335. The Black Belly Lolita Zhuge Liang [1/3]
335, Black-bellied Loli Zhuge Liang【1/3】
Sun Yu and Yan Yun walked towards the center of the city. The streets were deserted and the carriages were sparse. The poor Xinye County showed a pathological state of being as if the sun was not as vast as the west.
After walking a few steps, two little loli suddenly rushed out of the alley on the side of the road. The two little loli seemed to be playing a game of chasing. The big loli chased the little one. The two chased and ran to Sun Yu and Yan Yun.
Sun Yu looked at it with his eyes and felt that both loli were quite cute, but they were too dirty. His face was covered with black mud, and he couldn't see his appearance clearly. He couldn't help but sigh in his heart: Poor little loli, this should be an orphan!
Just as he thought of this, the small loli seemed to be desperate by the big man, but she suddenly flashed behind Yan Yun's back, grabbed Yan Yun's clothes with both hands, and shouted: "Sister, stop chasing me, I can't run."
The big loli was unmoved and still rushed towards the small one. The little one used Yan Yun as a shield and circled around him. Two little loli were circling around Yan Yun, and four black little hands were pulled around Yan Yun.
Yan Yun smiled bitterly. He was a big man from Hebei, but he was actually used by two little lolitas as a shield for games. He said with a smile and cry: "Go away, don't come to me to make a noise."
The two loli were frightened by Yan Yun, and ran towards the street with a strange scream. After a moment, they disappeared into the alley.
Seeing that Yan Yun was frightened by Loli, Sun Yu blamed him angrily: "Why are you a fierce little girl? Tsk tsk, I will punish you to run around Xinye County tomorrow morning."
Yan Yun knew that Sun Yu was talking and was not concerned about it.
The two walked forward again, and soon they saw an inn in front of them, called "Xinye Inn". This broken name is really broken. Sun Yu smiled bitterly and said, "Let's stay here tonight."
Yan Yun nodded and said, "Then I'll go and open a room..."
Yan Yun thought silently that Sun Yu wanted to live in one upper room alone, and he also lived in one middle room alone. Each of the twenty scoutsmen lived in one lower room, and they had to open a total of seven rooms. He walked to the counter, slapped the table hard, and shouted: "Shopkeeper, open seven rooms for me."
When the inn shopkeeper saw that a big business came, he greeted him with a smile.
Yan Yun reached out to touch the purse at his waist, and when he touched it, his face suddenly changed color! The place where the purse was hung was empty, and the purse had long disappeared.
"***, my money!" Yan Yun was shocked and then slapped his head and said, "Those two little girls... are thieves."
When the inn shopkeeper saw Yan Yun's posture, he didn't know what happened to him. He shook his head and said, "Customer, do you still want a room?"
Yan Yun was immediately amazed and laughed. Fortunately, Sun Yu had already come over at this time, took out a bunch of money and put it on the counter. The shopkeeper went to prepare for the room without mentioning it.
"What's wrong?" Sun Yu asked in a low voice: "Have you lost your wallet?"
Yan Yun nodded and said, "The two little girls who were walking around me just now... must have been their hands. The general is resting here. I'll grab them and beat them up."
Sun Yu laughed and reached out to block Yan Yun and said, "Forget it, just a little money. Those two children look very pitiful. Why bother to catch them specifically? Just treat the money as rewarded to them."
Sun Yu took out another string of money and asked the waiter to arrange some food.
In order not to attract attention, he and Yan Yun specially chose a dining table in the corner to sit down. The sight here is good and you can see the situation in the entire inn, but those who have just entered the inn will not notice this location.
After a while, the food and drinks were on the table, and there were actually several large roasted sea bass. Sun Yu Daqi couldn't help asking: "The sea bass should be sea fish, how can I eat it in Xinye?"
The waiter smiled and said, "You don't know that our Xinye is close to the Han River. The Han River connects to the Yangtze River, and the Yangtze River connects to the sea, so there are often water merchants, and it's not a strange thing to eat with sea fish. Of course, this kind of sea fish is not affordable to ordinary people, it's very expensive! You just gave a bunch of money, so our store naturally wants to serve you the best dishes."
Sun Yu nodded, so that's it! He took a piece of roasted sea bass and took a bite with the porridge. It was fragrant and it was really good. If this thing was discovered by the delicious lolita at home, it would be great.
Yan Yun lost his purse and was in a bad mood. He held a chopstick and roasted sea bass, and poured it into his mouth with the porridge. He didn't know if he tasted it.
The two of them had just eaten a few bites when a figure flashed at the entrance of the inn, and two little beggars came in.
These two little boys, Hua Loli, are naturally Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong. As soon as Zhuge Liang entered the store, he immediately shouted: "Waiter, give us two of the best roasted sea bass, and add two hot porridge to the wrist. Hehe."
The waiter glanced at the two of them and hummed, "It's you again, where did you steal money to eat fish?"
Zhuge Liang laughed and said, "You care where I made the money. Anyway, we have the money to eat fish today."
She swung her hand and a purse flew to the table. It was Yan Yun's purse.
The little loli next to him pulled Zhuge Liang's sleeve and whispered: "Sister, isn't it good for us to be so arrogant? This is the stolen money."
Zhuge Liang hummed, "If we don't steal the money from the stupid one, we will sooner or later throw it away. Since that's the case, it's a great merit for us to use it for him. What do you care about so much? Just sit down and eat the fish."
Sun Yu looked at the two little loli by the side and felt very happy, but Zhuge Liang's words made Yan Yun irritate him. Oh, after a long time, you said I was a fool, looking for death, and he was so arrogant after stealing my money.
Yan Yun slapped the table and said furiously: "Okay, two thieves, you were actually hit by me here and returned my wallet to me."
The loli was shocked when she said something.
Zhuge Liang shouted, "The wind is tight, it's irritating!" After that, he ran away from the store.
Pang Tong was stunned for about a second, and then turned around and ran away with Zhuge Liang.
Yan Yun was both angry and funny. I was staring at him and wanted to run away? He rushed forward, stretched out his hands, and grabbed a loli with one hand. He was majestic and moved as fast as lightning. How could the two loli be able to escape? In an instant, he grabbed the collar from left to right.
The two loli were struggling desperately, but their strength was too small to be able to break away from Yan Yun's iron fist.
Sun Yu couldn't help but speak, "Brother Yan, be gentle, don't hurt the little girl."
At this moment, Zhuge Liang bit Yan Yun's arm, and Yan Yun's arm hurt and relaxed slightly. Zhuge Liang slid out of his hand like a fish and ran away.
Pang Tong on the other side also wanted to do the same thing, but Yan Yun bit him and became alert, and Pang Tong could not bite him any longer.
Pang Tong cried, "Sister, save me!"
Zhuge Liang, who had already run away, heard Pang Tong's call for help and turned around and shouted: "Your palace, I'll come back to save you." After that, he turned into the alley, turned left and right, and disappeared without a trace.
I'm dizzy, can this be called the palace queen? Sun Yu and Yan Yun have black lines on their heads. This big loli clearly sold the little loli.
The poor little loli Pang Tong struggled for a long time, but he couldn't break free from Yan Yun's iron fist. When he saw his sister running away on his own, she turned her mouth and started crying. Her crying was so shrill...
Yan Yun said viciously: "I still dare to cry when I steal my wallet, I will send you to meet the official."
After hearing this, Pang Tong cried even harder.
Sun Yu walked forward, gently pulled Yan Yun's wrist away, put the little loli down, and then said softly: "Little girl, don't cry, we are not bad people, we won't bully you."
Xiao Pangtong blinked and cried, "You don't bully me, but if you want to send me to see Master Guan, Master Guan will bully me..."
Tsk, the miserable child, Sun Yu picked up a plate of roasted sea bass from his table and handed it to Xiao Pangtong, and said softly: "Come on, eat fish, it's not good to steal someone's wallet. Tell me if you're hungry, I'll buy delicious food for you."
When Xiao Pang saw the delicious roasted sea bass, she forgot to cry. She couldn't believe it and said, "Is it really for me?"
Sun Yu nodded.
Xiao Pang grabbed the roasted sea bass from the plate and smiled happily: "Then I'll eat it..."
But before she put the fish in her mouth, she suddenly said, "No, I have to wait for my sister to eat together, I can't eat alone."
Sun Yu and Yan Yun looked at each other and smiled bitterly, "Your sister threw you here and ran away. I don't want you anymore. Are you still thinking about giving her something delicious? What a good kid."
Xiao Pang Tong flattened his mouth, thought for a while, and then said, "Sister won't throw me away. She is the smartest person in the world. She said she will come to save me later and be sure to arrive later."
Sun Yu smiled bitterly in his heart and thought to himself: She is a little loli, and you are also a little loli. Seeing that you are so poor, you will definitely not know how to be a general. What tricks does she use to save you from us?
Sun Yu said softly: "Little sister, what's your name? Brother, you're so pitiful. Why don't you follow me and be a little maid for me. I'll give you delicious food every day."
Xiao Pangtong tilted his head and said, "My name is..."
She was about to say her name when suddenly a shout came from the entrance: "I'm here to save you!"
Sun Yu, Yan Yun and Pang Tong looked up and saw Zhuge Liang who had just escaped stood at the door of the inn. She was holding a cloth bag in her hand, not knowing what was inside.
Before the three of them could react, Zhuge Liang smashed the cloth bag in his hand towards Yan Yun and laughed and said, "Look at it! Big Horse Hornet."
The cloth bag was unfolded, and a hornet's nest as big as a football rolled towards Yanyun.
***, Mafengwo? This thing is simply... a strategic nuclear weapon!
Sun Yu was shocked. If the hornets were asked to fly out, everyone in the inn would be in trouble. He quickly took off his clothes, and put the hornet's nest in the air. Yan Yun was also shocked. He was afraid that Sun Yu's clothes were not big enough and the hornet's nest was not tight enough, so he quickly took off his clothes to help Sun Yu cover the hornet's nest.
Chapter completed!