Chapter 1354 is a bad movie after all(1/2)
The country of monks in this world is not the same as the country of monks in the authentic Journey to the West.
Not to mention anything else, the typical Chinese faces in the capital are completely different from the genuine world.
But this is not important. It may be said that the Tang Dynasty was so powerful that it swept the world island, and then people from all over the world admired the Tang Dynasty and specially dressed up as Tang people.
After all, it is a bad movie, so you must be tolerant of it.
Otherwise, the person watching the movie will be pissed to death.
When they entered the city, people on both sides of the street were looking at Wang Xiao and his group.
Even if there was a huge cart that Zhu Wuneng pulled, the giant fish that could look left and right without being in the water was not surprised. At most, it was just pointing fingers.
"Master, there are so many women~"
Wang Xiao slapped Zhu Wuneng's head with a backhand and directly slapped Zhu Wuneng's head to a 180-degree rotation.
When he met Sha Seng's big lantern-like eyes, Zhu Wuneng shouted, "What are you looking at? You haven't been beaten by your master. The master beats me because he looks down on me! If he doesn't beat you, he looks down on you!"
"Gookong."
Wang Xiao took out his ears and said, "Shut him up."
"Okay."
A handful of bananas suddenly appeared in Zhu Wuneng's mouth, instantly stretching his face into a basin.
When the people of the onlookers saw this scene, they not only screamed in fear and fled in scattering, but instead laughed and applauded, as if they were watching a magical magic show.
"It's interesting."
Sun Wukong looked around and said, "The people here don't seem to be afraid of monsters."
"It's not that I'm not afraid, it's just that I didn't take it seriously."
Wang Xiao reached out and pointed at the numerous performances along the street and explained, "There are stages for troupes to perform everywhere, and the whole city is like a huge circus. The residents here watch these tricks every day, so naturally they regard us as performing tricks."
"What's wrong here," Zhu Bajie, who swallowed the banana directly, said, "We have walked such a long way, and we have never seen any city full of opera troupes. What's wrong? Why are you watching me?"
Wang Xiao, Sun Wukong, and even Sha Seng on the cart were looking at Zhu Bajie with strange eyes, which made him feel very uncomfortable.
"It's really rare."
Wang Xiao nodded with relief, "Incompetent, your head is filled with shit, pee, farts and girls, but you can order something else."
"master."
Sun Wukong said to Wang Xiao seriously, "What's wrong with him, I feel that he may have been possessed by a monster."
"He was originally a monster, but also an old lustful monster."
Wang Xiao grinned his teeth, "There are too many people here, pay attention to the image. Wait until there is no one else to beat him up."
While speaking, a welcome song rang out from the street, and a gorgeous team slowly walked.
The leader was a chasing cart with a girl wearing a white robe standing on it.
Wang Xiao could see what he could see without using his magic power in his eyes.
On the surface, he was the national teacher of the Monk Kingdom, but in essence he was a nine-headed golden eagle.
It is a monster that combines the golden-winged eagle of the original version with the nine-headed bird.
Wang Xiao expressed his calmness about this. As for a bad movie, it is understandable that anything happens, but it is far from the point where he can vomit.
He had already adjusted his mentality and regarded the world arranged by the bosses for him as a magical trip.
Since it is a magical trip, it doesn’t matter what happens, it’s understandable.
The white-robed national master walked over with a smile, "In the national master of the kingdom of Shinai, Master Sanzang, you are finally here."
Wang Xiao glanced at the big mouth girl in front of him, then looked around, as if he was looking for someone.
The national master was puzzled, "Master Sanzang, what are you looking for?"
"Look for the Sanzang Master you mentioned."
Wang Xiao grinned, "Can you be talking to me?"
The national master was stunned for a moment, and then smiled and said, "Master Sanzang was joking, of course I am talking to you."
"Then you have found the wrong person. My surname is Wang Xiao and the name is Zihou, but I am not a master of Sanzang."
Wang Xiao knew very well that the routines here were nothing more than the big guys who wanted him to become the real Tripitaka Master through various methods.
So he is very cautious in this regard and never gives any chance to reveal any flaws.
The national teacher was obviously a little dazed, which was completely different from the information she received.
After being stunned, she laughed again, "Okay, Master Wang Xiao can do it too. The name is just for others to call it, and it doesn't matter what it calls it."
"oh?"
Wang Xiao raised his eyebrows and gave her a thumbs up, "The national teacher is really brave, so can I call you Lese?"
"It's called "Stop." Sun Wukong, who was holding his arms, followed.
"You guys are really good at joking."
The national teacher twitched his eyelids and invited him with a smile, "Then let me take you to meet the king."
"Okay, we are a regular tour group, not a black tour guide."
Regular tour groups have certificates, which is called a pass certificate.
If you want to pass through the territory of a certain country, you need to go through legal transit procedures.
The national master tried to talk several times on the way, but Wang Xiao pushed them all to Zhu Wuneng.
As LsP Zhu Wuneng, he was so hungry that he could not stand the female creatures. The national teacher with a deep layout could not help but reveal his true colors.
As for Wang Xiao, he is not very interested in big mouth girls. And after all, he is a monster. At least at this moment, he still adheres to his belief in the different paths of hemale.
If there is any beauty from the demon clan that can break Wang Xiao's persistence, at least I have never seen it yet.
When he arrived at the magnificent palace, Wang Xiao looked around and curled his lips, "It is obviously a Western Region, but the decoration style is like the Indian. What are you thinking about in your mind."
When he entered the hall full of juggling actors, Wang Xiao's dissatisfaction became even greater.
Because the national teacher was so stupid that he actually called the fake king "Emperor"!
"It's understandable that you don't get angry or not."
Wang Xiao took a deep breath and relieved the anger in his heart.
Then his eyes looked at the fake king.
The king is fake, but he is really locked in the dungeon. The person who pretends to be him is Red Boy.
That's right, it's Hong Chi, the son of Bull Demon King, who has become the subordinate of the nine-headed golden eagle in this world.
Wang Xiao no longer wants to complain, so I won’t talk about bad movies anymore.
"I'm not a bad pen, but a king."
"This king, do you know the Tang Dynasty?"
"Da Tang? Are there big candy cubes? Take it out and give it to me quickly."
Wang Xiao gave him a thumbs up, "You are a magnificent pen, you dare to humiliate the Tang Dynasty at its peak. When the troops from the Anxi Protectorate's Mansion come over, I hope you can still magnificent pen."
In real history, Xuanzang of Tang went to Tianzhu in the second year of Zhenguan and set out from Gaochang.
But this is the world of Journey to the West, and this time does not count.
In the world of Journey to the West, Xuanzang of Tang, who was enlightened by the Bodhisattva, set out on the westward journey in the 13th year of Zhenguan.
In the 14th year of Zhenguan, the Tang Dynasty had already established the Anxi Protectorate.
This is the Central Plains dynasty, which once again became the master of the Western Regions after four hundred years of chaos.
The Han and Tang dynasties were strong, one opened up the Western Regions, and the other recovered the Western Regions.
The status of these two eras in history was achieved with strength.
"You are here to call yourself the emperor, you are really a frog in the well without knowing the height of the sky and the earth."
Wang Xiao simply scolded directly, "What kind of thing are you? You are just a mess, you look so ugly. You dare to call the emperor? Such a little trash like you, wherever my Tang Dynasty soldiers go, you will be powdered!"
People in the magical world don’t pay much attention to this, after all, they are bad movies.
But Wang Xiao is not good. He has experienced the glory of the Central Plains dynasty countless times, and the Western Regions have been developed and recovered many times in his hands.
He couldn't stand this kind of miscellaneous Hu, or such ugly miscellaneous Hu, who dared to despise the majesty of the emperor of the Central Plains.
"Come!"
Red Boy was still acting, shouting and shouting at the guards, "Take them!"
Wang Xiao took out a bunch of grapes he bought on the roadside before, walked to Sun Wukong who was holding his legs and hugging his arms, "The guards are all blinded normal people, just fight that monster."
"I like this."
Nowadays, Sun Wukong is very pure, he just likes fighting and subduing demons.
To be continued...