"Turn everything in Song Tao's bag into sanitary products for me!" Zhou Xiaoou thought to himself.

Ding - The monkey hair is successfully used, and the remaining expiration time is five minutes.

Seeing that the monkey hair was successfully used, Zhou Xiaoou smiled very happily. Song Tao, Song Tao, you said that it is not good for you to offend anyone, but what do you want to offend my brother?

Originally, when Song Tao said on the left, the countryside was dirty, and when the farmers were not qualified, he had already angered most of the farmers on the bus who lived in Lingshui Town.

So, when Song Tao was about to open his bag, most of the people in the car looked around.

Song Tao still looked stupid, quickly took off the bag from behind, and then unzipped the zipper.

"Xiaoyi, look, my bag is full of...ah? Why is this happening?"

As soon as he saw what was inside the bag, Song Tao had not finished what he said, and he suddenly stopped.

Then, a look of confusion appeared on that face with bold capital and bold capital.

At this moment, Zhou Xiaoou certainly won’t be idle.

He pretended to look at Song Tao's bag, and then said sarcastically. "Oh, I said why don't you dare to open the bag? The bag contains all shameful things. Let's take a look, tt, Indian magic oil, candles... I'm so kind of, you have a complete set of things? You're so crazy and invincible!"

"You keep saying that I am a farmer, I am a vulgar. You are a city man who goes to the countryside for a tour, and you are preparing to spend the night, and you carry all these things in your backpack? Your quality is so noble! Oh, this TT is still produced in M ​​Country, this is a high-end product!"

"Ha ha……"

Zhou Xiaoou's words instantly caused countless people around him to laugh.

"Shut up!" Song Tao's whole face was like eating a steaming lump of flies, and his heart and liver were depressed.

When I looked at Xiaoyi's expression again, it was so gloomy and terrifying.

"Xiao Yi, it's not like this. I didn't bring these things at all. I don't know how these things got into my bag... Xiao Yi, don't get me wrong." Song Tao didn't have the energy at this time, and Zhou Xiaoou was not polite. The most important thing is to comfort Xiao Yi first. Don't let her misunderstand it.

"Misunderstanding?" Xiao Yi raised her head and stared at Song Tao with her eyes tightly. "These things are all in your bag. You told me that it was a misunderstanding? Song Tao, I really didn't expect you to be such a person? Why, I didn't agree to marry you, you are going to drug me tonight, right?"

"Xiao Yi, I..."

"Don't explain it!" Xiaoyi shouted loudly. "I will explain your affairs to my dad. Our children's dear will be completely invalid from today!"

"Xiao Yi, this is really not the case..."

"roll!"

Xiaoyi stood up suddenly, raised her leg and kicked Song Tao!

Bang!

This kick was very accurate and hit Song Tao directly.

"Aoah..."

Song Tao's face turned pale in pain in an instant, and he screamed loudly at the top of his throat.

"Damn it, the gut-limbing legs that have been lost for many years in the world? This lethality is too strong!" Zhou Xiaoou was stunned, and took a deep breath and quickly clamped his legs.

Xiaoyi didn't expect that she would kick so accurately with just one kick. However, when she thought of the things he brought, she could imagine what she had happened tonight and she immediately felt no guilt.

He grabbed the bag that was thrown on the ground and threw it hard at Song Tao.

"Take these disgusting things from you and get out of the car!"

It happened that the bus stopped at a platform at this time. Song Tao was worried about his vital injuries, so he quickly got off the bus and flashed.

Zhou Xiaoou covered his mouth and laughed secretly.

Grandma, do you mess with me? Do you mess with me with my brother?

Brother promises to make you feel so happy that you are so happy that you doubt your life!

The matter finally came to an end. After Song Tao got off the car, Xiaoyi sat alone in the car, and seemed to be in a good mood. After Zhou Xiaoou saw the power of monkey hair twice, he was also curious about the things sent from the red envelope group.

So, he hurriedly took out his cell phone.

bite--

bite--

bite--

In an instant, waves of news prompts came.

Seeing the thousands of messages flashing by, Zhou Xiaoou felt a pity in his heart, and instantly felt that he had missed hundreds of millions...

bite--

Another news came, it was the news sent by the Queen Mother.

Queen Mother: Everyone, today I specially created a chat group so that we can have a chat and entertainment venue in the three realms. Now, if you have anything you want to chat, speak freely. Of course, remember to send a red envelope...

Bull Demon King: Thank you Queen Mother, by the way, Queen Mother, I wonder if you have also pulled the jade-faced fox into the group?

Jade-faced Fox: I'm here.

Princess Iron Fan: Old Niu, get back to me!

Bull Demon King: Wife, I know I’m wrong...

Baicao Xianguan: OK OK, don’t talk about these useless things, send a red envelope quickly, OK, I’ll send one first!

As he said that, Shennong sent out a red envelope.

Rob!

Seeing this, Zhou Xiaoou immediately twitched the screen!

brush!

Grab it!

"Congratulations, I grabbed the red envelope from the Baicao Immortal Official and obtained a bag of fairy fertilizer."

Fairy fertilizer?

Zhou Xiaoou was stunned. What kind of thing is this? However, after having only used the magic of monkey hair just now, Zhou Xiaoou no longer suspected that these things were fake, especially after knowing that these things were sent by gods, Zhou Xiaoou was full of great expectations.

I planned to give it a try, but when I think about so many people around me, it would be bad if I saw them get a bottle of incredible things. Maybe I would even catch myself as a lunatic.

Let’s continue to grab red envelopes, grab all these things, find a place where no one is available and then slowly experiment.

At this time, Marshal Tianpeng sent a red envelope.

I'll grab it!

"The hand is slow, the red envelopes are snatched..."

Zhou Xiaoou felt unhappy. Damn, my speed is not slow, and Zhu Bajie has sent fifty bags, but he was robbed so quickly?

How fast are these guys’ hand speed? They are faster than the Kirin arm I have been training for many years?

Taibai Jinxing: Send it quickly, I haven’t been satisfied with it yet? Who is the king of luck? Keep up with it!

Li Bai: That's it, keep up!

Li Shangyin: Send it quickly, otherwise I will have to practice again.

Now, Zhou Xiaoou was stunned again.

Li Bai and Li Shangyin are actually in the group? Are you wrong? Haven’t these people been dead for hundreds of years? Why are they still alive?

When Zhou Xiaoou was depressed, the group became lively again.

Erlang Shen: Li Bai, Li Shangyin, you two ghosts, get out of here! We immortals send red envelopes to play, you ghosts have no right to speak.
Chapter completed!