Body Chapter 42 Say it again!
"What do you think? I have saved up just so much. I thought if I could find a wife, I would take her to Australia for a big lobster. You two can save some money!" The fat man slapped the table, returned to his original position again, picked up the bun and started stuffing it into his mouth.
Zheng Yingjie had just stuffed a bun in his mouth, and oil was still coming out of the corner of his mouth. The boy seemed to suddenly remember something that he seemed to have ignored. His face changed and jumped up again. After rushing to Zhao Fan, he raised his hand and pulled the back collar of his shirt.
"What are you fucking playing with me?"
What Zheng Yingjie pulled out from behind the collar was a tag that Zhao Fan had forgotten to cut off from his newly bought clothes.
Although it is Givenchy's brand, it is a summer clothes and just a short-sleeved shirt. It is not expensive and the price is less than 8,000 yuan!
He raised his hand and slapped him on the back of Zhao Fan's head. His fat hand flexibly took the bank card from Zhao Fan's top pocket. After quickly tucking it into his pants pocket, he pressed it hard with his hands, looking at Zhao Fan with a vigilant look.
"Ha ha!"
Lin Shiqi finally couldn't help but slammed the table and laughed loudly. After laughing, she lay on the table weakly, and burst into tears.
She felt that she had to laugh like this every time she was with Zhao Fan. The laugh she had accumulated for several years seemed to be released in just two days.
"Just kidding, I just want to know how many years have you not seen each other, have you become smarter?" Zhao Fan was a little embarrassed, and his eyes were moved when he looked at the fat man. He raised his hands and made a surrender posture while laughing.
"Get out, my master's intelligence is not something that ordinary people like you can understand! I just went to Givenchy to buy a new set, and turned around and ran to me to cry. Zhao Xiaofan, I haven't seen you for a few years, you have grown up a lot? Are you bullying me and have you seen famous brands?"
The fat man glared at Zhao Fan, his mouth full of buns, and said vaguely.
"Dede, can't I be wrong? I treat you today. You can eat whatever you want, and I will apologize for you!" Zhao Fan begged for mercy repeatedly.
"What did you say?" The fat man swallowed a mouthful of the bun in his mouth hard, stared at Zhao Fan and asked.
"Eat whatever you want, I'll treat you if I say treat you!" Zhao Fan nodded seriously and said.
"Auntie, give me another basket of beef buns!" The fat man turned around without hesitation and shouted to the old aunt.
"Yingjie, what are you doing? Auntie sells big buns here, and it's a matter of money!"
Zheng Yingjie should be a regular visitor. The old aunt could call out his name and looked at Zheng Yingjie with a strange look.
"Don't worry, just carry me a cage. The amount of money you have is as much as you want. Today I want to eat a big guy, so I must make this kid cry!"
Zheng Yingjie pointed to the steamed buns cage and yelled with gritting teeth.
When the old aunt saw Zhao Fan and Lin Shiqi smiling, she knew that several children were probably playing tricks. It was not uncommon for customers to buy whole bags and take them away. She didn't think much about it, and just carried a basket of buns with a little girl who rushed over and placed them in front of Zheng Yingjie.
"It's twenty-fourth!"
After a while, Zhao Fan looked at Zheng Yingjie with a resentful look on his face and said softly.
"No, you kid even lied to a beautiful wife, I'm still a single dog! If I hadn't had a large belly capacity, I would have been full of your dog food!"
The fat man who was eating happily was slightly stunned, with a little more nostalgia on his face, and he also sighed.
"Bad, who is sad about spring and autumn with you? I mean you have eaten twenty-four buns, but I can pay for the money for a few buns. Don't eat anything, you guys have gone to the hospital!"
Zhao Fan shouted with a dark face, and Lin Shiqi, who had just taken a sip of kelp soup, squirted it out directly.
The bun shop is doing well, but the store is not big, less than ten square meters, with seven or eight tables placed.
If you have a seat, you can sit here and eat it. If you don’t have a seat, you can carry it and leave. So for so many years, this bun shop has almost no change except for occasional repairs. The boss seems to have never thought about expanding the scale.
In some crowded bun shops, Zhao Fan and the others are the most lively. Many people watched them make fun of each other and listened to their movements secretly. At first, out of politeness, many people wanted to laugh, but they still reluctantly held back and did not make any noise.
When Zhao Fan roared, not only Lin Shiqi laughed, but many people around him were eating could no longer help it. I don’t know how many people laughed and squirted out.
For a moment, the bun shop was in chaos. At first, everyone smiled a little apologized and embarrassedly at Zhao Fan and others. Later, the laughter was directly lost control. Many people snatched the tissues on the table to wipe the spurted food, and tears were flowing.
But these laughters are all kind-hearted.
The fat man's loyal behavior just now not only touched Zhao Fan. Looking at those people on the side, he was also extremely envious and moved by their brotherly friendship.
In the face of delicious food, how could the fat man care about these things? He was still fighting against the buns full of cages.
Several people next to him subconsciously followed him to open and close his mouth and counted it silently. After swallowing the 32nd bun, the fat man finally patted his stomach with satisfaction.
Even though I smiled, everyone was still shocked by the fat man's appetite. The buns in Yetan bun shop were not very big, but they were definitely not small. More than thirty buns, and at least three or four pounds were needed. This guy didn't delay at all, and he wiped out so many in a short time.
"Auntie, I'll give me another big bone kelp soup!"
The fat man's next light words shocked many people's chins. Can they still eat them?
Even the old aunt who sells buns in the bun shop was a little hesitant. I am just a bun seller. If you eat so desperately, who should I count on if there is a problem?
The fat man seemed to have been used to other people's gazes, and knew what the old aunt was worried about. He smiled and comforted loudly: "Auntie, who is fine, all the food was done just now, and she was not fully fed. Drink some soup to fill the gaps, and it should be almost done."
"I'm not fully fed?"
“Fill the seam?”
"It's just about the same?"
The people around were stunned, and even a few guys secretly took out their phones to take videos. It is estimated that in a short while, Zheng Yingjie's "glorious" image would become popular in his circle of friends.
Zhao Fan looked dark and patted his forehead and muttered in a low voice: "The delicious buns are. If you eat something else, you may go bankrupt!"
The fat man, who was holding a big wrist and drinking kelp soup, suddenly stomped the big wrist heavily on the table with a little discouraged look, and his face was so exciting.
Why am I so promising? I was calling a big eater, but I ate a bun that costs two yuan per. How much can thirty-two buns cost? Sixty-four yuan? Add a bowl of kelp soup, sixty-nine is coming soon?
I gritted my teeth and struggled for so long, but I didn’t even get a hundred yuan? This is how big eaters eat? At least I should go to a seafood restaurant and eat shark fin seafood!
"No, Zhao Xiaofan, I will be laughing to death sooner or later when I stay with you guy!"
Lin Shiqi had just calmed down and her body kept shaking again. She lay on Zhao Fan's body, her fair little hands kept slapping on her chest, and she couldn't even get angry when she smiled.
"Okay, don't look like you've suffered a big loss. You're not eating a meal. You're planning to stop eating this meal? For your generous portion just now, I'll give you another chance. When will you be greedy, call me whatever you want, and you can do it!"
Zhao Fan shook his head and quickly dealt with the buns in front of him. He held food in his mouth and said vaguely.
"Really? Anything you can eat?"
The fat man's eyes lit up, and the frustration just now disappeared instantly, and bursts of laughter were filled with joy.
"Really!" Zhao Fan nodded seriously.
"Don't worry, this guy is rich, you can eat him poorly for a year if you open your stomach!"
After what happened just now, Lin Shiqi also looked at Zheng Yingjie with admiration and gained a lot of favor. After finally holding back her smile, she nodded at Zhao Fan and said to Zhao Yingjun with a chuckling.
Zheng Yingjie's eyes rolled and he stood up again.
He reached out and took out his cell phone from his pants pocket, then turned on the recording function, raised his hand to Zhao Fan, stared at him and said, "Say it again!"
"roll!"
...
The few chatted for a few more times, and then they realized that the fat man was not good at the beginning and was admitted to a college in the provincial capital. He had no self-control ability and ate and drank, surfed the Internet all night, and failed the course every year, but he finally barely got his graduation certificate.
In this case, he naturally couldn't find any decent job after graduation. Fortunately, his father was still well off and his hardware store business was pretty good. He didn't look good and naturally followed him to help in the store.
In order for his son to get a wife, after he studied in the store for half a year, his father simply handed over the hardware store to him to manage it. He went out to take on some small projects and wanted to make more money.
The fat man who has always been obsessed with the Internet naturally wants to bring all the equipment to the hardware store. He spends most of his time reading online novels while playing games.
As I watched, I became interested and started writing by myself with a try attitude. This guy likes fantasy at first, and his brains are big enough, but he actually wrote some famous things.
The money in the bank card he just gave to Zhao Fan was earned by writing online novels in recent years. He ate at home and used at home, but the money in the card was only in and out, and he had a private money of less than 100,000 yuan.
Zhao Fan couldn't help but look at the boy with a high look. At the beginning, when the fat man said that there was 100,000 yuan in the card, he also suspected that this guy was using his family's money to be generous.
But I didn't expect that it was really earned by him with great effort. This little money is really nothing to Zhao Fan, but it is Zheng Yingjie's savings, and this friendship is indeed heavy.
"Online novels? Which website did you publish on? What is the title of the book? What is your pseudonym?"
As soon as she heard the online novel, Lin Shiqi became energetic. When she was in the sales office in the morning, she could chat with the policeman named Xiaoyu because of this topic, which shows that she is really a complete bookworm.
"What's there to say about this? I've written all of them are read by boys, and you won't be interested! I'm leaving and going out for a meal. The restaurant will ask the next door to help me watch! When I figure out what to eat, I will call you. You kid are not allowed to pay your debt!" Zheng Yingjie didn't say anything, his face turned red, and he didn't give Lin Shiqi a chance to ask questions, so he turned around and ran away.
"This kid can't write a little Huangwen, right? Look at his vulgar appearance, maybe he can really do it!" Seeing the fat man walking away with big strides, Zhao Fan also looked puzzled, and then his eyes lit up and he decided with a determined expression.
Lin Shiqi's eyes flashed and she nodded with deep consent. Suddenly, she found something wrong, and then her face turned red and she rolled her eyes at Zhao Fan.
Zhao Fan was a little confused by her rolling eyes. It was not until the two of them walked side by side that they suddenly realized. Then they looked at Lin Shiqi with a narrow gaze, and said with a strange smile: "Can you see it too?"
"roll!"
Chapter completed!