Chapter 471 Eat, drink and have sisters, the way of saints(1/2)
It is actually no secret that the chieftains in private are connected, but people often have blind spots in their thinking, such as the governor Xiao Sixue, who never imagined that he thought he had worked hard to recruit these barbarian chiefs, so these people would naturally be grateful.
He has been serving as the governor of Yunnan for many years. In theory, he should have been promoted long ago, but it is difficult to do anything in Yunnan. If you have no soldiers in your hands, no one will listen to you in the hands of the Miao, stream, cave, or village. Even if you have soldiers in your hands, how to get along with the Duke of Qian, which is commonly known as the Mu Mansion among the people, is also a knowledge.
Local officials came up with political achievements, nothing more than agriculture, water conservancy, and encouragement for education. In the words of later generations, they were just about farming and rural issues, face-saving projects, school admission rates, etc. But these were not very useful in Yunnan. For example, agricultural issues, Yunnan thieves were rampant. To put it bluntly, they were all poor and had no money. Local areas often received a hundred households, and they did not bear national land taxes. They were passed down from generation to generation, and they maintained traffic and local security with fifty big posts, and even twenty or thirty small posts, and they had to station their families with their families...
However, when compared with the local forces of the barbarians, these are still relatively few, which is not nice to say. Moreover, once the Han people and the barbarians conflict, for political reasons, local officials often favor the barbarians.
This is strange. The Han regime does not favor the Han people, but instead favors the barbarians... After a long time, the people will know that they cannot expect the court, some stupid people, or even simply consider themselves to be barbarians, and they can be treated as minorities.
For example, why the chieftains in the world are domineering, to put it bluntly, it is a habit of being spoiled.
The Yi people, Mrs. Shexiang, who had a history at the beginning of the Ming Dynasty, caused the rebellion. The reason was that the Yi people's wife Shexiang was very powerful. The commander Ma Ye was dissatisfied with the power of the Yi people and wanted to [replace the officials and counties and places]. At this time, someone sued Mrs. Shexiang, so Ma Ye captured Mrs. Shexiang in Guiyang [speaking a hero naked incense clothes and whipping her back], hoping to open a breakthrough and show off the power of the Han regime. As a result, the tragedy finally came to prison for [unately provoking border provocations and insulting his wife]. In the end, countless literati sympathized with Mrs. Shexiang and wrote poems to mourn her.
These literati may be right. From a woman's perspective, Mrs. Shexiang is indeed worthy of sympathy, but if it comes from the differences between the Han and the Chinese, what is worth sympathy? People can talk about warmth. How can nations and nations compete for the right to survive? If they talk about warmth, our Celestial Empire originated in the Yellow River Basin. Could it be that other nations gave us such a large territory in later generations? Could it be that the Indians gave it to them in later generations such as Citi's country?
This gave the later Han officials a very bad start, and everyone lost all their eggs when doing things. It was like some eunuchs cursing civil officials: You people are not as good as those of our family who have no eggs.
In short, since then, the Han officials in Yunnan, Guizhou and Sichuan have believed in governing without doing anything, not seeking merits but seeking no mistakes. As for encouraging farming and sericulture, it is better to save money! In this smoky land, there are no farming and sericulture, so thank God if the court wants to allocate money.
As for water conservancy, it has been paid attention to throughout the dynasties, but Yunnan has experienced more than 50 floods in history in the Ming Dynasty. In addition, droughts and earthquakes occur frequently. Those officials should consider this face-saving project if they want to do it. If they just started this year, Beijing Cha Special and others will be promoted to Beijing and disasters will occur again. This is a great joy and sorrow, it is better not to be desirable.
Let’s talk about persuading students. In the Ming Dynasty, the entire Yunnan Province was 261 Jinshi, and the average number was less than one per year. It is not an exaggeration to say that the admission rate is a desert of knowledge. Even if there is no Jinshi for ten consecutive years, it has been encountered by local officials. If you want to persuade them, where will you persuade them?
Moreover, with this level of achievement, I have to thank someone, Luo Rufang, the man from Jinxi, who was detained by Yongchang's soldiers. When he was an official in Yunnan, he built the Kunming dike, dredged the Dianchi Lake, and opened a lecture hall. He was very famous, but he spread his knowledge quite a lot.
Therefore, the Yunnan governor has been a tragedy in history, but it is a governor. Because he has military power, he can still speak. However, because he has military power, he has a deep conflict with the Mu Prince's Mansion.
The Mu Wang Mansion was in charge of Yunnan for two hundred years. From the first Duke of Qian, to the later Princess Mu Xin, Shang Changning, the youngest son of Mu Ying, was in charge of the affairs of the governor's office of the Later Army, the clan's mansion, and served the Five Emperors, and was deeply loved by the royal family. Finally, the Mu family grew up in this way. It may not be the most powerful in the entire Xuqiuqi group, but it is definitely the most deeply rooted.
In the past, there was a trick to control military power [you have to kill people to get rid of them], and it was extremely common for people to eat empty salary and drink soldiers' blood. When Shangguan got the money, it might not be all used to spend money on the world and raise concubines. For example, in the later Republic of China, the people said that the Northwest Army was very good at fighting the Japanese. Who wouldn't eat empty salary and drink soldiers' blood? For a while, Chairman Jiang was disliked the Northwest Army. The military salary was not paid at all, and all these officials paid out of their own pockets. These were the money in the small treasury where they ate empty salary and drink soldiers' blood. This had nothing to do with good people and bad people. The limitations of the times, and we can't ask everyone to be Yue Fei and Grandpa Yue!
These are very common things for warriors, but in the eyes of civil officials, it would be a traitor. For example, the Duke of Qian was impeached every year. The civil officials were all very fucked people. They held them with their own hearts and minds. They were prostitutes from the Jiaofangsi for free, with food, drink and girls. This is the way of the saints. When warriors eat empty salary and drink soldiers' blood, they would be a traitor.
In short, the government affairs in Yunnan are just like the chieftains said. The officials who are strongly beaten by the chieftains, like the governor of Yunnan Zhu Shi Zhu Zhenxian, who is a man who uses the Internet words of later generations, is a man who makes soybeans. As for the governor of Kunming, even his superior governors are a man who makes soybeans, let alone a man who is a man who makes soybean! It is true that a man who doesn’t leave the government office.
He spoke very well, and in Yunnan, the governor Xiao Sixue, he was also quite powerful in military preparation, because military pay had to leave them. If the logistics officers mentioned later in life were not uncommon, it would be better to have good fortune.
Not every civil servant is as pursuing as Mr. Jinxi Luo Rufang. Generally, those who become officials in Yunnan will probably lose their cans. If you want to scrape this place three feet high, you have to scrape it with oil and water. Yes, there is a silver mine in Yunnan, but the silver mine is only 100,000 taels, and there are special eunuchs to guard. If you, a civil servant, go to grab oil and water from the eunuchs, then you will be put in a chisel on the asshole - aren't you trying to die!
Xiao Sixue took the airs of a scholar and waited in the governor's office for many days, but he didn't see the uncle and the governor visit him. In the end, he couldn't wait. He could only take the initiative to visit his uncle with a shameless face. Since then, he has been lowered and has avoided the governor's headquarters in everything, and he hopes not to meet again.
That evening, he was serving a disciple next to him. He has been following the governor since he was fourteen years old. It has been almost ten years since he has been transformed from a young disciple to an old disciple.
The custom of the Ming Dynasty was that this was a disciple. When he was twenty years old, he had to suck his beard, but the governor refused, saying that he would be unbeautiful if he had sucked his beard, so he was still a fair and beardless face.
The atmosphere in the Ming Dynasty was open. Even like Zhang Juzheng, there were many unofficial officials saying that he liked to apply powder and fragrance, so this family also applied a light layer of powder on his face, plus a pair of beautiful contact lenses like women. It was so beautiful under the candlelight that it was truly beautiful.
Xiao Sixue was not old enough, and he was a well-developed outlier. He passed the Jinshi in his early twenties and became the governor of Yunnan in his thirties. He was still very energetic at that time. He thought he would show off his strength, but almost ten years later, he was still a governor of Yunnan. He said he was a third-rank rank territorial. But he would rather go to Zhili, North and South than to be a governor of Yunnan.
Besides, there is not even a beautiful prostitute in this place. This is his resentment for almost ten years.
Fortunately, there is Tietie'er around me, that is the one who can relieve his illness.
Especially after visiting the Grand Governor of the National Uncle, he was particularly bored. To put it bluntly, it was a complication of literary youth. Once this disease occurred, he would think more and sleep less, and be sad and grieving. Thinking that Mr. Zheng was only sixteen years old, he actually did such a big thing. Although his reputation in the court was not good, in Xiao Sixue's opinion, it was a model.
After comparison, he was particularly depressed. He thought that he was a Jinshi in his early twenties, but he was a Jinshi in his early twenties. As the saying goes, the Ming Sutra of the thirty and the young Jinshi in his fifty years. It is no exaggeration to say that a young man was proud. He thought he could become a famous minister of the generation, but now he found that nothing was achieved.
His situation was specifically described in later generations. When he was young, he thought he could change the world. Later, he became more mature and found that it was not possible. He wanted to change the country. He was older and found that it was not possible. He had to change the people around him, but found that the people around him were still the same, so he had to change himself...
In fact, most civil officials have gone through this mental journey, from the full ambitions when they were studying to the end of being in harmony with each other. The better ones become bureaucrats, and the worse ones become corrupt officials.
He was very angry. Why was Zheng Guojiu a mere boy able to do such a big thing? It changed the fate of countless people, but Xiao Sixue could not even change his own door.
"Tie Tie'er, I've told you a long time ago, don't look at me with this kind of eyes in the study..." Xiao Sixue was a little uneasy because of the old man's eyes.
The doorman couldn't help but curl his lips. The master was not good. He was stubborn and had a strong heart. Every time he said that he was not good, he worked very hard and immediately gave him a blank look.
Xiao Sixue was particularly depressed. In theory, Tietie and I have been with me for almost ten years. I was influenced by the master day and night. The saints taught me, why are they still so big or small, and they like to make a small profit...
But he didn't think that the salary of a branch was only one tael of silver a month, so he didn't want to reach out and not be greedy? Let's drink the northwest wind?
However, these are not explained in his book as the governor of Yunnan. In his opinion, he has not even changed his own door, and the uncle of Zheng changed at least the million people in Ningbo. Do you think he is melancholy or depressed?
Seeing him sitting on the chair of the Nanguan hat, his face was full of loss. The door was a little reluctant. After all, he was left by the master for almost ten years. How could he have no feelings? He said softly: "Master, I know your thoughts. I just feel that I have done so many things but I am not as good as the uncle of Zheng. If you think so, then I don't have to live like this. Master, you have already passed the Jinshi when you were 22 years old. I am 22 years old this year, but I was revealed by you as a Jinshi..."
As he said, he couldn't help but give Xiao Sixue a blank look again. This glance was a bit charming. Xiao Sixue is not a Bodhisattva with clay-shaped wood. He was teased by him and immediately became angry and pulled him into his arms. "You little oil flower, you know how to tease me, the master." As he said that, he leaned over his mouth. Tietie opened his mouth slightly, and the two of them immediately made a fat mouth, kissing loudly.
Yunnan is a place where spring is like spring. The two of them are in the backyard of the yamen, and they don’t have much clothes on their bodies. They hugged and rubbed them. Suddenly, they became lustful. Tie Tieer was used to being used to by Xiao Sixue, and even a stream of things was automatically secreted from the back of the yard. Although they were different from women, they were almost the same. At that moment, they were in the corner of their eyes. When they took off their clothes and lie on the desk, they looked back and looked at the governor.
The governor was anxious to lift the corner of his robe, and spit out a mouthful of medicine on his hand. Then he rubbed the gun head, then slowly pushed the white buttocks on the door. The head was tight, warm and wet, but it was wonderful. Then look at his back from the light, with round buttocks and delicate waists. He was also a beautiful baby, although there was a rabbit tail in front of him...
He thought of this and was very stimulating. He couldn't help but move it like a sieve. After sieve for about twenty times, his beard trembled and he lay on the back of the door and bleeded.
The door whimpered and whispered twice. He hugged the governor's master with his backhand.
Nothing to say for a moment.
When he noticed that the young master was soft and slipped out of the backyard, he pushed the old master up, bent down to pick up the clothes that fell on the ground and put them on. The governor looked at his behavior. It was quite graceful and thought of another wonderful thing in his heart. This was not as troublesome as a woman, and he couldn't help but salivate and said, "Tie Tie'er, you are such a wonderful thing behind you. It's tight, warm, wet, and slippery. It's not an exaggeration to say that you are a famous tool..."
The doorzi couldn't help rolling his eyes to him, "My master, you said lightly. Do you know how much I suffered? You are so happy, but you still do this. Don't come to me next time. If you want to find me, you can find a woman."
These words are just angry words. Then, the governor is on the horse and slap the army, how can he bring his female relatives in the military camp? Moreover, there is always a female relative who is so annoying every month. It’s so troublesome. When he arrives in the military camp, he still doesn’t know who serves whom!
The governor smiled and said, "Okay, okay, it's my fault. After I've been busy with the rebellion, I'll make the decision and marry you a wife..."
The men couldn't help but look at him again and muttered in a low voice: "I'm not enough after sleeping, I still have to sleep with my wife. You scholars! There are all men and women who are prostitutes, and there is no good thing."
However, this kind of thing was common at that time. He played with a male lover and then married a wife to the male lover. Even the male lover took his wife to play with it. It was not much different from the national openness of Citi in later generations.
The governor vented his anger and felt relieved. The door brewed tea for him and served him for a while, but saw someone outside calling in a low voice.
Xiao Sixue couldn't help frowning, "Go and take a look, it seems that he is looking for you again. Master, I'll remind you again. You can reach out, but you must never lose your words..."
"I know, I will only do what I can do." The doorman replied. Seeing that the master's face was not very good, he quickly laughed and reached out to hug the master, and kissed the master on the face, and whispered: "Isn't I help with many things, you, the master? Don't always look at people with old eyes and look down on people."
He said, getting up and sorting out the above, Shi Shiran walked out, feeling a little bit of spirit. Xiao Sixue couldn't help but shake his head and smile bitterly, Alas! I can't even change him...
When the doorman left the study, the servant who called him in a low voice was cramped, rubbing each other uneasy, and laughed in a low voice: "Master Ren, I didn't deliberately disturb you and the master. I was actually looking for someone outside, saying that there was something urgent."
Xiao Sixue is also very honest. He is surrounded by one disciple and two servants. Considering that he is a third-rank chief official, he is really very ethical. Of course, he must remove his favorites to play with the disciple. After all, this is the limitation of the times. Playing with rabbits in this era is elegant. As a scholar who passed the Jinshi in his early twenties, he can do nothing else, but elegance, how can he not be particular! He must be elegant.
Although Menzi seems to be played with by the master and being inferior to others, they are actually very high in the market. Although this status is a false power, outsiders usually call Menzi Xiao Erye. Even if they speak behind their backs, they are generally called Junior Official. Of course, there is a very insulting name called Bastard, but they won't call it that during the time. If they really call it that way, it will be a broken-down and will never stop until they die.
Ren Tietie is a branch of the third-rank governor, and his status is imaginable. Even though he is as gentle as a woman in front of the governor, outside, his cleverness is still very good. He immediately touched a piece of silver for the servant. "I know, sister-in-law Niu, please go first! Next time I look for me, don't forget to say that there is clothes in the clothes shop and you want to invite me to go there."
In ancient times, cloth was hard currency, sometimes better than silver. At that time, there was never donating or throwing away old clothes. So there was a garment shop. For example, a pawn shop, or something like that, you had to invite senior Chaofeng. If you had to invite a shop, you had to ask some people who knew the fashion trends at that time to set prices. No matter which province or official in this school was in, it could be said that it was the most fashionable group of people in the contemporary era.
The servant got the money and was secretly confused. He was afraid that he would have seven or eight yuan, and his face suddenly burst into laughter, "Yes, yes, yes. I forgot about it for a moment."
Ren Tietie didn't care about her. He immediately turned two yards to the side door of the backyard of the governor's yamen. This side door was also guarded by soldiers. But when he saw Ren Tietie, he quickly softened his back and smiled, "Ren Gate Official."
Ren Tietie nodded, and felt at ease to enjoy the service of several soldiers. He looked up with his chin and saw the two of them open the door. Then Shi Ran went out. A soldier saw his back disappearing into the darkness and couldn't help but spit out. A senior next to him quickly pulled him, "Can you beg for death?"
The other face was disappointed. But he knew it well, so he only dared to spit behind his back, but couldn't help complaining, "We'll keep the door for the master. But he's taking advantage..."
"It's not your turn if you don't make it." The older man shook his hand and gave him a blind eye. "He's the one around the master. Are you? Look at your appearance, the spring flowers in Lichunyuan will dislike you and refuse to take your business..."
The young man suddenly screamed, "That spring flowers are all forty! I don't like it. I have to sleep with the top cards like Xiao Jinbao after saving money..."
The two of them turned to the woman. After talking for a while, the door outside came in with a dark face. Hearing the two of them talking dirty, they couldn't help but stare at each other and shouted loudly: "Damn it, what are you talking about? The master wants to hear..."
The two soldiers immediately became soft and they begged hard, "Mr. Tietie, the young men have forgotten the rules of the yamen in a daze. I beg for a lot of them and just treat us as a fart!"
Ren Tietie had something to do and didn't want to argue with them. He snorted coldly and walked quickly. The remaining two soldiers looked at each other, and for a moment they were worried. Even Xiao Jinbao from Lichunyuan was not interested in talking.
Ren Tietie hurried into the table, the governor's teacup and took a big sip. The governor was reading a book under the lamp, and couldn't help frowning, "How many times have I said it, I still have no rules at all..."
"My master." The doorzi put down the teacup and stomped his feet, "If you follow the rules, something big will happen."
The governor's eyelids were clamped. He had experienced many experiences over the years of his career. He was just making small matters big, and then he could get money from it, so he did not move at all.
Seeing his posture, the disciple was even more anxious, "It's really the master, I'm not anxious. My master, something really happened! Those chieftains plotted to rebel..."
The governor sat up straight, "What? It's impossible..." He said, his body slowly softened again, but he smiled, "Is it a ignorant to be the boss who looks at you and teases you? You can sign up and I'll make up your decision, but don't make up such words to coax me."
This is typical dark under the light.
"Oh hey! My dear father, it turns out that I am such a person in your eyes?" The manzi glared at him and suddenly became unhappy. "Do you believe it or not, the other person's eyeliner rushed over and asked for fifty taels of silver. If I hadn't been worried about the black hat on your head, I would have been too lazy to give out the fifty taels..."
He said that his face felt a little painful. The fifty taels were really a considerable amount of money. He could buy a house with a unique courtyard in a remote place in Kunming City.
When the governor heard this, he had to believe it. After all, the governor had been following him for almost ten years. He was close to him every day and did things like that, and it was false to say that he had no feelings. Otherwise, why did he know that the disciple likes to make a small profit, but he did not abandon it because he could not change the people around him.
Seeing his face serious, the doormen said the news he had just left. After saying this, he was shocked by Governor Xiao Sixue to the point where one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven.
"Oh! These killing talents have ignored the grace of the court and have caused me a lot..." The governor was panicked and fainted.
When the door saw it, he was scared to death. He hurriedly hugged him up and fed water on the side. He finally woke up slowly and grabbed his clothes, "Go quickly to get my king's flag and dispatch troops to protect the Marquis of Jinghai."
"Master. Those wolf soldiers are so fierce..." The three generations of the school were all local Han people. They were born with fear of local soldiers. "Can't we go and invite Duke Qian! Even if something happens, Duke Qian will share the burden and will not lose his head! At most, deposed to the people... I have saved some money in private, but there are also a thousand taels. Let's go to Nanjing to live. There are four seasons, rich people, and many beautiful prostitutes. Master, you must like..."
He heard him tell all the money he saved from his private house, and the governor said it was fake. It was obvious that although he was walking on the back door, he walked to the deepest part of his heart, but it was not a time of tenderness and sweetness. He reached out to hold his hand and said, "Tie Tie, listen to me, I, the governor, sounds like a third-rank red robe. In fact, it is because the sky is high and the emperor is far away. I have been in Yunnan for eight years, and there is no news of transferring me back to the court. It can be seen that I failed as a man, and there is no one in the court to help me! Zheng Guojiu was named a marquis for his military merits. I don't know how many old friends follow him, and he is the younger brother of the most beloved imperial concubine today. If something happens to him in Yunnan, the entire Yunnan officialdom will be the most powerful, but no one will run away."
When the menzi heard him, he couldn't help but say, "I can't stop! I usually listen to those scholars in the Gongyuan. They all say that this dynasty and scholars rule the world together. The emperor is wrong, and scholars will scold him. He is just the emperor's brother-in-law. Can he kill all the master and the entire Yunnan officials just because of him?"
"It's impossible to kill. If you are imprisoned or demoted, these are almost foreseeable." Xiao Sixue couldn't help but smile bitterly. Fifty percent of the world's population and food were in Nanzhi, Zhejiang and Jiangxi, and Zheng Guojiu created the world's first-class tax. It is no exaggeration to say that he is better than the three provinces. If something happens to such a person, the officials in the entire Yunnan will be buried with him. What's that? Maybe those who sing against Zheng Guojiu will jump out and say there is no good person in Hongdong County!
[Everyone in the world says it can be killed], this is what I meant! Xiao Sixue murmured.
The cold sweat was all over the head of the school. In this situation, he usually claimed to be clever, but found that it was not very useful at this time.
Just when he was anxious, a sudden flash of inspiration flashed, and he said immediately: "Master, why don't we tell the master privately and let him avoid it for a while... As the saying goes, keep the green mountains without worrying about burning firewood."
Xiao Sixue was upright and asked anxiously: "When is it now?"
To be continued...