Chapter 90 Whoever loses gets off(1/2)
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Xiao Zhouhou suddenly felt excited and hurriedly asked him what was fun about it.
Shi Wei said, "Empress, be careful, please let me prepare."
Shi Wei asked the servant to make a few pieces of paper, which were cut and painted, and he was very busy.
Xiao Zhouhou and Xiao Yun, the master and servant, watched him toss and make trouble with curiosity. Looking at the table of paper, both the master and servant were puzzled.
Half an hour later, Shi Wei finally made a stack of thick cards.
He then neatly put the card in a semicircle on the table, and smiled and said, "Since the Empress is bored, I will teach the Empress to play a game of killing time, and I will definitely like it."
Xiao Zhouhou picked up a card casually, looked at the peach-shaped spots painted on it, and his face was full of strange colors, and couldn't help but ask: "I have never seen such a toy before. I wonder what this is?"
“This thing is called poker.”
"poker?"
The master and servant repeated in unison, and the two looked at each other, and all the water Lingling's eyes were confused.
Shi Wei smiled and said, "I learned this thing from a Hu Shang in the Western Regions. The name is quite strange, but it is very interesting to play."
He patiently explained to them every card and some basic rules and regulations in the poker patiently.
After Xiao Zhou and the others lived in this mansion, they were already so bored that they were so bored. Now when they encountered such new things, they naturally felt curious.
This playing card is not very complicated. Xiao Zhou Hou is also smart. After Shi Wei's explanation, he roughly got to know about it.
"I probably understand the meaning of each card, but how to play it?" Xiao Zhou Hou asked with a hand of cards.
Shi Wei said: "There are many ways to play poker. Today we happen to have three of us, so I will teach you how to play the 'Dirty Landlord'."
"Direlor?"
When he heard the fresh words again, the master and servant of the little Zhou Hou shouted again.
"There are exactly three people fighting against the landlords. One of them acts as a rich and unkind rich man bully, and the other two acts as oppressed farmers. The farmer wants to join forces to deal with the landlords. Whoever gets the cards in his hand first wins."
Shi Wei explained it, but the two still didn't understand it. Shi Wei said, "Let's do it like this, let's play a few games first, learn while playing, it's easy to understand."
So Shi Wei washed the cards a few times, sat around the table three times, and started playing with this Landlord.
After the first few games, Xiao Zhou and the others were naturally unfamiliar with each other, so Shi Wei patiently gave them guidance and explanations, and after a few games, he basically understood it.
At this time, Xiao Zhouhou said happily: "I understand everything. Isn't it just a game of troublemakers and rebellion? You don't need to teach me anymore. Let's play it seriously this time."
Seeing that Xiao Zhou was so confident, Shi Wei, the master, was a little "unhappy". He said, "Since the Empress is so confident, it's not interesting to just play. We should bet on something to be interesting."
Xiaoyun next to him said, "Then bet on the bar, whoever loses will drink."
"Okay, just bet on wine." Xiao Zhou Hou agreed without hesitation.
Shi Wei has a strong alcohol tolerance and is playing poker. As the "original creator", how could he be afraid of her and the other two?
He agreed immediately.
So, in this summer, the three of them surrounded the stone table in the chaotic garden and played with Landlords that only appeared in a thousand years later.
In the first dozen games, Shi Wei naturally won more than he lost, and Xiao Zhouhou and Xiao Yun took turns drinking.
After playing for a while, the two of them became more and more skilled, and gradually they tied with Shi Wei.
As she played, Shi Wei began to be more and more amazed, wondering if it was a woman from ancient times to the present, and she had an innate talent for life-wasting games like mahjong and poker. She had just learned it for a while and she began to catch up with her.
Shi Wei was not convinced, and the more he fought, the more he became more fierce, and he drank more and more.
Before I knew it, the setting sun was setting, and it was almost evening.
The stone pavilion was already filled with empty wine pots, but the few people fought no matter how they won.
However, Shi Wei's alcohol content is very comparable. Although he drank a lot of alcohol, he was still only three points drunk and seven points awake at this time.
But Xiao Zhouhou and Xiao Yun were not able to do it. After drinking a few pots of wine, they are almost half drunk now.
"If you don't gamble, I will get drunk if you bet." Xiao Zhouhou stuttered and complained.
Seeing that the two of them had fun, Shi Wei smiled and said, "It's almost night now, I'll just play here today. I'll play with the Queen another day."
As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Zhouhou waved his hand and said, "How can that be? We haven't decided the winner yet. Change the gambling method and let's continue playing."
At this time, she was drunk and her beautiful face was as beautiful as fire, and a confused look was flowing in her eyes.
He was so drunk that Ruyi accidentally exposed the lower half of her shoulders, but she didn't realize it.
Under the influence of alcohol, Shi Wei suddenly had evil thoughts in his heart after observing Xiao Zhou's appearance.
His eyes turned a few times, and Shi Wei's mouth tilted, and a trace of malicious smirk quietly passed by.
He immediately slapped the table and said, "Okay, it's rare that Empress is happy today, I will accompany you to the end. Since we want to bet again, we can just bet on some exciting things, otherwise we won't have enough fun."
"What did you say you bet on?" Xiao Zhou Hou stretched out his lotus-like arms and slapped the stone table like him.
Shi Wei laughed and said, "Let's just take off your clothes. Whoever loses will take off your clothes. I wonder if the Empress dares to gamble?"
If it were normal times, Shi Wei proposed such a "fresh" gambling method, Xiao Zhou would have been embarrassed and immediately.
But at this time, she was drunk and her reason was suppressed, but she was much more relaxed than usual.
After a moment of silence, Xiao Zhouhou said carelessly: "Okay, just bet on this, I won't be afraid of you."
She was drunk five minutes later, forgot where she was, and called herself "I" again.
"This... is too inelegant, I won't play with me." Xiaoyun was not as drunk as Xiao Zhou. When she heard Shi Wei's suggestion, she was shy to refuse.
As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Zhou pulled her hand and said unhappily: "I don't even feel anything indecent, you are shy and don't let it go."
Xiaoyun dared not disobey her orders, so she had to agree with shame.
Shi Wei then dealt the cards again, and the first time he started again was his turn to be the landlord.
When Shi Wei picked up the cards in one hand and saw them, he couldn't help but smile secretly.
Two 2, three a, and one king.
A good hand of cards.
"Oh, why are you so unlucky? This seems to be a tragedy."
Shi Wei pretended to touch a bad card, knocked on his forehead and murmured with a look of melancholy.
When Xiao Zhouhou saw his cards, the largest one was 2, he thought that all the cards should be in Xiaoyun's hands.
When Xiaoyun saw that her cards were not good, she thought that the cards would definitely be with the Queen Mother.
Both of them thought that this was up to each other, so they raised their heads, looked at each other and made a hint.
Seeing her and the other people wink there, Shi Wei couldn't help but laugh.
When he started playing cards, Shi Wei was not ruthless at all, and he threw the cards out loud. Finally, the king ended with the third belt and two.
"You are so good at cards, but you still pretend not to be good. You are so cunning." Xiao Zhou threw the cards in his hand on the table and complained in anger.
Shi Wei laughed and said, "Empress, this is called "Soldiers, I won this game. Should Empress and Xiaoyun..."
Shi Wei did not speak out directly, but showed it with his eyes.
"If you take it off, I will accept the loss."
Queen Xiao Zhou felt so happy that she stood up and acted as she wanted to take off her clothes.
Shi Wei's eyes suddenly became round, waiting to see the scene where the fragrant shoulders and jade neck were exposed.
However, Xiao Zhouhou bent down and took off his left foot's embroidered shoes easily.
"Shoes are OK, too?" Shi Wei was stunned.
Xiao Zhou Hou shook the red shoes and said with a smile: "Of course, forget it, you didn't say it in advance."
Well, you little Zhou Hou, you said that I am cunning, and you are not weak either.
Looking down at Xiao Zhouhou's smooth and delicate, carved like jade and made into barefoot, Shi Wei's heart was enough to shake.
His interest became more and more intense, so he shuffled the cards and said, "Very good, let's come again."
After opening the card again, Shi Wei and Xiao Yun became farmers, and Xiao Zhou became landlords.
Shi Wei's card is still good. He originally thought he could beat Xiao Zhou Hou, the landlord, but he didn't expect that Xiao Yun, the girl, would actually play Wu Jian and help Xiao Zhou Hou win this game.
"I said Xiaoyun, we are in the same group, you are obviously helping the Empress." Shi Wei, who lost the card, complained.
"How could I do it? I just learned how to play cards, so it's not good." Xiao Yun smiled and excused herself, and said that, she took off one of her shoes.
Xiao Zhouhou said proudly: "My Lord Shi, if you lose, you will lose. Don't talk so much nonsense, take off your shoes as soon as possible."
Shi Wei felt so frustrated as he watched the master and servant join together to "bully" him.
Shi Wei sighed helplessly. He was about to lean over to take off his boots, but suddenly, he had a bad idea.
He stood up shakingly, stretched out his hand, untied his clothes with a calm expression, and took off his shirt.
To be continued...