Chapter 22 Dinghai Shenzhen
Chapter 22 Dinghai Shen Needle
The away game between England and Poland was scheduled. The "Three Lions" easily defeated their opponents 2:0 with the goals of Rooney and Sturridge.
Stewart won the fourth victory after coaching England, two friendly matches and two European Cup Group D qualifiers. England scored 16 goals in four games. Stewart's reputation further increased, and the English media even praised the example of his long-time daughter-in-law becoming a mother-in-law.
"Pearce, who has a younger mind, inherited Hodgson's idea of reforming England, but he did more thoroughly. Currently, there are only two players in England who are over thirty years old, and the rest are Glen Johnson and David Bentley. The others are thirty years old, and the others are young players, which maintains the team's vitality and fighting spirit."
"Stuart's tactical thinking is very simple. He did what Hodgson wanted to do and did not dare to do. Liberate Shaq, allowing Shaq to exert more offensive talent. With just one move, Stewart received a generous reward. Stewart's four consecutive wins after coaching the team was based on Liberate Shaq."
"Stuart is very lucky, Shaq is still in a stable state, and the other Wayne of the 'Manchester United's Gemini' is also in a hot state this season. Wayne's consecutive goals have allowed Shaq to put his shooting boots on the shelf and organize the team's offense with peace of mind."
The English media did not have a high opinion of Stewart, the new leader of the "Three Lions", and everyone believed that he was also holding Shaq's thigh, while Stewart was very low-key and did not argue, but just silently carried out his own work.
Stewart Pierce is 52 years old and he is much younger than Hodgson, which makes him more thorough in the transformation of the "Three Lions", and what he is really good at is not training players or tactics. And inspiring and managing players' fighting spirit.
Although Stewart has just taken office for a short time, the locker room has become more cohesive. Only one older person likes to pull the hills. Jagilka plays football at Tottenham Hotspur, and his reputation is not as good as Terry. Moreover, he has never served as the absolute main player in the England team, so he is naturally honest.
As for the group of young people, most of these people were originally from Stewart's England Youth Team, and now they are naturally obedient. So the locker room of the "Three Lions" has never been as quiet as it is now!
The quiet locker room and the strong fighting spirit of the players determine that although the English team's tactics have not changed much from the Hodgson era, their record has always remained stable. As for Stewart's ability, it really takes until the European Championship to reflect it.
As soon as the game against Poland was over, "Little Fat" discussed with Shaq: "Hey Shaq. Let's find a place to have a happy time?"
Rooney was furious. When this lewd guy thought of the group P, he felt excited and his body trembled. It was a tremor from the depths of his soul. He also attributed his recent hot state to this group sport, and he could score goals almost every game, which was a state he had never had when he was young. "Little Fat" even felt that he was in the golden period of his career now.
Rooney raised the topic, and Nani also spoke: "Shak, Poland specializes in beautiful women of temperament. Moreover, these women are tall and plump, and they are not as big as breasts and fat ass, but they are very lewd! Have you heard of it? There is a Polish girl who fights six hundred men alone without taking a rest!"
"This is something! I know too!" Rooney shouted: "This has become a piece of news, and it has also been on the media!"
Seeing these two sluts looking like they looked dirty, Shaq was so angry that he almost cursed... You two bitches, our intimacy has reached 100%, and I am still having sex with you!
At this time, Shaq had already hated the way of improving the intimacy between his teammates by the "Black Feet" system, but he did not find that other methods could be improved. Now he has been at Manchester United for almost three months, and the intimacy between those teammates and themselves is only 63%, as if it can only increase by 1% in a month. This will reach more than 95% of the year of the Monkey and Horse Month!?
At present, there is only Rooney in front of him in the entire "Red Devils" team. Nani and Shaq are wearing pairs of pants. They can now share Shaq's teammate bonus skills that have just reached 96 points.
Speaking of which, when Shaq was at Leeds United, he was worried that his teammates had too few bonus skills, but now he has to work hard to improve his intimacy with his teammates. Shaq was even more worried that if he refused, his intimacy with Rooney and Nani would decrease.
When Shaq was hesitating, Rooney's words made him completely give up his struggle: "Shaq, you kid don't know, right? Prostitution in Poland is legal, so if we come here without experiencing the taste of Polish women, we will be sorry for ourselves!"
Well!
Prostitution...legalized!?
After Shaq stayed silent, he suddenly realized that he had sb. Why did he forget such an important information?
In Europe, countries that have completely legalized prostitution include the Netherlands, Germany, and Austria, Switzerland, the United Kingdom, the Czech Republic and other countries have adopted semi-legalization and used surveillance and control to control the porn industry.
Since that's the case... Well, what else can I hesitate about?
After thinking about this, Shaq set out with Rooney and Nani without saying a word, and Shaq suddenly had an idea in his mind. Since he only knows that this method can improve the intimacy between himself and his teammates, he can set up a "swordsman team" in Manchester United. Although most of the Manchester United stars have families, careers or girlfriends, Papadopoulos, De Gea and others can still develop it!
After thinking of such a bad idea, Shaq was very happy to go out with two lustful guys for fun. The three of them really deserved this trip. They saw the strength of Polish women.
After Nani paid the taxi driver 20 euros, they were taken to the highest-level club in Warsaw. After the three of them chose three beautiful and stunning girls, they went out to drink some wine and then went back to the hotel.
As a result, a night passed, and the next morning, Nani shouted that they were hurt by the back pain. They didn't sleep much that night, and were very troubled by the girl they chose. In the end, they all pushed them to Shaq to solve the problem. Shaq, a pervert who used to deal with six women overnight, did not even surrender this time.
After the three boys returned to Manchester to rest for a day, they practiced with the team for two more days. The eighth round of the Premier League match day came. This time, Manchester United met a relatively strong opponent... Everton.
The reason why Everton is said to be Manchester United's opponent is mainly because the Toffees are a very tenacious team, especially when they play at home, not only are they tough in the style of the game, but the players also have the idea of not letting fans think they are buying for free. Therefore, Everton, who plays at home, has always been a headache for teams that are willing to compete for championships such as Manchester United, Chelsea, Arsenal, and Manchester City.
However, this time, the "Red Devils" did not give their opponents any chance. Although they played away at Goodison Park Stadium, they launched a fierce offensive against the home team as soon as they got started.
Fast pass, fast running, quick changeover...fast!
After the "Red Devils" changed to the new version of "Solar System Tactics", these stars under Simon Grayson seemed to have been fired up, and they kept running on the court. Whoever is not physically good enough can't adapt to the team's tactics. Of course, this starting position... you don't have to think about it!
Everton could still keep up with Manchester United's pace in the first 30 minutes, of course, just to defend with all their might, but they couldn't keep up after that, so when the game was 37 minutes, a goal appeared...
Rooney threw an outbound ball in the frontcourt on the right. Van der Weille passed the ball back after receiving the ball. "Little Fat" directly passed the ball to the Everton team's small penalty area in the middle.
In the chaotic penalty area, Shaq rushed from the right penalty area to the nearest of the small penalty area line in the middle, and then jumped high with his body sideways. His jumping power was too abnormal, and the jumping height was 1.5 meters!
Moreover, Shaq's body had a very obvious stagnation in the air!
Then--
"Dong!"
Shaq's forehead hit the ball from top to bottom, and directly hit the ball on the lawn in front of the goal and bounced back and flew into the goal... 1:0!
Neither side scored another goal in the first half, but Manchester United scored three goals in one breath in the second half...
In the 61st minute, Van Persie, who came on the bench, made a penalty kick near the corner of the penalty area on the right. "Xiao Pang" hit a penalty kick as the first penalty kicker... 2:0!
In the 67th minute, Everton made a cross from the bottom from the left. Subotic made a pass when he returned to defense and blocked the ball into his own goal, and the score also became 1:2!
Seeing that Manchester United had only one goal in the lead, Everton, who was playing at home, was excited. They kept trying to attack and even the score. The rapid offensive was like a frenzy, and the goal line of the "Red Devils" was in danger.
At the critical moment, Shaq stood up again!
In the 81st minute, Everton's corner kick was cleared, and Nani gave Shaq a straight pass on the penalty area line. Then Shaq faced the last defender of Everton and directly used a oxtail to pass the ball and dribbled the ball from the opponent's left side.
Afterwards, Shaq drove the ball from the middle circle and arrived in the Everton penalty area. Facing the attacking 35-year-old goalkeeper Howard, Shaq's left foot had another oxtail. After leaving the opponent aside, he pushed the ball into the empty goal with his right foot...3:1!
"goal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
When Manchester United stars hugged and celebrated on the court, Simon Grayson off the court also stood up and applauded his confidant beloved player, and a satisfied smile appeared on his face, which was nodding frequently... As expected, as long as Shaq was there, it would be hard to lose this game!
Chapter completed!