Chapter 39

make trouble

On the eighth day of the fourth month, Zhao Ji's throne ceremony was held as scheduled. He was awarded the title of Taoist emperor by the Taoist Academy to unify Taoism and become the lord of all Taoisms. In order to celebrate this great day, Zhao Ji convened Taoist priests from all over the world as the emperor's honor.

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That day was a real meeting of ten thousand people, because the emperor ordered that all Taoist priests with positions would go, and they all had huge salaries. The fields of each Taoist citadel were hundreds of hectares and thousands of hectares. Please imagine their wealth.

Responsible for providing souvenirs and vegetarian food for the conference. As for the quantity, there is no limit. People in Kaifeng City can bring a green cloth scarf as a mark for listening to the scriptures. No matter people or even beggars and wanderers, they can go in. As long as they go in,

You can get a sumptuous meal and three hundred coins, which will cost several days of meals. If you go to a family, you will have about a month of food and drink. In addition to this, you can also get the emperor, royal family, and ministers for the first time

When you get close to the nobles, it is much more attractive than going to the zoo to see monkeys.

Zhao Ji set up an imperial tent at the venue to listen to Lin Shenxian’s lecture together. Of course, Zhao Qi also had to participate. He put on the Taoist robe specially given by his father and the seven-star crown on his head. He turned into a handsome little Taoist priest and sat in the front row.

He could get close to the gods and immortals. He looked around and most of the people attending the meeting were full of desire. Maybe they were wondering, could Shenxian Lin say something? Will he be enlightened and transcend the mortal world after listening to his sutra?

The Dharma Assembly has begun, and Lin Daxian talks happily. This guy is born with good eloquence. The magnetic baritone has great lethality against women from fifteen to fifteen to fifteen and fifty six in the field.

After half of the sky's love, screams and applause, Lin Daxian had to stop many times to greet the believers.

Lin Daxian has been wandering around for more than 20 years, and has been both Taoist and Buddha. He has lived in the most strata of society for a long time, and has developed a tenacious survival ability, is well versed in the world, and has a very good ability to deceive people. What he said

It is the "Three Caves Sutra". The so-called Three Caves refer to the true cave, the mysterious cave, and the god of caves. There are twelve scriptures in each cave, and the three caves have thirty-six true scriptures.

Lingsu's lectures are not limited to the meaning of this article. They often interspersed with strange and anecdotes they saw when they traveled to the sky and wandered around the world. They are easy to understand and vivid in the image, making everyone intoxicated and often make people feel enchanted.

Laugh, he has some ways to fool the audience, hold the audience's hearts tightly and make the people crazy.

After the lecture was over, Lin Lingsu began to cast spells, donate talisman water, treat people for free, and cure them after their hands, which was amazing. After drinking his fairy water, he saw the cripple immediately threw away the crutch and first came a hundred.

Rice sprinted; the mute who could only point fingers immediately shouted long live, recited the "Tao Te Ching"; the blind man with glass flowers fell into a bowl of water and immediately recognized the holy face.

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The people present were stunned and dumbfounded. People all pay attention to seeing the truth and hearing the truth. Today, I saw the true god.

Zhao Qi glanced at Prime Minister Cai opposite him. He could suppress the "Two Kings" in front of him, as if he was in control of everything. But now he seemed to have no choice to Lin Lingsu, and he had to applaud and smile when Lin Shenxian showed off.

, cheering and showing piety. Who made them colleagues in heaven? You can't forget the incense of being ministers in the same palace when you were just a minister.

Lin Lingsu used the illusory title of "Zuo Yuan Xianbo" and tied Cai Jing to the chariot. Not only him, but also God's eldest son, Shenxiao Yuqing King Zhao Ji, Wenhua official Wang Fu, Yuan Yuan Baohua official Sheng Zhang, Zheng Juzhong, Tong Guan was both fairy-minded, and even the "sinners" on the Yuanyou Monument that made Cai Jing dismissed for the first time were on the list. Like this time, the title of gods was great Distribution, I am beautiful, you are also beautiful, are you asking me for trouble if you are unhappy? With a few nonsense, Lin Lingsu opened the road to heaven, and went wider and wider, and was invincible in the entire Song Dynasty superstructure. .

This is Lin Lingsu's cleverness. He knows that when everyone is carrying flowers and sedan chairs, they do not block other people's way of wealth when generating income. Even if the other party wants or not, they will take the pirate ship and give it the title of honorary citizen of heaven. .Cai Jing, what can Tong Guan do at this time? Refute loudly, will he dare? The emperor believes it. Do you dare to believe it or not, he can only follow the flow and keep the emperor in agreement and make the emperor intoxicated by the lies.

This trick of curing diseases with magical skills and finding ways to support people have long been known to the world in modern times. Although there are still people who are constantly "winning" in prizes, it is possible to fool Zhao Qi. Even Cai Jing doesn't believe it when he sees him, but he just dares not. Just say it out. Zhao Qi didn't dare to do it at this time. Today is a great day for his father to take over as the head of the sect. If the situation is broken, he will definitely deal with it, but this does not prevent him from causing disgust to Lin Daxian.

"Christ Lin, what explanation can I explain 'One generation two, two generation three, three generations all things, all things carry yin and embrace yang, and the qi is harmonious'?" Now that it is time to interact with everyone, Zhao Qi stood up and asked.

"There is a saying that one is two, two is one, here one represents yang, and two represents yin. When the sky is opened, yin and yang are integrated. The turbidity sinks into the earth, and the clear rises into the sky. The difference between one and two is the same. Combination to form Shaoyang, Shaoyin, Laoyang, Laoyin, which is the four symbols. The four symbols are then combined with Yin and Yang to form the Eight Trigrams. Qian, Kun, Zhen, Xun, Kan, Li, Gen, Dui, which is the wind, thunder, fire, water, mountains and marsh, which is the three. Eight Vehicles. The eighty-sixty-four hexagrams will make all things, as the saying goes, three things will be born. "Lin Lingsu felt that his liver 'tick' and jumped hard twice. He had already ruined this kid by Master Zhang. It’s not the trouble you are trying to find now, but in front of everyone, he had to answer, and bowed to him, and his answer was considered to be quite normal.

"Oh, since I can produce everything, I still have a problem that is difficult to solve, and I still have to ask for advice." Zhao Qi nodded and frowned.

"Prince Yan, please speak." Lin Lingsu said in his heart that this kid has indeed come, and will not ask strange questions, so he can quickly respond with twelve points.

"Since this kid dresses up as a church ancestor, he should know everything, know everything, and be omnipotent and omniscient, so he should ask him for help." Zhao Qie glanced at the venue, and the stage was crowded with people, and now he put people in the crowd. His attention had already attracted him, and even the yellow account had shaken twice. Cai Jing looked at Zhao Qi with a thoughtful smile as he looked at him.

"Christ Lin, where do eggs come from in this world?" Zhao Qi asked, and a boo immediately sounded on the field. In this world, only these princes and nobles with rich clothes and food came from, and the people all secretly extended their middle fingers to contempt. Zhao Xin, who was with the prince, was so embarrassed that his head was tucked into his crotch. Did the prince eat too much egg this morning and ask about this.

Cai Jing smiled. He asked his grandson where Mi came from. One of his couples said, "It comes out of the mortar." He replied, "No, I saw it coming out of the mat." It seemed that Prince Yan was not as good as

His grandson is so smart that he feels deeply relieved.

"Prince Yan, of course the eggs are born from chickens," Lin Lingsu replied without thinking. In fact, there is nothing to think about, just to think about.

"Where did that chicken come from?" Zhao Qi ignored it

"Of course it's chickens"

"Oh, that king still wonders. Is there a chicken or an egg in the world?" Zhao Qi asked repeatedly, leading Lin Lingsu to the circle, and suddenly asked, "This false proposition has no solution for thousands of years, look at him."

How to answer? As soon as Zhao Qi said, the audience calmed down again. The people who laughed at him just now were stunned. Lao Cai also fell into deep thought. This question seemed simple, but the more you thought about it, the more interesting it became.

Looking at Lin Lingsu on the stage, he answered.

"This... there is a chicken first, oh, no, there is an egg first." Lin Lingsu was stunned for a moment, and the sweat beads fell off. This problem was too tricky. He had been spinning for a long time, but he couldn't turn around.

It's here, it turns into 'eat and vomiting'.

"There is a chicken first." Seeing the master worrying on the stage, a disciple who was the entrusted below could no longer hold it back and stood up and shouted.

"No, where does the chicken come from without eggs?" A student from the Imperial Academy also rushed up and shouted.

"Where does the egg come from without chickens?" Lin Lingsu's disciples could not show weakness. They stood up and shouted with seven or eight fists.

"There is an egg first, but there is no egg, how can the chicken come from?" It is not true that the voice is loud, and the argument is not afraid of you, and the student is not afraid of being afraid of the crowd. He argues with reason and what he suffers is the Confucianism that "the head can be broken, the blood can flow, and the truth cannot be lost."

Education, a look of fighting without fear of power, immediately resonated with the scholars. They yelled with a loud bang, and eggs first, that is, eggs first.

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"There is a chicken first, and the chicken first, and the chicken first..." This is a Taoist Dharma-propaganda conference. When the scholars made trouble, the Taoist priests of all sizes immediately broke the concept of the corps, united together, and launched a fierce counterattack.

At first, it was just a quarrel between scholars and Taoists. Soon the incident escalated and turned into a war between Confucian and Taoist schools. They each quoted classics and started a big debate. The whole audience quickly divided into two camps, but the next ones were not educated.

The people, feeling unsatisfied with their mouths, started to fist, and the literary fight finally developed into a military fight. Think about it, the fight of more than 10,000 people was a scene, no less than a small-scale war.

The scene was out of control, and Zhao Qi immediately rushed to the Huangluo tent on the stage, and with all the guards, the Daojun Emperor's father, took the lead in breaking out of the siege and hid in the palace. Cai Jing was also not vague and transferred the imperial guards to suppress the violence first, quell the violence.

Dispel the crowd, regardless of Taoist priests, the people all gave me a slap.

Although the violence has subsided, the aftermath has not subsided. The debate between the markets about whether there is a chicken or an egg is still endless. Even the court officials have discussed it on a special topic, and instead, the omniscient Lin Daxian intentionally or unintentionally left the omniscient Lin.

One side.

Five days after the lecture meeting, Zhao Qi was summoned into the palace by the emperor. Zhao Ji stepped back and closed the door and windows. After confirming that there were only two men in the house, he took his hand and asked Erlang softly, "What is it," he said.

Is there a chicken or an egg first?"

"Dad is the emperor and the emperor of Taoism. At the beginning of the world, it was a mess. Isn't you the final say? Dad said that there will be chickens first, and Dad said that there will be eggs first, and they

Who dares to fart?” Zhao Xiao smiled and said irresponsibly, as if this 'egg' storm had nothing to do with him.

"Yes, damn it, I have the final say in everything. Who dares to fart?" Zhao Ji was stunned and said with a smile in a daze.

Chapter 39

make trouble

Chapter 39
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