Chapter 43 What is a surprise? Entrust the funeral
A burly man, half of the bones in his body were broken, and the blood spitting out of his mouth was black. He was as angry as a gossamer, and he looked like he was not far from death.
But even in such a life-and-death situation, with half of his foot in the gate of hell, he could still stand up and curse in one breath.
A pair of eyes the size of copper bells looked at Ren Qiong and Li Er, vividly interpreting what "glaring with anger" means.
This is an acquaintance!
Even if both of them have changed their clothes, masks, and smells... But he has a special ability that allows him to see into part of the origin, and when he looks back, he can see the truth.
——These two guys seem familiar?
——Fuck! Those are the two bastards who played me in the black market!
When he was seriously injured and on the verge of death, Angzang saw with his own eyes two of the three major culprits at that time.
A bitter taste stuck in his heart, so he held on to the last vitality of his life and extended a cordial "greeting" to the two of them.
If he had known that these two bastards were nearby... Maybe he would have hit him with the third stick, but he really couldn't tell.
"Hey?!"
Ren Qiong and Li Er smiled reluctantly, and both showed awkward yet polite smiles.
What is a surprise?
The surprise was that the two of them were eating roast lamb and drinking wine, and were suddenly buried in the aftermath of the fight. After finally running out for a few steps, with a "boom", the "Fat Tiger" appeared out of the air again, hitting the two of them. Heading ahead!
This is called a surprise!
It's hard to say, there isn't a subtle cause and effect involved.
Especially Ren Qiong... is more or less responsible.
He was the first one to jump out and lift up the "Fat Tiger" high, opening up the minds for those old men in the world who were also immoral and fuming. One by one, they crossed the river by touching the stones left by Ren Qiong, and gathered together to support Fat Tiger. Tiger pushed him to the altar.
The hope of Hujia Village.
The leader of the Tiger Demon Army.
The leader of the Decepticon Gang.
This is not scary... What is really scary is that the "Grey Snake Gang" took the fat tiger on the altar "seriously" - treated it like this and strangled him!
So everyone went out, brought all the equipment, and started ruthlessly to give Fat Tiger a grand funeral so that he could die with dignity and be worthy of his various "status"!
Otherwise, given Fat Tiger's trump card, he might not be beaten like this. He would probably be able to survive for a long time and find a glimmer of hope somewhere.
It can only be said that the performance these days is overwhelming.
Even dynamic social organizations need to improve their performance, publicity, and packaging for listing in order to build a reputation, attract more customers, and earn more spiritual resources.
Cultivation is no longer just about fighting and killing, there are many human feelings and worldly knowledge behind it!
Even if Fat Tiger's background was fake, they still took it seriously and strangled him. They even considered the aftermath carefully and prepared human and animal sacrifices!
This is the truth of the matter.
If Ren Qiong finds out, I'm afraid he will be speechless for a long time - I just made it up casually, how can you be more shameless than me, and all your thoughts are focused on false propaganda?
By the way, he wanted to mourn for Fat Tiger.
This... is really unfair and unlucky. It hit the gun directly and was used to make performance, which also eliminated the deficit.
And if Fat Tiger understood it, he would probably burp his fart and turn into a ghost... There is nothing I can do, the resentment is too great!
Die with your eyes open!
All in all, "Grey Snake" taught them both how to behave and that plans can never keep up with changes.
Because you don’t know what kind of brain circuit the other person is thinking.
What you thought was a deterrent, but the other party saw through it, but they went along with it and achieved results. At the same time, they concealed the non-performing assets and enriched their own pockets.
There were too many surprises on this day.
After the "surprise", the two "bastards" - Ren Qiong and Li Er, each had their own coping strategies.
"Brother, are you talking to us?" Li Er waved his fan and asked tentatively.
"Bastard thing? Where is it?" Ren Qiong looked around.
Both of them are geniuses at pretending to be confused.
As long as they don't get yelled at by name, they can act like they're just fine.
"Cough...cough!"
Fat Tiger coughed up blood and was so angry that he could not survive.
He had been severely beaten to begin with, and if he was so angry at two inhumane guys, he could have been coffind almost on the spot.
However, he managed to hold on for a breath without swallowing.
Maybe it's because of my obsession that I won't fall down until I finish explaining.
"That's all..."
"Fat Tiger" dejectedly gave up the idea of furious criticism, put a trembling hand into his arms, and took out a small treasure bag, "I'm going to die, and I won't be able to trouble you anymore..."
"Now I just want to ask you one thing...help me send these things to the Rikishi Academy closest to here..."
Fat Tiger coughed up blood as he spoke, "When you get there, you guys find the guard and tell the secret code 'Two Tigers', and someone will naturally come and take it away..."
"You can take away all the things in here, including the Xuanhuang Baobao, and even...even the cultivation resources can be divided up."
"Only...only, I got that seven-orificed exquisite heart by killing many demon cultivators..." Fat Tiger's eyes began to wander, "You can't be greedy, someone wants to use this to save his life..."
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"Afterwards, if someone asks you where I am...please help me make up a better lie, a lie that can last longer...say that I went to a distant place, say that I went to make a fortune...it's all good."
"This..." Ren Qiong had no reaction, but Li Er was moved first, "The exquisite heart with seven orifices?"
"Then why are you doing this? Even if you are seriously injured and on the verge of death, you can recover on the spot by taking this heart."
Obviously Li Er has read many more books than Ren Qiong now, and he is very familiar with certain things.
"I'm not sure I'll find another one..." Fat Tiger murmured, his distracted eyes regaining focus for a moment, with a little pleading.
Li Er and Ren Qiong looked at each other, and after a brief silence, they nodded slightly.
"good."
Li Ershe brought the treasure bag, looked at it, handed it into the hands of Ren Qiong who was confused, and then suddenly asked, "You actually trust us?"
"I have no choice."
Fat Tiger smiled bitterly. After Li Er agreed to the marriage, his energy seemed to come back all of a sudden, and it seemed to be the final burning, releasing the last glory of life.
He staggered to his feet and said, "You guys go first... The gray snake is not dead and will be here soon."
"I'll break it off..."
Fat Tiger staggered, like a hero on the verge of death.
Li Er and Ren Qiong looked at each other, nodded, and rubbed oil on the soles of their feet to run very fast.
Only Fat Tiger was left on the spot. He was holding on to the broken tree trunk, and a vicious tiger shadow rose behind him. It was the last song of his life.
In the distance, a human figure has appeared, and there are even spiritual snakes surging towards us.
Chapter completed!