Chapter 2 Xiu'er, is it really you?
Zeng Xiaobo and Zheng Feng were watching the fun on the side, and there were little stars in their eyes.
My god! Is there any such operation?
The boss is the boss, so awesome!
The first time I came to the city, I could talk to such a beautiful person when I came here. Moreover, I could have a great time talking to each other.
It seems that the beauty doesn't seem to be in a hurry to leave. Could it be that, like the younger sister, she is also attracted by the endless charm of the elder brother?
My god!
My boss!
It's also the first time I'm in the city, why are you so outstanding?
I have also not received nine-year compulsory education, why are you the only one who stands out?
Could it be that you are the legendary Xiu'er?
This is a rhythm that is about to burst into pieces!
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Although these two boys have no mobile phones to play with, they learned some simple Internet buzzwords with Ren Xiaoyao.
Their thoughts were interrupted by Ren Xiaoyao's joyful scream: "By the way, isn't this year the Year of the Pig? Why don't you just call you 'cute pig girl'! Didn't you see Peppa Pig very popular? Many products have her endorsements!"
Ren Xiaoyao, who often watches spam videos on his mobile phone, is indeed knowledgeable.
"Go to you, they are not pigs! Could it be that you want to be a 'pig man'?"
"'Pig Man'? I thought, but I don't have that ability! Alas, I'm ashamed to say that this is my first time entering the city and I don't even know the road. Well, given that I've been chatting with you for so long, can you tell me how to get to No. 1 Middle School?"
"Who wants you to chat with me? Yes. By the way, who are you? Why are you doing in such a hurry to go to No. 1 Middle School?"
"We are students, what else can we do when we go to No. 1 Middle School? Of course we are studying!"
"Ah? Student? Students who went to No. 1 Middle School?" The beautiful young woman suddenly lost her vigor. "What do you mean by saying "Go to No. 1 Middle School", "kill and ask while killing", and "take down"?"
"Uh! It's just a catchphrase, I think it's very stylish to speak like this! Haha, didn't you scare the 'cute pig girl'?"
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When the beautiful young woman heard this, she suddenly felt cold sweat. How could she have the intention to get involved in the unhappy title of "cute pig girl"?
It's over!
Combining my idea of "I have to stop these criminals even if I don't work", it turned out to be a huge joke. I don't know what the leaders who have neither seen me nor received a call for leave will deal with me?
It's over!!
I'm afraid this time I've committed a crime.
According to the Public Security Administration Punishment Law, calling a fake police officer is illegal! If the impact is huge and the adverse consequences are caused, you will be detained and fined.
She had been hoping that the police would arrive as soon as possible, and her thoughts immediately changed: she hoped that the police on duty who received the police would be unable to serve due to many negligence in the matter; she hoped that even if the police were sent, she would not make too big moves and would not alarm too many people.
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However, the idea is beautiful and the reality is skinny.
A chaotic sirens from far to near instantly shattered the beautiful young woman's wish!
Just as the sirens sounded, a sudden change occurred.
Three short-haired young men wearing long robes and wandering around the park gate suddenly rushed towards the beautiful young woman, Ren Xiaoyao and others.
When there were still 5 meters, three long swords were suddenly pulled out from under the robe. Under the morning light, it seemed like a hint of cold air was emitting.
When the beautiful young woman facing the park gate saw her, her eyes were straightened and her face was fading: "There are... gangsters! Run away quickly!"
But my legs became weak and collapsed straight to the ground, and my heart was already in a mess: Is there really a criminal? That long sword is so scary! It's over, my life is probably really out of order. Why didn't I report to the fake police?
Although Ren Xiaoyao, Zeng Xiaobo and Zheng Feng are the first brothers in Jianghu, they are those who have been practicing martial arts for many years and are very quick to react.
The three of them quickly turned around. Before they could stand firm, they all had an iron bridge board and narrowly avoided the long sword sweeping across the waist. Then, they supported the ground with one foot with one hand and kicked the other quickly forward.
"Bang", "Ouch", "Bang" several times, and three young men in long robe were immediately hit.
The knife flies.
People retreat.
The three people who defeated the enemy in one move jumped up with one "carp fight" and said, "
Ren Xiaoyao, who almost died unjustly, couldn't help but get angry: "Second, I've left these three people to you! You can just have fun, don't kill me!"
"Okay, boss, please see."
Before Zeng Xiaobo finished speaking, he rushed forward and soon fought with three young men in robe.
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Seeing that Ren Xiaoyao and the other two were surprisingly uniform, the beautiful young woman who was still shocked had forgotten that she was still sitting on the ground, staring at Ren Xiaoyao with her eyes wide open and star-studded.
"So you are actors? Are you shooting kung fu movies? Why didn't you say it earlier? I'm really scared to death!"
"Hey, this handsome guy, can I get on the camera too? Even if it's three seconds. No, it's OK for one second."
"Today's experience is really exciting! First, I suspected that there were terrorists, but after calling the police, I found out that the person was calling the fake police; then there was a gangster who appeared, and after being scared, I realized that it was filming a movie! It was like being filming a movie. Yes, isn't this just filming a movie? Hehe, I actually became an extra inadvertently!"
"The fight and screams just now are so real, it's the same as the real one! Even if I witnessed it on the shooting site, I can't see any fake things at all."
"Little handsome guy, have you always been so real in filming? It's so rare. Nowadays films are actually liars to put it bluntly! There are so many fake shots that can be seen at a glance."
"I don't want a pay, I just want to be on the camera!"
"It's worth it! Even if you are fired by the company, it's worth it! As long as you have good qualities, where can't you find a job?"
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The beautiful young woman finally stopped after a few minutes.
She felt something was wrong.
Because it's too quiet!
Six actors, the latecomer holding a long knife, fainted behind the flower bed, and the other three were looking at him with surprise.
What's the situation?
Could it be that they wanted me to be the heroine when they saw that they were beautiful?
Oh my God, is it really that good?
No, they are just actors, and they should not make decisions. Only directors have this power.
director?
That's right, where is the director? Where is the person in charge of the camera?
All of this set of fighting scenes have been taken, so they should have appeared!
Even in order to maximize the authenticity, the three actors who were beaten up should be treated in time? Otherwise, what should I do if the root cause of the disease is found?
Seeing that the three young men in robe were still motionless, they felt a sense of admiration: they were all so hurt that they had to insist on shooting the follow-up shots. These actors are really dedicated!
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The kind-hearted beautiful young woman is full of thoughts, why is Ren Xiaoyao also wrong?
Shooting a movie?
actor?
On the camera?
What does it mean? Why did my head start to get a little messy? Scroll it quickly.
Could it be that you are really making a movie?
But no one said hello in advance!
If the three of us hadn't been weak, we would have been sad. What else would we do? What kind of movies are you doing?
No, it’s definitely not a movie! I still have this count. Because the three actors were knocked unconscious and no one showed up, how could anyone make a movie like this?
Can such a film and television company have good actors?
Since it is not a movie, what explanation can these three young men in robe do? Are they crazy people who ran out of the mental hospital?
Unlike, the madman should not have such good skills.
How come you kill someone without saying a word? Who will provoke whom will be recruited by labor and capital?
This is too lacking in the style of a master! At least you have to shout "just the trick"?
If the beautiful sister hadn't reminded me in time... the boat of life would have been overturned!
Although grandpa is unfair, his words are correct: Although urban life is colorful, dangers are everywhere.
Judging from today's experience, it's really hard to guard against!
"The city is a trick, I want to go back to the countryside." I just smiled at this sentence before, but how could I know the hardships contained in it? Today I finally experienced it myself.
But this trick is too deep, right? My God, the life of labor and capital is almost lost.
Chapter completed!