even lose their equipment. After finally peeling some golden skins and asking Wu Le, he found that it was not worth it and completely lost the desire to kill them. I am afraid that for them, collecting 100 hearts of golden armored poisonous lizards from them is their only value.
Returning to the team, Liu Yunfei complained to Jiaoman Loli in depressedly: "Oh, Jiaojiao, I have a hard life for uncle."
The cute loli was hypocritical and asked knowingly: "What's wrong?"
Liu Yunfei glanced at Zhu Ziyun who came back with a weak look and said pitifully: "I can already foresee my uncle's wife's life after marriage."
"Ah, this is really pitiful." The charming loli blinked her big eyes and observed a moment of silence for Liu Yunfei.
"Yes." Liu Yunfei nodded weakly, as if he was afraid to glance at Zhu Ziyun who was approaching, looking as if he was timid.
Zhu Ziyun's ears and neck were red with shame. She clenched her fist and was so angry that a tic-tac-shaped blue veins popped out of her forehead. But she couldn't do anything to this guy. Finally, she realized that the gentle girl's personality changed completely after getting married and she had to be violent.
Tangxin held back her laughter, and Strawberry Bobo felt that his stomach was about to be sucked. He sighed that Zhu Ziyun had such a lively boyfriend who was in the stall. I don’t know whether it was her blessing or a disaster. At least my life after marriage would never be boring, and there were noises every day.
But the spoiled loli was even more ignorant and said, "In this way, uncle, you might as well chase my sister. My sister is gentle and generous, virtuous, and has a good figure. Now I am pursuing, and I also have a cute little loli. I must not lose my chances and never come again. Uncle, are you moved?"
"Hey!" Tang Xin's face turned red and she angrily said, "Bao Jiaojiao, why did she get involved with me at once?"
The spoiled loli man touched his face and lamented: "In a few months, my sister will be over the 20-year-old mark. What if she has too high vision and can't get married? I am also very worried as a sister."
"Jiaojiao!" Tang Xin stamped her feet in shame and looked at Liu Yunfei shyly. She didn't have to be worried about such things, so she chased the clever loli, "Don't run away little thing, look at me not tearing your mouth today!"
"yue~" The sweet loli made a naughty face and provoked her, "If you can catch up, come and chase me!"
Tang Xin was shy and angry, making her neck pink and beautiful. She bit her lower lip tightly and decided that she must not let this guy go today. She even dared to tease her as a sister. Seeing that she would not swell her little butt after she caught her.
Liu Yunfei watched the two sisters having fun, but forgot that there was a big trouble here that he had not solved.
Suddenly, the soft flesh on his waist and eyes were twisted by the Nine Yin White Bone Claws. When he saw Zhu Ziyun rubbed against him, he said to him with a smile: "Ha, you dare to say that to me, come on, let's have a private chat." He dragged Liu Yunfei aside.
Strawberry Bobo smiled happily when he saw these lively teammates, continuing her duties to kill monsters, providing them with considerable experience points.
After a while, the four of them came back again. But the spoiled loli was still not as powerful as her sister. She rubbed her little butt and walked back with a bitter face. She muttered to her heart that her stinky sister actually threatened her with reality. She also thought that if she dared to threaten herself like this, she would become the uncle's child bride. Thinking of Liu Yunfei's skills, she couldn't help but lick her little mouth in slightest remarks.
Liu Yunfei's uselessness is definitely Liu Yunfei's victory. He looked like a general who returned triumphantly and followed Zhu Ziyun obediently like a young wife.
Seeing everyone's joking gaze, her face, which was already blood-red, was completely embarrassed and she couldn't help but curse the big hooligan in her heart.
Liu Yunfei, who was walking in front, thought: The girl dared to fight with me, and she was completely ignorant of life and death. She ignored Zhu Ziyun's little hand and was about to twist his lower back.
At this time, Liu Yunfei found two figures riding a horse outside the swamp woods and muttered, "Liuzi? And..." He suddenly discovered that the other one was not Chen Yun, that is, strawberry pudding?! He suddenly saw that his eyes were glowing and noticed something, and the thief smiled and said, "There is a traitor-love."
The two people who passed by were also discovered by Zhu Ziyun and the others to show strange smiles. No wonder Chen Yun has been mysterious recently and has not been active with them.
Strawberry Bobo knew that the matter was exposed, and slapped his forehead with a headache and said, "Oh, I can't hide it now."
Let everyone know that Strawberry Bobo has indeed known about Chen Yun and Wu Le. After all, there are four golden flowers in the dormitory, Zhu Ziyun and Yue Xinran are closer, while Su Mei has a good relationship with Chen Yun. There is no reason that Su Mei can't know.
"Let's go and scare them." Liu Yunfei became completely interested and summoned the Black Qilin and turned over. The other girls also responded to the call to summon their mounts.
But Wu Le didn't happen to pass by this poisonous mud swamp. Before Liu Yunfei and his friends left the swamp woods, they saw Wu Le and Strawberry Pudding being stopped by a group of people, staring at the two of them with a smug smile.
"Stop." Liu Yunfei hurriedly asked the girls to stop and wait and see what happened.
Zhu Ziyun whispered: "Lizi and the others seem to be in trouble."
Liu Yunfei nodded. Now, as long as he is not a blind man, he also asked Strawberry Bobo: "Do you know something about this?"
Strawberry Bobo shook his head, and his slender fox eyes showed the same doubts as everyone said: "Sister Yun said nothing, otherwise they wouldn't have passed by here." The implicit meaning is that she usually informs you to avoid the two parties colliding in the same place and let everyone know their relationship.
"traitor."
"despise."
"Bad Wave God!"
The charming loli called the bad wave god and stirred up the war again, causing the two of them to play a game of staring at each other again.
Liu Yunfei knew this situation and it was also funny that Wu Le was too careful. It was obviously a good thing to hide, for fear that everyone would make fun of them. At the same time, he lamented that his good brother had finally found his other half of his life, and he was also a beautiful senior student from a famous university.
However, the situation in front of him also made him serious, but he was a little far away and couldn't hear clearly what they were saying. He thought that it would be better to tease God now, otherwise he could get close to him and eavesdrop on what both of them were saying.
Suddenly Tangxin said, "What are you going to do?"
"Hmm?" Everyone looked at her in shock.
Tang Xin found out that he accidentally repeated Wu Le's words and whispered shyly: "I can speak a little bit of lips and barely know what they are talking about."
Liu Yunfei was surprised and urged: "Hurry, hurry up and say what they are talking about."
Tang Xin nodded and began to retell the conversation between the two.
Wu Le: "What are you going to do? Do you know that a good dog is not blocking the way!"
The other party led the lead: "Hahaha, I said, "Mr. Le Da Merchant, you are still a noble man who forgets things. If you don't see each other for a few days, you won't remember us?"
Wu Le was silent, suddenly remembered and shouted in shock: "Love and Friendship Alliance!" His expression became gloomy and sunny, shouting: "What do you mean by this? You won't think that the first group of adventure can shake all the forces in the game."
The other party: "It's not possible now, but it's hard to say in the future." He was also anxious and afraid that Ye Changmeng would be too sinister and said: "How are our boss asking you to consider?"
Wu Le roared: "Dream!" At the same time, he signaled the strawberry pudding beside him to run quickly.
Chapter completed!