At the beginning, you have to show your hand first. If others are convinced, you can easily say anything. If others are not convinced, you will easily cause trouble.

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Wang Xiaoteng introduced Guo Xiaotie, and Guo Xiaotie came up to the stage and said to Wang Xiaotie: "Mao'er, our buddies have a good relationship. You can't hurt me like you hurt them, right?"

Wang Xiaomao said with a smile: "We have a good relationship? Haha, it's not that easy to be a buddy."

"You know, I'm usually the one who hurts others."

"I don't need to know about this, as long as Brother Qian'er knows."

"Don't mention Brother Qian'er, the relationship between us two brothers ends here." Guo Xiaotie said to the audience again, "You don't know, just now Yang Mi said that she is familiar with Xiaomaoer, and I and Xiaomaoer have been together since childhood.

When my son grew up, the relationship between us brothers is not ordinary, he..."

"Dear audience friends!" Wang Maomao interrupted Guo Xiaotie and added, "I'll give you a spoiler. He just said that our relationship is unusual. He must have wanted to say that my wife is his classmate.

You have such low taste, it’s boring.”

Guo Xiaotie rolled his eyes at Wang Xiaomao and said: "We can't cooperate with our colleagues who can speak cross talk. He knows everything you want to say. If he knows, it's over. He also spoils it."

"Don't talk about that useless thing. Did you just say that we grew up together?"

"yes."

"Then why don't you stop growing when you're halfway through?" Wang Xiaomao said, gesturing with his hands to show the heights of himself and Guo Xiaotie.

"You have all seen it, making fun of other people's heights, and saying that I am in bad taste." Guo Xiaotie shot back, "This kind of person can only talk about others, he can't talk about himself."

Wang Mao Mao said with a smile: "You are satisfied. Your cross talk is all based on Brother Qian'er's family tree. Do you think we, the audience, don't know?"

After everyone laughed, Wang Maomao said again: "All joking aside, I'm really grateful to the three teachers for coming to our 'True Truth' event and serving as judges. Now that we're here, we can't just be judges, right? Three

Can you play something? Dajin, you come first... Dajin? Hey! What are you looking for? It’s not time to get the lunch box yet."

Huang Dajin was looking around in the direction of the director's team. Hearing Wang Xiaomao calling him, he couldn't help but smile and then said, "When I'm looking for a director, you didn't tell me the process in advance."

"Why didn't I tell you? Didn't I tell you that if you are invited to comment on the players, you have to dress more simply. Yang Mi knows that."

"That's right, that's right." Yang Mi echoed Wang Xiaomao.

"But you didn't say you can perform a show. How come your show doesn't even have a script or process?"

"Yes, I have it in my hand, but what I give you is just two words of truth."

"Then don't air it if the video was pinched just now. It's true that it wasn't, but when you ask, it seems like I did it on purpose." Huang Dajin said.

Wang Xiaomao smiled and said: "No need to pinch, I think it's pretty good. I've seen guests and hosts in other variety shows open their mouths and face the camera when they express surprise. Your reaction just now was quite natural.

You didn’t look at the camera at all and went straight to the box lunch..."

In fact, although there was no prior arrangement, Huang Dajin did deliberately look confused on stage just now, hoping to take the opportunity to raise something "without a script".

Huang Dajin had a drink with Lu Yuchi yesterday, and the two communicated well, so Huang Dajin wanted to help Lu Yuchi make this program a success. This is exactly the effect Lu Yuchi hoped to achieve yesterday when he saw that Huang Dajin was in a bad mood and communicated with Huang Dajin in time.

Wang Xiaomao was still talking: "Okay, who among the three will perform first?"

"I won't argue with this." Guo Xiaotie said with his hands behind his back.

"Ladies first," Huang Dajin also said.

"If you don't argue, if you say ladies come first, then it's me?" Yang Mi "reasoned" and came up with the result.

"You two are very gentlemen." Wang Xiaomao said to Yang Mi again, "Yang Mi, I know you have music works, and it is said that your song was all over the streets back then, so let's sing one for us today.

Bar."

"Okay."

"Okay?" Wang Mao Mao coughed a few times and said to the audience, "Okay, I would like to invite Yang Mi to bring us this song that everyone is familiar with. The song is called "The Father of Love"

"Sheep", this is a song that advocates protecting animals..."

"Brother Cat, Brother Cat, look at the notebook. Did you pronounce it wrong?" Yang Mi said awkwardly.

"That's right, I still remember the lyrics." Wang Xiaomao cleared her throat and sang, "I will spend my whole life to reward the ram."

"I just hope you can stop the miscarriage of the ewe." Guo Xiaotie also answered.

Everyone laughed, and Wang Xiaomao also smiled and said: "Why did you make 'miscarriage' come out when you sang it? Can this be broadcast? It's called 'The Circulating Ewe'."

"Anyway, it's the ewe and that's it."

"Hey, hey." Huang Dajin said to them, "Stop singing. If you sing, you won't be able to embody the classics of the original song."

"How do you talk?" Yang Mi said unconvinced, "Then I can sing better than Teacher Guo, right?"

Wang Xiaomao said: "If you listen to Jingyun Dagu, his singing is also very good. Okay, no kidding, let us enjoy this song brought to us by Yang Mi..."

After Yang Mi finished singing, it was Huang Dajin's turn to perform. Huang Dajin sang an English song that Chinese people couldn't understand and British people didn't understand. Then it was Guo Xiaotie's turn to perform, and he actually asked to sing too.

"Wait a minute." Wang Mao Mao couldn't bear it anymore and said to Guo Xiaotie, "Can you stop singing?"

"Eh? They all sing, why don't you let me sing? Don't you have a script? Is there a shady story?"

"We really don't have a script. We also pursue reality. I really feel for the audience. If you sing a song, we have to forget a song." Wang Mao Mao paused for a moment and then said to the audience.

, "Besides, Teacher Guo is here, so he has to tell us a cross talk."

The applause from the audience was very warm. Guo Xiaotie nodded to the audience, cupped his hands, and said to Wang Xiaomao: "It doesn't matter, but brother Qian'er didn't come today. It's okay to say that, you can have a chat with me...

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Not only did Guo Xiaotie say that he would talk about cross talk with Wang Mao Mao, but he also asked him to praise and tease Wang Mao Mao. He also chose a traditional cross talk "Jie Wa".

Mr. Ma Zhiming, the young horse master, has publicly stated that the "job" of "Jie Wa" is not easy to do, and the difficulty of "Jie Wa" is also recognized in the cross talk circle.

Because this joke is "literary", just like Lu Yuchi said to Han Shiqi before, it is literary, straightforward and eloquent. If you want to catch the audience's ears, you need a lot of skills.

Especially the joke "Jie Wa" takes at least twenty minutes to finish. There is no baggage in the first half of the time, and the actors need to fully enter the role. Not only must the telling be "catching", but the performance must not be sloppy either.

There are two "divine twists" in the second half, which require a funny actor to play a shameless role. The burden here is one sentence after another, but it needs to be "ugly".

Wang Xiaomao has a handsome appearance and a tall figure. In addition, he has read poetry and books. Although he follows the path of Ma School cross talk, his typhoon is very elegant. Speaking of typhoon alone, he is closer to Master Hou Baolin. Let him perform it

The ugly side of an ignorant person is inherently difficult, and he and Guo Xiaotie have never spoken words against each other.

In this way, there is no baggage in the first half, and in the second half, there is a "magical twist" in the plot. The two actors do not have the right words, so it is difficult to perform well, so Wang Xiaomao and Guo Xiaotie need some time to prepare.

Director Zhao thought this was a good idea, allowing Huang Dajin and Yang Mi to take a break. Moreover, Zeng Xiaobao's flight from Hong Kong was delayed and he was still on the way. Among the judges who served as star contestants, in addition to Lu Yuchi,

The other two haven't arrived yet.

Guo Xiaotie was experienced and asked Director Zhao how long he could give them for this joke, because cross talk, especially plot-based cross talk, would not be possible to cut out certain parts in the middle after filming. Director Zhao said that the best he could do was to

They were given fifteen minutes, so Wang Mao Mao and Guo Xiaotie hurriedly exchanged words.

While Wang Mao Mao was reciting the words, he complained to Guo Xiaotie in his heart, thinking that Guo Xiaotie was sincerely making things difficult for him. However, Wang Mao Mao really wrongly blamed Guo Xiaotie, and Guo Xiaotie would not sincerely make things difficult for him if it hurt his grandfather's face. Guo Xiaotie

The reason why I wanted to talk about a cross talk with Wang Mao Mao, and I chose such a difficult joke to praise Wang Mao Mao, was really just to praise Wang Mao Mao.

Although what Wang Xiaomao said when hosting just now was basically out of the script, and for the sake of authenticity, Guo Xiaotie and the others did not know how the script was written. But after listening to Wang Xiaotie's hosting style, Guo Xiaotie gradually understood Wang Xiaotie's style.

Cat's intentions.

Although this program's introduction to the guests is considered polite, it becomes less polite after the introduction.

Guo Xiaotie's judgment is good. The script was written by the staff, but the tone was set by Wang Maozu. Wang Maozu really wanted this effect, and it was not disgusting flattery like other variety shows. Since it is to be true, Wang Maozu

Director Zhao also hopes to create a feeling that this program will make things difficult for the guests.

It was precisely because Guo Xiaotie understood this that he wanted to talk cross talk with Wang MaoTiao. Although he also felt that Wang MaoTiao's hosting just now was very natural and his eloquence was beyond praise, but Wang MaoTiao was not a celebrity after all, so Wang MaoTiao

Making things difficult and teasing guests too much may offend the audience.

So Guo Xiaotie hopes that at this opening, Wang Xiaotie can show off his cross talk talent. If Wang Xiaotie can complete such a difficult crosstalk joke with Guo Xiaotie, no matter how he teases him in the future, the audience will think it is logical and logical.

Comfortable.

To put it bluntly, at the beginning, you have to show your skills first. If the audience is convinced, you can say whatever you want. If the audience is not convinced, you will easily cause trouble. So Guo Xiaotie is really thinking about Wang Maotai and wants to help him and praise him.

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Wang Miao Mao and Guo Xiaotie simply checked their lyrics once before going on stage, not wanting to keep the others waiting. Fortunately, Wang Miao Mao had solid skills, and Guo Xiaotie was a crosstalk actor who was famous all over the country.

As mentioned before, this is a literary joke, and the first half is a narrative. It is said that the funny actor rented a very cheap house. One day, he met the landlord by chance and invited him to dinner. Not only was he very considerate to the landlord, but he also paid the rent in advance.

After dinner, the landlord looked at the house and scolded the funny actor.

"Mr. Guo, you are a sensible person, what do I think of the old man?"

"Not bad."

"I paid the rent in advance and invited him to dinner. Isn't that considered thoughtful? The beer will make your stomach bloated, and the white wine will hurt your stomach. I specially bought rice wine, chopped ginger, and kept it warm. I'm worried that the old man's teeth will not be good.

Well, the fish and tofu are also specially made to be chewy."

"Yes, that's really thoughtful."

"I don't treat my father like this, right? After dinner, he asked to take a look, and I didn't stop him, but he started to curse. It doesn't matter if he curses me, you have to make sense, right?"

"This is indeed too much, you have to ask him!"
Chapter completed!