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649. Banquet to celebrate the alliance [2/2]

649, Banquet to celebrate the alliance [2/2]

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It was almost noon, Sun Yu woke up.

Last night, he had been intimate with the second lady for half a night. When he returned to his house, it was already three o'clock in the middle of the night. He didn't want to sleep yet, so he took out the cracking program he composed and modified and studied it for a while. Based on the function field returned from the last failure, Sun Yu made a new adjustment to his cracking program.

So he fell asleep and woke up again, it was already noon.

It was early summer, and the temperature began to rise. It was not hot, but the sun was already a little hot. As soon as he woke up, he saw a gentle and gentle girl sitting by the bed. Seeing him awake, the girl immediately bent over and gently helped him up to change his clothes.

Wow, Sun Yu was shocked, who was? After a closer look, he found that the girl was actually Xiao Qiao.

Xiao Qiao gave him a feeling before, but she didn't expect that she suddenly showed a gentle look today, which really scared Sun Yu's heart.

"You...what are you doing?" Sun Yu said.

Xiao Qiao smiled gently and said, "I'll wait for my husband to change clothes and get up."

"Stop coming, what are you trying to do again?"

Xiao Qiao pouted and said, "How could he have any idea? You actually married a southern barbarian girl yesterday. Gongjin was very worried. She said you must be disappointed with our Han women, so you went to marry a barbarian girl. It must be because we Han women are too much trouble and don't look like a woman."

She paused and said with a blushing face: "Gongjin is the smartest person in the world. She said I was making too much noise, and it must be that I was wrong. So now I have to learn to be gentle, and learn to serve men, and be a great woman."

Kill! Sun Yu was so scared to death.

Xiao Qiao helped Sun Yu put on her clothes, let him sit in front of the bronze mirror, then stood behind Sun Yu, and used her soft little hands to help Sun Yu comb her hair. It seemed that she was really scolded by Zhou Yu and was extremely well-behaved.

Sun Yu enjoyed Xiao Qiao's gentle service, and was so happy. Suddenly, his back became soft, and Xiao Qiao's chest pressed against his back, and two soft balls were pressed against his back...

"Wow, what are you doing? Just comb your hair well and don't do it randomly. This action makes me feel so disgusting." Sun Yu thought of a female lily behind him, and this action made him get goosebumps.

Xiao Qiao pouted and said, "Do you think I'm not disgusting when I meet a man? It's all for Gongjin. If I want to sleep with her in the future, I have to sleep with you. I have to adapt to what it feels like to hug a man."

Sun Yu: “…”

As long as you adapt slowly, I have to adapt slowly to lily.

The two of them "adapted" with their chests on their backs for a while. After a long time, Xiao Qiao let go of her hand and said, "Uh... this feels a little better than I thought."

Tell, nervous! Sun Yu stood up and walked out. Xiao Xiao Zhao Yun ran to ask him to have dinner together, so Xiao Qiao also walked out with him.

Xiao Xiao Zhao Yun was very happy today, with a red face: "I have a big meal today. The second lord sister asked us all to go to the banquet. Xiao Yun was so happy."

"Oh? Why did you suddenly have a banquet?" Sun Yu asked curiously.

Xiaoxiao Zhao Yun smiled and showed two rows of white teeth: "The second lord said that it was to celebrate the alliance with the Southern Barbarians and won the ninth godly general. Seeing that the ten godly generals were about to gather, this is a big event worth celebrating."

Oh, so that's it! Sun Yu nodded.

The three of them came to the banquet hall together. It was noon, and the other girls had already arrived. Only Sun Yu, the one who slept in, came the latest. There was a long row of table tables in the banquet hall, and a girl sat behind each table.

Gongsun Yue sat in the chief, Zhuge Liang and others were listed next to him, and the gardener girl Liu Zhang also won a high position. Generals of Xichuan, including Zhang Ren, Wang Lei and others, were also on the table. It was a banquet where people gathered. There was actually King Duosi on the table. This cute barbarian girl sat in the corner, and there was no one to talk to. She looked at the people around her pitifully, but she seemed to be in a bad mood. She was also looking forward to being able to have a big meal from the Han people.

"Huh? Why didn't I see Zhu Rong?" Sun Yu asked curiously.

Gongsun Yue shrugged and said, "She said that in order to celebrate the formation of two families, she would make her best meal. This is the way for the Southern Barbarians to entertain guests."

"Oh, then follow the local customs." Sun Yu didn't care.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Gongsun Yue finished speaking, King Duosi, who was sitting in the corner, suddenly screamed: "Is it Sister Zhurong who cooks?"

Gongsun Yue nodded.

"Ah!" Duosi cried bitterly: "Can I ask not to have a big meal? Just give me some simple meals."

"How can this be done?" Gongsun Yue said seriously: "It would be fine if you Nan barbarians do not talk about etiquette. We Han people must talk about it. The major matter of alliance between the two armies must be taken seriously. How can we use simple food?"

At this time, the maid started serving the dishes, and a large number of plates began to be delivered to the hall in turn and placed in front of everyone.

Gongsun Yue looked down and saw a plate of Huang Cancan’s stuff on the desk in front of him: “What is this?”

Duosi glanced at it and immediately screamed: "This is a cross-bridge pineapple. You can understand it as the cross-bridge rice noodles that you Chinese often eat, but just replaced the rice noodles with pineapple."

Sun Yu was shocked: "What? Cross-bridge pineapple? How can I eat this?"

Duosi sneered as if self-deprecating: "You actually asked Sister Zhurong to make a big meal, wait and cry. I advise you to send someone else to prepare a simple meal."

At this time, the second dish was served. Duosi glanced at her eyes and snorted coldly: "This is sprout pineapple... You can understand it as the sprout pineapple that you Han people often eat (called roasted white in some areas), but just replaced the meat with pineapple."

Sun Yu was shocked!

Gongsun Yue was shocked!

Liu Zhang was shocked!

All the girls were shocked together!

Then various dishes were served in turn, including: braised pineapple, bean drum pineapple, colorful refried pineapple, pineapple cold lotus root, eight treasure pineapple, black three chopped pineapple, red three chopped pineapple, steam pot pineapple, coriander pineapple, golden sand pineapple, pineapple spring rolls...

Every time a dish was served, Gongsun Jun’s girls would gasp together. When the last dish was served, everyone’s faces became like earthy.

This... is this here to deliver delicious food to allies, or to poison allies?

The entire banquet hall was quiet and I could only hear the ticking sound of sweat dripping onto the ground.

However, not everyone can't bear it, there are still a few girls who can actually eat it.

Xiao Xiao Zhao Yun took a chopstick and took a bite of the eight-treasure pineapple, frowned and said, "Although it is not as delicious as the bun, it is much better than hungry."

The white-haired royal sister Huang Zhong was sweating coldly while swallowing: "The food that allies sent to express goodwill is no matter how unpalatable it must be eaten, otherwise there will be no justice and justice in this world."

The stingy lady Yan Yan didn't care about talking and just ate. Everyone told her: "Don't waste it if the festival is done."

The reverse girl looked around at everyone in the hall and sneered: "You said it was not delicious, I insisted on saying it was delicious." Then she grabbed a pineapple spring roll and swallowed it while vomiting. After eating, she said with a dark face: "It's delicious, so delicious!"

At this time, Zhu Rong walked in with an apron and said to the people in the hall with a smile: "Are you satisfied with my pineapple meal?"

Everyone: "..."

"Ah? Are you not satisfied?" Zhu Rong was shocked.

"No, we are very satisfied." King Duosi said quickly, "It's delicious, so delicious." As she said, she winked at Sun Yu desperately, and leaned into Sun Yu's ear and whispered: "Don't say that the pineapple she made is not delicious, otherwise Sister Zhurong would cry. When she cried, King Menghuo would get angry and would release many mosquitoes, flies and other things to attack people. Although it would not hurt people, it would bite all over the bag... it was so terrible."

Damn? If you say that, then... I will try it out how it tastes.

Sun Yu grabbed a piece of sprout and put it in his mouth. Suddenly... a scent that was indescribable and indistinct spread in his mouth, including bitter, salty, sweet, and sour. All taste bud cells on his tongue were paralyzed within 0:00,000, and then this terrifying smell hit the center of the brain along the nervous system, freezing all his thinking.

Damn, it's so unpalatable, it's so bad! Sun Yu almost foams at his mouth.

Liu Zhang, a gardener girl next to him, also picked up a piece and was about to put it in her mouth. Sun Yu quickly reached out to block it and said, "Girl, don't eat this thing, your body is not good, and eating randomly will cause you to die."

"This is the intention of other people's allies. I have to eat one anyway." After all, the gardener girl is a royal nobleman, and she has a demeanor and other temperament. She would rather die than be demeanor. She put a pineapple in her mouth with her slender chopsticks...

In an instant, a tragic feeling spread from her mouth to her whole body. Her body, which had just recovered from a long illness, was overwhelmed with a heavy blow. Her eyes suddenly turned black and she fainted in Sun Yu's arms.

"Lord!" The long-legged literary girl next to her cried out sadly: "Lord, you are my role model to learn from. I will eat this pineapple with you no matter what."

The long-legged literary girl picked up a colorful pineapple with no hesitation. This pineapple actually has five colors: blue, red, black, yellow, and blue... I don't know what technology was used to make the pineapple like this. The literary girl closed her eyes and threw the colorful pineapple in her mouth...

Bang, something seemed to explode in her mouth. Her whole body shook, and she felt that she was so excited that she couldn't help but speak: If one day, you find that the food cooked by your mother suddenly became unhealthy; If one day, you find that your father was coughing constantly; If one day, you find that your mother's body was a little hunched; If one day, you find that your father's eyes began to blur... Please believe that they were not old, but ate a food called pineapple!

At this time, Liu Zhang had already woken up quietly. When she saw Zhang Ren not fainting after eating pineapple, she couldn't help but cry in her eyes, hugging Zhang Ren and said, "Good, you actually survived!"
Chapter completed!
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