Chapter 69: Who are you!
Zhou Shiyan took Liu Meng's arm and walked happily, chattering at the students passing by from time to time. In the woods next to her, there were mostly couples walking hand in hand, and there were couples snuggling together. When it was sweet, they couldn't help but kiss them.
The little girl looked at her curiously, her eyes curled up. Liu Meng quickly covered her eyes and said, "You can't see children, leave quickly." As she said that, she pulled her to the convenience cafeteria.
"Oh, let me see, don't walk so fast," the little girl screamed very dissatisfied, pouting her mouth, she hadn't seen enough.
"Hehe, uncle, have you lived that way?"
"No!" I remembered that Gu Pan was also in the woods before, and I couldn't help but feel guilty and said angrily: "Don't look around, don't ask around, kids."
"Don't think I don't understand. There are some in our class. Once I went there early and saw it..."
"Stop!" Liu Meng was a little overwhelmed and talked about these things with a curious baby. He always felt that he was really lying to the little loli to see the monster uncle of the goldfish.
"Fatty, fat man, what about you?" Only a voice behind him shouted.
Liu Meng pulled the little loli and walked quickly without looking back. He was just kidding, but he had nothing to do with fat.
However, the two fat men walking beside each other turned their heads and looked at a little girl in confusion and shouted loudly.
The round face and bangs are very cute.
"It's not calling you, it's calling the fat man in front." The girl said embarrassedly. The two fat men looked forward and saw that there were other fat men.
The girl was round and small, and she ran very quickly. She turned into two steps and caught up with Liu Meng and the others. She patted Liu Meng on the shoulder and shouted, "Fatty, I've been calling you for a long time, so I can't respond to me."
Liu Meng was in pain and looked back and saw that there was no other violent person besides Liu Ruyi.
Liu Ruyi bulged her little face and looked cruel.
Liu Meng thought to himself, why did he meet this evil star again? It was so unlucky that he wanted to find a crack in the ground and hide.
He defended himself: "You have been calling fat, fat, I am not fat, how could you know you are calling me."
"Don't you call yourself a fat man? What's the matter if you are not a fat man?" Liu Ruyi said with a hint of hatred.
"Uncle, why don't I know when you became a fat man?" Zhou Shiyan looked at the sister curiously and asked in confusion.
Only then did Liu Ruyi notice that the little girl next to her was with Liu Meng. She held Liu Meng's arm with both hands and immediately looked at him with strange eyes. That's what, why did you kidnap such a young girl? In front of Zhou Shiyan, she had no nerve to say it out directly.
"This is my student, Zhou Shiyan, this is my uncle's classmate, Liu Ruyi, Miss Liu." Liu Meng quickly introduced the two, and couldn't stand Liu Ruyi's strange eyes anymore.
Liu Ruyi was still a little interested in staring at the two of them. No matter how you look, it doesn’t look like a teacher or a student, are there such a close teacher and student?
With outsiders present, Zhou Shiyan immediately turned into a well-behaved and sensible little loli and shouted politely: "Hello Auntie!"
After saying that, the little eyes were full of cunning.
Liu Meng knew at a glance that this little girl was deliberately making fun of Liu Ruyi, is there such a young aunt?
Liu Ruyi had three black lines on her forehead. Auntie? Are you wrong?! She said a huh and said, "It's considered a response."
"Fatty, I'm unhappy anymore. You have to treat me to a spicy pot." Liu Ruyi immediately changed her mind.
Thinking of the last time the two of them ate a spicy pot together, Liu Meng broke out in a cold sweat. Liu Ruyi's alcohol tolerance was too terrifying and she was about to postpone it. Zhou Shiyan happily shouted: "Okay, okay, I want to eat it too."
There was no way, two votes were against one vote, and Liu Meng had to take the two girls to eat a spicy pot with a bitter face.
On the way, Zhou Shiyan asked in a low voice: "Uncle, why are you called Sanpang? Is your real name Liu Sanpang?"
He almost spurted out blood, and Liu Meng had three black threads on his forehead and said nonsense: "This is the uncle's pseudonym. Most people don't know it. Now I'll tell you, you can't tell others, it's a secret."
"Ah? Uncle, you still have a pen name. Have you written any articles? Is it so good?" the little girl shouted in interest.
Liu Ruyi looked at the little girl sticking to Liu Meng's side, and she was full of contempt and just inserted her mouth, "It's very nice. After watching it, I really want to beat him up."
Not wanting to be confused about this topic, Liu Meng hurriedly said, "I'm so hungry, go and have a spicy pot."
The boss still has an impression of Liu Meng and Liu Ruyi. The main reason is that he has never seen two people eat so much or drink so much. When he saw the three people coming, he was even more enthusiastic about the reception and took the initiative to put a box of twenty-four bottles of beer aside.
Liu Ruyi didn't talk nonsense, took it over and chewed off the bottle cap and handed it to Liu Meng.
Zhou Shiyan looked at her refreshed spirit, and was busy and curiously, she took a bottle and started gnawing at her teeth. She was so angry that she didn't chew off the bottle cap and chewed her bite of debris.
"Little kid, my sister has practiced it, don't imitate it randomly." Liu Ruyi was very proud.
"Uncle, I want to drink too." Zhou Shiyan also wanted to pour the cup. How could Liu Meng let her drink? If Guo Yunting knew about this, would it be better? She hurriedly took it off, which caused the little girl to curl her lips in dissatisfaction.
"What's the point of drinking some beer? I can drink several bottles when I'm as old as hers." Liu Ruyi looked indifferent.
Liu Meng thought to himself, I really don’t know what kind of top-notch parents your parents are, so they educate their daughter in this way.
He must be unable to fight alcohol. After learning from the lesson from last time, Liu Meng just asked Liu Ruyi to eat and drink less. Liu Ruyi wanted to indulge him, and he could drink more than he could. Even though he had sex, he still drank too much. When he walked out after eating, he was a little crooked and the little girl was holding him obediently.
"Can you do it, can you leave?" Liu Ruyi asked happily, finally pouring Liu Meng down again, fortunately, I didn't faint this time.
"It's okay, it's okay, goodbye, I'll send Yanyan home first." Liu Meng replied shakingly, his words clear.
After parting, Liu Meng walked a short distance and, with a force of will, he gradually came up with a drunkenness again, and his path became even more shaking, but there was still a distance to reach, and he suppressed the feeling of dizziness in his head.
Liu Ruyi saw Liu Meng holding on, and was a little worried. She kept following behind quietly until she saw the two of them entering the community. She turned around and curled her lips, "I'm so shameless. I've also tried to attack the seedlings. It's also my uncle. I'm disgusting. I'll see you once and put you on once. Humph, I'm so easy to mess with."
Finally arrived at the building and entered the elevator. Liu Meng felt half of his head numb. He was so angry that he smelled alcohol. He was so drowsy. He persisted for so long, it was purely supported by his willpower. Once the place arrived, his willpower was relaxed and he fell into the elevator with a thud.
Fortunately, there were elevators and households, and there was no one else in the elevator. When they arrived at the floor of their own, Zhou Shiyan tried her best to pull Liu Meng out a little, kicked Liu Meng, who was like a dead pig, gasped for a few breaths, and continued to pull.
"Uncle stinky, I look very thin, but I didn't expect it to be so heavy." The little girl cursed angrily.
"Do you need help?" Just as Zhou Shiyan was sweating and her hands and feet were weak, she was wearing white clothes, and a beautiful sister was holding a gift box in one hand, and stood at the elevator door.
Zhou Shiyan immediately found the savior. After a long time of hard work, the two finally pulled Liu Meng out of the elevator and pulled him to the door. They were about to use the key to open the door, but suddenly turned their face to look at the beautiful sister, and asked with a vigilant face: "There is only one family on this floor. Why are you here? Who are you? What's your purpose?"
Unexpectedly, this little girl is so powerful and vigilant. The girl in white was speechless when asked. Facing the little girl's aggressive gaze, she was a little panicked and said hesitantly: "I...I'm looking for Sanpang!"
Hey, the little girl was surprised. Does this beautiful sister know that the uncle is called Sanpang? Didn’t the uncle say that ordinary people don’t tell me, and couldn’t help but look at the dead pig sleeping on the ground, then look at the girl in white, and wondered: “How come you know that the uncle is called Sanpang, what’s your relationship!”
Although the little girl was smart, she was still very experienced. The girl in white recovered from her panic. When she saw this situation, she could not guess the truth. She immediately took the lead and "friend" to the little girl's questioning gaze, and added another sentence, "A very close friend."
"Are you a boyfriend or girlfriend?" The little girl stared at her eyes wide and blinked. She knew that the uncle lived here these days, and she knew that the uncle was called Sanpang and a close friend. Her little head was very proud and proud to analyze this conclusion immediately.
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Chapter completed!