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Chapter 286, Beauty and Food!(1/2)

As expected.

Yang Kang immediately introduced the rules of the game: "Because of Zhifan's arrival, we have specially prepared this program that men like, so who can call it a joke to get started!"

"Run-in-knock?"

Li Zhifan's face was confused.

Seeing him like this, Yang Kang explained: "The running-in is a hot topic in Minnan. Today we have found many beauties to play this game. Whoever loses will be punished. Zhifan, are you looking forward to it?"

Li Zhifan looked at him and smiled: "I don't know the situation yet, let's take a look first!"

Seeing that Li Zhifan was not in the trap, Yang Kang laughed and said, "Haha, okay! Then please sit down first, we will come to the first unit to have a joke, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! OK! Laugh!"

When Li Zhifan returned to his seat, Wang Rusheng next to him immediately came up and smiled with a smile: "If there are some beautiful things later, you have to be a little nervous!"

"Oh!" Li Zhifan nodded, still ignorant.

On stage.

Dajia stood in front of the automatic door, his face full of enthusiasm: "Next, let us invite the first beauty of today to appear!"

With the music, the automatic door opened, and a woman in a man's shirt walked out from inside.

Li Zhifan thought that the beauty who came out was a bikini, but he didn't expect that she would wear it tightly, with the hem of her shirt growing beyond her knees.

Although she looks pretty good, she is still a little disappointed.

However, after listening to the host's explanation, it made people's heartbeat and blood gushed.

"Wow! The first one to appear was Jia Jia, who is known as the most beautiful girl in the Mechanical and Electrical Department of NTU!" Yang Kang introduced, "Although she is wearing very tightly, you definitely didn't expect that she actually didn't wear anything inside!"

Jia Jia couldn't help but say in a coquettish way: "Brother Kang, you're talking nonsense. They're wearing bikini!"

"oh?"

Tu Yi next to him immediately stretched his neck into Jia Jia's clothes, "Really? How many are you wearing?"

"Oh! Brother Tu hates it so much!"

Jia Jia immediately covered her chest, beat Tu Yi with her hands, and hooked her straight legs, looking like a golden rooster independent.

Tu Yi smiled and said, "It's useless to cover you now. If the joke is not funny later, you have to show people the light."

Jia Jia suddenly had a shy face. Da Jia and Yang Kang were ready next to her, and immediately came up: "Stop talking about anything, start quickly! Come on, tie the clothes."

Li Zhifan squeezed out a smile and looked at this.

He has no resistance to beauties, but the content of such a girl’s program sounds very dirty, but it is also embarrassing.

Through the introductions of several hosts just now, Li Zhifan roughly understood the punishment of this show, which means that it is not funny to tell, so you have to take off your clothes?

This reminded him of a Japanese show he had watched before, and it seemed like that was it.

But it was a late-night restricted program, and there was no bikini in it.

The female guest Jia Jia's sleeves were covered with steel wires, and someone was holding another head on the left and right sides.

The jokes of Yidan are not funny, and both sides will use force to tear off the clothes directly.

Li Zhifan also observed the clothes and found that the clothes had actually been "prepared" long ago, and the material was not very good, so they were easily tear them apart.

The game begins.

Jia Jia stood on the round platform, and said softly and artificially to the microphone erected in front of her, "There is a couple. The husband woke up in the morning and said to his wife: It's too late if I don't leave. By the way, this is your 8oo block. The wife accepted it without hesitation. At this time, they seemed to understand something."

""

Silent.

The guests and hosts present all looked indifferent, as if no one had told a joke just now.

"Are you finished speaking?"

Li Zhifan asked subconsciously.

"Um!"

Jia Jia has been afraid to look at Li Zhifan since she came up.

Now when he heard Li Zhifan talking, he nodded repeatedly, "Yes!"

However, she was not disappointed because everyone was not laughing, but instead felt a sense of expectation.

"I'm done with this?"

Tu Yi continued, "This is a cold joke!"

"Yes!" Jia Jia nodded, "I've seen this joke for the first time and I've been laughing for a long time!"

"Actually, this joke is pretty good!"

Li Zhifan said, "But the disadvantages are also obvious. One is that you can't tell, the other is that the jokes are a bit old, and I have heard several jokes that are the same routine!"

"oh!"

Jia Jia actually felt relieved and felt relieved. She didn't feel any frustrated because her clothes were immediately torn.

Big A ran out excitedly, and the whistle "beeping" whistle blows.

Suddenly, Jia Jia's shirt was torn in half, only a yellow bikini was worn inside, and it was the type of Milan show, only half covered on it, and half white was outside.

Jia Jia was nervous when she started tearing her up because there were two tubes spraying dry ice under her, which might be the reason.

After tearing it apart, he generously inserted his waist and put on a few poses, and while shaking his eyebrows, he also showed off his figure.

"Oh, you have a good figure!"

Tu Yi couldn't help but say, "You are completely a supermodel figure."

Jia Jia proudly said: "I am a part-time model now. After class, I not only take print advertisements, but also take photos!"

"oh!"

Everyone already knows it, but they still look like they suddenly realize it.

After Jia Jia went down, Tu Yi asked Li Zhifan: "Zhifan, is this show good?"

"Ahem!"

Li Zhifan said seriously, "I don't think there is actually any need to tell any jokes. Just let them come out in bikini."

"oh?"

Not only Tu Yi, but Yang Kang and Da Jia were also extremely surprised.

Unexpectedly, Li Zhifan was even more open than they thought.

However, the program team cannot directly let the girls come to the catwalk, so the game has to continue.

There are all kinds of beauties coming up behind 66, wearing all kinds of bikini, including several mixed-race children, some shy, some open, some pretend, and thousands of people have their own postures.

Li Zhifan really played with them until he was still playing with them, and he didn't act arrogantly. He kept making dirty jokes in the middle.

Yi only drove occasionally at first, but in the end she simply turned into a racing car, making the beauties of bikini who were sitting off the stage to rest and smiled red.

It’s not because they have low tolerance. Which ex has no less than ten beauties who are the beauties?

The reason why they are so happy is that Li Zhifan’s jokes are fresh. They have never heard of them, and the cultural differences between the two sides of the Taiwan Strait have also caused many jokes.

Wang Rusheng and the other two were not willing to fall behind and started racing with Li Zhifan.

It’s a pity that among the three of them, the jokes from Yi Dazhong are a little fresher, but they were copied from Kuaibo, and their driving skills are still not as good as Li Zhifan.

There were 20 people in total, but I didn't expect that I didn't choose any of them in the end.

Tu Yi pointed helplessly at Li Zhifan and Wang Rusheng and others: "Look at you, I agreed to listen to the beautiful girl and joke, and finally I heard you speak out. What should I do now? Zhifan, you have to choose someone, right?"

"I actually have someone to choose!"

Li Zhifan said: "But I plan to say now that I will announce it later when the show is over!"

"oh?"

Yang Kang widened his eyes, suppressed his excitement, and said to the camera: "I guarantee with my own personality that our program today is really just a dating entertainment program. We are not responsible for anything we have in the future!"

"Are you talking about going to a car hotel and moteyi?"

Lagua smiled and said, "Don't worry, I'm definitely not that kind of person."

"I didn't say you!" Yang Kang glared at him, turned to look at Li Zhifan and smiled, "We just hope Zhifan can have fun in Taipei! Thank you!"

Li Zhifan smiled bitterly: "Thank you for your blessings! Thank you for the hospitality of the hosts, and I hope that the pimp business of your show will get better and better!"

If Li Zhifan hadn't said so many dirty jokes before, his words would definitely cause unnecessary controversy.

But now it is different. Li Zhifan is obviously a joke, and the host and the program team are also happy to do such variety shows. Although there is no lower limit, who makes this a variety show in Taiwan?

The first unit was recorded for more than half an hour, but when Li Zhifan took the lead in telling jokes, he recorded for more than an hour.

During the break, both sides discussed recording for an extra hour and dividing the program into two episodes. If the subsequent episodes are exciting enough, it may even be recorded into three episodes.

The second unit is a food program.

Yang Kang shouted his opening remarks: "Apart from beauties, all tourists who come to Taiwan must not miss something different, that is delicious food!"
To be continued...
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