338, Huge Gopher Zhuge Liang [1/3]

Happy weekend, I’ll give you a huge gophra, haha!

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Sun Yu held Xu Shu in one hand and asked with a smile: "Little girl, what's your name? To be honest!"

Xu Shubian said, "You are a bad guy, I won't tell you."

Sun Yu smiled bitterly and said, "How come I am like a bad guy? Look, you sold your body to bury your mother, and I will give you gold. Will you do this if you were a bad guy?"

Xu Shu was stunned for a moment, and then said seriously: "If you say you are bad, you will be bad! My sister is the smartest person in the world. What she said must be right. I don't want to talk to bad people."

Sun Yu's eyes lit up and he smiled and said, "Your eldest sister is Zhuge Liang you just called just now?"

Xu Shu refused to answer.

Sun Yu's eyes turned twice. Thinking of Zhuge Liang's shouting "Xiao Shu Run" just now, he said boldly: "I know who you are. Your name is Xu Shu, your name is Yuanzhi, and your real name is Xu Fu. Later, in order to avoid disaster, you changed your name to Xu Shu, so you initially told me that your name is A Fu."

Xu Shu was shocked: "You...how do you know? This is impossible... no one has mentioned my name."

Sun Yu was overjoyed: Haha, it’s Xu Shu. My brother caught a top military advisor as soon as he made an action. Wolonggang is such a good place. Not only did he discover Zhuge Liang, but he also allowed me to catch Xu Shu.

Wait, I just saw a group of lolita. Who are these lolitas? Since there are Zhuge Liang and Xu Shu inside, then... Is there Pang Tong inside? These lolitas are all treasures! You must catch them all in one go! My brother wants to turn them all back and keep them in the yard, hahahaha.

Sun Yu was proud, but he also knew that the food should be eaten one bite by one. Loli was not something you wanted to abduct, but you could abduct if you wanted to abduct, especially Zhuge Liang. You can tell that she was weird and not easy to abduct. My brother would just train Xu Shu who was caught first... Cough cough... it should be coaxed home before talking about it.

Sun Yu gently put Xu Shu on the ground and said warmly: "Xiao Shu, don't be afraid. My brother is not a bad person, but a good person! Come home with me, I will buy you a lot of delicious food."

When Xu Shu heard the delicious food, his eyes lit up, but she quickly calmed down and shook her head and said, "Don't go with you. My sister said you are a bad person. I want to follow my sister. I don't want to talk to you anymore."

As soon as Xu Shu finished speaking, Zhuge Liang's face bag suddenly appeared behind a tombstone next to him. She shouted: "Xiao Shu, right, don't be deceived by the bad guys."

Sun Yu was both angry and funny, but Zhuge Liang suddenly appeared, which was a good opportunity to seize her.

Sun Yu pretended not to look at Zhuge Liang, and pushed Xu Shu to Yan Yun without moving, letting Yan Yun control the little loli.

Then Sun Yu silently planned the distance between Zhuge Liang and himself, and accumulated strength. When his body moved, it was like an arrow flying towards Zhuge Liang, trying to catch her.

Unfortunately, Zhuge Liang was wary of it. As soon as Sun Yu moved, she crawled back into the hole, causing Sun Yu to lose his life.

Not long after, she came out of another hole in the ground not far away, and stuck out her tongue and said, "Bad guy, don't try to catch me..."

Sun Yu flew over and grabbed it again, and she retracted back into the hole.

Not long after, Zhuge Liang emerged from another cave entrance and said, "Don't be afraid, Xiaoshu, my elder sister will save you. My elder sister is the smartest person in the world. You have to believe me..."

Sun Yu's figure arrived again, and he reached out to grab it, and Zhuge Liang got back into the cave.

Damn, brother, am I... fighting a gopher?

Sun Yu felt that the cemetery in front of him had turned into a huge gopher-beating game console. Zhuge Liang was a huge gopher, and he was the hammer for gopher-beating!

It is not easy to hit the gopher, so forget it. It is better to use coax than to grab it.

Sun Yu opened his throat and shouted at the entrance of a large gopher hole: "Zhuge Liang, don't be afraid, I'm not a bad person, I'm here to adopt you! You live in this cemetery, and it's so pitiful. Come with me, I will buy you a lot of delicious food."

This set of sayings is Sun Yu’s special cliché for loli. Anyway, no matter what loli you are, just seduce with food first.

Zhuge Liang's little cat face appeared at the entrance of a far cave. She laughed and said, "Stop lying. I am the smartest person in the world. You can't lie to me. Do you want to catch us and contribute to you, right?"

I'm dizzy, is Zhuge Liang a roundworm in my stomach? Can you guess this?

Sun Yu was very angry, but he was also an acting guy, so he was not asked casually by the little loli. He shouted: "You are just a group of little girls. What do I want you to do? I just think you are pitiful, so I want to adopt you."

Zhuge Liang blinked, and the weird eyes kept spinning around. She smiled and said, "Little girl? Hehe, who doesn't know that little girl is much more effective than little boys. Maybe one day someone will unlock it and become a powerful female general. You are just trying to make us think about it?"

I was dizzy again, Zhuge Liang was so hard to fool, this guy was not easy to kidnap. Sun Yu secretly wiped his sweat and continued to coax: "No, I haven't thought about it that way. Unlocking this is too vague, no one can tell. Why should I adopt you with a gaze? Just find a few girls to adopt? I really want to help you."

Zhuge Liang was unmoved and laughed and said, "Yes, unlocking is too vague. We are all ordinary little girls. No one knows the skills of generals and no one can unlock them. Don't make any decisions about us. Let Xu Shu go quickly. She can't help you. If she really knows the skills of generals, you men would have been killed by her."

Am I really talking to a little loli? Sun Yu felt a little furious in his heart. No matter from any aspect, Zhuge Liang did not look like a little loli, but rather like a traitor and sly master.

It’s not easy to deal with. Loli isn’t you who want to abduct, you can abduct just by wanting to abduct.

At this time, a scout under Yan Yun shouted to Sun Yu: "General, the cave is actually easy to deal with. If we lure the stream on Wolonggang and pour it into the cave, we can force the girls out. Or pile up firewood and fan the smoke into the cave. I don't believe they can withstand it."

I was so vicious? Sun Yu kicked the scout away with a kick and whispered: "You can think of it when you use such a vicious trick to deal with a group of little girls. After you go back, you will be punished to run around Xinye County for three laps."

The scout was kicked and retreated to the side pitifully.

Sun Yu changed his mind. Zhuge Liang was not easy to deal with. Should I let go for the time being? Uncle Liu visited the cottage three times back then. I thought I would kidnap her as soon as I saw Zhuge Liang. Would you be too proud? Besides, if someone like Zhuge Liang wants to force him to catch it, it will be difficult for me to use it, so I should use a soft method.

Anyway, Xu Shu was caught by me, and seeing that she had not yet been unlocked, it would be better to coax Xu Shu first, raise him and cultivate a good relationship.

In addition, Zhuge Liang's appearance was not unlocked, and it may not be useful if he accepts Zhuge Liang now.

My brother slowly cultivated Xu Shu and came to Zhuge Liang again in the future!

When Sun Yu thought of this, he said to Zhuge Liang, the big goat rat, "Forget it, I won't mess with you, I'll go back first. Think about it carefully. It's better to live in a mass grave, or follow me to eat delicious food and drink spicy food. I took Xiao Xu Shu away and asked her to live a few days first. I'll bring her to you later with her fat and fat."

Zhuge Liang was furious and said, "Where are you going to take Xiaoshu?"

Sun Yu patted his head and said, "I am here to travel in Jingzhou. Let's take her to travel first. I'll come to see you later and see you again!"

Zhuge Liang said angrily: "You dare to take Xiaoshu away, you and I will never end."

Tell, whoever is afraid of whom, I am afraid that you and me will be finished. All you want is that you and me will be endless. From now on, let’s slowly develop feelings. Hehe, Sun Yu grabbed Xu Shu who was struggling and crying, and led his subordinates toward Xinye County slowly.

As soon as Sun Yu and others left, the loli crawled out of the cave and surrounded Zhuge Liang together.

Pang Tong said with a sad face: "Sister, Xu Shu was arrested? What should I do?"

Zhuge Liang slapped Pang Tong in the head and said angrily: "Don't cry! I will rescue her."

Sima Hui also said with a sad face: "What if that bad guy killed Xu Shu?"

Zhuge Liang's eyes shot out, and she said seriously: "He won't kill Xu Shu, for three reasons. First, he is a hypocrite. When he was in Xinye County, he pretended to let Xiao Tong go once, so he would not kill Xu Shu. Second, he came to us to find a female general. The little girl he caught must be reluctant to kill..."

Speaking of this, Zhuge Liang stopped talking.

Pang Tong said silly: "Sister, didn't you say there are three reasons? And there is one?"

Zhuge Liang patted Pang Tong's head with a "slap" and hummed: "I just said three casually, but in fact there are only two. I made up three to make them look imposing."

Pang Tong, Sima Hui, Zhuge Jun, Meng Jian, Shi Tao and Pang Degong were all stunned. Can this be done?

However, Zhuge Liang added in his heart: Third, Xu Shu has a lock on his body, and it is very powerful after unlocking it. If the man has a skill like "famous teachers" or "find talents", he will know that Xu Shu is valuable and he will definitely not be willing to kill Xu Shu.

Zhuge Liang could only say this third point in his heart, and he didn't want to tell his sisters, so he found a reason to fool him.

She glanced at her cute sisters and sighed in her heart: Not only Xu Shu has locks, but Pang Tong has locks, Zhuge Jun has locks, and Sima Hui has locks... My sisters are all talents. If the ambitious people know that they have locks, they will inevitably be involved in iron blood and war, and become a tool for the ambitious people to compete for the world.

How did that man know that my sisters are capable? Who is he?

Zhuge Liang clenched his fist tightly and sweared in his heart: I will definitely protect you, and I will soon find a way to save Xu Shu who was captured.

Zhuge Liang lowered his face and said seriously to his sisters: "I've heard that all of them. That man will definitely come back again. He wants to capture you all. You can go back and clean up immediately. Let's move away overnight!"

Pang Tong said foolishly: "Where else can we go?"

Zhuge Liang took out some money stolen from Yan Yun and handed it to Pang Tong, and then said, "You lead the way, use this money as travel expenses, and take the sisters to Huangjiawan, Xiangyang to find Huang Yueying's sister, and then said that a bad guy bullied you and asked her to take you in temporarily."

Pang Tong asked anxiously: "Where are you?"
Chapter completed!