Chapter 3 Second Uncle
This is amazing!
If someone knows the function of this tripod, it will definitely be sold to a sky-high price!
He could imagine that if this cauldron could really see the scene in the distance through the void no matter where it was, it would be absolutely very popular!
The best voyeurism tool, the magical object that countless gentlemen dream of!
Ahem...
Of course, this is just thinking about it. He cannot sell the small tripod. Even if it is apart from its function, it is a very meaningful research work based on its weight. From the perspective of time, it is even more of an ancient cultural relic!
It was too late for him to keep it for himself!
Eh?
He thought about this, but suddenly became stunned and inadvertently lifted the small tripod!
Has it become lighter?
At this moment, before he could think about it, he left the corpse of Xiaoding, as if he had lost some carrying power, and instantly turned into a pile of powder!
Looking at this scene, Lin Hao's mouth gradually opened into an O-shaped shape.
It’s not that he had seen the scene of bones turning into ashes in science fiction movies, but they were all specially made. As a semi-professional archaeologist, of course he knew it was impossible.
But just now, such an impossible thing really happened!
Under his nose, a pile of ashes turned into a pile!
"It's nothing to do with me!"
His scalp was numb, he took a few steps back, and said quickly, as if he was comforting himself.
After thinking about it, he quickly stuffed the small tripod into his pocket.
This was just a habitual action, but he forgot how heavy the small tripod was. His already torn clothes were completely broken, and a hole was torn open. The small tripod fell directly to the ground and smashed a big hole.
this…
His face changed, and he finally realized that it was not that the little tripod had become lighter, but that his strength had become bigger and terrifying!
It must be those red liquids!
There was no other possibility, but getting stronger was a good thing after all, and he didn't think too much about it. He just looked at the clothes that had already become cloth strips on his body, and then looked at the piece on the ashes.
After hesitating, he put the beast robe on his ashes on his body.
Although the beast robe is also very worn, it can at least cover the body, and it is about the same size as his. However, when he picked up the clothes, he found that there was a tortoise shell under the beast robe, which was engraved with words, but the words were very ancient and he could not recognize them at all.
Another antique?
He glanced at it for a moment, then put away the tortoise shells, then looked at the huge rocks blocking the cave.
He narrowed his eyes, the gray world overlapped with the normal world again, and countless dense cracks emerged from his eyes again.
Following these cracks, he swung the small cauldron in his hand and smashed it forward!
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
The hard rocks were smashed into pieces like tofu under the square cauldron, bursting into pieces and hitting the surroundings, hitting the rock wall, causing the entire cave to roar and shock.
kindness?
Outside the cave, the fat man was stunned and looked towards the direction of the cave landslide.
At this moment, the stones that collapsed at the entrance of the cave suddenly burst, as if they were blasted. Four or five large stones of one meter cubic cube were knocked down in a thousand kilograms of small tripods, and all of them exploded!
Ahem...
Lin Hao choked on a few mouthfuls of dust, swept the smoke and dust with his hands, then grabbed the four-sided cauldron and walked out, wearing a worn beast robe, with a gray head, just like a savage from the mountain.
"Ao~"
But before he could come back to his senses, he saw the little fat man not far away screaming, and rushed towards him excitedly like he had taken hormones.
"Second uncle!!!"
The little fat man yelled, his voice shook far away in the valley, which made Lin Hao's brain buzzing, and his ears suddenly became deaf. He had originally planned to avoid it, but he suddenly froze in place and was directly hugged by the little fat man.
Very heavy!
Lin Hao's face suddenly turned white. His first reaction was the weight of this fat man, and he didn't even pay attention to the name of this little fat man.
Too scary!
Judging from his knowledge, although the little fat man looks fat, he is still young after all, at most fifteen or sixteen years old. After all, he is only the height of his shoulders, at most more than one hundred kilograms.
But when he hugged him, Lin Hao knew that he was wrong, and that he was ridiculously wrong!
You know, he can easily lift the Sifang Xiaoding now, and his strength is much greater than before. Even so, he was almost overwhelmed by the little fat man, which shows that the little fat man is so heavy.
"Uncle Second! Uncle Second! I know! You are not dead! You are not dead!"
"How could you die before you marry that woman Nie Li? You must have succeeded, right?"
The fat man kept roaring, which made Lin Hao's ears numb. It was not until the last question that he relaxed from Lin Hao, looking at Lin Hao with excitement, and tears were almost flowing out.
Lin Hao was about to say something, but as soon as he saw him like this, he immediately swallowed his words.
He suspected that the fat man's second uncle was actually the bone, but he couldn't say it.
Because that man is dead...
The little fat man looked simple and looked at Lin Hao's expression. He was very excited. He was wearing a simple animal leather jacket and had already patched many parts, but the patch was very rough, with the thread sewing very much, revealing the wheat-colored skin.
What is this place?
How could there be such simple clothing conditions?
Lin Hao frowned a little. He was thinking about it when he was in the cave just now, but he really couldn't figure out where the earth would have such backward situations. Even the poor mountain village should have at least weaving cloth, but what he saw was the most primitive animal skin, and even the treatment was very rough!
Moreover, a young man weighing more than a thousand pounds, a small four-sided tripod with a big fist but outrageous weight...
The more he thought about it, the more he felt. No matter how he thought about these abnormal things, they were not found on earth, and even any of them could become a great discovery that shocked the century. But now they appeared one after another. All of this pointed to a bad guess, and his face became more ugly...
Could it be that he... is really not on Earth?
That star map not only sent him out of the pyramid, but also sent him out of the earth directly!
Wo Ri, this is a big deal!
And not only did he give away the earth, but he also gave away an identity for free!
Thinking of this, his face became a little complicated.
"Uncle Second, you have changed!"
At this moment, the little fat man suddenly said seriously.
When Lin Hao heard this, he felt a little confused. Although he had not planned to pretend, he was suddenly discovered and his heart beat faster, just as if someone who did not do anything wrong was suddenly tested by a lie detector.
"You are much thinner than before, and you didn't feel estrus when you heard the name of Nie Li!"
The little fat man said with a serious face.
Lin Hao, who was already mentally prepared, suddenly heard this and was stunned at first, but he didn't react. Then he reacted and almost made his nose irritated!
At this time, the expression on the little fat man's face relaxed, softened a little, and then continued: "You used to like talking very much, and always talked about my life ideals."
"You like to tell me the story of you killing monsters."
"I like to say that Nie Li grew a few inches taller and what kind of tactics he has mastered."
"I like to say what you gave her."
"like…"
Lin Hao was a little out of breath at first, but as he listened, he slowly calmed down and his face became more and more strange.
From the little fat man's mouth, he probably understood what kind of person that "second uncle" was.
A fat man who loves to dream all day long, a stalker who likes goddesses but doesn't dare to pursue them. He usually likes to brag with his younger generations, and only knows how to talk about his life ideals all day long...
Wait... Wait... This is the wrong pace!
The more Lin Hao thought about it, the more strange his face became. No matter how he looked, he was a typical waste!
God, are you playing with me?
It’s okay to send it to this place, but I’m grateful to you assign an identity to me, but what’s wrong with arranging such a waste to me if you have nothing to do?
The more Lin Hao thought about it, the more he became, the more wrong he felt. He always felt that things were not that simple, and he might have something waiting for him.
...
"But it's okay. No matter what you become, you are my second uncle..."
Finally, the little fat man suddenly laughed, tears flowed out, touching Lin Hao's face. Although he was smiling, Lin Hao clearly felt that he was crying...
After squirming, Lin Hao just wanted to say something at this time, but he couldn't speak to such a fat man.
Say sorry, did you recognize the wrong person? Or would you comfort him?
Lin Hao shook his head in his heart, but it was also a little strange. Could it be that he really looked like that person, but he had lost a little weight?
Do you really want to use it with his identity?
Just as he was thinking about this, suddenly, his stomach started to scream again.
When the little fat man heard this, he quickly wiped his eyes, "Uncle Second, I'll take you home!"
As he said this, he was standing next to Lin Hao, and directly raised Lin Hao's shoulders and helped him walk forward.
Lin Hao wanted to refuse, he could leave himself, but the little fat man was too strong and could not resist at all. I don’t know if the little fat man was too excited or something, and he didn’t even notice his resistance.
"Uncle Second, it's great that you are alive. Humph, now, who dares to touch my Lin family's things, don't worry, I have become a soldier this year, and who dares to think about our Lin family's things! Whoever dares to think about me will break someone's legs!"
Here comes...
Chapter completed!