32. Ugly(1/2)
Zhou Yishan was stunned. Why did this sound so familiar? Is it not just people from the four major families who like to say such things?
"How did you think of it..."
"It's okay..."
"This one can't be photographed..."
...
In the second half of the night, amid the screenwriter's repeated sighs and doubts, the scripts of "The Crazy Python" and "Raiders of the Lost Ark" were released.
Berg took two scripts and looked at this one, reluctantly putting it down, then looked at that one, reluctantly letting it go, and reluctantly letting it go, and was extremely entangled.
Zhou Yishan looked funny, so he added fuel to the fire and added a lot of pounds, and said a little more about the "Crazy Python Disaster" series and the "Raider of the Lost Ark" series.
He found that Berg liked the most and was also good at filming romance films, and at the end he added "Titanic".
Berg's eyes completely changed!
And the eyes of these screenwriters were like Berg who had been hungry for decades, and they wanted to eat him in one bite!
Zhou Yishan had a cold war and opened the door and ran away.
"My daughter is more beautiful than Xiao Ruoyu, and she has never been in love..."
Berg's voice came from behind.
Do Martians like to introduce their daughters?
Zhou Yishan scratched his head.
When I returned to the tent, I didn’t go to practice deliberately. I took off my clothes and fell asleep. This was a very sweet sleep.
"Ah-Why are you not wearing clothes?" A woman's scream broke Zhou Yishan's dream of entering the paradise.
Zhou Yishan opened his eyes and found Xiao Ruoyu standing at the door covering his eyes, but his fingers were very big.
Beautiful girl, have you never seen such a stylish body!
Zhou Yishan was a little proud and a little embarrassed, after all, he was sleeping.
It is impossible for him to keep monitoring the surroundings when he sleeps. Of course, if he is dangerous and approaches, it will be different. Xiao Ruoyu just came to him for something, and he has no malice.
"How can you peek at my body? My innocence, my reputation!" Zhou Yishan howled in pain, "You want to compensate me for my losses!"
"Who peeked at you, so ugly!"
Xiao Ruoyu was embarrassed and broke in by herself. She found that she was sleeping and didn't run away. She was really peeking.
"You didn't see it, how do you know it's ugly?" Zhou Yishan suddenly stood up and said with confidence, "I just saw it. Don't be embarrassed, but the losses still need to be compensated!"
What an ugly thing, that big!
"Ah--" Xiao Ruoyu couldn't stand it anymore and ran out screaming.
"Miss, what's wrong?" Zhang Xiaolan ran over and said fiercely, "Who bullies you? I'll go find him!"
"Zhou...no, no one!"
Xiao Ruoyu entered the tent with a red face, and everything that had just happened was still circling in her mind.
He has a really good figure, a really good skin,... so big and ugly...
snort--
A little shy and a little fox-like pride.
In front of everyone, Zhang Xiaolan entered Zhou Yishan's tent and started to punish him. After a while, she came out with a blush and entered the tent.
"My face turned red, I definitely didn't do anything good..."
"The ears are all red, obviously I'm so angry..."
"A beautiful girl with a huge baby face, I don't know how to be merciful..."
"Why did the beauty go wherever he went to this Zhouyishan..."
...
When Zhou Yishan came out, everyone looked at him with the eyes of exploration, contempt, worship...
Fortunately, at this time Berg came out to announce that the crew had suspended the reorganization, which resolved Zhou Yishan's embarrassment.
For a moment, the atmosphere of the crew seemed a little weird.
At this time, Sam's Empire was completely in full bloom.
An incident known as the "Crown Games" in history broke out.
Major newspapers were revised overnight, and the TV stations broadcast it at night. The Internet, which is still in its prototype, also exploded with huge power.
Various media sent a large number of reporters overnight...
John Road Newsstand, Netherland.
"Come on an entertainment newspaper!"
"It's gone!"
"Then come to Fenxing Weekly!"
"It's gone, either!"
"Then you can just have a photo of Guanxi Rabbit on the spot!"
“Wow——hot!”
"Hey, it's tender and tender, and the butt is round. Isn't it more fun than women?"
... Such conversations were staged in newsstands across the country.
"My male god is actually... woo... woo... woo..."
"I used cucumbers to his photos last night...spout-spout-spout-spout-spout-spout-spout-spout-spout-spout-spout-spout-spout-spout-spout-spout-spout-spout-spout-spout-spout-spout-spout-spout-spout-spout-spout-spout-s
"From the future, I imagine my old man as an orangutan, and I will never..."
...
Lee Guanxi is worthy of the nickname of a woman killer, and women between the ages of eight and eighty are killed.
Countless girls, young women, and even wives cried with resentment, heartbroken, nauseated and vomited.
"The little girl in Class 1 won't like Li Guanxi now, right? I'll buy a lollipop..."
"Haha, that little white face is actually a rabbit...ha...ha...ha...ha..."
"Hmph-I've seen it long ago..."
"Fuck, what's the thing? When I was doing business last night, my wife actually called out the rabbit's name. She fuckingly imagined me like that thing..."
"Damn, your wife imagines you as that thing, it's said that Director Yan went to Xiaomi's house last night, and Xiaomi also called out that name..."
"Ah--Director Yan from the Inspectorate, tell me what's going on!"
"I'll tell you..."
...
Lee Guanxi is also worthy of being a public enemy of men. It is a blessing for men to be one to 100 years old!
Countless men have already started to invite cups to celebrate early in the morning.
The crew who are far away in Luofengshan still don’t know about all this.
After discussion, Berg finally decided to film "The Crazy Python Disaster".
The plot of Zhou Yishan’s revision is roughly: There is a mysterious tribe in the jungle of Luofeng Mountain - the Shuer tribe. According to legend, the Shuer tribe worships a man-eating python called "Green Water Python" and regards it as a god. This snake is cruel by nature and has amazing power. It tracks the disaster of the python disaster by the heat emitted by creatures. There is no chance of escape when it encounters it. Liu Xixi (played by Xiao Ruoyu), a big family lady from the media, is very interested in the legendary Shuer tribe. She and her classmate Tali (played by Zhang Xiaolan), and Danny (played by Zhou Yishan) who studies photography, organized a crew to prepare for a documentary about this mysterious tribe. The crew and a group of six (three bodyguards) entered the mysterious jungle with a full set of photography equipment. Along the way, they accidentally found the injured Paul
(To be determined). Paul told everyone that he had lived in the jungle for many years, mainly catching snakes, and claimed that he had seen Shure people with his own eyes. Everyone was half-believing, but it was obvious that Paul was very familiar with this place, and the crew still followed his guide. Since Paul joined, strange things have happened. Terry was venomous and was unconscious and wanted to be sent to the hospital for rescue. He was eager to save people, so everyone had to follow Paul's advice and change the route to find the hospital. But he never expected that all this was planned by Paul. His purpose was to use the crew to capture the snake. He led the crew to the snake's hole and poured monkey blood as bait. In order to survive, the unarmed crew fought with Paul. In addition, the man-eating python that had come and go without a trace was also staring at them.
Danny became the first male lead. Danny likes Liu Xixi, and Terry likes Danny, and joined the bloody love triangle of "The person I love doesn't love me".
At the same time, the scene of humans and animals interacting has been increased.
The plot setting is roughly the same as the original version, except that Luofeng Mountain does not have a big river like the Amazon River, so the ship is changed to a tent.
The crew rested for three days, during which time Berg invited veteran actor Ni Dahong to play Paul.
Ni Dahong is forty-eight years old, slightly fat, and has big eyes on his face all year round.
He can be said to be a professional bad guy. Every time he plays a bad guy, the flesh on his face can turn into a fierce and arrogant flesh, and the sinister and vicious look in his eyes makes people tremble.
Especially his two eye bags are even more so, anger, grief, distress, and trouble. His eye bags can be performed one by one.
During this period, Zhou Yishan entered the depths of the jungle and brought out a large number of jungle animals when he walked, of course, the black tiger family and a white giant snake that was 100 meters long.
The reason why he found such a white snake was that he liked the TV series "The Legend of the New White Snake" in his mind very much. No, it was not a TV series, it was Bai Suzhen!
After the first few days of shock, the crew members were less afraid of seeing jungle animals. The subsequent shooting was basically very smooth. Even the most difficult emotional scene for Zhou Yishan was remarkable under the training of Berg and Ni Dahong.
Zhang Xiaolan, who was filming for the first time, played the role of her true nature and played the resentment and lingering role in a very vivid way.
After more than two months of filming, "The Crazy Python Disaster" was successfully completed.
To be continued...