Chapter 39(2/3)
It was a sunny morning. Du Heng stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling window and stretched his waist. He hummed a little and walked downstairs: "Today is a good day~~"
As a result, when he arrived in front of the fumigation furnace, the scene in front of him made him stay on the spot. Something was turned on by his fumigation furnace, and the fumigation bacon that was originally hung inside was pulled and fell to the ground.
If it falls to the ground, it doesn't matter. At worst, I can pick it up and wash it. But his bacon was chewed by something, and the things were not chewed neatly one by one, but chewed one by one and another.
A good piece of bacon was gnawed into a pothole, but few of them were complete!
Du Heng's face suddenly condensed into frost. The door of the fumigation furnace was open, but the feed port was closed tightly. Du Heng opened the feed port and looked at it. He saw a layer of cypress branches in the feed port, with orange peels sprinkled on it. Logically speaking, after a night of smoke and roasting, the cypress branches and orange peels should have been almost burned, but the stove was deserted and there was no temperature at all.
Du Heng looked carefully and saw that the soil under the feed port had black winding traces, as if it was destroyed by water during burning.
The first batch of bacon he made was ruined by something while he was waiting for the results with joy. He didn't eat it at all!
Du Heng's anger arose. He picked up two pieces of bacon and walked towards the kitchen. But when he arrived in the kitchen, he was shocked. He thought he had found the culprit for ruining his things.
There are eight big rabbits lying on the kitchen floor. How big are these rabbits? Each one is half a human tall. These big rabbits have beautiful furs, and each one is shiny.
The barrel in the kitchen was poured onto the ground, and the mouth of the barrel was facing the kitchen door. Du Heng saw that the half of the barrel of spiritual wine yesterday was empty at this moment, and only some wine lees were left inside.
The kitchen was filled with the smell of wine. The eight big rabbits were probably drunk and fell asleep on the ground.
The kitchen seemed to have been swept, and the lid of his pot was uncovered. He put the noodles in the pot and prepared to make fried dough sticks were half gone, and he supported the blessing of the powerful formation in the kitchen, so Du Heng did not see the batter all over the ground.
Du Heng closed the kitchen door casually, and he was so calm that he was terrible. He picked up a kitchen knife, walked around the big rabbit on the ground and walked towards his refrigerator. The refrigerator contained his ingredients and prepared meat. He just saw that the door of the refrigerator was slightly open.
When he opened the refrigerator door, his tears almost fell. It was gone, it was gone.
The meatballs he had worked hard to fry a few days ago were knocked over with two large basins in a clean wooden basin. The meatballs on the shelf were rolling round. Some of them were chewed with a bite and revealing their slightly white inner insides, while some of them were trampled on.
His white-cut braised pork, every piece of braised pork cut, turned into a dark blue light, and was also ruined.
There are also the ingredients he prepared, the ingredients he originally planned to use for the New Year, were thrown on the ground, scattered.
The ground was covered with rabbit shit, and there was no automatic formation in the refrigerator. These arrogant rabbits ruined his things and left evidence of guilt.
The only thing that has not been ruined is the ingredients placed in the frozen area. I don’t know if the rabbit didn’t touch it or the ingredients there could not attract the rabbit’s attention. In short, the small amount of fresh meat frozen there survived.
Du Heng closed the refrigerator door expressionlessly, and his hands holding the knife were trembling. Today is not a good day. His mood was deeply touched early in the morning. The flames of anger engulfed Du Heng, and Du Heng's eyes turned red.
At this time, a rabbit at Du Heng's feet moved his nose as if he was about to wake up. Du Heng squatted down and lifted its ears, then raised his knife and fell.
Xiaoxiao lay on the south window with a look of horror: "Chir--"
Blood splattered in the kitchen, and Du Heng started a massacre.
Feng Gui was dreaming, and in his dream he was swimming in the ocean of fine wine. Suddenly, he burst in with rushing light and shouted in horror: "Qiu!!!"
Xiaoxiao's wings slapped Fenggui's face: "Chirp!!"
Feng Gui woke up suddenly, and he suddenly sat up: "What?! The beast?!"
Du Heng poured himself a cup of tea with his hands trembling. The first time he killed such a big rabbit, he was not as skilled as Xuan Yu and the others. The blood was splashed on the ground in the kitchen, and the formation drained the blood. There were only eight huge rabbit corpses left on the ground, and a big head rolled down next to each dead rabbit.
When Feng Gui knocked on the door, Du Heng was so weak that he couldn't stand up. Feng Gui's anxious voice came: "Du Heng, Du Heng, are you okay?"
Du Heng wanted to speak, but he was so trembling that he couldn't speak. He wanted to tell Feng Gui that he was fine.
At this time, a light of spirit kicked open the door, and Xuan Yu broke into the door. Xuan Yu's face turned pale. He looked at Du Heng, then looked at the rabbit corpse on the ground, and then stepped forward and hugged Du Heng: "I'm sorry, I'm careless."
Du Heng didn't want to cry at first, but when he saw Xuan Yu's face, his emotions couldn't be restrained. Tears rolled down one by one, and Du Heng choked up: "The bacon was broken... the meatballs were destroyed... the things in the refrigerator were ruined... I don't want this, but I'm too angry."
Feng Gui opened the refrigerator and looked at it. He said to Xiaoxiao, "Go and call Jing Nan up."
Xiaoxiao ran out of the door, and soon Jing Nan came in with her hair disheveled: "Have you entered the Ei Beast?"
Du Heng cried so hard: "There is also the batter... the batter that needs to be made into fried dough sticks is also ruined..."
Xuan Yu hugged Du Heng tightly: "It's fine if you're fine. It's not right for me, I should be more cautious."
Jing Nan was shocked when he saw the corpse of the rabbit on the ground: "Oh, so many evil beasts?! This group of things hasn't come to the village for hundreds of years, right? Xuan Yu, have you caught them?"
Feng Gui shook his head: "It was Du Heng who killed him."
Jing Nan looked at Du Heng, then looked at the rabbit on the ground: "Yes, Du Heng, no one has ever caught a beast from ancient times to the present, you killed eight of them in one go. There is a future!"
Du Heng was feeling sorry for his food, and he was heartbroken: "The New Year is coming soon, they have ruined a lot of my things."
He really wanted to stay in the village well. He liked the village, but these bunches of rabbits slapped him in the face.
They destroyed not only the dishes Du Heng cooked, but also his confidence and sense of security.
Xuan Yu's arms were wet, Du Heng cried too fiercely, and Xuan Yu didn't know how to comfort him. He could only blame himself: "It's all my fault. I saw something abnormal in the Beishan barrier yesterday. I thought there was a monster hitting the barrier, so I went over to see it. But I forgot that the beast also had this method."
Jing Nan opened the refrigerator and looked at it. He immediately understood why Du Heng cried so badly: "This... is too much."
No wonder Du Heng's food was ruined like this, and even the good-tempered Du Heng got the knife.
Xuan Yu's spiritual sense spread into the refrigerator, and his expression became even more guilty: "I'm sorry, it's not good for me."
Du Heng shook his head: "It's not your business..."
What's wrong with Xuan Yu? In order to allow him to sleep well, Xuan Yu got up in the middle of the night to help him add cypress branches in the fumigation room. He blamed these beasts, and he ate them well, and he wasted while eating them. Du Heng's heart was bleeding.
Du Heng rarely killed live animals. Today he chopped down eight big rabbits' heads, and blood was stained on his clothes. He cushioned for a while before soothing his emotions.
Xuan Yu looked at Du Heng's red eyes and said, "You go and wash first, let's clean up the kitchen."
Du Heng wanted to clean up by himself, but Feng Gui and the others asked him to wash up first. He looked at the blood stained on the back of his hands, hesitated for a while before walking towards the bathroom.
Feng Gui said to Xiaoxiao, "Xiaoxiao, go and accompany Du Heng."
Xiaoxiao flapped her wings and followed Du Heng and left, leaving three big monsters standing in the kitchen and looking at each other.
The Ebeasts were dead and could not die anymore. They could use various fraudulent tricks and methods with their clever tongue. At this moment, they turned into cold corpses on the ground. Xuan Yu took out a storage bag and filled the Ebeast's corpse.
Jing Nan frowned and said, "You have lost this thing, why are you put it away?"
Xuan Yu said slowly, "You can't throw it away. With my understanding of Du Heng, when he comes to his senses, he will definitely find a way to make the corpse of the beast into a dish."
Feng Gui stood at the door of the refrigerator and snapped his fingers. The meatballs and vegetables on the ground disappeared, and the refrigerator became refreshing. Feng Gui sighed: "The three of us didn't even notice the erbeast appearing in the village."
Jing Nan shoveled out the batter from the pot and said, "You have seen the methods of repelling beasts. When they appeared in the village in the past years, no formation could stop them."
In ancient times, there was a magical monster that looked like a cute big rabbit. However, this kind of rabbit didn't like to eat grass. Its favorite thing was to drink alcohol, meat and deceive people. Moreover, they specifically chose the big guys in the cultivation world to deceive.
According to legend, Jiutou Xiangliu was deceived by this guy. After cheating away the poisonous fangs, he threw them away at will, causing a large area of land to be polluted by the poisonous gas inside the poisonous fangs.
They enjoy deceiving people because they are cute, and many people even think that their animals are harmless when they see them at first. However, the big guys in Yikeshu Village have been deceived.
For example, Feng Gui, Feng Gui was cheated of a phoenix feather. Later, Feng Gui found his glittering phoenix feather at the entrance of the village. Feng Gui was so angry that he didn't say anything for half a month.
For example, Xuan Yu, Xuan Yu was deceived by his spiritual sword, but Xuan Yu was not as lucky as Feng Gui, and his whereabouts were still unknown.
For example, Jing Nan, Jing Nan was cheated of a bottle of immortality pill. After the beasts finished eating the immortality pill, they smashed the jade bottle containing the immortality pill and threw it at Jing Nan's doorstep. Jing Nan was almost so angry that he exploded.
The last time the erbeast appeared in the village was hundreds of years ago. When several people in the village were guarding the situation, the erbeast did not appear. When they relaxed their vigilance, hey, they were all dispatched.
There is no reason why Ebeast can deceive so many big shots and still be rampant in the demon world. These monsters are deeply favored by the way of heaven, and they cannot stop them from any formation or barrier. The monks in the demon world have no way to do them, but they did not expect that the Ebeast army will face a catastrophe in Du Heng today.
When Du Heng cleaned up and came out, the kitchen was clean. Even the fumigation stove outside was cleaned up, and the meatballs and braised meat that were ruined by the beast were cleaned up by Feng Gui and the others. The kitchen was as clean as if it had never been used. Looking at the empty kitchen, Du Heng's nose felt sore and tears were rolling in his eyes again.
Who can understand the feeling of working hard for more than half a month, and once you return to the pre-liberation period? The Chinese New Year is about to be celebrated in ten days, and all the things he prepared have been ruined. He has lost the confidence to do it again.
Jing Nan looked at Tianse and smiled and said, "It's quite early, why don't we go to Lingxi Town to have a stroll?"
Feng Gui quickly answered, "I heard that Yunyanlou has a new dish. We have eaten the dishes made by Du Heng for so long. We haven't invited Du Heng to taste the skills of our chefs in the demon world?"
Xuan Yu said to Du Heng in a slow voice: "Let's go out for a walk? Is it good to relax? Don't be busy today."
Even Xiaoxiao rubbed Du Heng's legs sensible, as if he was persuading Du Heng: Go out, go out for a walk~
Looking at everyone who was trying hard to make themselves happy, Du Heng nodded: "Yes."
Niu'er put on the carport again. It slowly walked to the door of Xuan Yu's house, and then stood obediently at the door and shook its tail. When Du Heng got in the car, Niu'er seemed to know what Du Heng had encountered. It turned his head and rubbed Du Heng. Du Heng touched Niu'er's head and felt much better.
After he climbed onto the ox cart, he found that the furnishings inside the ox cart had changed again. This time the carport was antique, and no matter which corner it was infused with a low-key and luxurious charm. Just look at the row of jade carvings on the ancient shelf. Which one is not a priceless treasure?
Feng Gui and the others quickly climbed onto the ox cart, and Feng Gui said, "What are you doing while standing? Just sit there."
Jing Nan sat at the table in the hall as if he had no bones. He took out a pair of white mahjong from the storage bag: "Is there still half an hour to go to Lingxi Town? Are you playing cards?"
Feng Gui and Jing Nan sat at the table and greeted Du Heng: "Come on, play cards!"
Du Heng was a little restrained at first, but when he came to his senses, he had already formed a table with Xuan Yu.
Du Heng looked at the mahjong on the table carefully: "Is this...mahjong?"
Jing Nan smiled and said, "Yes, this is so popular in the world of human cultivation. Can you play it?"
Du Heng felt a little embarrassed: "That... doesn't know much."
Xuan Yu said calmly: "It's okay, I'll teach you."
Xiaoxiao climbed onto Du Heng's legs with a chorus. He squatted in Du Heng's arms, looking at the cards on the table with his big eyes open. Seeing that everyone was so enthusiastic, Du Heng could only bite his teeth and go on.
He can’t play mahjong, but Du’s father and mother can’t play cards, but many neighbors around him will sit on the mahjong table day and night. Dad Du said that getting married is like picking up soil, and spending money is like pushing sand. Some people are addicted to the mahjong table but forgetting their responsibilities and burdens. This is wrong.
Therefore, Du Heng has always had a certain prejudice against playing mahjong, but he knew that this was a national treasure, and being able to play mahjong well was also a skill. Besides, they just played a game on the way, and it didn't involve money. It should be fine, right?
Besides, Du Heng is still a beginner, so everyone should show mercy, right?
When the ox cart left the village entrance, the ox mooed long. The scenery outside the window quickly retreated to the back, and Du Heng recognized the cards under everyone's guidance.
As a result, when the ox cart arrived in Lingxi Town, Jing Nan and Feng Guizheng looked at Du Heng and Xuan Yu with a smile: "Well, it's not bad, it's particularly suitable."
To be continued...