"Lord Meng Yang! Lord Meng Yang!"

"No! Something bad is happening!"

Gongsun Wuwu's eunuch ran all the way and rushed into the courtyard of the Qi State Mission, panicking.

Eunuch Meng Yang had just returned to the courtyard and entered the house where Gongsun of Qi was staying. However, he did not see Gongsun Wuzhi. He was looking for it when he heard the eunuch shouting.

Meng Yang's stoic face was slightly stern, and he said in a cold voice: "This is the hotel, how is it inappropriate to shout? If others bump into it, they will think that we all don't know the rules."

The eunuch quickly confessed, but he was still in a panic and said: "Master Meng Yang, something really bad has happened! Gongsun, Gongsun, he..."

Meng Yang said: "How about Gongsun?"

The eunuch said: "Gongsun... go... go... go..." He hesitated and couldn't explain why for a while. He simply gritted his teeth and said bravely: "Gongsun, go and peek at the emperor's master bathing."

Got it!"

When Meng Yang heard this, his face immediately darkened. Although he was just an eunuch, he was very dignified and said: "Gongsun is playful, don't you know the importance? Are you going to let Gongsun do these stupid things?"

The eunuch knelt down and complained bitterly, saying: "Master Meng Yang, there is nothing you can do about it. Gongsun never listens to anyone, but Gongsun can still listen to Master Meng Yang's words. He also invites Master Meng Yang to personally

Go and find Gongsun, but don't... don't make any trouble!"

Meng Yang said no more, turned around immediately, strode away from the courtyard of the Qi State Mission, and hurried away to the courtyard where the Royal Family of Luo Shi was staying...

Didn’t you see that I, Gongsun, am busy?!

Gongsun Wuwu wanted to shout out so viciously, but he turned around and immediately met the emperor's gloomy eyes. He was so frightened that his spine trembled, he trembled all over, and with a "gudong" sound, he fell to the ground.

It has to be stretched out on all fours.

Ji Lin was already tall. At this moment, he was condescendingly looking down at Gongsun Wuwu who fell to the ground. With a cold smile on his lips, he repeated: "Gongsun of Qi, what are you doing here at such a night? If you are a widower,

You read that right, this is the courtyard where the royal envoys stay, not the courtyard where Qi people stay."

"This..." Gongsun Wuzhi's eyes rolled around. What was he doing here? Of course he wanted to peek at Taifu Qi bathing, but Gongsun Wuzhi could never say it out loud like this. He had a vague hunch that if he said this

If you exit, you may die miserably...

Gongsun Wuzhi made a difficult sophistry: "Back to the emperor, I am ignorant... I am not familiar with the situation of Fanguoguanyi, and I am lost..."

"Oh? Lost?" The smile on the emperor's lips slowly widened, and he said coolly: "Lost? Why did Qi Gongsun lie under the Taifu's room? sneaking around?"

Gongsun Wuzhi was covered in cold sweat and said: "The emperor... The emperor has learned clearly that Wuzhi is... he fell down just now, and he was just supporting the room. No, no other meaning."

Gongsun Wuzhi suddenly turned into a stammer. He himself felt that this sophistry excuse was very ugly and had no credibility at all.

At this moment, the footsteps of "ta tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap" were heard. It was Meng Yang!

Although Meng Yang was an eunuch, he was unusually tall. Gongsun Wuzhi saw Meng Yang at a glance, as if he were seeing a relative. Meng Yang strode over and did not help Gongsun Wuzhi who fell to the ground. Instead, he knelt down and said to the emperor.

He made a ceremony and said: "My humble minister Meng Yang, I would like to pay my respects to the Emperor."

Then he added: "The emperor please forgive me for my rudeness, Gongsun, there will never be a next time."

Gongsun Wuzhi argued for a long time, but Meng Yang exposed Gongsun Wuzhi's old background as soon as he came up. Gongsun Wuzhi wanted to defend himself, but Meng Yang stopped him and stopped him from speaking.

Ji Lin's face looked ugly, and he snorted coldly and said: "Gongsun of Qi was kidnapped by horse thieves. Since he was injured, he should recuperate in the post. I also think about Gongsun. Since it is In this way, from today until leaving Guanyi, Qi Gongsun will recuperate in the house and not step out of the house, do you understand?"

When Gongsun Wuwu heard this, he thought he was going to be put under house arrest? He wanted wind and rain in Qi State, and even the princes and sons couldn't go against him. Today when he arrived in Fan State, he was actually put under house arrest in a house. Just because I took one more look at Mrs. Qi's bath? And I didn't see anything clearly at all.

Gongsun Wuzhi's arrogant temper suddenly exploded. Before he could speak, Meng Yang had already grabbed him. Meng Yang knelt on the ground and said, "The Emperor is sorry. Gongsun already knows his mistake. Thank you very much, Emperor."

After saying that, he pulled Gongsun Wuzhi away. Gongsun Wuzhi wanted to quibble, but Meng Yang immediately pulled him away...

Ji Lin looked coldly at the direction Gongsun Wuzhi and eunuch Meng Yang were leaving, narrowed his eyes, and then found Zhu Dan, and arranged a few tiger soldiers around Gongsun Wuzhi, saying that no one should disturb Gongsun Wuzhi's recovery. In fact, Gongsun Wuzhi was banned.

There was a "bloody storm" and "turbulent waves" outside for a while, but inside the house, Qi Lu didn't notice at all. After taking a leisurely bath, he had just put on his coat, and before he could wipe his hair clean, he heard a creak. The door was pushed open, and the emperor walked in from the outside.

The emperor was dressed in black robes, solemn and handsome, with a serious look on his face. For some reason, Qi Lu vaguely felt that someone had provoked the emperor. The emperor was now very temperamental?

Before Qi Lu could understand what was going on, the handsome and majestic emperor had already strode over, picked up Qi Lu and hugged him sideways. Qi Lu was startled, and his words immediately turned into exclamations, "Ah... "There was a sound, followed by the sound of "plop" water.

The emperor actually hugged Qi Lu sideways and took Qi Lu, who had just put on his coat, back into the barrel. Qi Lu immediately turned into a drowned rat, flopped twice, stared and said, "What's going on?"

The emperor squinted his eyes and raised a smile at the corner of his lips. Not only Qi Lu, but the emperor also entered the barrel. The emperor's black robe instantly got wet, and the blackness became darker. However, the emperor did not look like a drowned rat at all. The emperor was not embarrassed, but as the black robe deepened, the emperor's sexy hormones burst out like a flood, making Qi Lu confused.

Ji Lin said hoarsely: "What's the situation? It seems that the Taifu hasn't figured out what's going on yet, and he's as unprepared as ever."

Qi Lu didn't understand at all, and still looked confused. The emperor already banged Qi Lu's wall on the edge of the barrel with a "Boom!" sound, and said in Qi Lu's ear: "Master, I'm disgusted."

"Ah?" Qi Lu's head was filled with confusion.

Then the emperor continued to say: "Therefore... I want to eat the master."

Qi Lu didn't know why, the emperor suddenly transformed from a puppy into a big wild wolf. Maybe it was because of menopause? Qi Lu fell asleep in a daze, exhausted. When he fell asleep, he was still thinking, no, that's not right. It's not menopause, I'm afraid it's adolescence. The emperor's youthful rebellious period may not have passed yet...

Because the emperor was about to turn into a little bitch in the middle of the night, Qi Lu slept soundly and soundly in the second half of the night. At dawn the next day, Qi Lu was still sleeping in a daze when he felt someone poking his cheek, and poked him on the left side.

, poked it on the right side, and then scratched it along the bridge of my nose. It seemed that I was having a lot of fun.

Qi Lu was too sleepy and had no strength to open his eyes, so he let the other person poke his face. Unexpectedly, after the other person poked him for a while, he was "unwilling to be lonely" and pushed Qi Lu, and a deep voice rang in his ears.

, said: "Taifu, Taifu..."

It was the voice of the emperor, poking and calling himself. Qi Lu didn't want to open his eyes at all. He said "Huh?" and raised his eyelids hard to take a look. The sky turned bright. It was too early. He was very tired last night.

, simply ignore the emperor, close his eyes and continue to sleep.

Unexpectedly, the emperor was tireless, and shook Qi Lu again, and said in his ear with a very gentle and gentle voice, like a coquettish voice: "Master, master, wake up quickly, look at me, who is more beautiful, me or Gongsun Wuwu?"

"

Qi Lu cried out the Three Character Sutra tiredly in his heart, "What's going on? Why does the emperor want to compete with Gongsun Wuzhi?"

In order to sleep, Qi Lu dealt with Ji Lin like a fly, and said in a confused voice: "You, you, you... you are beautiful, you are beautiful... you are beautiful."

When Qi Lu said this, he thought he could continue to sleep, but the emperor also felt that Qi Lu's tutor was very perfunctory, so he still shook Qi Lu and said: "Master, wake up and take a look at me."

Qi Lu really couldn't bear the disturbance. He opened his tired eyes and saw that his hair on the temples was all wet from yesterday's bath. The emperor also had his hair loose and not combed. He had long black hair, splashed with black ink, like satin. Ji Lin's hair

She is naturally very dark, black and smooth, with smooth hair, the kind that can be used to advertise shampoo. Unlike Qi Lu, Qi Lu's temple hair is slightly brown, especially at the ends of the hair.

It became maroon.

The emperor hadn't gotten up early yet. He was lying on his side on the couch, with one of his arms as a pillow, supporting his side of his face. His long black hair slid down the emperor's cheek. The most terrible thing was that his underwear was slightly loose and filled with a trace of blood.

A lazy breath.

One word - beautiful!

Ji Lin saw that Taifu reluctantly opened his eyes, but the next moment, Taifu Qi's eyes became "weird" and he stared straight at him. The handsome emperor smiled without hesitation and spoke with incomparable tenderness.

His voice said: "Master, are you handsome or not?"

Qi Lu's heart beat hard twice, as if he was beating a war drum. The war drums thundered for a while, which made Taifu Qi's blood boil. He rolled up his sleeves, rushed over without any explanation, and said viciously: "It's so early in the morning, you little goblin."

Just act like a monster and see how I teach you a lesson!"

Luo Yangjian originally planned to come in and wait on him to see if the Taifu was awake, but when he walked to the door, he heard the Taifu's shameless words. His face froze at that time, and he knew that the emperor was inside, so he immediately stepped out.

He gently closed the door and sent all the eunuchs and maids in the courtyard away in a sensible manner, lest the master would be too shameless and shout so loudly that the whole courtyard would hear him.

It was almost noon when the emperor left. Since he still had official duties to attend to, Qi Lu was slumped on the couch with a lifeless look on his face and was too lazy to get up. He wished he could stay on the couch all day.

Qi Lu was getting up, struggling against the quilt. It was almost noon, and he would have lunch soon. Qi Lu thought to himself, forget it, just get up.

Qi Lu got up and had a hard time washing and changing clothes. Then he heard a knock on the door and a voice from the shoulder of a goat saying: "Master, have you gotten up?"

It turns out that a visitor asked to see Grand Tutor Qi, and this visitor was very strange. He was not an official from a mortal country, nor an envoy from Qi or Zheng, but...

Naoyang Jian said: "It's the waiter in the post office who asked to see Taifu. He said that he had something important to ask Taifu Qi."

Qi Lu was already standing around. If anyone else heard that the diner asked for an audience, they would definitely despise him. However, Qi Lu didn't have any contempt for the diner, so he said, "Invite him in."

The waiter came in quickly and respectfully, and kowtowed to Qi Lu quickly. This man was the waiter in Fanguo Pavilion. He kowtowed and said, "I pay my respects to Mr. Qi, Mr. Qi, please help me!"

Qi Lu was a little puzzled and said: "What is this? Why do you shout for help as soon as we meet? Who wants your life?"

The waiter knelt on the ground and kept kowtowing, and said urgently: "Master Qi doesn't know something. You must be the only one who can handle this matter, Master Qi. Please save me!"

The baker said that only Qi Lu could do something about this matter, and no one else could. It was not because Qi Lu had a high position and was ranked first among the three princes of the Luo division, but because of Qi Lu's superb cooking skills.

The waiter cried and said: "This is the matter of the daughter of the State of Qi. Since the daughter of the State came to our hotel, she has not had a good meal. No matter how carefully the ministers prepared the meals, they were all beaten back by the maids beside the daughter of the State. Either it's oily, it's smelly, and I have no appetite at all. Our country is a small country, and the waiters have never seen much of the world. They have tried their best to prepare meals for the daughter of Qi State, but... it's completely No results!"

So, Qi Lu finally understood. The daughter of Qi State is difficult to take care of. I don’t know whether it is because she is not accustomed to the climate or because she is frightened. She cannot eat the food of the mortal country. She has not been able to eat well these days. After a meal, he was already sick. Fanguo was too small to offend Qiguo. If something happened to the daughter of the country in their territory, not only Qiguo, but Zhengguo, an in-law country, would also be held accountable by Fanguo.

The bakers in the mortal country lost their prejudices and heard that although Qi Lu was the Emperor's Tutor, he was good at cooking and a friendly person, and would not look down on the bakers and cooks. Therefore, the bakers were really at their wits' end. That’s why I had to bite the bullet and come to ask Qi Lu for advice.

Qi Lu had nothing to do at the moment. If he could help with something that was easy to do, it wouldn't be a problem, so he said, "Get up first. Tell me what you have done for the country's daughters these days." Listen."

When the waiter heard this, he happily stood up and answered Qi Lu's words.

The waiters cooked for the daughter of Qi State some specialties from the Kingdom of Fan, including big fish and meat, and everything. They were afraid that the daughter of the State of Qi would not be used to the dishes of the Kingdom of Fan, so they also used Haicuo, which was brought by the envoy of the State of Qi, that is, Seafood, made some dishes.

Qilu's seafood porridge has become "famous all over the world". I heard that the emperor was full of praise after eating it. The emperor's "idol effect" is unique these days. The princes and scholar-bureaucrats all regard the emperor's favorite as fashionable, so the seafood porridge soon became popular. It became so popular that the chefs learned how to cook it and served the delicious seafood porridge to the ladies of Qi.

The waiter said with a bitter face: "But...but this daughter of the Qi Kingdom drank seafood porridge. I heard from the palace maid that she only took one mouthful and said...that the seafood porridge was fishy and smelly, and she vomited it all!"

The chef of Fanguo added: "Our country is located in the inland, and the ministers are really not good at cooking Haicuo. In the past, there were not even one or two dishes throughout the year. I don't know how to deal with it and what condiments can be used to remove the fishy smell.

After using it all, the daughter of Qi State cannot bear the fishy smell at all, and the ministers really have no choice."

The daughter of the State of Qi disliked meat as being too oily, fish as being too fishy, ​​sea food being too chewy, and even vegetables as being too spicy. She said that leeks were too spicy and bean sprouts had a sour taste. She could only eat two mouthfuls of rice every day and could not eat anything else.
To be continued...