605. Xiao Qiao woke up [3/3]
605, Xiao Qiao woke up [3/3]
It's the end of the month, call ***!
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Sun Yu had fantasized many times what expression Xiao Qiao would show when she found that she was not dead, surprised, angry, sad... and so on, and even often wondered if Xiao Qiao would collapse to the ground when she found out that Liang Jie, who was the girl from Qingguo, was Sun Yu.
I was so sad and angry that I was hung up, so depressed that I jumped into the river, or used a knife to smear the neck, slap my own face with bacon, and clamp my own head with the door. I might even happen.
At this time, Xiao Qiao was about to wake up, and Sun Yu couldn't help but take a few steps forward and walked to Xiao Qiao's bed, ready to stop her self-harm at any time.
But Xiao Qiao opened her eyes, glanced at Sun Yu blankly, and then spent several seconds thinking about what might have happened after he fainted...
After seeing Sun Yu's face clearly, Xiao Qiao smiled: "I finally came to the underworld without drinking Mengpo soup. Hehehehe, Sun Xun is such a bad guy. Take me to see Gongjin quickly. I miss her to death."
Sun Yu: “…”
This reaction is quite normal, and it is still within Sun Yu's control, so he said with a funny look: "Silly woman, you are not dead, and I am not dead. We will win the battle at Jiameng Pass."
"What?" Xiao Qiao's expression started to be wrong: "You said you were not dead?"
Sun Yu nodded.
"You have been killed by Gongjin, why are you not dead?" Xiao Qiao's mind is not very useful. If ordinary people see Sun Yu, they must think that Zhou Yu is not dead either, but Xiao Qiao didn't think in this direction at all. She jumped up from the bed and actually pulled out a dagger from her arms, stabbed Sun Yu hard, and said, "Bad guy, I have imagined ten thousand times if you are not dead, what should I do? Of course, I'm sending you to death."
I was dizzy, it turned out that you found out that I was not dead, not because I was self-harm, but because I wanted to kill me? Sun Yu was so depressed, but Xiao Qiao's combat power was too poor. She just stretched out her hand and grabbed her wrist, then pressed her backhand down on the bed.
"Let me go, let me kill you and avenge Gongjin!" Xiao Qiao struggled desperately. Because she tried too hard, her clothes quickly became messy, revealing a small piece of snow-white waist and abdomen. The beautiful long skirt was twisted up by her, revealing the moon-white underwear inside, but she ignored it and just struggled desperately, wanting to turn over and give Sun Yu a knife.
"You don't ask why I'm not dead?" Sun Yu felt very funny.
"Anyway, I'm going to kill you, I don't care why you're okay." Xiao Qiao said viciously: "Gongjin's enemy must die!"
"I am Liang Jie. If you kill me, you will be murdering your own husband!" Sun Yu teased.
"I don't care who you are. Anyway, Gongjin's enemies will die." Xiao Qiao continued to struggle: "At worst, I will commit suicide to sacrifice my husband."
"How can you be sure that Gongjin is my enemy?" Sun Yu thought she was too fun.
"Hmph, Gongjin went to Xiangyang to poison you. What are you not her enemy?" Xiao Qiao cried: "It's a pity that she failed. She didn't poison you, but instead compensated herself. I will help her fulfill her wish now. After killing you, go to the underworld to tell her that I have helped her revenge."
"Well, you actually misunderstood." Sun Yu began to talk nonsense seriously: "My sister Zhou Gongjin and I are not enemies, but lovers. She came to Xiangyang to meet me, not to poison me, but to kill me. I joined forces with her to pretend to die, just to elope!"
Sun Yu blinked and said seriously: "Do you know what elopement means?"
Xiao Qiao was stunned and replied foolishly: "Elop, noun, verb. It means that two people in love escape from their family and society and go to the far north to live a difficult life!"
Sun Yu: “…”
Is there such an explanation for Mao? I'm dizzy! Sun Yu sweats wildly, because Mao has to go to the north? Why does elope with a hard life? Isn't it considered elopement to live a good life with a large amount of gold, silver and jewelry?
Xiao Qiao was stunned for a long time, forgot to struggle, and asked, "Do you mean Gongjin is not dead?"
"Nonsense, I'm alive, is it possible for her to be buried with me? You're stupid!" Sun Yu said angrily.
"Then why did she elope with you?" Xiao Qiao still didn't understand.
"She likes me, I like her, so I had to elope." Sun Yu said heartlessly.
"But you can get married if you like each other, why have to elope?" Xiao Qiao was sweating.
Sun Yu spread his hands and shrugged, "It's all your stuff. The girl Gongjin said that you pestered her all day long and said that she loved her very much. If she announced her relationship with me, you might oppose it desperately and pester her to keep it. Then she will be very difficult for her to do so, so she has to elope with me with a fake death plan."
Xiao Qiao's whole body suddenly stiffened. After a while, he hurriedly defended: "No, I will never do this. I love Gongjin the most. As long as she is happy, I will be happy. How could I destroy her family? She can let you marry into the family and society and put it at home to deal with your family and society, and then stay with me secretly! There are eunuchs and brides. Gongjin finds a man to pretend to marry, I don't mind."
Sun Yu: “…”
I'm dizzy. Don't you say that homosexuals and fake marriages? I'm dizzy. You can figure out the situation for me. Only you are Lily. My iceberg beauty is not Lily.
At this time, Xiao Qiao also reacted to what Sun Yu said just now and couldn't help but murmur: "Did you say Gongjin like you?"
"Yeah!" Sun Yu nodded angrily to show that he was right.
Xiao Qiao frowned and said, "I want to see her, I don't believe what you said!"
As soon as Xiao Qiao finished speaking, the door of the tent opened. The Iceberg Beauty dressed as a barbarian girl in Wuxi walked in slowly. This time she did not deliberately say something she couldn't understand, but said seriously in her original voice: "Miss Xiao Qiao, I really like him. Sorry, I don't like women, so I can't be with you."
She gently lifted it with her hand, and the Wuximan headdress covering her head was lifted up, revealing her cold and pretty face without a trace of expression on it.
"Ah, it's really Gongjin..." Xiao Qiao's eyes condensed, and then something exploded. Her tears flowed down, just like a faucet that suddenly opened. I don't know why tears came so quickly: "You are alive... so good! Woo... I know you don't like women, I know... Woo... As long as you are not dead... I'm very happy... Woo..."
"Do you really like this bad guy?" Xiao Qiao pointed at Sun Yu and said seriously: "He is a *** surrogate, a escaping pet, a clothes-torn demon, do you like such a person too?"
"Well... those are all slandering others to him. He is a good man, I like it." The Iceberg Beauty said coldly in a voice without any emotion, but her eyes were full of pride, as if having such a man was something worth boasting about.
"So you elope? You escaped from Jiangdong, escaped from family and society, and escaped from me!" Xiao Qiao asked loudly.
"Yeah!" The beauty of Iceberg nodded coldly. Although she was plotted by Zhuge Liang to Sun Yu because of her failure in using a plan, she did not regret it, nor did she notify Jiangdong. Instead, she helped Sun Yu hide it as much as possible. It was no different from elopement.
"It can't be hidden anymore. Jiangdong will soon know that I am not dead, and maybe declare war on Gongsun Jun." The beauty of Iceberg said calmly: "But I don't regret it. Since I have eloped, it's also a breakup with my family... Alas, it's inevitable."
Xiao Qiao opened her beautiful eyes wide and looked at the beauty of Iceberg in disbelief. After watching for a long time, she suddenly woke up and said loudly as if she had made up her mind: "Okay! You are the whole of my life. Since you have chosen to elope, I will also elope. From now on, I will break up with Jiangdong and live alone for you."
At this time, Sun Yu had already relaxed and pressed Xiao Qiao's hand. She turned over and jumped up from the bed, got into the arms of the Iceberg Beauty, rubbed her head hard in the arms of the Iceberg Beauty: "I only have you, nothing else. We have to rely on each other. Let me sleep with you tonight."
Sun Yu: “…”
This... what a mess? Things seem to be moving in a very unscientific direction.
The Iceberg Beauty cannot stand Xiao Qiao's trick. When she was in Jiangdong, Xiao Qiao used this trick to flee in a panic. At this time, Xiao Qiao used this invincible cute trick, which immediately made the Iceberg Beauty at a loss.
Sun Yu couldn't help but reach out and hold Xiao Qiao's neck, lifted her up like a kitten, and said unhappily: "Are you wrong? You married my woman, and now you are teasing me another woman in front of me? It's so unreasonable. Gongjin sleeps with me tonight, and you won't have the share of yours."
When Xiao Qiao heard Sun Yu's words, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, huh? Gongjin slept with him? I married him with the girl Qingguo. In other words, I am also qualified to sleep with him. It's great! I finally found the reason to sleep with Gongjin.
Xiao Qiao was overjoyed: "Sun Xunzhen, you finally did something right, hahahahahaha!"
"What's wrong?" Sun Yu and the beauty of Bingshan were startled by Xiao Qiao's crazy laughter. Is this woman crazy or something?
Xiao Qiao said very seriously and very solemnly: "Gongjin is your woman, I want to sleep with you, right?"
"Um!"
"I am your woman too. I held a wedding banquet at Shuijing Villa, right?"
"Yeah! That's right!"
"Then I am qualified to sleep with you, right?" Xiao Qiao smirked.
"Um!"
"Then... let's sleep together tonight, hahahahahahaha!" Xiao Qiao laughed out loud: "Hahahaha, that's great, hahahahahahahahahaha, I can finally sleep with Gongjin tonight."
"This... Damn... This is OK?" Sun Yu Khan: "It's not good."
"Actually, I think this is good." The beauty of Iceberg suddenly inserted. She leaned into Sun Yu's ear and said in a very serious tone: "Xunzhen, didn't I tell you last time? What about dragging her to the next time, let her know what's going on between men and women. Maybe she can know the best of men, so that she can keep thinking that it's normal for women to be with women."
Chapter completed!