holy war day(2/3)
"How much stronger? Then he should be a one-star master from other worlds..."
"Are we about to witness the death of a one-star player, Nan Wusan..."
While the diners at the Cat Restaurant were whispering, Wei Ye, still wrapped like a mummy, slowly walked out of the Cat Restaurant. He vaguely remembered that in this noisy martial arts town, there was a person who was not very attractive.
He is a celestial monster scroll painter who is proficient in the secret technique of sealing monsters with scrolls. If you have the opportunity to learn his secret technique, it will be helpful to your own practice.
"Is that person just now cosplaying Zhi Zhixiong?"
"Would Zhizhixiong have so many ghost symbols on his body? He is obviously a cosplayer of Lord Katsu, but the one with a mustache...is really disgusting..."
Of course, no one will pay attention to the origin of this mummy with a mustache, Zhi Zhixiong or some other bandage weirdo, because even if the evaluation skill is used, the system can only prompt the player "In a general sense, he is better than you"
A lot weaker, but quite difficult to deal with." This is the standard evaluation of a miscellaneous fish.
Because, in the world of "Ranma 1/2", in terms of force, martial artists are undisputedly the strongest force. Even the standard magic weapon work of exterminating monsters and ghosts is done by martial artists.
We’ve got it all. Whether it’s a Noh-faced god, a legendary monkey mage, a beastly abstract spell painter, or a Chinese monk from hundreds of years ago, they can only be found in the hands of Granny Kerun of the Cat Hotel and Babosai of the Tendo Dojo.
I bow down before the monster.
As for the moustachioed magician who has not yet reached the one-star standard, according to this world's measurement method, he is indeed only a standard passer-by at the level of "a delinquent boy from Fenglinkan Middle School", a "part-timer member of the Jiuneng Kendo Club", and a "rookie at the Tiandao Dojo"
Type force value. But what’s the point?
A false name, a false name, it's just a floating cloud.
Like the great "Scarecrow Slayer" who is active in forums and among players, what Wei Ye agrees with is working hard to hone himself in a place where others can't see. Of course, compared to being unfortunately included in the "
Cheng Peng, the leader of the "Four Fools", Wei Ye is still lucky. After all, working as a scribe in the private residence of Han Shuo, the official in Luoyang, is much more inconspicuous than Cheng Peng's abuse of a training scarecrow every day. And thanks to
With the foundation of prophecy, latitude and longitude and Yishu laid down by Han Shuo, Wei Ye was able to successfully join the one-eyed Taoist with a bad taste who likes to call himself a "niche" to pretend to be young.
Of course, this kind of insignificant little thing will not have any impact on the general trend of the world. Compared with the breakthrough of the first "Scarecrow Slayer" who advanced to one star, no one will care.
Even Wei Ye himself didn't think there was anything worth showing off about being associated with an elusive one-eyed old man who always went around making soy sauce. Studying hard and honing himself was the business.
You should know that Yang Luchan, who was originally called "Yang Wudi", was just an inconspicuous drug store clerk before he became famous at the age of 40. Without his patience in practicing Tai Chi for decades, he would not be able to develop Yang in the future.
He is a Tai Chi master of his sect. Reality is not a novel. Picking up a secret book, learning one and a half moves, and rushing to appear on stage to shine can only be the privilege of the protagonist of the novel. A third-string supporting actor like Wei Ye, who can be seen at a glance,
It is better to follow the footsteps of countless predecessors and lay a solid foundation first.
Who says "The Sewer Wolf" and "Shilipo Sword God" are not worthy of people's admiration?
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As the Mummy Immortal Warlock walked slowly on the peaceful and quiet streets planning his future practice route, the shouts of the young man full of youthful passion echoed over the town:
"Miss Xiaoqian, I will not give up!"
"Oh! Oh! Oh! I saw it! The color of Miss Akane's pants!"
"Ah, I can feel the power of the blood beating under Miss Ukyo's fist!"
"This feeling of poison spreading throughout my body is paralyzed. Miss Kodachi, please don't punish me carelessly!"
...It seems that with the blessing of the player's unique immortality, many potential tremors have begun to awaken.
Wei Ye shook his head and continued to ask passers-by about the whereabouts of the abstract monster painter. Time was limited, so he had better hurry up.
It's a pity that in such a lively and noisy comedy world with the theme of passionate martial arts, one or two emergencies will pop up from time to time. For example, right now, there are a group of players wearing Fenglinkan High School uniforms and passers-by with public faces, mentioning
A guy with a wooden sword, a mop, a life-size model of the perverted Principal Ninenō and other messy belongings rushed over from the other end of the shopping street——
"Have you heard? There is a man with a long knife who does not know life and death is challenging Miss Shanpu in the park!"
"It's not a challenge, it's just unilateral harassment! That guy actually bought a lot of balloons and put up such a banner in the park!"
"Is it that one? - 'Shan Pu of the female hero clan, I, Murong Parrot, want to challenge you!'"
"What an ugly word..."
"This isn't the focus, okay!"
In the midst of the bustle, there were vendors from Chinatown, nurses from Dongxiang Medical Center, disciples from Tiandao Dojo, students and teachers from Fenglinkan High School, the double pillars and followers of the famous ice ballet club, and a famous shameless high school girls' gymnastics
The team, the priests and witches of Soybean Shrine and Mazhu Shrine, and other weird people whose origins even Wei Ye couldn't figure out, decisively gathered from all directions, hugging the fairy warlock who didn't want to watch the excitement and rushed towards the park of the small town.
And go.
"I said, if you don't practice leveling, what's the point of watching others compete!"
This was the desperate cry of the magician who was involuntarily involved in the crowd.
However, someone soon picked up his conversation:
"Dude, are you from another world? In the world of Seven Smiling Fist, every time you watch the farce of these problematic people, you can gain experience points. Without us watching the party, there would be no such big comedy!"
Well, the onlookers in this world are really cruel.
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The magician really doesn't know whether he should praise the residents and players of this small town for their well-trained skills and not being surprised by changes, or whether he should complain about how idle they are and how boring they are.
When Wei Ye, who was like a mummy and wrapped in rune bandages, couldn't help but walk into the park, there were already neatly arranged various products selling apple candies, marshmallows, Japanese confectionery, monster masks, seven-color windmills, and Japanese style dolls.
The pushcarts, low tents selling oden, temporary ice cream houses and outdoor tea shops were all full of people, and takoyaki and good-tasting yaki were squeaking on the iron plate...
And the first player he met in this world, the handsome and sunny waiter with tiger ears, was carrying a stack of half-meter-high steamer baskets and serving steamed dumplings to the guests dining in the open-air restaurant.
Siomai, Xiaolongbao. On the large pink signboard, there is an eye-catching word "cat", which is really hard to ignore.
It is indeed a large-scale restaurant chain run by the shrewd and sophisticated Granny Kerun, who never misses any opportunity to make money.
The fairy magician, who was leaning on the ground with his peach wood magic sword and suddenly felt a little exhausted, slowly walked to the empty table in the Cat Restaurant business area.
"Hey, we meet again!" said hello in a good mood, the sharp-eyed waiter skillfully took a menu and handed it to the fairy warlock who has been having bad luck since he entered this world, "Today we have our restaurant
The special "Golden Smiling" steamed buns, a famous snack in China for 5,000 years, would like to have a piece of this guest."
"Thank you, just give me a free glass of water. - And this is Ranma's world, not the world of the Chinese boss, right? Where did that 'golden smile' bun come from!"
"A player from another world exchanged it with Granny Kelun. A special phantom incense made by the Female Hero Clan is exchanged for a golden smiley bun recipe. It's a good deal."
"I have here twelve iron talisman arrows enlightened by Zuo Ci, the famous immortal of the Three Kingdoms. What can I exchange with Granny Kelun?"
"Even if your guest says so, you can't get anything good in exchange for the black iron spell tools without stars, right?" Still smiling kindly, he took out the dozen or so engraved runes that the poor and crazy magician took out.
Tie Jian pushed it back, but the waiter still placed a small basket of steamed dumplings in front of the immortal warlock, "This one is for me."
"...Why do I have the illusion that a cat has been abandoned and adopted? My pride as a monk does not allow me to...well, these shrimps are chopped very finely, and my knife skills are very good."
"That's great if you like it."
Still smiling tolerantly, the tiger-eared waiter placed another cup of warm wheat tea in front of Wei Ye, who was biting into steamed dumplings. When he was about to turn around to greet other guests, he heard the original voice.
Questions for the mummy man who should choke to death on his shrimp steamed dumplings:
"Someone is coming to trouble Miss Great Sun in your store. As a store clerk, aren't you worried?"
"The guest who broke through to one star?" The waiter laughed, "If he wants to challenge Miss Great-Grandson, then he can only..."
"Little Tiger!"
Following this sudden greeting, there was a click, and a delivery bicycle fell from the sky, just flattening the simple folding dining table in front of Wei Ye.
As the girl with a bun in front of her face and purple hair shawl rode a bicycle and descended from the sky like a Pegasus rider, the whole park let out deafening cheers:
"Miss Shanpu is here!"
"Miss Shanpu, it's on board! It's on board! It's on board!"
"Miss Shanpu, please don't be careless and beat that challenger to the sky like a star!"
As expected, she is one of the most popular heroines of "Ranma 1/2". Her appearance alone attracted enthusiastic reactions from many supporters. And Wei Ye, who is closest to the great-grandson of the Cat Hotel,
, promptly used an "evaluate" command on her.
"With black iron equipment that is not a star level, and the basic Taoist skills have not been learned, your assessment of a three-star martial artist is just for cooking 'Splendid Multi-flavored Fish' - it is really redundant."
After receiving this self-esteem-shattering conclusion, Wei Ye remained extremely calm, holding bamboo chopsticks in one hand, and slowly put the last steamed dumpling into his mouth. He tilted his head and looked away from the beautiful girl with a black belly and a bun in the Cat Restaurant.
He moved away and landed on the tall swordsman who was standing on the flower bed in the center of the park, seemingly writing calculations.
I always feel like something is wrong...
It is possible for a one-star warrior to leapfrog and challenge a two-star warrior - the heroic deeds of the two-star warrior Ma Yuanyi, the most brave player among the most popular players recently, who challenged the generous leader of the Yellow Turban Party, and the two-star warrior Ma Yuanyi, have been a hot topic on the Eastern District Forum recently.
.However, in front of a three-star peak martial artist who is capable of torturing a one-star player in both quality and skill, this one-star Murong Parrot has absolutely no power to fight back, unless...
The red thread of marriage!
As long as it is tied up, it can enchant people's hearts, and it can be successfully tied for a day. It is a secret treasure of the female elite clan that is imitated from the red rope of Yue Lao in the heaven. Although the one in Murong Parrot's hand is a fake, as long as it is tied up by that thing -
But why did he get to Shan Pu, who was heavily guarded, and still have time to tie the imitation red thread to Shan Pu's hand?
Before Wei Ye had time to think about it, Murong Miao's voice came from above his head:
"Miss Shanpu, Murong Miao is here to ask you for advice!"
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As soon as the sound was heard, the knife fell, but unfortunately it didn't land in the right place.
To be continued...