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Chapter 788 The rain I asked for, I have to finish it when I cry

The first line: It seems that it is raining in the sky, I want to live next to you very much.

The second couplet: I heard the raindrops falling on the green grass, and I heard the bell ringing from afar.

Horizontal banner: The cold ice rain was photographing randomly on the face.

Zhou Ziming, who took the lead in contributing the QQ-level sunshine, and Xu Lang, who wanted to buy sunny dolls overnight, were forcibly pulled out and stood in a row. Each of them held three cigarettes in his hand, bowed to the photo of the God of Rain like a mental retardation, and placed the cigarette in front of the God of Rain like burning incense, quietly watching it burn.

"Captain Lu, do you want to take the lead in kneeling down and kowtowing three times?" Zhou Ziming looked at him with a teasing face.

Lu Yan shook his head and said with a profound expression: "No, don't call me Captain Lu."

Zhou Ziming: "???"

Lu Yan: "From now on, I am Lai Fu's brother, Lai Yu."

There was a brother who had a little more brother: "..." You are so sexy.

Perhaps it was their credit for asking for rain. During the afternoon training, the sky was really gloomy. The strong wind swept through the dark clouds. The rumbling thunder seemed to be like a fellow Taoist who was passing the tribulation. In the middle of the dark clouds and the training ground, there was a group of sand sculptures wearing green clothes running proudly.

The cause of the incident was this. When they arrived at the training ground like wandering souls after lunch break, they heard the instructor say, "If you think I am handsome, please leave!"

"Crazy" suddenly, a group of people were out of the list. Bu Yao's legs were stretched out halfway, but after feeling someone's gaze, he silently took his feet back.

The desire to survive is overwhelming.jpbsp;                                                       

Then Bu Yao saw the instructor showing a mysterious smile, "Stand out, run five laps around the training ground!"

Everyone cried and howled again.

After sending them away, the instructor smiled and said, "You can't be as dishonest as them. You know that I'm not handsome and still compliment me against my conscience. Why don't you two come out?"

Lu Yan: "Because you are not as handsome as me."

Bu Yao: "Because our captain is the most handsome."

"Very good." The instructor nodded, "You two run ten laps around the training ground."

Lu Yan: "..."

Bu Yao: "…"

This story tells us not to show our love in front of others casually.

So, while the other little green men finished five laps and sat in the shade to rest, the two were still wandering around the venue half-deadly, and even their green clothes could not stop the pink bubbles emitted from the two of them.

Bu Yaokong has two long legs and average sports performance. He was already in a panting after running two laps.

After Lu Yan pulled her to run for a while, he suddenly turned around and ran to the instructor in three or two steps and said, "Instructor, I apply for a weight-bearing run."

The instructor who was shown to have a loving look and failed to receive praise looked arrogant: "If you have something to do, do you know if you know? Scream the report ten times first."

Lu Yan: "Ten reports, instructor, I applied for a weight-bearing run, the kind that weighs 90 pounds."

Instructor: “…”

So, when the other little green men were resting and continued to stand in the military posture, they saw Lu Yan running around the training ground with his romance on his back. The two of them kept shouting: "Report Report Report Report..."

This story tells us that the essence of human beings is a repeater.

Perhaps it was because of their miserable appearance that even the God of Rain could not stand it anymore. The sky that had been gloomy for a long time finally started to rain. The rain became heavier, which made the little green people standing in military posture smile on their faces with joyful smiles than the harvest.

Even Bu Yao and Lu Yan were called back to the team by the instructor, and everything seemed to be disbanded.

Then he saw the instructor yelling coldly, "Don't think I don't know what magic you used on my back. You have to finish the rain you ask for, even if you cry."

Everyone: "..." orz.

Yu Shen is sincere and does not deceive me, and the cold Bingyu really slapped the face randomly.

After a while, everyone who was begging for rain began to ask for leave for various reasons.

Salted Fish: "Instructor, I am a salted fish, and I am allergic to freshwater...."

Instructor: "Then I'll sprinkle some salt for you?"

Salted fish: "..." yelled.

Zhou Ziming: "Instructor, I have rheumatoid arthritis, and it hurts when it rains."

The instructor reached out and pointed a little on his forehead, saying with a sacred look on his face: "May this holy water falling from the sky wash away your body's illness."

Zhou Ziming: "..." Huh.

Xu Lang: "Instructor, my bangs are too long. When the rain washes, it's like the entrance of the water curtain cave. I can't see anything clearly!"

The instructor reached out and took out a few small pink rubber bands from his pocket, and his smile gradually became perverted: "Would you do it or do it? Do you want to be a braid or a braid?"

Xu Lang: "..." Huh.

The instructor patted his shoulder again, "Train tomorrow morning, don't let me see your hair."

Xu Lang: "..." Hell, so I'm going to be shaved into a bald head.

Lai Fu: "Instructor, my back hurts."

"Instructor, I, I..." Jiang Jiang stuck for a long time but didn't come up with any good reason, so he blurted out: "My anus hurts."

Then he saw the uncle on the instructor's face gradually becoming presumptuous, and his eyes looked meaningfully from the two of them: "You two are from the same dormitory, are you? Those who show their affection all pulled them out and shot them for ten minutes."

Jiang Jiang: "..." Huh.

At the end of the rain, it was as big as a basin. The instructor was willing to let them in the house and lead them to play songs and play games like organizing children from the kindergarten class. Finally, the old movies started.

Due to the fierce rain, the high-voltage line around the military training base was broken, and all power was cut off at night, making the dormitory without fans even hotter.

As soon as Bu Yao returned to the dormitory, he took a hot bath to prevent colds. After a while, Lu Yan came and also held a palm-leaf fan sent by the base.

"Have you taken a shower?" Bu Yao said while giving him a seat. The dormitory bed was so crowded that it was really crowded. Someone would rather have half of his body hanging in the air and risked being squeezed out of the bed at any time in the middle of the night than to hold her to sleep.

Lu Yan climbed onto the bed and began to pinch her legs consciously. The smile on her lips was meaningful, "What do you want to do?"

Bu Yao: "..." I want you to get out.

It was said that he ran ten laps, but Bu Yao only ran two and a half laps at most. He really carried her on his back for a long time. She felt distressed even if he didn't complain about being tired.

Bu Yao held his hand and whispered: "I'll help you press it, my legs won't hurt."

Lu Yan shook his head and said with some remorse: "I deserve it."

Bu Yao had no choice but to use a palm fan to help him slap in the wind, watching him pinch his legs seriously with his face. The drooping eyes seemed to be hidden in endless tenderness. Every time he looked at it, she would be moved more.

While fanning, she chatted with him in a mess: "Do you like military training?"
Chapter completed!
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