Chapter 84 Eat and Die......
The stage has been cleaned up, and the timer glanced at the 19 groups of students who were already in place and pressed the timer in his hand.
Zhao Cheng moved the table full of 'rice cakes' and walked to the middle of the stage in a hurry, and put down the folding table heavily, as if the pile of goods was heavy. He lifted up his apron to wipe his sweat, but as soon as he picked it up, he threw it back with disgust.
A chuckle came from the crowd.
At this time, Pang Can moved the table and appeared leisurely. He looked around and then came to Zhao Cheng and put it down.
Zhao Cheng ignored him and said in a shouting tone: "Taste it and taste it. The local famous jiangri rice cake will taste delicious. If it is not delicious, it won't cost money———"
Pang Can tilted his head and looked at him, and shouted, "Look at it, the secret recipe of ancestral rat poison, you will die if you take it. If you don't die, you won't have any money!"
At this time, a member of a student union, a man and a woman, helped to pretend to be passers-by and pass by on both sides.
Pang Can: "This brother, please bring two packs home and try it. You will be killed after eating. No, you will be killed after eating. Oh, you will be killed after eating. Oh, don't leave."
The male passerby walked quickly with panic on his face.
Zhao Cheng held a knife that cuts the cake in his hand: "That sister-in-law, buy some for the child. I have authentic Northeast rice and Leling dates. I guarantee that you still want to eat it after eating it...hey, why are you leaving?"
The female passerby also walked quickly with panic on her face.
Pang Can looked at it and sighed: "It's really hard to do business now."
Zhao Cheng also shook his head and said, "This money is too hard to make now. Alas, jiangri cake———"
Pang Can: "You will die if you eat it!"
Zhao Cheng: "Giangmi Cake————”
Pang Can: "You will die if you eat it!"
There were bursts of laughter from the audience.
Zhao Cheng finally felt something was wrong and turned around and looked at Pang Can.
Pang Can laughed secretly, looking at the sky as if nothing had happened.
Zhao Cheng shouted angrily: "Giangmi cake!"
Pang Can sang: "You will die after eating~~"
Zhao Cheng widened his eyes: "Jiang!"
Pang Can: "Eat...eat, eat!" He looked down at his watch and said with a smile: "I ate early today. I usually eat at 12 o'clock, and it's only 11 o'clock today!"
Pang Can said as he took out the meal he brought from home and said happily: "Come on, everyone should eat something too. Try the big steamed buns steamed by my wife and the leek stuffing. I want to eat it when I smell it." After that, he started eating.
"You will die after eating!" Zhao Cheng immediately answered.
Pang Can took a bite of the bun and said happily: "It's so delicious."
"You will die after eating!" Zhao Cheng continued again.
The students in the audience were so funny that they were laughed at by Zhao Cheng's revenge look.
Pang Can turned his head in confusion: "Hmm? If you don't sell your glutinous rice cake, why are you talking nonsense?"
Zhao Cheng snorted: "I'm not a fool. I see you are busy eating and making fun of you. Logically speaking, you have to pay me advertising fees."
Pang Can said honestly: "I said Zhao Laocheng, when did you learn to think about others? Raising a son is not enough to be filial to you!"
Zhao Cheng said angrily: "Who are you scolding!"
Pang Can continued with an unhappy look on his face, "Who are you scolding me? Why did you say you'd die after eating?"
"Then I sold glutinous rice cake just now, and you didn't even want to eat it and you died?! You see, I've sold one pound this morning?"
"Hey, you still blame me if you can't sell it? I won't get in touch with you!"
"Who are you blamed? Stay away from me in the future!"
"This place is not yours, I just won't leave!"
The two of them became more and more excited as they talked, and they pulled up, and they seemed to be about to fight.
At this time, the aunt Jian Xinlan walked past them with a basket of vegetables in her hand, humming a little song in her mouth, pretending to turn her head inadvertently, and immediately rushed up and pulled the two away, saying, "What are you doing, what are you doing? Don't you say anything well? Pang Laocan, please calm down, Zhao Laocheng, you go and get angry, you have to do anything."
"You ask him!" the two vendors said in unison.
Jian Xinlan pulled Pang Can to the side and listened to Pang Can talk about it.
"Lao Can, it's not me who said you, they bought food, and you shouted "I'll die if I eat it." Who dares to buy it?" Jian Xinlan said in a matter-of-fact manner.
"Then, you can't blame me, who made him so close to me?" Pang Can refused to admit his mistake.
Jian Xinlan asked in a low voice, "But, I'm going to say that, do you know why his glutinous rice cake is shining?"
Pang Can said disdainfully: "He said it was made of northern rice."
"He sells it so much cheaper than others, and he can't buy northern rice at all." Jian Xinlan put his palm to his mouth, showing a look of fear of others eavesdropping.
Pang Can asked with a puzzled look: "What kind of rice is he?"
"Maybe it is the kind of poisonous rice mentioned on TV. If you don't do it well, you will really make sure you say it. You will die after eating it!" Jian Xinlan said in an instigative tone.
Pang Can said in surprise: "Ah? Isn't he harmful to the world?"
"Hey, Lao Can, you said this, I didn't say it. Don't look for me if something happens." Jian Xinlan hurriedly gave up the responsibility, left him alone and was surprised, and then walked towards Zhao Cheng.
The teachers, judges and most of the students sitting in the front row below the stage were unconsciously brought into the plot by the wonderful performances of the three people. They kept silent and watched them attentively. Even the student union cadres slowed down their work and distracted their attention to the stage.
The sketch continues.
"Brother Cheng, come on, let me ask you, why are you two fighting?" The aunt Jian Xinlan turned around and returned to her harmless and enthusiastic appearance.
"Why! He's making a deal for me!" Zhao Cheng said angrily.
Jian Xinlan said oh, "How can this be? You sell people for food, and he sells mice for food, which has nothing to do with each other. Besides, you can try it first and then buy it. Who dares to taste his thing?"
Zhao Cheng curled his lips: "Hmph! Who dares to taste it? I dares to taste it! My neighbor's couple quarreled. His wife took two packs of rat poison bought from Pang Can in anger. Not only did she not die, but her appetite also increased greatly. So, he must be a fake medicine!"
Unexpectedly, Jian Xinlan shook her head after hearing this: "Lao Cheng, you don't know this. The medicine that Lao Can sells is true. It's really "I'll die after taking it." Anyway, I have evidence."
Zhao Cheng looked at her in disbelief.
Jian Xinlan looked like she knew the inside story: "But, there is no such poisonous medicine now, unless it is the poisonous rat that is strong!"
"What? Poisonous rats are strong? Poisonous rats are strong. This is an illegal crime. It is hard tolerate national laws!" Zhao Cheng lowered his head and said to himself when he heard the hint.
Jian Xinlan took the opportunity to turn her back to him and smiled secretly at the audience.
"Come on, you both come here. If you have any opinions, please make money with kindness." Aunt Jian Xinlan turned around and returned to her enthusiastic attitude of persuading people.
"Hmph, it's unreasonable, I'll report you!"
"Hmph, the national law is hard tolerant, I will report you!"
The two of them spoke in a righteous tone at the same time.
Pang Can was angry: "Don't think I don't know, you are using poisonous rice!"
"Bah! You are selling the poisonous rat strong!" Zhao Cheng retorted unwillingly.
"You're talking nonsense!" Pang Can became anxious when he heard this.
Zhao Cheng also said angrily: "You are falsely accusing!"
The two people who heard the hint of aunt Jian Xinlan were finally fighting at this moment.
Chapter completed!