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Chapter 1,771 The Hope of Swearing(1/2)

The Overlord Meal inspired Bao Longxing, so naturally he started looking for a place to eat the Overlord Meal.

He quickly found a brothel called "Feng Lai House"!

When the old bustard saw Bao Longxing carrying his luggage, he immediately came up to him and said, "Oh, this young master is from out of town. I can tell you are a high-ranking official. Ah Feng, Ah Zhen, bring me some tea."

Come on!"

The madam called the two women to greet Bao Longxing.

The madam entertained him warmly, thinking he could kill him with a knife, but he didn't expect that Bao Longxing only cared about eating and drinking.

However, the madam mistakenly believed that Bao Longxing looked down on those vulgar fans, so he immediately asked the number one Ruyan to serve him.

If Yan appears, there will really be smoke next to him!

Bao Longxing was also attracted immediately. After all, he was the leading brothel.

"You..." Bao Longxing looked a little dull when he looked at Ruyan.

"Don't worry about who I am. It's fate that we can meet each other in a huge crowd!" Ruyan said softly.

"I..." Bao Longxing was about to speak, but Ruyan gently covered his mouth.

"Stop talking, let's try closing our eyes together and guessing the other person's personality, identity, and interests, one, two, three!" Ruyan said, and Bao Longxing closed his eyes.

Bao Longxing said: "You are a woman!"

But Ruyan started to look through his package!

"You are a noble woman who regards money as dirt!"

Ruyan asked while looking through Longxing's baggage: "Is there anything else?"

"What kind of person do you think I am?" Bao Longxing thought that the other party was really this kind of woman.

Ruyan searched for a long time but didn't find any money in the package, so she immediately said: "I don't know what kind of person you were before, but wait a minute, you will become a disabled person!"

Bao Longxing opened his eyes and found that the gentle woman before was full of anger: "You don't even have a piece of silver in your package, how dare you come to Fenglai Tower!"

As she said this, she clapped her hands!

Soon, three thugs appeared. When Bao Longxing saw that his identity was revealed, he immediately grabbed Ruyan and held her hostage.

"Don't come over!" Bao Longxing threatened.

"Or I'll put it in her eye!"

But he couldn't be handsome for more than three seconds. The next moment, he was punched directly by Ruyan's small fist, and then punched again!

"Come to a brothel, eat and drink too much when you don't have money to pay the bill, and follow other people's example of recruiting prostitutes, which makes you useless as a younger brother! You are so courageous, don't you see, this is the only way to beat him!" Ruyan gave him a bastard punch.

As a result, Bao Longxing became three inches shorter.

Ruyan gasped and said to the thug.

Soon Bao Longxing was beaten and kicked by the thugs!

The madam still didn't believe it and continued to rummage through Long Xing's baggage, but in the end there was not even a dime.

She was furious.

After finding the "Secret Book of Qingtian", the madam was furious: "What kind of crap is this?"

With that said, I was about to throw away the "Qingtian Secret Book"!

Bao Longxing became anxious now: "Ah, you can't touch my book!"

But when he rushed over, he accidentally bumped into the candlestick in the hand of a "young lady" and happened to fall on the "Qingtian Secret Book". Bao Longxing wanted to save it, but was caught directly by the thugs.

He could only watch helplessly as the "Blue Sky Secret Book" was burned to ashes by fire.

This book, which could be said to be his last hope, was absurdly burned by fire.

The old bustard didn't care about this and pointed at Bao Longxing angrily: "Starting from today, you must be my "husband-in-law" for three months to repay the debt!"

Bao Longxing's secret book was burned, and he could not close his mouth every day, so he began his career as a "turtle man" and "duck" in a brothel.

People thought he had become an idiot.

"It's so miserable. After he became an idiot, he couldn't even close his mouth!"

"Then how does he eat?"

Bao Longxing quickly demonstrated how he eats. He put the rice into his mouth, and then opened and closed his chin with both hands.

On this day, someone came to Feng Lai Tower to find trouble.

It turns out there is a tradition here, that is, scolding war!

Bao Longxing saw for the first time what a tongue-splitting lotus is!

"Your girl has robbed all my customers, how can I calculate this account?" Grandma Liehuo said angrily, looking for trouble.

"Guests can come and go freely, men are carefree, there's nothing to rob anyone of!" the madam said calmly.

"No, I want you to pay compensation, and I want you to serve tea and admit your mistake! Otherwise, I will burn your chicken coop!" Grandma Liehuo said arrogantly.

"You came here to quarrel on purpose!" The madam is not easy to deal with either!

So the first unique scolding battle was about to break out!

The two rushed towards each other.

Madam: "You gave birth to a son without a dick, and your father sold a dick! You yourself are a dick, and you love to eat chicken butts!"

Grandma Liehuo was obviously no match at all, and the madam continued to reveal her shortcomings: "You don't need to make trouble, I will reveal my life experience. My father died when I was three years old, my father died when I was four years old, my father died when I was five, six, seven or eight years old, and my father died when I was ten years old.

Seducing men, seducing men at the age of eleven, your man was also seduced by me.

You have a lemon head, mouse eyes, a hooked nose, splayed eyebrows, old Qiang teeth, a big turned mouth, splayed ears, a wick neck, high and low arms, long and short feet, chicken breasts, dog belly, rice bucket waist. Hermaphrodite has a rotten butt."

The madam scolded her opponent so hard that his whole body exploded!

Bao Longxing couldn't help but close his mouth: "Awesome!"

He began to imitate the madam's curses towards the river, but unfortunately his curses were not to any level at all, and there was no movement at all.

So he began to observe the madam cursing in the brothel and learn the skills of cursing.

I usually do various "tongue" exercises!

Gradually, he began to achieve success in his scolding skills. He could straighten bent water pipes and bring dead people back to life!

The mouth cannon can explode countless fish out of the river!

From then on, Bao Longxing succeeded in scolding him!

In the brothel, he had just seen off a guest.

When I returned to the room, I saw Ruyan standing there with a pitiful expression.

"Ah, what are you doing?"

"Can't you feel it? Close your eyes first!"

"Are you still doing this? Didn't you do well last time?"

"I won't hit you, I just want to find someone to chat with!"

"What's there to talk about?"

"I'm empty, lonely, and cold!"

"It's not that serious, is it?"

"I face those stinky men all day long, and there is no one I can talk to!"

"I am also a stinky man!" Bao Longxing said.

"You don't stink!" Ruyan said!

"Excellent!"

"Hug me!" Ruyan said.

"What?" Bao Longxing said defensively.

"I just want a man who I don't hate and can give me a little warmth!" Ruyan said affectionately.

"Don't want it?"

"Just think of it as a good deed!" Ruyan looked at him.

"Okay!" Bao Longxing looked reluctant.

As a result, this time the Madam ran out and pushed Ru Yan away. Ru Yan dodged away, and Bao Longxing hugged the Madam with her face covered in white.

The madam opened her mouth and cursed: "You bastard, you want to pick up my girl!"

"Oh, you are looking for trouble!"

"Are you looking for scolding? You eat me, sleep with me, have sex with me, and even want to pick up my girls. Are you a human being?" the madam said angrily.

Ruyan said quickly from the side: "Misunderstanding!"
To be continued...
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