At nine o'clock in the morning, two lazy men were sitting under a tree eating breakfast. There was another fucking power outage. Moreover, the reason for the power outage was ridiculous. Some weirdo had stolen a large transformer in the villa community. The power might be cut off this time.

To the point of anger and resentment.

There are many people who steal wires and cables, but it is really rare to steal transformers. This requires not only certain skills, but also certain manpower and material resources. The question is how to sell these stolen goods? The brains of those who dare to collect stolen goods will definitely be caught in the door.

"Zero! What do you think about this?"

"I think there must be something fishy about this."

"What's weird?"

"Someone is so poor that they are crazy."

"…………"

After chatting for a while, the two of them had a glass of milk. Then they stood up in unison and twisted their waists with their hands, both of them looking like they had back pain.

"Hey!" Wu Ming said in surprise: "You kid also has back pain?"

The gopher asked doubtfully: "I can't have back pain?"

"You must have sore hands?"

"Why do I have sore hands?"

Wu Ming touched the gopher with his elbow, winking and joking: "You still need to ask? Are you just a bystander?"

After waking up the dreamer with one sentence, the gopher rolled his eyes and said angrily: "I have already replaced it with a brand new one."

Wu Ming's eyes widened: "Brand new? Can it be used?"

"certainly!"

At this moment, the women's gang headed by Bai Xiayuan came back from outside. They seemed to have just returned from running. Three women dripping with sweat came under the shade of the tree and continued to practice bamboo swords. They seemed to be extremely energetic and went up the mountain.

You may not be able to catch a tiger without breathing.

The two men let out a long sigh. Their women screamed "No, I'm going to die" last night, but they were able to get up energetically and do physical exercises in the morning. Sure enough, there will only be exhausted cows in the world, and there will never be any.

There will be plowed fields.

"How is it? How is it?" Wu Ming asked enthusiastically: "Where did you get the new one? How does it function?"

"It was replaced by Germany!" Gopher said calmly: "It's just a little bigger and a little slow to start, but the battery life is good."

Too big? Wu Ming felt as if a cold wind was blowing through him, which was extremely desolate...

The gopher continued to add fuel to the fire: "It's really annoying! I always feel a little awkward wearing swimming trunks."

"You sister!" Wu Ming exploded and said angrily: "Are you showing off Jiji Da in disguise?"

The two eavesdropping women thought their man was talking about a new sports car at first, but now they realized that the man was talking about the battery in his crotch. They secretly spat at the same time, how could two shameless bastards talk about such a topic?

Really no shame or shame.

"Lend me your cell phone."

"casual!"

Gopher picked up Wu Ming's cell phone on the table. After the call was connected, he spoke a few words mysteriously, speaking in the dialect of a small West Asian country that he only understood. After making the call, he threw the cell phone away.

He walked toward the swimming pool, plopped his phone, and fed the bastard with his cell phone.

After Wu Ming was dumbfounded for two seconds, he cursed: "Damn! Why did you throw my phone away?"

"Uh..." The gopher was also stunned for two seconds, then scratched his head and laughed dryly: "Sorry, I'm used to it."

Whether it is making a call or sending a message, it will not last more than a minute. Each mobile phone is only used once and thrown away immediately after use. He is obviously just a grave digger, but he behaves like a spy. Wu Ming got up helplessly and walked to the swimming pool.

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Ding Zhenyuan raised fish in the swimming pool and put food in it. The water was so turbid that it was impossible to see the mobile phone at the bottom of the pool. Wu Ming frowned. The mobile phone was not afraid. Guan Jian was the phone number in the card.

Retrieving the number from the card is a very troublesome thing.

Wu Ming glanced at the women under the tree, rolled his eyes, and said leisurely: "Whoever helps me pick up the phone will be rewarded with a hundred yuan."

"I...I'll help you fish it out..." Ding Zhenyuan hurriedly raised her little hand, like a puppy seeing meat and bones, and trotted to Wu Ming's side, excitedly saying: "I'll help you fish it out right away."

stand up."

Money lovers who are greedy for petty gains! Bai Xiayuan and Ye Limei smiled and shook their heads, while Wu Ming showed an expression as if his plot had succeeded. As long as he had meat buns in his hand, he would always attract dogs. The foodie took the bait as expected.

Ding Zhenyuan got out of the pool and only waded a few steps. Suddenly her soles slipped and she sat down directly in the water. Maybe she was too nervous. She seemed to have forgotten to stand up and drank the water while thrashing...

The depth of the water was only about 1.2 meters. It would be difficult to drown a landlubber at such a depth, but it was more than enough to drown a strange flower like Ding Zhenyuan. Wu Ming was so angry and funny that he didn't think much and hurriedly went into the water to fish for her...

Wu Ming carried Ding Zhenyuan to the bank of the pool and asked her to lie down on her back. After coughing a few times, she vomited a little water and then started to cry...

"You idiot! You can drown in such a shallow water. I really admire you."

Ding Zhenyuan said aggrievedly: "Mei Da is not an idiot, I...my feet are cramped."

"Are you having a cramp?" Wu Ming touched his chin and muttered: "The cramp may cause convulsions and then cause heart paralysis. I think it is necessary to give you artificial respiration. Lie down quickly..."

Wu Ming pressed Ding Zhenyuan's shoulders. Just as he was about to lean down, he found that the sky had suddenly turned cloudy. It turned out that it was a shadow that covered the sky and blocked the sun. He felt the extremely strong murderous aura behind him, and the hair on Wu Ming's gallbladder fell instantly.

"Oops, I'm really confused. I should rub my legs first when I have cramps."

"Go away!" Bai Xiayuan pulled away from Wu Ming with a dark face and coldly snorted: "It's all your fault, just stay here."

"Ahem! I'm going to fish for mobile phones..." Wu Ming laughed dryly and returned to the pool dejectedly, continuing to fight for the great cause of fishing for mobile phones.

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The store had been closed for more than two months, and spider webs had formed inside. Elephant and others had been cleaning and tidying up all day. When they got home, it was almost five o'clock. They heard some noise coming from the kitchen, and they walked in together.

, and then I saw two women who were in a hurry...

The kitchen was in a mess, and there were seven or eight prepared dishes on the dining room table. There was a strange smell. The expressions of several men all changed. Damn it! It seems that the chef tonight is not Ding Zhenyuan. These two are in front of me.

Women seem unreliable?

"Are you back?"

"Why are you the ones cooking?"

"Die is sick, let's cook for her."

"There may be no electricity at night. Go and call Wu Ming, Xiaodai and the others..." Bai Xiayuan turned around, showed a virtuous smile, and said loudly: "We are ready to have dinner."

Preparing for a meal? Preparing for a disaster? I wonder if I can see the sun tomorrow after finishing the meal? The corners of the mouths of the elephant and others twitched slightly.

At this moment, Wu Ming walked into the dining room and came to the dining table. He picked up a piece of meat and put it into his mouth. After chewing it twice, he spit it out and cursed: "This dish

Who the hell cooked it?”

Bai Xiayuan turned around and walked from the kitchen to the dining room, waving the spatula and saying fiercely: "I cooked it, how about it?"

Wu Ming immediately gave a thumbs up and praised: "It's so damn delicious!"

Bai Xiayuan showed a little pride and said happily: "Then you can eat more later!"

Flatterer, let’s see how you die! Elephant and others covered their mouths and snickered.

Wu Ming coughed twice and said quietly: "My boss called me just now and said that he would take care of me and invite me out for dinner. You guys can eat slowly!"

"Stop!" Bai Xiayuan stopped Wu Ming, who turned around and wanted to run away, and said in a conspiratorial manner: "Your mobile phone fell into the water today. How did you receive the call?"

"…………"

Ye Limei walked into the dining room with a plate of dishes and said, "Why are you standing there? Go and call Xiaodai and the others so they can start dinner."

Soon, everyone gathered in the dining room.

Several Christians prayed for much longer than usual before meals. Doctors and others wanted to memorize the entire Bible. Moreover, their prayer today was not to thank God for blessings, but to pray for God's blessing and life-saving.

It's a blessing, not a curse, but you can't avoid it. This is someone's intention. No matter how unpalatable it is, they can't refuse it. But after taking the first bite, everyone stopped using their chopsticks, and the expressions on their faces became weirder than the others.

She originally thought that the food cooked by her fingers was already unpalatable, but she didn't expect that anyone could cook it even more unpalatable than her. Elephant and the others couldn't help but sigh, their fingers could cook such excellent ingredients that even dogs wouldn't eat them.

The chefs are even more powerful tonight, and the dishes they cook...

I don’t know if it was a coincidence or not, but as soon as dinner time came, the little black dog wagging his tail walked to his plate in the dining room, looked at the meat on the plate, and then suddenly left wagging his tail without even smelling it.

As the chef, Bai Xiayuan was greatly shocked and muttered: "It seems really unpalatable? How about we go out to eat?"

Wu Ming shook his head and said with a faint smile: "No, just eat these. This is what you want after all."

The gopher shrugged and chuckled: "When we were young, we often ate food that was more palatable than these."

"Don't talk nonsense!" Wu Ming scolded and said in a deep voice: "When have we ever eaten something more tastier than this?"

"…………"

Although the words were beautiful, Wu Ming and others only took a few bites. As long as they accepted others' wishes, they did not have to make fun of their own lives. Having a healthy large intestine was the most important thing.

After eating instant noodles, Wu Ming and Bai Xiayuan took the little black dog out for a walk. Due to the power outage, there were several times more people walking than usual, and most of them were with dogs. Wu Ming untied the dog leash,

Let the little black dog play with other people’s dogs.

From falling in love at first sight to renting a house, it takes a little longer for humans, but it only takes a minute for dogs. A little black dog and a small white dog just barked at each other twice before hooking up. The little black dog stood obediently.

It stood motionless, with the small white dog's forelimbs resting on its back, trembling excitedly, very quickly...

Their postures reminded people... Bai Xiayuan's pretty face started to turn red, getting redder and redder, until it was almost bleeding. Wu Ming also had an uncomfortable look on his face, and secretly complained in his heart, "Damn dog"

Men and women, don't they use other postures? For example, Guanyin sitting in the lotus position?

The two puppies finished their work quickly, and their owner walked forward slightly embarrassed. When the two met each other, they were all surprised.

"why you?"

"Is this your dog?"

It was fate that they had traveled thousands of miles to mate! The owner of the little white dog was actually Leng Bingbing. Wu Ming secretly smiled bitterly. They lived in the same villa area. Sooner or later, they would bump into each other, but they didn't expect it to come so soon.
Chapter completed!