312、Drag down and castrated【2/3】
312, drag it down and castrate it 【2/3】
I'm asking for a recommendation vote, I'm so crying!
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Dong Zhuo stood by the pool, and the colorful lanterns reflected her golden dragon robe. She said in an arrogant voice: "Yan Yun, I see that you are still good at this appearance. Where are you from and how is your family background? Why are you willing to take the initiative to be my male favorite?"
Dong Zhuo used to ask people, "Would you like to be my male favorite? But this time this man took the initiative to call the male favorite. Of course, the old question was useless, so he had to change his new tricks to ask."
Sun Yu thought memorably: Accent is something that cannot be deceived. I can only say that I am from Hebei and my family is in chaos.
He pretended to be respectful and whispered: "The villain is from Hebei, with a poor family and a difficult life, so he wants to make a living in His Majesty's harem."
As soon as these words were said, the people around them all gasped. Although the custom of women being superior to men has lasted for two hundred years, the ideas and concepts that have been around since the Spring, Autumn, Qin and Han dynasties are still influencing people today. Most men are still unwilling to share a woman with many men, let alone willing to bow their heads and be someone else's harem.
This is definitely a boneless man who can do such a thing and say such things.
The witch emperor was a little dissatisfied when he heard this and couldn't help but laugh and said, "You man is really a cartilage. You can also say such words in the harem... Tsk, I'm afraid that I won't be able to play with this cartilage man for a long time."
The witch emperor said that playing was to argue with her, not agree to her request, and then she asked someone to beat her with a stick, toss and make fun of her when she was bored.
But in Sun Yu's ears, the word "play" became the meaning of playing without clothes on the bed. Dong Zhuo's words that had no meaning at all became Sun Yu's ears: "You man is a silver-like wax gun tip, three seconds man."
Men cannot stand the most that others say that they are not good enough. Saying that a man is a "three-second man" is a huge insult to that man. Dong Zhuo just glanced at Sun Yu and said that Sun Yu was "unplayed". Uncle can tolerate it, but aunt can't bear it.
Sun Yu was furious and couldn't help but protest, "Your Majesty... You have heard that people should not behave like this. Although the villain has a little weak temper and is a bit embarrassing to pursue the harem, he is very tough. He is sure to play with you from dark to dawn. Guanyin sits in lotus, old man pushes carts, old tree roots... The villain is all good, and there are many new tricks. You can tell if you don't believe it!"
Damn, Sun Yu regretted it as soon as he said it. Oh, man, why is it so uneasy when someone talks about sexual ability? I am here to please Dong Zhuo and find an opportunity to save Mimiyan, not to fight with her.
I should protect my calmness and rationality, please please her, let her promise to accept me into the harem, and I can stay in this Cao Mansion tonight and wait for an opportunity to save Mimiyan. If she dares to let me sleep with her tonight, I will strangle her to death in the bed!
Humph, but... before strangling her to death, I must rape her first, because it can only vent her torture that Mimiyan suffered. Sun Yu was originally a good person, but the serious injury to Mimiyan made him calm and he became much more ruthless without realizing it.
"That's very hard." "Guanyin sat in a lotus, an old man pushed a cart, an old tree putts a root..." As soon as the word was spoken, the people in the yard suddenly had a very strange expression.
A look of anger rose from Diao Chan's sad face, she stretched out her jade hands, covered Lu Bu's ears, and then cursed at Sun Yu: "You... you are so dirty, why do you say such things in front of a teenager? My Bu Bu... My Bu Bu can't be harmed by your dirty words!"
A hint of doubt appeared on the dull face of the little Lubu, who was wearing a black helmet and black armor, and she whispered: "Guanyin sat in a lotus, the old man pushed the cart, what is the old tree root? Is it a certain kind of gunshot technique, a halberd technique, a knife technique, and a stick technique? Why don't I listen?"
Diao Chan's pretty face turned red, she let go of a hand covering her ears, and then whispered in Lu Bu's ear: "Bu Bu doesn't like noise, so I'll help you cover your ears. Those three moves are all gunshot techniques! Bu Bu uses a halberd, so don't worry about these."
Sun Yu almost jumped up and complained: Oh my God! Diao Chan is a talent, and she just talks nonsense and shoots, but she actually fits the essence of these three moves. Aren’t these three moves a kind of shooting technique with a strange posture? Cough... I was so fainted, and I was thinking wrong again. Since I came to this world, I have gradually turned from an honest boy to a lust. It’s all the fault of this world.
Right, it’s not brother who is wrong, it’s this world!
Diao Chan and Lu Bu were talking softly there, but the witch emperor on the other side was angry by Sun Yu's obscene words. She snorted coldly: "The lowly man dares to think about these things at me, and dares to say something to me 'you will know it'. Humph, just by your words, you will die ten times less."
Sun Yu quickly protested: "Your Majesty, didn't you let me be your male favorite? To be a qualified male favorite, of course you have to understand these moves, and I can only do these things with Your Majesty. Does Your Majesty want me to cheat and do such things with other female generals?"
"Hahaha!" The witch emperor laughed in anger and laughed at the eunuchs on both sides and said, "Haha, this man...hahaha...If you want to say he is not fun, he has found some fun for me."
She sank her voice and said seriously to Sun Yu: "I'll ask you one last time, are you really willing to be my male favorite?"
This question is the key. If the witch emperor asks a man if he is willing to be his male pet, and the man refuses on the spot, she will let the man go away just now. For example, there was a person in the yard who only suffered minor injuries and went back, which was the person who refused as soon as he opened his mouth.
But when the men saw her beauty and beauty, they were confused by her identity. When they heard her say "I am qualified to be my male favorite", nine out of the ten men would agree foolishly, and then the witch emperor would treat this man as a thief who wanted to take advantage of him and tossed him hard.
Sun Yu said in his heart: How can I not behave? If I don’t, I can’t stay in your backyard, and I will not have the chance to save Mimi’s eyes.
So he nodded and said, "Of course I do!"
The witch emperor sneered: "Since you want, from today on your name, your name is...uh? Huh? How many numbers should it be?"
A eunuch next to him came up to report: "Your Majesty, it should be No. 50."
"Okay, from today on, your name is No. 50, because you are my No. 50 male favorite!"
I'm dizzy, you lewd bad woman, you actually had an affair with fifty men. Brother admired her, Sun Yu had two big heads.
However, the witch emperor changed his words and said, "Okay, since that's the case! People from both sides dragged No. 50 out to castrate him."
A team of soldiers rushed in from the yard and surrounded Sun Yu in the middle. The ordinary men who were usually caught were obsessed with several eunuchs and directly controlled them. However, because Sun Yu's body looked strong, a team of soldiers ran over to surround Sun Yu.
Two of the soldiers walked up and reached over Sun Yu's shoulder, intending to cut his hand behind him.
Sun Yu was very anxious and shouted: "Your Majesty, don't you want a villain to be your male favorite? Why do you want a villain to be castrated? If the villain is gone, how can you be your male favorite?"
The witch emperor sneered: "How can a man touch my noble body? Do you really think that being my male favorite can make me flirt with me? Hahaha... The number 49 in front of you is either dead or castrated, and no one can touch a finger of me... Haha... I'm just teasing you lustful men."
I fainted, I vomited blood, I fell, I flew, I was messy... Sun Yu was sweating profusely: So that's it? It turned out that Dong Zhuo was not a woman with aquatic nature, but just liked to torment men for fun... This... What kind of attribute is this? Queen? Not like the queen, sick and sweet? It's not right. Sick and sweet aren't like this.
The witch emperor was looking at Sun Yu's expression coldly at this moment. In fact, the most important thing she was teasing men to play is this step. You can see that men's expression changes from extreme joy to extreme sorrow. The change of expressions from heaven to hell is an important key point for Dong Zhuo to have fun. Now Sun Yu's expression makes her very satisfied.
This vulgar man with a lewd word "that" and "Guanyin sits in a lotus, an old man pushes a cart, an old tree puts a root" has a lewd expression from calm to stranger when he hears himself saying he wants to castrate him, from darkness to frustration, from excitement to depression... Just wait for him to wake up from depression and resist himself, and then he can immediately order the soldiers to press him to the ground and beat him up!
In fact, many men started to fight back at this step, so the witch emperor could beat these men up and let them experience all kinds of tragedies, and she could have fun in it.
The face of No. 50 really became very ugly. Hehe, I scared him again. The witch emperor said, "If you promise to be castrated, you can save your life. If you don't agree, you will first serve you in a mess, and then dismember your five horses... Do you think it through carefully, or do you want to die or become a castrator?"
This question is actually another trap. If you agree, you will be castrated.
If he doesn't agree, the witch emperor will only beat the man up and will not kill him. For example, those men who were carried back to the yard with blood are the tough people here.
This question suddenly made Sun Yu stunned. I promised it? I won’t do it if I was castrated! If she didn’t agree, she would kill me by sticking it. Is there anyone so cruel? Is this woman so abnormal?
Sun Yu suddenly began to think about running away. There were Lu Bu and Diao Chan in this yard. Brother was not their opponent. What if I used "Shenxing" to escape? No, although I didn't see the Red Rabbit Horse, this horse shouldn't be far from Lu Bu.
If my brother ran away, before he could run far, Lu Bu would ride the Red Rabbit Horse and drag the afterimage to catch up with me. I couldn't beat her.
It seems that you have to choose one of two and choose an option that is easier to escape.
Sun Yu's eyes suddenly lit up and thought: If he chose to be beaten and killed by random sticks, maybe the witch emperor would come to watch it in person. With her perverted personality, she would definitely watch me being beaten to death with her own eyes. When Lu Bu is standing next to her, maybe he will really die. I might as well choose to be castrated. I see Diao Chan protecting Lu Bu, she would definitely not want the little loli to watch a man being castrated with her own eyes... Yes, if I chose to be castrated, Lu Bu and Diao Chan would never follow me... I would have the chance to escape.
Sun Yu pretended to be depressed and sighed: "The villain... the villain doesn't want to die... Just be a castrator..."
As soon as this sentence was spoken, the witch Emperor, Diao Chan and Bubu all sighed together, thinking in their hearts: I looked a little tough just now and dared to contradict the witch Emperor, but in the blink of an eye it was still a corrupt body.
The witch emperor curled his lips and said, "I thought I could play for a long time, but the result is... it's really a silver-like wax gun tip, which is not useful, just the same as the No. 32 a few days ago. Just drag him down and castrate him quickly! Oh... By the way, I thought of a fun game, asking No. 32 to execute the execution, and castrate No. 50 with his own hands! Let him make a companion for himself, hahaha!"
The soldiers rushed up and cut Sun Yu's hands back.
Someone went to call No. 32. This guy was pale in skin, his face was not bearded, and he looked a bit like a eunuch when he walked. He heard that the witch emperor asked him to supervise the castration of No. 50. His eyes lit up and said, "It's great, haha, someone has come to me to follow my footsteps. I'm so happy. I want to watch the whole process of this guy being castrated, hahahaha..."
Sun Yu felt a lot of sweat in his heart, thinking: This No. 32 seems to have become psychologically perverted after being castrated. Now he may wish that all men in the world will be castrated.
No. 32 led the soldiers and dragged Sun Yu out of the yard, then dragged him to a secluded place in the backyard of Cao's mansion, preparing to castrate Sun Yu in a dark place.
After leaving the yard, he couldn't see Lu Bu and Diao Chan, and Sun Yu immediately breathed a sigh of relief. As long as those two guys were not there, there was nothing else to be afraid of. Moreover, the witch emperor only thought he was a cordyceps man, so he only sent a team of male soldiers and a thirty-two of the eunuch to deal with him, which just gave him a chance to escape.
Hehe, as long as I get to the secluded place, I can easily get out. These men are not my enemies.
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Memoirs of scientists:
I always thought the Witch Emperor was a *** slut.
I was wrong in the end!
She is a reserved woman who is unwilling to let a man touch a finger, or she is a woman who has a full sense of disgust for men.
In her eyes, I saw a kind of disdain or mockery of men.
She enjoys punishing lustful men and vents her dissatisfaction with men by torture them.
I think... this should be a mental disease! If a psychologist could teach her well, she might be able to cure her strange disease, but... there is no psychologist in this era, and her position is not allowed to point fingers at her.
After seeing her pathological condition, I couldn't help but examine myself more than once: Am I a lustful man?
The answer is yes! I am lustful! I often have a mess in my heart, which makes me unable to help but spit out a lewd thought.
But I don't feel ashamed of this.
There is a saying in my world that goes, "All evil lust is the first, and no matter what the mind is, there is no good person in the world when it comes to doing things."
Yes, "lust" is the first of all evil, but everyone has lust. You cannot label a person as a bad person just because he has obscene thoughts. "lust" is an evil that must be "discussed", that is to say... only those who have done lust are lustful people.
I never do lustful things, I only make out with women with emotional foundation, and I am glad that this is!
Sun Yu
Chapter completed!