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Chapter 1,771 The Hope of Swearing(2/2)

But the madam didn't listen at all.

"She said that making chickens was too boring and boring. I was just comforting her! You are also a chicken, and you are an old hen. Do you feel empty, lonely and cold?" Bao Longxing, who scolded the young man for his talent, immediately dismissed the old madam.

Arrangements have been made.

"What does it have to do with you?"

"I am here, and of course I hope that the brothel will be in good condition. If she is in a bad mood, she will neglect the customers, and the customers will be angry. When she is angry, she will not come. If she does not come, she will close the door. If the brothel is closed, I will sleep on the road. You dare to say

It's none of my business?" Bao Longxing immediately started complaining.

"You dare to talk back to me, or you may die!" The old madam scolded the brothel for being invincible, and of course she was not to be outdone.

"I will use you as my support before I die!"

"Be careful when you give birth to a son without blind eyes!"

"The son without eyes is yours!"

"Let's see how long you can be fierce!"

"Be fierce until you burp your farts!"

"..."

This time Bao Longxing directly sprayed the old bustard away.

Naturally, the madam was not willing to give in, so she put down her cruel words and said that she would find someone to quarrel with Bao Longxing!

Like a "martial arts master", Bao Longxing sat on a chair and waited for the madam to bring someone over.

Little did he know that a large part of Bao Longxing's skill in scolding was also based on being a scoundrel, being completely shameless, scolding himself the lowest, and then using this to viciously insult the other party.

And he learned from the old bustard.

However, the three aunts and six women brought by the madam, their skills in swearing and quarreling are more like the skills of the market.

His vocabulary including swear words is not as good as Bao Longxing's.

As a result, it was natural that he could not be scolded by Bao Longxing, the quarrel king who pays attention to logic and morality.

Soon Bao Longxing turned over with his quarrel skills.

But the good days will soon come to an end, because the leopard head is coming!

However, when Leopard Head broke in, the emperor and his brother actually came to the brothel to look for Ruyan.

As a result, Leopard Tou and Bao Longxing actually met again under the bed.

By some strange combination of circumstances, Bao Longxing actually helped the emperor get out of the siege with his "mouth skills", and thus got to know the emperor.

The emperor quickly learned what happened to Bao Longxing, but as an emperor, he could not do whatever he wanted.

He summoned Chang Kun and the Minister of Justice, and asked Bao Longxing to confront them face to face.

"Has he come to file a complaint?" the emperor asked Chang Kun and the Minister of Punishment.

"Yes, Your Majesty!" Chang Kun could only tell the truth.

"This unruly man committed corruption and perverted the law. He wanted to falsely accuse the child at the county government. Fortunately, the county magistrate saw clearly and dismissed him. He is still a wanted criminal, so the minister will not accept the case!" Chang Kun added with jealousy.

"How did the emperor know this wanted criminal?" asked the Minister of Punishment.

The emperor was immediately dumbfounded. You can't say that they met in a brothel, right?

"Your Majesty, I have eyes and ears in the capital. I heard that this unruly man went to a brothel and became a turtle man after his complaint failed. Of course, the emperor will not listen to a turtle man!"

"Have you ever been, Your Majesty..."

Chang Kun and the Minister of Justice forced the emperor into a corner with a few words.

At this time, the prince next to him cursed angrily: "Asshole, why would the emperor go to a place like that!"

At this time, Bao Longxing spoke: "I have never been a turtle! I just hid and studied hard, wrote a good petition, and planned to file a petition again!"

"Oh, you've never been a turtle?" Chang Kun asked with a confident look.

"Okay, come on, tell Third Aunt to come in!"

The madam was called in.

Bao Longxing was also startled when he saw the madam.

The Minister of Punishment proudly told Chang Kun: "Fortunately, there is a secret report. He is definitely dead this time!"

But he underestimated Bao Longxing, not knowing that Bao Longxing was no longer the Bao Longxing he was back then.

"Your Majesty, this is the proprietress of Fenglai Tower. Let her recognize Bao Longxing now!" Chang Kun proudly said to the emperor.

"Yes, sir!" The madam walked to Bao Longxing and pointed at him: "You..."

Chang Kun asked: "Is it him? Is he the turtle man from your brothel?"

As a result, Chang Kun was dumbfounded by the madam's answer: "No, I've never seen him!"

Bao Longxing was also surprised, but the madam looked at him and said, "What are you looking at? Have you never seen a beautiful woman?"

In desperation, Chang Kun had no choice but to let the madam go down!

"Since he is not Mr. Turtle, I can trust him! Bao Longxing, if you have any grievances, you can tell everyone!" The emperor followed the trend.

"Your Majesty, I was originally a ninth-grade candidate for the county magistrate, but my superior, the seventh-grade county magistrate Chen Bai, wanted to bully me and confuse a mass murder case. The female victim was still ten months pregnant and wanted to be beheaded. Please uphold justice!"

Chang Kun immediately said to the emperor: "Your Majesty, he is telling the truth, not to mention he is a wanted criminal!"

The emperor asked: "What crime has he committed and is wanted for?"

The Minister of Punishment replied: "He stole the body!"

"Xiaomin just wants to investigate the cause of death of the deceased, because the cause of death is indeed suspicious!" Bao Longxing immediately replied.

"Both sides are right, it's really embarrassing for me!" The emperor looked embarrassed.

"Why don't we make a bet?" The emperor walked aside and took an apple from the table: "This is an apple from a foreign country as tribute. If you can stab the apple with one knife, I will send the case back for retrial.

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After hearing the emperor's words, Chang Kun and the Minister of Punishment quickly said: "Your Majesty, please think twice!"

"If the stab fails, drag him out and chop him!"

Hearing the emperor's words, Chang Kun and the Minister of Justice suddenly beamed: "Your Majesty, don't think about it!"

Then the emperor said: "However, it's not easy to put it on the table. It's better to put it on my head!"

As he spoke, he put the apple on top of his head.

Chang Kun, Shangshu of the Ministry of Justice and others were so frightened that they all ran over to stop him.

The emperor immediately said to the Minister of Punishment: "The Qing family is indeed loyal to the emperor and patriotic, and worthy of being the pillars of the country. I will grant you to take my place and hold up this apple!"

As he spoke, he placed the apple on the head of the Minister of Justice!

"Come on, throw it away!"

As he spoke, the emperor also said to Bao Longxing.

Bao Longxing immediately became happy.

Even the Shangshu Station of the Ministry of Punishment could no longer stand.

As if this was not enough, Bao Longxing also asked to blindfold himself before throwing the knife!

The Minister of Punishment was so frightened that he almost peed!

"Are you used to throwing knives while blindfolded?" the emperor was curious.

"No, because villains will faint when they see blood!"

"Okay, it's time to play!"

The Minister of Punishment did not wait for Bao Longxing to throw the knife, and quickly said to save his life: "Your Majesty, I think there must be great injustice in the case, so it is better to remand it for retrial!"

"Don't force it!"

"It's not forced at all! This is a fair statement!"

"Bao Longxing comes forward to hear the seal! Bao Longxing, I appoint you as the Inspector of the Eight Prefectures. Together with the Admiral and the Secretary, the three halls will examine the tragedy of the Qi family's destruction!"
Chapter completed!
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