299. Pussy Fight, Featured
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Feelings are still because of yourself.
However, Sun Simiao is not afraid of knowing his grandmother's temper.
When we arrived, there were already many people surrounding us.
Sure enough, life in the countryside is too monotonous, and an old woman can even curse the streets and surround people in half of the village.
At this moment, Sun Simiao pulled away the crowd and saw Ma Dalan standing on the other side with a hoe and a handkerchief on her back. The old widow on the opposite side jumped three feet high and began to slapped her mouth endlessly.
The words of old women cursing the streets are nothing more than greeting the ancestors, greeting the mother, or the like, at most they curse the unfilial future generations.
No new ideas.
It is because the old widow who was scolding the street has a good voice. This curse is like a performer, and it turns three times in one tone.
Everyone laughed.
This is also why the old widow cursed and there were many people watching.
Who doesn't want to listen to it?
Seeing this scene, Sun Simiao was even more worried. Ma Dalan was not angry at this scene. What could it be?
I almost took out a handful of melon seeds and stood in the distance to watch the big show.
If it weren't for the fact that the one inside was my grandmother, the reason would be myself, this occasion would be really funny.
Ma Damou, others are afraid of you, but I am not afraid of you. Your old man is hiding in my yard every few days. I want it even if you are shameless!
Ma Dalan listened to any insults in front of her. When she suddenly heard this sentence, her face changed.
It doesn’t matter what she scolds her. I’m in a good mood and I’ll listen to her, but don’t involve her old man.
Don’t you know about his old man Ma Dalan?
Just two taels of wine are good. The old widow's wine is really good. Ma Dalan can't say it's not against her conscience.
But she could not ruin her reputation just because she went to drink two taels of wine.
The old widow knew that she was going to be scolded, so she stopped the sound and ran away.
Unfortunately it's too late.
Who is Ma Dalan?
Don't think that your hands and feet are too old, they are very quick.
This would be a step, and he grabbed the old widow's hair and pulled it hard.
The whole old lady lay on the ground.
Ma Dalan was not vague and sat directly on the old widow's back.
Then she held her hand.
The old widow faced down and chewed the mud in her mouth. How could she still scold her?
I was shameless and thought I was a widow, so I kept my reputation as a widow? What a thing!
I heard that you fart for a long time, and I really think that I was afraid of you? If I hadn't fired a shot back then, would you still be alive now?
An ungrateful thing, now your granddaughter is not as skilled as others. I don’t know that you are shrunk and you are a turtle at home. You are an immortal, and you are still jumping around. I think you are an old gua with yellow paint, which will kill you!
This is what I said.
Everyone laughed.
There are some idioms in rural areas that are very regional, especially older people who like to say a few words.
And Sun Simiao didn’t understand how old cucumbers could kill you by painting?
No matter how I thought about it, I couldn't figure it out, so my aunt reminded me:
The old cucumbers are all crispy inside. If you want to pretend to be tender, you need to apply a layer of yellow paint.
Who can think of this?
I've convinced my grandma.
The old widow faces down, and there is no need to force herself, so she will be screaming.
However, when Sun Mutou heard the news, he rushed over and hurried forward to plead with mercy:
Aunt Ma, you don’t know what my mother said. You have a lot of people, so don’t be as good as her. When I go back, I will deal with a few girls and will not let them talk nonsense in front of my mother.
The old widow is only Sun Mutou's son. Fortunately, Sun Mutou is also filial, so he knelt on the side and pleaded with mercy.
Ma Dalan is not really angry with the old widow, it is just that the old woman has no words.
She also wanted to teach her some lessons, and it was impossible for her to really not give the old widow a face.
As a result, there is no need to train children when it comes to things between children. This is a problem between me and your mother.
Ma Dalan is rare to talk to.
Sun Mutou nodded and responded.
Constant apologies.
Ma Dalan got up, the old widow turned over and began to cry, and sat on the ground and shot the dust on both sides.
This scene is so distinctive.
As soon as Ma Dalan stamped her feet, the old widow was so scared that she didn't dare to say anything.
But he was unwilling to give up and was about to continue crying.
Sun Mutou could not let his mother be embarrassed, so he stepped forward and carried me home with me on his back.
A good show ended like this, and I still feel unfinished when I see Sun Simiao.
However, she turned to face He Yixing's face that was shocked and changed color, and suddenly she felt better again.
This kid is quite interesting.
He said he had a problem with his heart, but he looked like he had never seen the world and was funny no matter how he looked at it.
But the old lady cursed, why did she scare him?
It doesn't seem to be a big problem.
Ma Dalan patted her trouser legs and saw that her granddaughter had already pressed her hoe on her small shoulder.
Sun Simiao was not good at resisting the big hoe, and she was shaking around.
Just your eyes are good, give it to me quickly and smash yourself again later!
He reached out and took away the big hoe on his granddaughter's shoulder and took a string of small tails home.
People in the village also met two children from the Sun family, one who looked at him but didn't say anything, but was fierce and fierce, and the other who smiled very well.
It was He Yixing and Xiaoya that started their rural summer life.
Every day, I either follow Sun Silin to touch my sister's monkeys, go to the river to catch fish, or go to the foot of the mountain to pick wild fruits or sour dates.
In less than half a month, they all became monkeys.
Sun Simiao was caught by Sun Sirui.
It is said that it is because I feel uncomfortable, and I always have someone to accompany me.
When going out to run wildly and accompanying my brother at home, Sun Simiao chose to stay.
Who made her not a white-skinned person? He Yixing, why should she not be tanned if she is too hot?
As for Sun Silin's guilt, he always brought some delicious food for his biological brother every time he came back.
He also brought a group of friends to play with Sun Sirui, but Sun Simiao, who was nominally at home, spread his body every day.
In the end, my aunt couldn't bear to bear it and pulled her to learn martial arts.
You can't waste your skills.
This is another project that makes Sun Simiao wail after Sushen.
My aunt’s martial arts are actually the basic skills of martial artists. They look simple, but they are troublesome.
Practice in summer and 39 in winter.
It's so tired to think about it.
But does she dare to say she doesn’t learn?
In the heart that it is better to have fun alone than to have fun.
There are many children in the Sun family yard practicing basic skills every day.
Charge!
These children are all here, and those adults are so happy that they don’t have to go to school this summer, and they are afraid that something will happen to their children. Someone is watching, so it’s not a waste of time.
Sun Simiao said it when she saw someone.
Those adults cooperated:
Give it, give it! We will help you do your work!
The strong laborers at home are not there, only Ma Dalan and Sun Shenguo. What can be done about this private land?
It’s okay to go to work, but the arrangements are all light and easy, but the ones in my own home are not.
With the help of the villagers, it was indeed different.
It's done with a lot of fun.
Help each other, very united.
Chapter completed!