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Chapter Thirty-Six: Dionysus

"Ah? Why did this Sanpang provoke you? Maybe he did it unintentionally." Liu Meng stuttered a little and defended Sanpang guiltily.

"It was accidental to post a post, and I updated another post, that was intentional. Hum, I knew that you guys were all from snakes and rats, so they naturally covered each other." Liu Ruyi was still angry, her little face was full of anger. "Anyway, if I knew who this Sanpang is, Hum, I must beat this guy up."

"Actually it's just a joke, why take it seriously?" Liu Meng continued to try to comfort him, and the cold sweat dripped again.

"It's so ugly. I'm calling for equality between men and women all day long. Let's see where equality is. I have to look at people without tinted glasses. Is the standard for judging a girl just beauty and ugliness?" Liu Ruyi was still angry when she said that these stinky boys were so hateful.

Suddenly I thought of the confrontation between men and women just now and asked, "Isn't that Ruyi the only one?"

"Hmph, what else can I have besides this Ruyi?" Liu Ruyi proudly raised her small breasts with some material substance, and quickly filled her with a reply.

So that's it, he said with a hint: "Didn't you also published a post "After entering the Monk Temple", which has belittled the boys of the kiwi. Why are you so angry?"

As he said this, Liu Meng thought to himself, "How come you have the idea of ​​equality between men and women?" He is not mocking too many boys in engineering schools for being passionate. He just looked at Liu Ruyi's very unkind face, but he didn't dare to say it."

"You have to care, anyway, you have to support me and stand on my side unconditionally." Liu Ruyi looked very bachelor and unreasonable, and she looked like I was a girl, so I was rather unreasonable.

"Well..." Liu Meng had nothing to say. He could not say too much to the male compatriots too unconscience, nor could he belittle himself to please a little girl, just shut up.

"In a while, you have to treat me to a meal. I want to have a spicy pot." Liu Ruyi gave Liu Meng a blank look and suddenly said.

"Okay!", treating guests to dinner, this is easy to say, but there is no problem with the position.

Moreover, spicy pots are actually very cheap. There are several stalls on the street outside the West Gate. In fact, the boss set up a car with all kinds of vegetarian dishes, meatballs, etc., and a very small carbon pot. Take what you eat by yourself and calculate the money by skewers. The meat is 50 cents a bunch, and the vegetarian one is only 20 cents.

After opening a bottle of beer, Liu Meng asked, "Are you going to have a bottle?"

"How can one bottle be enough? You look down on people too much. Come and have five bottles first..." Liu Ruyi waved her hand and said happily.

"This..." Liu Meng was still scared. Not long ago, I saw two ladies getting drunk and crazy. He didn't want the old story to happen again.

"I know you are in a bad mood, so you can't drink to relieve your sorrows. I have to take you back when I get drunk. Of course, it's nothing if I take you back, but this will affect your glorious image." Liu Meng advised.

"What are you talking about? I don't know who is drunk later." Liu Ruyi's eyes showed cunning and laughed.

"Just blow it right away." Liu Ruyi took a bite of the meatball, and without using a bottle opener, she bit her teeth directly, opened a bottle of beer, and said.

Liu Meng was so generous that he was shocked, but he was not nervous. He drank a lot of beer and had tried to blow on the bottle. He ran into her and laughed and said, "Okay, come here, don't hold on, I have a bottle of half a bottle."

"You don't have to let me." Liu Ruyi said and started drinking, and soon she went down half a bottle.

Is Liu Ruyi a wine barrel? Why did she drink so quickly? When Liu Meng was halfway through, the little girl had to fuck Liu Meng's jaw and dropped. This is too fierce.

"Okay, okay, just half a bottle. I'll get drunk later and no one will accompany me to drink." Liu Ruyi shook her hand generously and said.

Liu Meng's alcohol content is OK. When he is in good condition, he can kill eight or nine bottles of beer. For the first time, he felt so embarrassing that he couldn't even drink a little girl. After all, he still didn't believe it. He touched Liu Ruyi's forehead and said, "Are you okay? Do you want me to send you back now?"

His palm was knocked away in an instant, "I'm still a big man, why are you trying hard to do it again."

Liu Ruyi opened another bottle of beer and drank it down. Liu Meng hurriedly drank half of the bottle. He drank too quickly and choked and coughed quickly.

After patting Liu Meng's back, Liu Ruyi said angrily: "If you can't drink, don't drink so quickly, drink slowly."

Everyone was thrown into the sea, and Liu Meng smiled bitterly. He met the God of Baccarat today, and he was so impressed by this little girl.

In the words of Stephen Chow's movie, he said: "My admiration for you is like the surging rivers, continuous, like the flood of the Yellow River, and it is out of control."

"Stop stinking, drink." The little girl said angrily.

Flattering on the horse's legs.

Not only did the alcohol content be amazing, but the little girl also had an amazing appetite. Soon, she ate 20 skewers. The two of them drank five bottles of beer and asked for another ten bottles.

Liu Meng stared at the girl's belly and kept looking at it. It was too obvious that Liu Ruyi discovered it and said angrily: "What are you watching? Look at it again and take your eyes off."

Liu Meng said embarrassedly: "I'm wondering, why can you hold so many things in your flat belly?"

It's really strange. After Liu Meng ate so many skewers and two bottles of beer, he felt like he was urinating, but this little girl had nothing to do with it.

"Hey, it's so strange. You haven't seen my dad yet. You have to drink more than ten kilograms of white wine a day."

"You're so bragging. If you drink more than ten pounds a day, you won't be drunk to death." Liu Meng naturally didn't believe it. There was also a drunkard in the village who had to drink one pound of white wine every day. Once, he drank two pounds at once, but he died of drunkenness.

I haven't woken up for a month, and my family is preparing for funeral. Later, I woke up miraculously and looked for wine everywhere as soon as I woke up.

"It's rare and strange. You don't understand some things if you say them." Liu Ruyi said mysteriously.

"Just brag, bragging is not taxed." Liu Meng naturally didn't believe it, but he only replied a few times in his heart and did not dare to say it out loud. He was afraid that the little girl would go wild. He saw that he had drunk three bottles, and the fourth bottle would soon come to an end.

......

Half an hour later.

Wine bottles all over the floor.

"Hey, I didn't expect you to be able to drink it. This is the seventh bottle, it hasn't fallen down yet." Liu Ruyi took a bottle, bite it directly into her teeth and started drinking it in big gulp.

Liu Meng was trembling and had not fallen down, but his tongue was obviously a little big, and he knew very well that he was almost the same today.

He has a good wine taste and wants to find a place to sleep after drinking too much. Now he can barely walk back to the dormitory by himself.

"Don't pretend to be dead, come another bottle." Liu Ruyi handed over another bottle.

I don’t know when, the little girl asked for another five bottles.

When the boss saw that the two of them had drunk twenty bottles, he was stunned. After eating, he was afraid that they would not have 60 skewers. Seeing that they were not fat, he was very curious about how to hold such things.

There was no way, Liu Ruyi was in a bad mood, so Liu Meng had to sacrifice his life to accompany Junzi, and Gudu Gudu started drinking again. He felt that the beer was in his throat and he couldn't spit it out. It was too embarrassing.

This intermittently, Liu Meng drank two more bottles. After drinking the ninth bottle, Liu Meng completely stopped the dishes and fell asleep as soon as he fainted. This was the result of recent exercise, otherwise he would not be able to drink so much.

Looking at the remaining bottle, Liu Ruyi bit it open and drank it directly. The drinking speed made the boss's eyes shine.

"Boss, settle the accounts!" As he said that, Liu Ruyi flipped through Liu Meng's wallet and muttered, saying that you would treat him, and you can't even blame him even if you are drunk.

As a result, after calculating the score, the two of them ate more than 100 yuan in spicy pot. If Liu Meng hadn't fallen asleep, he would be so shocked that he couldn't even close his chin.

You should know that Liu Meng also ate with his brothers in the dormitory, and the average person is only more than ten yuan.

Holding Liu Meng in his sleepy hands, Liu Ruyi's petite figure strode with great force. Fortunately, it was almost early morning and there was no ghost on campus, otherwise he would have lost his chin.

The scene looks quite strange, and the child pulls the cart.

When I arrived at Apartment Qi, it was closed long ago.

Liu Ruyi had to drag Liu Meng to the back door again, looked around, making sure there was no one. She saw that she threw Liu Meng up very flexibly, then jumped skillfully, grabbed the windowsill on the second floor, and pulled Liu Meng in.

She didn't know which dormitory Liu Meng lived in, but as a life committee member of Class 5, she visited the boys' dormitory in their class last time. She probably knew the location and found the third floor. She was just worried again. Which dormitory is there?

Fortunately, it's early morning now, and the boys have basically rested, and Liu Ruyi hid in the dark again, but no one has discovered it.

Just in a hurry, Liu Ruyi suddenly thought that when she was looking through Liu Meng's wallet to pay the bill, she saw the accommodation certificate inside. She slapped her head and shouted, "Why am I so stupid?"

Take it out and take a look, Room 307.

After observing for a while, he made sure no one appeared. He rushed out and knocked hard on the door of 307, put Liu Meng on the ground, and quickly retreated back to the darkness.

The movement was as smooth as a flowing cloud.

The eldest, the night owl, was just lying on the bed and was chatting with the former high school female classmates. When he heard the knock on the door, he immediately came out to open the door. He saw Liu Mengruan lying on the ground, with some small snoring, a burp, and a scent of alcohol in his nose.

"My grass, you drink so much, how can you get it back?" He dragged him in, feeling it was too heavy, and shouted, "Dongdong, come and help. How can I get it for him alone in this bunk bed?"
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