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Chapter 2 You will be miserable if you mess with me

Zhou Xiaoou couldn't explain it, so he had to flash it quickly...

I ran to the bus stop opposite the mobile phone store.

Zhou Xiaoou is a villager from Maojia Village, Lingshui Town, Lishui County, Nanjiang City.

Today he came to the county town to buy mobile phones. At this time, the mobile phones had been purchased, so he had nothing to do when he stayed in the county town. Take the bus to meet the village.

There are not many buses to Lingshui Town, so the waiting time is also very long.

While waiting, Zhou Xiaoou found a man and a woman on the bus stop, and seemed to be waiting for the bus to Lingshui Town.

This man and a woman look pretty good, especially the woman, who is wearing a white long dress, fair skin and elegant temperament.

And that man looked a little overwhelmed.

Yes, in Zhou Xiaoou's perception, any man who looks more handsome than him deserves a beating... he must be ugly than him.

"I said Xiaoyi, we both have cars, but you just can't drive, why do you have to take this broken bus?" The man looked uncomfortable and began to complain to the woman. "Besides, aren't there beautiful scenery everywhere in our city? Why do you have to go to the countryside to sketch? What's good about the countryside? It's dirty and smelly, and there are also a group of unqualified and uneducated farmers."

Hearing the man's complaint, the beauty called Xiaoyi frowned and said, "Song Tao, if you really feel that the countryside is as unbearable as you said, you can go back now, and I can go alone, and you don't need to follow you."

"Xiaoyi, Xiaoyi." Seeing that the beautiful girl was angry, Song Tao immediately said with a smile. "I'm just complaining... If you want to go to the countryside, of course I have to accompany you. What if those bad guys bully you? Besides, I have arranged your residence tonight. When I arrive in the countryside, I will accompany you to sketch, and then go to my friend's house to eat authentic farm food. At night, we will sleep at his house and I asked him to arrange the room."

Xiaoyi listened to Song Tao's words, but there was no response.

In fact, she was extremely reluctant to follow Song Tao, but...ah, some things are hard to describe.

Zhou Xiaoou, who was standing beside him, listened to the conversation between Song Tao and Xiaoyi, and immediately wanted to go forward and beat Song Tao up.

Damn, what's wrong with the rural people? The rural people dig your ancestral grave?

At this moment, the bus to Lingshui Town finally arrived.

The car door opened, Zhou Xiaoou rushed up first, and Song Tao and Xiaoyi followed him up.

"Xiaoyi, you go find a seat first and I'll invest coins!" Song Tao said to Xiaoyi while taking money from his pocket.

Xiaoyi had disliked Song Tao, so she ignored him and walked into the car by herself.

There were quite a lot of people going to Lingshui Town. After getting on the bus, Zhou Xiaoou found a seat and took a seat. Then there was only one seat left in the bus, and it was next to Zhou Xiaoou.

So Xiaoyi had no choice and sat next to Zhou Xiaoou.

As soon as Xiaoyi sat down, Zhou Xiaoou smelled a faint fragrance coming from her body, which was very pleasant, like a kind of flower fragrance.

It seems that in the next hour's drive, I won't be lonely with this beauty.

"Xiao Yi, I'm here." Song Tao, who had invested the coins, quickly came over, but when he walked here, he found that there was no place for him.

So, Song Tao focused his attention on Zhou Xiaoou.

"Boy, get up, let me sit in this position!" Song Tao pointed at Zhou Xiaoou and said loudly.

Zhou Xiaoou was upset when he heard this.

Originally, when he was waiting for the bus, he was very upset with Song Tao's words of slandering the farmers. Now that he is not kind to him, Zhou Xiaoou becomes even more angry.

"Are you old, weak, sick and disabled?" Zhou Xiaoou asked with his eyes narrowed.

"You are so old, weak, sick and disabled! Boy, let me say something else? Do you believe it or not?" Song Tao became angry immediately when he heard Zhou Xiaoou's words.

"You are not the old, weak, sick and disabled, why should I give way to you? Are you good-looking? Do you think your mother has to give way to you?" Zhou Xiaoou is not a good person. Although he lives in the countryside, he is still a person who has studied at least, not to mention that the middle-aged women in the countryside are invincible in their ability to curse people. Zhou Xiaoou has been following the ears and eyes for many years and has learned a lot of cursing skills.

"My grass!"

When Song Tao heard this, he immediately exploded.

I was about to grab Zhou Xiaoou's collar when I stepped forward.

"Enough!" Xiaoyi, who had been sitting next to her, finally stood up. "Song Tao, this position was originally the one he sat down first. What reason do you have to give way to you? If you really want to sit, you can, then you can sit in my position!"

As he said that, Xiaoyi wanted to give up her position to Song Tao.

"Xiaoyi, how can I sit in your seat? You sit, you sit! I'm fine, just stand." Song Tao hurriedly said to Xiaoyi with a smile.

"Then you shut up." Xiao Yi glared at Song Tao in disgust and said.

"I'm afraid that he will be ill-treated against you. Look at him, he's just a farmer's dress. Xiaoyi, I tell you that farmers are the most incompetent and even very vulgar. He insists on sitting next to you. I wonder if he wants to take advantage of you later. You haven't seen the news. Most of the salty players on the bus are farmers..."

As soon as Song Tao said this, Zhou Xiaoou was unhappy.

He squinted his eyes, looked at Song Tao and asked.

"Are you sure that those who are not qualified and obscene who are you talking about are me?"

"Nonsense, I'm not talking about you, is it me?" Song Tao rolled his eyes, pointed at Zhou Xiaoou, and said angrily.

Zhou Xiaoou smiled and said, "Then do you dare to open the bag you carry to us?"

Just as Zhou Xiaoou was talking, a strange curve appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Now I have monkey hair that can be transformed into any object. You dare to scold me. See if I will mess with you, you doubt your life!

"Why should I open my bag to show you? Who are you?" Song Tao said.

"I dare not? It's not that there is something shameful in the bag, right?" Zhou Xiaoou said as he used a provocation, and said to the beauty beside him. "Beauty, you have to be careful."

Song Tao was so stubborn that he was directly trapped by Zhou Xiaoou's aggressive method.

"Boy, don't bewitch Xiaoyi!" Song Tao said loudly. "Xiaoyi, there is nothing he said about shameful things in my bag, just my clothes. If you don't believe it, I will open it for you now!"

Seeing Song Tao being trapped, Zhou Xiaoou once again showed a bright smile on his face.

I hurriedly took out a monkey hair from the storage box of my WeChat wallet.
Chapter completed!
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