Life is often like this, some people excel somehow, and some people want to excel but never succeed.

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Wang Xiaomao and Guo Xiaotie simply checked the lyrics once, then walked onto the stage and began to perform this piece of "Jie Wa".

The first half of this paragraph is all about narrative. When it came to the first "flip" later when the landlord scolded Wang Xiaomao for no reason, Guo Xiaotie also said angrily: "You have to ask him about this!"

Wang Xiaomao himself was so angry that he was trembling all over and shouted: "Old man! Just make it clear and leave it alone. If you can't explain clearly, it's your fault! Tell me! I'm a prostitute and a gambler."

Well, I still did a 'square dance' in your house?"

"That's it! Ah? Square dance?"

Wang Mao Mao imitated the landlord's tone and said: "A den of prostitutes gathering for gambling? I won't even feel sorry for you if I chop you up! Let me ask you, where have all the furniture and appliances in my house gone?!"

According to the traditional saying, the "old man" here should be talking about "tile", so this section is called "Jie Wa". But nowadays there are so few bungalows that even some young viewers don't know what a tile is. Wang

The kitten changed "tile" to "furniture and appliances".

Wang Xiaomao was still talking: "Mr. Guo, you are a sensible person..."

"No! I don't understand! Please wait for a while." Guo Xiaotie interrupted Wang Maotai and asked again, "Then where are all the old man's furniture and appliances?"

Wang Mao Mao pretended not to hear, and continued: "This rice wine is good for the stomach..."

"No, no! It's not about nourishing the stomach now. Where are all the furniture and appliances in people's homes?"

"What?"

“Furniture and appliances!”

"Uh, it's broken, it's broken." Wang Xiaomao whispered perfunctorily.

"Why is that thing still there even if it's broken?" Guo Xiaotie asked.

"If it breaks down for a long time, it will be... gone."

"How many years have the dinosaurs been broken and can you still find fossils? You only rented it for a few days and then it's gone."

Although Guo Xiaotie's words are "praising", it is also a burden. This is an excellent cross talk actor. As mentioned before, although Wen's jokes are very demanding for funny actors, but praising actors must be able to catch up.

Especially in this section, the first part is all about narrative, and the praise cannot be distracted. The words will pass if you are distracted for a moment. But then it suddenly turns around, and the praise actor is required to shake off the burden, otherwise the audience will not understand. The so-called three points

Funny, 70% praise, this is not nonsense.

Wang Xiaomao grinned, frowned, and said, "You...you...you are confused!"

"Why am I confused?"

"I met the old man today. Did I pay him the rent?"

"Hand it in."

"Where did the money come from?"

"You didn't mean to ask for it from the owner across the street who sells second-hand home appliances."

"Why did he give me money?"

"Because you have a friendship and do business."

"Yeah, if we don't give the old man his home appliances, what kind of business will we have?"

Guo Xiaotie deliberately pretended to think for two seconds before saying in surprise: "With you, you sold all the furniture and appliances, and then paid the rent to them?"

This is writing that is not afraid of telling the plot repeatedly, but this is by no means verbose. This is to deepen the audience's memory and allow the audience to quickly review the plot, so that the "baggage" revealed can be loud.

Just like online novels, some authors advertise "unrefined" plots, but after reading a few chapters, readers forget all about the first part and don't understand the latter part. Therefore, intentional "explicit" and necessary explanations are two different things.

Let’s talk about the reply story, because there are two flips in a row, so you have to quickly review the plot that has been explained twice before you can connect it with the rest of the story. This kind of repetition sounds simple, but it tests your skill. Wang Xiao

The continuous short dialogue between Mao and Guo Xiaotie was fast-paced and emotionally intense. Not only did it have to be performed with expressions and body movements, but whoever was wrong would have nothing to say later.

Wang Xiaomao still pretended not to hear what Guo Xiaotie said, and said to herself: "This old man is so annoying, he just opens his mouth and curses people!"

"Are you so angry? Why aren't you so angry?! What kind of humanity do you have?"

"The old man is still chattering to me."

"There's no way to 'break up'."

"Can I suffer this loss?"

"Who suffers from this?"

"I raised my hand and slapped him to the ground with a slap."

"You still dare to hit someone?"

Wang Xiaomao puffed up her chest, shook her head and said, "Hit people? I never hit people, and the people I hit are not people!"

Lu Yuchi had been watching from the directing team. When he saw this, he couldn't help but said to Director Zhao and the staff who were laughing so hard: "This guy is acting in his true colors. In reality, he is also so choked when speaking. His use of words is so damn good."

It's in place, but the novels he writes are just not as popular as those little white novels on the Internet..."

Wang Xiaomao added: "I'm like the hero of an online novel. I step on the old man's head, point at his nose, and tell him, old man! I'll give you three days. Come and apologize to me every day during these three days."

!You can’t apologize in the same way!”

"Are you going to die or not?" Guo Xiaotie answered in a low voice.

"The first day! Help me clear the Taobao shopping cart first!"

"Isn't it thundering outside when you say this?"

"The next day! Help me pay back my Huabei and credit cards!"

"Okay."

"On the third day! Compensate me with 50 million..."

"ah?"

"Happy Dou'er!" Wang Xiaomao said with his head held high.

"Look at your potential." Guo Xiaotie said holding his tongue.

"I really hope that this matter will be over here."

"Is that over?"

"I never expected it. This old man is not ashamed!"

"Who is this without shame or shame?"

"I told my family when I got home, and the next day more than 60 people came to see me..."

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Originally, when recording this opening, the highlight was supposed to be the performances of the three celebrity judges, but it turned out that the winning numbers all fell on Wang Xiaomao and Guo Xiaotie. Life is often like this, some people succeed somehow, and some people try to succeed but fail no matter what.

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Of course, in Yang Mi's eyes, the most outstanding one is Wang Xiaomao. Guo Xiaotie may have brought his own mosaic, and Yang Mi's eyes have always been locked on Wang Xiaomao.

After recording this performance, they had a short break. Director Zhao wanted to include Zeng Xiaobao, who had not yet arrived, in the "interrogation" session later in the recording. As the appraiser, he wanted to appraise the three celebrity judges first.

When Wang Xiaomao's cross talk was about to end, Lu Yuchi had already pulled Han Shiqi out of the studio building. This was not only to smoke, but also to welcome Zeng Xiaobao, and of course, mainly to smoke.

"They flew over from Hong Kong, so I should greet them. Yang Guangzhao will be here soon, and his reputation is really big." Lu Yuchi took two puffs of cigarette and said to Han Shiqi, "Hey, by the way.

Cats can do it.”

"That's because my family has such a foundation and the living atmosphere is good. Yesterday he asked me to help him carry his notebook. I stayed at his house and he told me about it. His grandfather's house used to live on Jianshe Road, which is just around the corner.

There is only one intersection between Yingkou Road and Sanli. Young Master used to live in Sanli, and there were still old houses in that area without toilets. There was a public toilet just outside Sanli on Yingkou Road, and everyone in that area went there.

there."

"What do you mean, our little kitten has been squatting in a pit with the young master? Is it the skill that has been cultivated through 'inflammation'?"

"Then I don't know. Anyway, there was a sketch actor named Liu Yajin, who was a classmate of Xiaomao'er's father. They lived in an alley when they were young. Xiaomao'er's father later moved to Changzhou, Hedong, and was the founder of Wangpai Allegro.

Mr. Wang Fengshan, who praised Mr. Ma in his later years, lives in Changzhou."

"Oh my god! Are all my neighbors at this level when they play the role of a little cat? The founder of one of the three major schools of allegro script? The number one person in traditional cross talk today, Shao Ma Ye? That's okay!"

While they were talking, Zeng Xiaobao arrived, and they returned to the studio together to continue recording the program.

After Wang Xiaomao introduced Zeng Xiaobao to the audience, he said to Huang Dajin, Yang Mi and Guo Xiaotie who were also on the stage: "You three are the judges of the 'Ordinary People Are Extraordinary' competition area of ​​our 'Old American Truth' program. You need to first

Accept the test from our program team and we have to see if you tell the truth.

And Mr. Zeng Xiaobao is the appraiser of the "No Acting in Showbiz" competition area. He will help us judge whether what you are telling the truth. You three, please go backstage and change your clothes."

Zeng Xiaobao laughed and said, "That's so troublesome. I'll change it after the appraisal is done."

Wang Mao Mao also smiled, looked at the three people, and said, "I am doing it for their own good. After the appraisal is completed, their clothes may be useless..."

Huang Dajin, Yang Mi, and Guo Xiaotie all changed their clothes and returned to the stage.

As agreed before, Huang Dajin and Guo Xiaotie were both wearing hurdle vests and large trousers. The most valuable thing was the pair of round-mouthed cloth shoes under their feet.

Yang Mi was treated better, and the program crew actually prepared an oversized basketball vest for her, but no matter how big the vest was, it was still a vest, so Yang Mi still looked "rough" when wearing it.
To be continued...