Chapter 79 The Sand Sculpture Roommate of the Gossip
Zhao Cheng, the melon-eating crowd, was stunned for a second and immediately stepped out of the line.
"Is it that funny?!" the instructor asked sternly.
What to do? The answer is funny, it seems too frivolous, but the answer is not funny, and it cannot explain his behavior that just now laughed out loud.
The crazy desire to survive made Zhao Cheng's brain turn.
"Report to the sir! It's not funny, but my laughter is too low, it's my mistake!" Zhao Cheng looked sincere and could only come up with this answer after two seconds of consideration.
The instructor did not buy it, and walked to Zhao Cheng, staring at him and not speaking.
Zhao Cheng was so angry that he was staring at him that he could hardly bear it and wanted to turn aside his face, the instructor finally spoke.
"Is the laughter very low? It's right! My laughter is very high. I'll give you ten seconds to think of a joke and make me laugh. Otherwise, you will take turns to reflect on them face to face!" After the instructor said that, he started counting down.
......It's a bolt from the blue.
It has been almost a week since the day the military training began, but they have never seen the instructor smile, and his expressionless face has become the most joyful state.
I came up with a joke to make him laugh at. What is the devil's difficulty?
This is just finding a reason to punish Zhao Cheng for "kissing".
Most of the boys looked at Zhao Cheng with gloating. Although the art exam has been around for a long time, they still remember that this guy steals the limelight in the exam, especially Lin Jun, who had a conflict with Zhao Cheng at the time, was so excited that he was so excited.
However, the girls are looking forward to it.
First of all, after the art exam, there will be no relevant conflicts of interest. Even if any directors come to pick actors in the future, they will have no competition with Zhao Cheng.
Secondly, the opposite sex attracts each other.
They would not have a natural disgust towards Zhao Cheng like boys, nor would they blindly think that he appeared in front of the public in various ways, relying on luck. Instead, they looked at this matter rationally and felt that Zhao Cheng was quite strong.
However, Zhao Cheng, the person involved, now didn't care about the girls' appreciation for him at all. Facing the instructor who was still staring at him for the last countdown, his brains were almost racked.
"...three, two, one!" The countdown was completed.
Zhao Cheng collapsed his face tightly and said seriously:
"Why are people indifferent when the 70-year-old man was pushed off the cliff? Why are snakes and scorpions living together in a nest and safe? Why are there many men beat a woman but some people applauding? Is this the destruction of human nature or the destruction of morality behind this?———Welcome to the large-scale ancient costume love ethics cartoon "Cauliwa"!"
The instructor turned his head slightly expressionlessly, and then he let out a dry hahahahaha, and the boys also burst into laughter.
Zhao Cheng: "..." He had never heard of such a fake smile.
"Yeah, that's OK! Return to the team!" The instructor said loudly with satisfaction, although he still had the expression of facial paralysis.
Everyone widened their eyes and it turned out that the instructor liked to joke.
"Yes!" Zhao Cheng ignored this, and he immediately answered vigorously as if he had been injected with chicken blood.
The instructor also turned around at the same time and scolded the boys who had just laughed: "What are you laughing at! Let me run around the playground! Except for the classmate who told the joke!"
Feng Shui took turns, and this time the suffering people became them. When they passed by Zhao Cheng, they all looked at him with complaints.
Zhao Cheng, who was dangerously cleared, breathed a sigh of relief.
Huh, it’s too difficult. Now it’s not easy to even be a melon-eating crowd.
Listening to the sound of footsteps around him, Zhao Cheng smiled in his heart, which meant that his college life had officially begun.
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Shoudian is an art school, but in terms of military training, there is no big difference from other universities, and it is even more strict. Military training is included in the compulsory content. Students who participate in the number of times or time will be deducted credits, which will eventually affect their graduation results.
Some students who have already debuted side by side with notices cannot come to military training during their freshman year, and in the next three years, they will have to take the time to come back for training.
The students of the 2009 who had experienced all kinds of hard work during the day were sitting tired in the canteen resting.
They all had their eyelids drooping, obviously because they were so angry that they wanted to sleep when they were full.
Despite this, they still did not choose to lie back to the dormitory because there were training programs at night and they had to gather again after about an hour.
The dormitory is too far from the meeting point, and people who are too lazy to leave are just hanging in the canteen.
Zhao Cheng was also a member of the Xianyu army. Just as he was about to lie down and squint for a while, a boy with a super short buzz cut but could still see handsome face sat opposite him.
"Zhao Cheng, I'll tell you a secret. This is the latest news I just dug up!" The boy said in a low voice, his face full of gossip.
This gossip boy is named Pang Can. He currently lives in the same dormitory as Zhao Cheng. After several days of getting along, the two have become familiar with each other because he has a hot personality that is familiar and very well-equipped with Zhao Cheng.
In fact, in his previous life, he was Zhao Cheng's roommate, and he was Zhao Cheng's only roommate.
Because in addition to Zhao Cheng and Pang Can, the other two people in the dormitory have already made their debut.
Although they still have a name in the dormitory, the facts are no different from those of day students. They rarely live in the dormitory, and even spend much time in the capital.
The first call clearly stipulates that freshmen are not allowed to take part in roles, but other artist activities are still allowed to participate.
Therefore, Zhao Cheng and the two roommates who were busy with announcements almost never said enough ten words in a year, and they were basically inferior to ordinary students.
As for Pang Can in front of him, he has many similarities with Zhao Cheng.
Studying in an art school is costly and time-consuming and accompanied by huge risk of failure. From a practical point of view, generally students who can enter the Department of First Electric Performance are not rich but noble, while the two of them are the only two ordinary families.
Similar growth experiences have given the two people a lot of common topics. Coincidentally, Pang Can also passed the exam after losing to two art schools.
Pang Can's development route in college was similar to that of Zhao Cheng, and he played many supporting roles in unknown small dramas. The only difference was that Zhao Cheng signed a contract with Maya during the summer vacation of his sophomore year, and he always fought alone.
On the year of graduation, Zhao Cheng was hidden and fell into the poorest period of his life.
Without saying a word, Pang Can transferred 80% of the salary he earned from college into Zhao Cheng's account, and even treated it as his own business, helping Zhao Cheng contact his lawyer relatives.
Although Zhao Cheng returned all the money to him later, except for Jian Xinlan, he was really the second best friend Zhao Cheng knew.
Chapter completed!