Then, Lu Xiaobei typed: "Xiaoluo egg, remember that someone knocks on the door and don't open it later, otherwise he might be beaten to death!"

Lu Ban: "Puff... Who has my profession Sanda King ever been afraid of?"

Lu Xiaobei smiled!

"Old Tiemen, Guai Wang has the latest high-tech and has now been arranged to go to this little luodan home. Let's live broadcast to see what kind of person this little luodan is."

After saying that, the scene in Lu Xiaobei's live broadcast room turned around and a fat, sloppy man appeared, surrounded by takeout, garbage, and was surrounded by flies, holding his cell phone and cursing.

"This Li Bai Shi Lezhi! Want to lie to me? He still sent someone here? Who is so fucking so much that he will come to my house all the way..."

After the picture changed, the entire live broadcast room was filled with fun!

"I'll go, the king of kids can not only cheat in the game, but also cheat in reality!"

"This is the rhythm of Xiao Luban being beaten up in a live broadcast!"

"I've seen the end of this troll!"

"Damn it, is it so cool!"

"Poor to this keyboard warrior, I don't know that he has been monitored by the King of Hang."

Dongdongdongdongdongdong!

After a violent knock on the door, the keyboard man's face obviously changed.

Could someone really come to beat me?

Li Bai: "If you have the guts, open the door! My brother is already waiting for you at your doorstep! Believe it or not, you will doubt your life?"

Combined with the content of Lu Xiaobei typing, this keyboard warrior was a little hesitant.

However, seeing Li Bai, who has always been low-key, starts to criticize him like this and is so arrogant, the keyboard man gritted his teeth and typed: "Who are you scaring? It's just a coincidence!

You wait!"

The keyboard man who didn't believe in evil walked on a slipper, grabbed his oily hair with his big belly, and cursed, "Who is it! It's midnight! Knock, knock, knock your sister! I'm sick!"

This guy is quite cautious and knows to ask who it is first, instead of opening the door directly.

"Hello, Dongfeng Express, is there an iPhone here                                                        �

Hearing this, the keyboard man’s eyes lit up!

It must be whose express delivery was wrong!

In this case, as long as you receive the express delivery yourself, the responsibility will be the courier!

Hahaha, my broken Redmi phone can finally be replaced!!!

Delightful!

"Okay, open the door right away! Hahaha, there was a stupid man who just now lied to me and said I would send my little brother to beat me... Oh my god..."

As soon as the door opened, the keyboard warrior was completely confused!

I saw three strong men with a tiger back and a bear waist standing at the door, wearing professional boxer costumes, looking at him with bad eyes.

The strong man in the lead snatched the phone from the keyboard warrior and took a look.

"Parastic, coach, that's this guy!"

"Okay, it turns out that you, a fat man, have just scolded us and gave us a head, so you can't pick up girls without a coach!"

"Boy, didn't you say you are the three-time Sanda champion? Come on, I'm here to play, and the boxing champions in the World Championship will meet you in two times!!!"

The big fist of the sand bowl reached in front of the keyboard warrior.

It scared the boy so much that he was so timid that he was as timid as a sensational eggplant.

The fans in the live broadcast room were stunned!

I'll take it!

What the King of Guard is actually saying is true!

He can really summon the boxing champion to tyrannically swear Lu Ban in the game!

The live broadcast exploded instantly!

"Damn, isn't this a scene I dream about every day?"

"Upstairs 1! Damn, every time I encounter a cheating person, I want to find a few people to beat you up!"

"The King of Hang is so amazing!"

"The plug-in in the game is so powerful, I didn't expect that the King of Hang is still such a person with status and status outside the game!"

"Hahahaha, this keyboard man was so scared!"

"Stay clamoring! Keep being crazy! Why are you so cowardly now?"

The keyboard warrior was beaten up by several boxing champions and screamed like a pig.

However, he did not apologize and beg for mercy like these people. Instead, he took his cell phone and said with a voice:

"Brother Li Bai! No, Dad Li Bai! Grandpa Li Bai! Ancestor Li Bai!!!"

"I was wrong! Please spare me, I will never give up the heads again!"

"I will do whatever you ask me to do, buff, head, and soldiers! Please spare me!"

He actually believed the lies that Lu Xiaobei asked these people to come to!

However, Lu Xiaobei didn't know this group of national team players at all!

But Lu Xiaobei still pretended to type in the game: "What have you done long ago? I don't know how many teammates you have harmed!

This time I will treat you as a lesson!”

"ah!!!!!"

"I will never cheat anyone again, please let me go!"

"I... I'll help the old man cross the road, I'll give up my seat to the children, I'll go to the girls' bathhouse to help the beauty scrub for free..."

"Your sister! You're also scrubbing the beauty, what good things are you thinking about?" Lu Xiaobei laughed angrily.

"I'm so happy, this keyboard warrior is quite funny!"

"If this guy can stop playing games in the future, it is his greatest contribution to mankind."

"King of Hang, it's almost done, let these people take their magical powers!"

Lu Xiaobei nodded and said, "Okay, I forgive you."

After saying that, he cut the screen back to the live broadcast room.

Forgive me is forgiveness, but he doesn't know the national team at all, and it will be in trouble if it continues to be played.

The keyboard warrior said with relief: "Thank you, thank you!"

Turning his head and saying to the three professional boxers, "You brothers have forgiven me, why don't you let me go!"

Liangzi: "..."

Brother Niu: “…”

Uncle San: "…"

The three of them looked at this guy like they were crazy, and then...

Slap!

Then came up with a left thrust, a right whip leg and a left jab!

a long time.

Liangzi spitted on the keyboard warrior and cursed: "Young man, unethical, rat tail juice!"

...

...

On the other hand, because of the scene that made people laugh, the popularity of Lu Xiaobei’s live broadcast room instantly increased to 3 million!

There is already one-third of Zhang Daxian’s peak popularity!

Lu Xiaobei believes that as long as you persist in sowing, not changing your style, and surpassing the great immortal, it will be a matter of time.

"Okay, let's continue to rank, guess which [lucky one] I can rank this time." Lu Xiaobei began to interact with the audience.

"If the King of Gua can use plug-in to locate the beauty this time, I will give you all the fish balls I have accumulated for many years!"

"Yes, I always see you abuse the professional players, and the male anchor is a little tired of it!"

"If I can get a beautiful girl, I will eat three pounds on a live broadcast, and remember my id."

"Don't ask too much. It's already amazing to be able to rank professional players with plug-ins!"

"Yes, how could you come when you want a beautiful girl, and if you want a professional player?"

Just as the audience questioned Lu Xiaobei's plug-in capabilities, the system's voice sounded again.

bite!
Chapter completed!