I obviously underestimated the happiness of the literati named Huang, and even fucked me three times. The happiness was obviously not a disguise. Finally, I told me a chopstick of fish and asked me: "What do you call this second chopstick?"

I smiled and said, "This is called Erzhu Dingqianmo, which means that your brother wishes me a prosperous business and a prosperous future."

The scholar Huang happily slapped the table and said, "My brother, please remember it. When I, Huang, stand tall, will it be the time for you to open up the road!"

I smiled awkwardly and didn't know how to reply, but just smiled and drank with the scholar named Huang. While I was drinking, the last final dish came.

Before I lifted the cover, I knew there was a turtle there. No, old turtle, no, now I'm calling the black turtle.

The magistrate of County Jia hurriedly stopped the crowd and asked me, "Master Xiao Song, how can this dish be called?"

I smiled and said, "Sir, I'll tell you, this dish is also famous." As I spoke, I was thinking, is this dish a taboo? After thinking about it, there should be no taboos.

Sui said again: "This dish is called "Farewell My Concubine!"

"Oh, what a resounding name."

County Magistrate Jia was about to ask, but someone might as well start by saying, "I wonder which overlord is it?"

However, it was the scholar named Huang who asked. When I saw the face of County Magistrate Jia's face darkened. He was obviously angry that someone had robbed his lines. But when Brother Huang asked, it was not easy to gain his face, so he pretended not to see it and answered directly: "Of course, this overlord is the overlord of Western Chu who is both upright and upright, dominating the ground, and can hold a tripod, cross the battlefield, and is invincible to the world!" After saying that, as soon as I lifted the cover, everyone looked at it carefully, but there was a turtle and a chicken.

After everyone thought about it carefully, they all applauded and praised, "Good name, good name."

I was afraid that everyone would not eat this again, so I was so cold that I quickly explained the big talk that Chen Xianda and Huang Wenshi in the kitchen. Everyone was surprised again. Finally, they all said that today they had a good taste and could eat such a good thing.

Everyone asked me how to eat it. I was so lazy that I was too lazy to talk, and praised: "This black turtle is also a thing in the water. It is the same way to eat it as the Qingjiang perch just now. It is the first to give it to the noble guests. The others are much simpler and there is not so much attention."

I was just thinking about whether I would pick up a turtle lid for the magistrate Jia. After all, in modern ways of eating, the turtle lid is for the distinguished guests. Unexpectedly, before it was my turn to come out the chopsticks, the sharp-mouthed official went up and wrote it out with chopsticks and directly went straight to the Jia County Magistrate Jia.

It made me so stunned!

County Magistrate Jia was also very helpful. He went up and drank three glasses of wine, then put the ** in his mouth and chewed it open.

I wanted to stop him, but I saw that County Magistrate Jia had a great time eating. He didn't let go after biting for a long time, so I thought to myself: Let him go, if you like **, eat it.

Unexpectedly, the difficult-to-chew ** really made County Magistrate Jia chew a lot. When everyone asked how it tasted, County Magistrate Jia's face was gloomy and irritated for a while and said a word: "Okay!"

Everyone applauded and I covered my head.

When everyone tasted the old turtle meat, I quietly put the turtle cover on the plate of the literati named Huang and whispered: "Brother Huang, this turtle cover is the best thing that our hometown has dedicated to the most distinguished guests. Eating the group is the most nutritious, and it also indicates that it is the saying that one can hold a tripod and stand tall!"

Upon hearing this, Mr. Huang was overjoyed and had a drink with me three more cups.

People at the scene saw that Huang Wenshi was extremely talented, and many people came to toast him. It was obvious that Brother Huang was also a very prominent person. Although the Huang scholar had a great alcohol tolerance, he could not resist the number of people. After a while, he was drunk.

Just as everyone praised him, someone asked him to write a poem.

I thought that Huang's literary man must be very talented, but he didn't refuse. Chen Xianda was happy to see the literati of Huang drinking, so he hurriedly ordered someone to take the pen and ink. The literati of Huang laughed and said, "I am lucky to drink this with everyone today. I, Huang, failed the exam many times, and everyone despised me. Today I can still be highly praised by everyone. I, Huang, offer ugly things and write a poem. Today, it is approaching autumn. I will chant a chrysanthemum."

After saying that, he actually waved the ink like rain, and wrote a poem in a moment.

Everyone stood up to watch and praised him. For a moment, no one paid attention to the three officials anymore. County Magistrate Jia couldn't help but look extremely ugly. It was already at the point where he didn't want to hide it. After observing his face, the sharp-mouthed official next to him immediately said in a dissatisfied voice: "A private salt vendor dares to win favors from everyone here. It's so ignorant. Lord Jia, don't be angry, please give you a glass of wine."

I pretended not to hear their dissatisfaction. When I watched everyone around the literati named Huang and praised the poem. Out of curiosity, I stood up and walked up to the crowd with half-open eyes, wanting to see what poems this person who kept saying failed to pass the test.

When I squeezed closer, I saw someone watching the poem on a soap cloth. I saw that the poem was written with a strong pen, vigorous and powerful, with an exposed edge, unbound, like a dragon and a tiger leaping, and domineering. I was about to praise his extraordinary pen, but I woke up instantly! The first reaction was, hehe, this kid plagiarized other people's poems, but then he thought, there were no Internet these days, so how could there be a few plagiarisms!

Then I felt a "buzzing" sound in my mind, as if I was struck by lightning from the sky! My whole body shook, and my whole body was numb and I lost consciousness.

The wine glass in my hand fell and accidentally sprinkled the yellow wine on the soap cloth, which made everyone unhappy. Fortunately, I performed outstandingly just now, so no one blamed me too much.

I ignored others and was shocked to put all the words that wanted to praise this scribe and write ink after drinking, and instantly turned into poetry, and all the literary vocabulary that was full of literary talent fell into my stomach.

For a moment, others praised the heroic temperament of the surname Huang, open-minded and brilliant literary talent, but I was shocked!

Not for another person, but the poem is "The Chrysanthemums of the Last Joy":

When autumn comes, September 8th, I will kill all the flowers after the flowers bloom.

The fragrance array soars into Chang'an, and the city is covered with golden armor.

Looking at such a domineering poem that is so domineering and enchanting, I was like ice water pouring my head, and I woke up instantly, and immediately understood who this scholar with a temperament that is as strong as the sea and mountains!

Because of this domineering poem that has been passed down for generations, I remember it very clearly. His author is the rebel leader who once turned the Tang Dynasty upside down and was in peace, forcing the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty to exile in Xichuan, and he really penetrated Chang'an and was covered with golden armor throughout the city, Huang Chao!

And the person in front of him who was extraordinary and exuding a spirit of striking and unrestrained, was no other person, but Huang Chao!

I was confused and tried to hold the table with my hands so that I would not fall into it.

At the same time, I feel like I'm dreaming: Isn't this a dream? Is it true? I actually had a meal and drink with Huang Chao? Or did he force me to sit next to him?

This is an emperor-level figure. Even the rebellious leader is also an emperor for two days.

With a confused mind, even Brother Lan didn't hear clearly when he came to me and called me.

In a blur, I felt that Lan Ge'er called me without any reaction. When I was about to call me again, it seemed that someone had pulled me over. Then I heard a crisp "pop" sound. I opened my eyes and looked at me, as if Lan Ge'er had slapped someone, and shouted angrily: "Damn it!" and then turned around and left.

Immediately afterwards, someone suddenly re-shot the desktop, looking angry.

I looked closely and found that it was the official with a sharp-mouthed and monkey cheeks. I still remember that he was Zhang Sijin, the county magistrate under Puzhou.

Zhang Sijin laughed coldly and said, "Master Chen, you have a good banquet. What kind of villains are here, and all the vendors, private salt dealers, and vegetable-cutting chefs are all here. It's really unlucky. Anyone dares to win favors from everyone here. Where do you place us Lord Jia?"

I couldn't help but curse in my heart: This is such a villain. It was because Brother Lan slapped him, and I felt embarrassed. I deliberately made trouble and told me about it. I even pulled the tiger's nose and pulled the banner. I also pulled Jia Changshou, I was such a villain!

At the same time, I secretly wondered why Brother Lan got up and slapped him? But no matter what, Brother Lan must have done a good job. This person should be hit!

When Chen Xianda saw that County Magistrate Zhang was angry, he hurriedly said with a smile: "Several adults, villains are not well received, please forgive me."

Zhang Sijin snorted coldly, and whispered to Jia Changshou: "Mr. Jia, these places are all uninformed people. They dare to be so arrogant. You are so talented. You have never revealed any of them. How can they be compared with you? They are just frogs in the well. Why don't we leave first and stay here, but instead we have reduced our identity."

Jia Changshou's face was as deep as water. Without saying that Zhang Sijin was looking for trouble for no reason, he agreed. Instead, he said coldly: "Master Chen Dong, if you invite me to visit again in the future, you should find a good person first." After that, he actually stood up and wanted to leave.

At this time, a sturdy man with a beard on the table suddenly slapped the table and stood up and said angrily: "You dog officials, what are you talking nonsense? You are so great to be a big-sized official? How dare you look down on my brother? I think my brother Huang Chao has been able to speak up as a poet since he was a child, and he is a versatile talent in literature and martial arts. How can you compare to? I think you are frogs in the well!"

As soon as this person said this, everyone was shocked. He didn't expect that this rash man would dare to face the scolding of the official. I was shocked and felt secretly happy. I looked at many people covering up my smile. I thought to myself: I guess these guests, although they didn't say anything, I thought they would be very happy.

Jia Changshou and Zhang Sijin were both scared and did not expect such a situation to happen. After a while, Jia Changshou said angrily: "How dare you insult me?"

Zhang Sijin even jumped into his feet and shouted, "I think you troublemakers want to rebel? How dare you insult the imperial officials?"

When Chen Xianda saw that the situation was going to make a big fuss, Zhang Sijin actually put out a big hat of rebellion. He was so scared that he almost slapped under the table. He hurriedly stood up and walked forward quickly and said, "Oh, Lord Jia, Lord Zhang, don't be angry. This brother has drunk too much, and he accidentally bumped into the situation after drinking. He also asked a few adults to have a lot."

Then he turned to the rash man and said, "Brother Huang, please apologize to the adults quickly."

The rash man waved his head and said, "Hmph, I think I apologize, but there is no door. I will scold such a dog official lightly." He still wanted to beat him.

I couldn't help but increase my strength in my heart, you are fighting!

Chen Xianda was anxious like an ant on the hot pan, and turned around in circles and didn't know what to do. He suddenly saw Huang Chao and bowed: "Brother Huang, please persuade you brother."

Everyone thought that Huang Chao would definitely persuade his brothers and would not anger the officials.

Unexpectedly, Huang Chao chuckled lightly, slowly pulled down a chair and sat down, poured himself a glass of wine. In the eyes of everyone, he seemed relaxed and calm, as if nothing had happened.

The Zhang Si said to Jia Changshou with anger, "Sir, look, look, what is this not a bad guy? Do I know that he is a famous private salt dealer nearby. He humiliated us so much today. Isn't he trying to rebel?"

Jia Changshou was also a kind of virtue with Zhang Sijin, pointing at Huang Chao and said angrily: "You are a rough man, not just to discipline your brothers, but you are still so rude. What do you mean?"

Seeing that Jia Changshou was also angry, Zhang Sijin became even more excited. He ran to Huang Chao in a vague sense of depth and wanted to pull Huang Chao up.

Who knew that when the person just arrived at Huang Chao, he heard a crisp "pop" sound, and Zhang Sijin actually made a circle.

This was another slap. This palm was much heavier than Lan Ge'er's palm just now, and Zhang Sijin's official hat was knocked off.

Zhang Sijin covered his face and roared at another official beside him: "The head of the capital, you still don't catch people. This is a rebellion!"

The man named Wang Dutou didn't say much. Seeing that the situation was out of control, he couldn't hide it anymore. He hurriedly looked at Jia Changshou again, after all, he was the highest officer.

Jia Changshou's face turned pale and pointed at Huang Chao angrily and said, "Catch all these troublemakers who intend to rebel back to the county government!"

When Wang Dutou heard the county magistrate speak, he no longer dared to hesitate. While calling someone, he went up to grab Huang Chao's arm and wanted to twist him.

I didn't expect that as soon as my arm touched Huang Chao, I felt a strong force coming, which suddenly bounced him away, and retreated behind me and hit Jia Changshou.

He knocked Jia Changshou so hard that he fell on the table.

Huang Chao stood up and sneered, pointing at Jia Changshou and said, "You officials are only good at acting as a blessing and oppressing the people. We only have a table to eat, and you look down on them. If others reveal it a little, you can't stand it. You can scold us. If the same is true, we will rebel. We will just rebel and keep talking about a bad person. Do you know that if the clothes and clothes on your body are not provided by us, ordinary people, will you come from the clothes and delicacies? Is it because the imperial court appointed you officials to oppress the people and falsely accusing others of crime?"
Chapter completed!