Chapter six hundred and twentieth: the alarm bell rings(2/2)
"Ah? Huang Han really guessed it right. You bastard, you have only been an official for a few days and you have already learned how to be corrupt?"
Huang Han quickly pulled Huang Zheyuan, who was furious and ready to take action, and said: "Grandpa, grandpa, the social atmosphere is not comparable to that of the time just after liberation. Collecting some cigarettes and wine is nothing!"
Huang Zheyuan said angrily: "No wonder he is now drawing Hongtashan, Zhonghua, it turns out he has learned to be corrupt."
"Grandpa, please calm down. As long as Uncle Wu doesn't take other people's money and doesn't use the family's TV, refrigerator, or washing machine, it's not considered corruption. It's like this now."
"Fridge? By the way, was the refrigerator we bought at home in the spring given to us by someone else?"
"No, I bought it, but Manager Wang of the hardware company helped me get the ex-factory price, which is more than 300 yuan cheaper than the retail price."
"Really?"
"I have an invoice. If you don't believe me, I'll show it to you."
Seeing that Huang Daowu seemed a little anxious, Huang Han judged that the refrigerator was not obtained by bribery. He smoothed things over and said:
"Grandpa, don't worry! Uncle Wu just collects some cigarettes, wine, and non-staple food during the holidays. It's really not corruption. As long as he doesn't take other people's money or their big appliances, nothing will happen to him."
Huang Daowu muttered in a low voice: "I should be an upright official. I don't know how many bribes I have refused and how many red envelopes I have returned. The most I received was two thousand yuan stuffed in the envelope I left behind!"
"Haha..." Huang Han couldn't help laughing.
Huang Daozhou said: "Your fifth uncle is doing this very well! Why are you laughing?"
"Grandpa, Dad, I suggest you two always remind Uncle Wu not to be corrupt. With his behavior like this, there is a possibility that he will be dragged into the trap by others."
"That's nonsense, how can I possibly do that?"
"You just said that there are two thousand yuan in the envelope that was left behind. What does this mean?"
"I have no idea."
"It means you opened it and counted it, and finally after a fierce ideological struggle, you restrained the urge to keep the money, right?"
"Nonsense, it's only two thousand yuan. Who wouldn't be tempted, but I held back."
"So I think you are very dangerous. You can bear it when someone swabs you once. But if someone comes to swab you every now and then, I'm sure you will get hot-headed and give up one day.
This thing is just like a prostitute in a brothel. If you are raped by someone for the first time, it won’t be difficult the second time. The more times you do it, the more often you will take the initiative to flirt with the prostitute!"
Huang Daowu was so angry that he rolled his eyes and cursed: "Mom, your words are really ugly, and the metaphor is even more disgusting. You have compared my upright state cadres to prostitutes who receive customers."
"What's the matter, are you not convinced? Prostitutes are much cleaner than corrupt officials. At least they sell their own things, while corrupt officials sell the country and the collective's things. Who is more shameless?"
Huang Daowu was dumbfounded, and Huang Daozhou and Huang Zheyuan were shocked. What kind of theory is this? It's just a rough statement!
Huang Zheyuan suddenly laughed and said: "There is no doubt that corrupt officials are more shameless and worse than prostitutes. Lao Wu, you are still young, you must love yourself to avoid being laughed at by Huang Han and being prostituted..."
Huang Zheyuan suddenly stopped, feeling that it was insulting to say such a thing.
The next meal was not very good, because Huang Daowu was on pins and needles. His father and third brother were all doing his ideological work, telling him not to get too hot-headed.
Chapter completed!