Chapter 12 Brother Xinchen, get eternal life!
It was noon at the time of the day, and the Xie family competition in Wushi Town. The news that Mr. Xie Chen and the elder bet had already spread rapidly throughout the family as if they had grown wings.
At this moment, there were already a crowd of people under the arena of the competition. Originally, the gimmick of Master Tuo and Master Hao competing for Tianxincao was already attractive enough. At this moment, coupled with the bets between Master Chen and the Great Elder, almost everyone in the family who could walk gathered here.
When Young Master Xie Chen was lying leisurely on a stretcher to reach the competition venue, he happened to see a round meat ball posing on the huge ring in the center of the competition venue, spitting stars flying everywhere.
"Dear elder brothers of the family, I am Xie Tuo, I am polite!"
The little fat man dressed up carefully today, his hair was combed meticulously, and I don’t know what was smeared on it. His whole head looked black and shiny, and when the sun shone, it was extremely dazzling. It was like a huge glass ball, shining. In addition, his round belly, he stood on the stage, let alone, he really had the demeanor of a master.
Seeing Xie Tuo coming on stage, everyone's eyes were attracted. There was still some time before the competition, and no one knew what this fat man came up to do.
Master Xie Tuo was obviously very satisfied with the eyes that everyone had cast. Two small meat mountains were piled up on his round face, making him look amiable.
"Ahem!" After clearing his throat, the little fat man finally got to the point. "First of all, on behalf of me, I, Xie Tuojin, thank you for your fellow robes to come here and support me! Seeing your robes so enthusiastically, I feel so excited! Don't worry, I promise that this time I will not let everyone down and show the strength of the tomorrow star of the Xie family in Wushi Town!"
"Tsk...!" Everyone thought that the fat man was going to say this, but now they couldn't help but feel discouraged when they heard it. Someone even made a fuss in the crowd, "Master Tuo, have you misunderstood? We have all placed heavy bets in the welfare dojo and you will lose! If you win, how can we bear it!"
"Coaxing--!" There was a burst of laughter in the audience. Except for a few people including Xie Chen, who would think that Xie Tuo would win? This kid is just a trickster on the stage now.
Xie Tuo didn't care either, but just smiled on the stage. After he calmed down a little, he shook his head and sighed, "Oh, it turns out that I was wrong. I thought you all were my hardcore, it's a pity, it's such a pity..."
Everyone laughed again, but when there was something good, they asked: "Master Tuo, if you lose, we all make money. In this way, we are your hardcore, what a pity!"
Xie Tuo shook his head, his eyes filled with compassion, "What a pity is that if you don't support me, I'm afraid you will lose money today. Don't you know that I have already felt the spirit of my life? Alas, your news is so blocked. No wonder some people say that in this era of rapid development of information, information is wealth... It's a pity, it's a pity..."
The laughter in the competition gradually weakened, and gradually became whispering. Later, almost everyone's faces began to change, and some people even began to sweat coldly.
"Master Tuo, aren't you kidding?" A man in the front row asked in a stuttering manner under the ring.
"Just kidding? Do you look at my sincere expression, it seems like a joke? It's time now, will this young master still lie to you?" The little fat man was calm and his nostrils were facing the sky, looking down on the world.
It was completely quiet. After being confirmed again, there was no sound in the competition venue. Who doesn’t know what it means to feel the natal spirit? A young man who can feel the existence of a natal spirit competes with a young man who does not feel the natal spirit. Is it still necessary to guess the outcome?!
My money! My wife book! My coffin book! My mistress dream!... Among the tribe members, most of them have bets in Xie Chen's "welfare temple". And almost without exception, the bets are Xie Hao wins! This time, countless dreams were instantly broken, and they were shattered together, and of course there were the savings accumulated over the years.
"But..." Xie Tuo closed countless sad eyes with great satisfaction and said lightly, "God has the virtue of being a virtuous person, and I also have a compassionate heart. Now, I can show you a clear way for everyone."
As he said that, Xie Tuo's **-like finger suddenly raised, and pointed his fingertips directly at Xie Chen who had arrived in the audience, "Who is this? I don't need to introduce it, right? Xie Chen, my elder brother! As long as you serve Brother Chen comfortably, maybe the money..."
"Young Master Chen! Oh no, Brother Chen! Brother Chen is kind! Can we ignore the gambling bill? That's my coffin book..."
"Brother Chen, you are very kind and help me. I just need to get back 20%, oh, just bet 10%!"
Before Xie Tuo finished speaking, countless tribesmen had already flocked to him. From the young man aged 17 or 18 to the old man in his seventies and eighties, he called him "Brother Chen" very kindly. For money and dreams, he could make them call him whatever they could.
"Damn..." Xie Chen rolled his eyes, his head full of black lines. Although this was the task he arranged for Xie Tuo, he didn't let this kid say that?!
It’s like this one here, you are 80 years old, right? Call me Brother Chen? I’m still afraid of not being afraid of losing my life! What? That’s the money you are going to marry a concubine? Well, you are really old, you are getting stronger, you are still in the stable, you are old... you are not serious!
And this, why are you so charming at me when you are fine? I am serious! Besides, you are not interested in men! Even if you are interested, you can’t find you, a muscular man with a stubble face, right? You are so sad!
And you! Isn’t this a copper abacus? Why are you holding my feet? You still look like you enjoying it! Isn’t it just a thousand taels of silver? Is it so cheap?! Hey! Pay attention to your saliva! Don’t dirty my young master’s jade feet...
"Okay! OK! Shut up, listen to me!" Xie Tuo on the stage didn't expect the scene to be so chaotic. He glanced at Xie Chen who was trying to kill someone, laughed dryly, and shouted at the top of his throat.
The riots caused by "Brother Chen" gradually subsided. At this moment, the patriarch Xie Xuan, the elder Xie Zhiyuan, and the deacons had not arrived yet. Xie Tuo had already become the head of the place. Countless eyes of Ai Ai from the gaze of Ai Ai returned to Xie Tuo again.
"Brother Chen is also called by you? Nothing!" Xie Tuo shocked the audience with two bent eyebrows. Of course, this was also for himself, otherwise he might be repaired by Xie Chen in a while.
"Next, please come up and say a few words to everyone! Applause!" After saying that, the little fat man turned his head with a smile on his face, "Hehe, Brother Chen, please."
"Wow!" The applause was thunderous. The money was in the hands of others, and the words of the money were naturally more effective than the imperial edict. There were nearly a thousand people in the audience, and they slapped each other hard with their hands, so they might not be able to pat them enthusiastically. If Master Xie Chen was unhappy, the money would really grow wings and fly.
"Get out! Fatty, I'll settle the score with you again!" Xie Chen tidied up his messy clothes, barely stretched out his legs on the stretcher, and kicked Xie Tuo's fat butt. This time, let alone Xie Chen, even the two big men carrying the stretcher for him were in a mess and suffered from the disaster.
But no matter how you say it, after all, Xie Chen was helping Xie Tuo cheer this time. After laughing and scolding, he turned to the topic.
"Dear robes, please listen to my words from Xie Chen."
"Wow!" Thunderous applause suddenly sounded, the sound was so loud and unprecedentedly enthusiastic that it almost scared Xie Chen from the stretcher.
"Hmm!" Finally, Xie Chen suppressed the applause again, cleared his throat, and said, "Everyone must know that this time, the battle between Xie Tuo and Xie Hao was fighting against Tianxincao, but in fact, what was really fighting was the title of the number one genius of his peers in the family. So, I would like to ask everyone, who is qualified to get this title?"
"Master Tuo!" Nearly a thousand tribesmen in the audience spoke in one voice, their voices like a tsunami. Just kidding, this is a principle... Oh no, it's a question of real money! At this time, who would stand in the wrong team?!
"Well! It seems that everyone agrees with me..." Xie Chen nodded with satisfaction, "So, I wonder who do you guys support in this battle?"
"Support Mr. Tuo—!" This time, the shouts were louder and everyone's blood was gushing. Even people from the Great Elder lineage didn't care much at this moment, and even shouted louder and harder.
"Okay! I'm very relieved to be so united!" Xie Chen looked up at the face of spring breeze and raised his hands like a god. Immediately, a confidant family member trotted and came to the stage with a large stack of papers.
"These are the bets you made in my welfare dojo." Xie Chen pointed to the thick stack of papers, and the audience was quiet and everyone's eyes were bright.
"I announce that as long as you all support Xie Tuo in this competition, if Xie Tuo wins in this competition, I will return all the bets to you as much as possible. If Xie Tuo unfortunately loses, I, Xie Chen, will still admit your bets and pay them as required!"
"Long live Mr. Chen!"
The tribesmen in the audience immediately cheered, which was definitely a heartfelt cheer. Xie Tuo won, all the bets were returned, Xie Tuo lost, and he should compensate him if he should! Young Master Chen was so kind! What is the point of cheering? At most, just shout at the top of his voice. Even if they were asked to form a cheerleader team to perform on stage, these people would never hesitate! As long as they didn’t pay, anything would be fine!
The fat little fat man Xie Tuo, who was standing beside him, raised his fists and raised his arms and shouted: "Xie Tuo must win!"
Everyone shouted: "Young Master Tuo will win!"
The little fat man shouted: "Xie Tuo is invincible in the world!"
Everyone shouted together: "Tuo Shao is invincible in the world!"
The little fat man's eyes rolled and he shouted: "Brother Xinchen, you will have eternal life!"
Everyone shouted wildly: "Brother Xinchen, you will have eternal life!"
Chapter completed!