Chapter 379. Xiongtai, Mrs. Zun is not bad!
Not only Wang Hou was preparing, but Zhou Yu was obviously prepared, trying his best to inquire about the enemy's intelligence invading Jiangdong. It is estimated that someone in the Heishan Army brigade, who was ambushed by Jiefan, confessed that day! He revealed his identity as the Heishan Army in Jizhou.
Unfortunately, the Black Mountain Army didn't know much about the low-level Black Mountain Army. Even the leader was Wang Hou, the thief, and they didn't know that they only knew that they followed a big leader to rob. Zhou Yu was obviously unequal compared to the information that Wang Hou knew about what color of underwear he liked to wear!
Jiangdong Mei Zhoulang is worthy of his name as Mei Zhoulang. Before the war begins, he has to perform etiquette first. However, compared to his politeness, Qingzhou is rude like a barbarian. He let Zhou Yu politely wait there for three times, but no one pays attention to him. Instead, the black bandit in the front row grinned at him and pointed at him with some vulgar words.
After all, he is still a young man, with outstanding talent, but also young and energetic. In the noisy neglect, it is obvious that Zhou Yu's handsome old face showed an annoyed look on his face.
Seeing this scene, a general Wu next to him was obviously making a fuss. The typical slightly prominent southern hole became ferocious as if it was about to bite a wolf, and cursed with anger.
"Are you so badly thieves in Heishan? Didn't you hear my grand governor invite you to ask? Or are you all animals and don't understand others?"
In later generations, a word of beast is drizzling at all, and it cannot even arouse anger. However, in this era, there is a lack of swear words, and beasts are already very serious swearing words. Suddenly, a series of quarrels in front of the "Million Mountain Army" lined up in the array of quarrels and curses suddenly rang out.
Just as Zhou Yu's patience was consumed little by little, Wang Hou finally showed up late, leading Zang Hong, Zhu Ling, Wang Congge, Sun Guan and other several other generals, he also rode out on a horse.
However, looking at Wang Hou and his party, Zhou Yu's disgust became increasingly intense.
Without a trick, Wang Hou's group dressed up too colorfully. The non-mainstream burial love family style was very famous. His hair stood up one by one like a teacher Tony's golden card was cut and scrubbed, and it was applied with either red or yellow fuel. Especially Wang Hou himself, he had red hair and made a big shamat braid on the back of his head.
I was wearing a bunch of silk, and the strips of cloth were covered with mop and were also colorful.
This painting of a wild beast dress is not only unacceptable to later generations, but even the late Han people are too mainstream! Seeing Zhou Yu, Chen Wu and other Wu generals are so shameless.
"Fuck it! I'm so lazy and sleeping well. Which grandson screams and disturbs grandpa's dream? Let's sign up!"
"The former general Chen Wu under the command of this general Wu Hou, this is Zhou Lang, the Grand Governor of Chaisang..."
The corners of his mouth were so angry that Chen Wu replied subconsciously, but before he finished speaking, his face couldn't help but twitch violently as if he wanted to bite Rao Husky. The grandson who Wang Hou had just called for just came to sign up, and he and Zhou Yu reported to their own house. Didn't they admit that they were the grandson of the grinning mountain spirit in front of him?
Fortunately, Wang Hou didn't care about his three grandsons, and focused all his attention on Zhou Yu. As his rude language offended him, Zhou Yu's handsome face obviously showed impatience again, and his disgust became even stronger.
However, Mei Zhoulang is a cultural person, and he would not curse like Wang Hou, with his face grinning and twitching. His muscles on his face twitched, but he forced himself to roar and clasped his fists at Wang Hou.
"I wonder what this Montenegro chief is called?"
"I will not change my name when I am doing it, nor will I change my surname when I am sitting! This is the happy man Yasuo!"
Yasuo?
This name is as strange as dressing up! With anger and disgust, Zhou Yu actually clasped his fists respectfully again.
"Commander Ya, my Marquis of Wu and your Heishan tribe have always been a good water that will not interfere with the rivers! This autumn, your Heishan troops invaded our Wu County, burned and killed our prefectures and counties, and robbed our Jiangdong elders. I wonder why?"
I guess hundreds of thousands of people in Wujun want to ask, are you so idle that you are so idle that you come to Jiangdong to play wild?
"Oh! My brother Zhang Baiqi came to Jiangdong last time and met two famous prostitutes. They were the daughter of Mr. Qiao in Wujun, named Erqiao in Jiangdong. That night, my brother really enjoyed the blessings of all people! He hugged left and right, and was served by these sisters. He was so happy! Especially the sister Qiao, her skin was so tender that she could pinch it out of water with her fingers. Tsk tsk, I heard this happiness, so I was so hot that I came to you, Jiangzuo, and enjoy it too."
"We brothers are all ranked first, I am the first, Zang Huangmao is the second, Zhu Laos the third..."
There was a big yellow hair on the back, dressed up like the Golden Lion King, and Zhu Ling was stunned. He never expected that the grandpa of Qingzhou was so conscientious when he played a hooligan. As for Zang Hong and others, they had long been used to it. They were so happy to sway the big yellow hair on Shamat one by one, covering their stomachs and laughing.
And Zhou Yu's handsome face was already tense, as if it was about to have a typhoon.
"Rareless! The barbarian dares to insult the first lord and the wife of the commander-in-chief, and take me a shot!"
He was so angry that he almost exploded. Chen Wu was furious and raised his gun and cursed that he was about to stab Wang Hou, who was like the red-haired big horse monkey, from the horse. But before he could do it, he suddenly drew his sword with a bang, but Zhou Yu used Wu Gou to suppress his big gun.
No wonder Sun Ce and Sun Quan, the two generations of Sun clan masters, trusted him very much and favored him. They were so angry that the metal armor on their bodies were clattering, but Zhou Yu still put state affairs first, resisted the impulse to slash Wang Hou with a knife, and once again clasped his fists and bowed for a week.
"General Ya! This is a time for men to make achievements in troubled times! Your troops are strong and brave, and are deeply admired by my Marquis Wu. If General Ya is willing to return to my Marquis Wu, the Marquis Wu is willing to worship him as the Grand Commander, give him a thousand miles of land and ten thousand slaves! Enjoy wealth and honor on earth! I wonder what General Ya thinks?"
Don't, Zhou Yu's words were a bit beyond Wang Hou's expectations, but when he thought about it, he couldn't help but feel relieved.
The weakness of Eastern Wu was the cavalry, and around Jianye, he was ravaged by Zhang Yan's Black Mountain cavalry like a miserable girl. If he could surrender this force, Sun Wu would add a strong force out of thin air.
Moreover, Wang Hou is now the banner of Black Mountain bandits! Recruiting these peasant uprising troops is short of cannon fodder, which has become a tradition of various warlords! He bribed Wang Hou with a vacant position, and then used his name to gather the now-funny Black Mountain Army, and protected the stolen food in Piling City, which was a hit!
However, Zhou Yu met the shameless Wang Hou. A series of thoughts flashed in his heart like lightning, swaying with the red hair of Dashamatt, but Wang Hou asked "silly" with a vulgar look on his face.
"Can you send Jiangdong Erqiao to me as a slave by relying on you, Hou Wu? Tsk tsk, especially this Qiao, her skin is so tender that it is watery. When I think about it, I feel hot all over!"
"Brothers, after the man Wu Hou presented Er Qiao, can we arrange one by one! I am the first one, Zhu Laosan, you are the second one..."
"State..., Yasuo commanded wisely!"
Looking back, Wang Hou laughed obscenely, followed a group of vulgar people like Zang Hong Yinli, and also made a cheer with a smile! Finally, in Wang Hou's hippie smile, Zhou Yu's last little patience was completely wiped out!
His face was extremely gloomy and full of murderous intent. He raised his knife and pointed it at Wang Hou's nose. However, the voice of Mei Zhou Lang in Jiangdong was as cold as ice slags. He roared coldly.
"Since Yasuor has no sincerity in surrendering, then prepare for war. Let's see you on the battlefield!"
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Chapter completed!