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When the countdown to Ruan and Tang's engagement ceremony entered the ninth day, Tang Yuyan went back to live with her biological father. For a week, no matter how hard Wu Ming tried to deceive him, he couldn't deceive him. He took off his pants and had his camera ready. As a result, the hair was not put to any use, and the plan was declared aborted. [b1 3kanwang/b high-quality update]

A stupid girl who is usually quite stupid suddenly had an idea at a critical moment. He knew he should have killed her in the parking lot of the police station. He decisively stopped the car and took photos of her nakedness. Wu Ming's guts turned green with regret. .

The countdown to Ruan Tang's engagement ceremony entered the last two days. Guo Zhao's blackmail failed. After a long discussion, the adulterer and her husband formulated a plan. They decided to imitate the common bloody plot in TV dramas and steal the bride.

The plan has been decided, let’s keep having fun. Is anyone’s bachelor party going on for ten days? Yes, this person is Comrade Ruan Nan. Wu Ming is very honored to be invited every time. They can be said to be the most harmonious people in the world. Husband and adulterer.

With red peaches and green willows and ripe plums growing every day, Wu Ming almost forgot about his life in the mortal world. He was drunk and dreaming for ten consecutive days, so much so that he was still a little confused when he got up in the morning. It seemed that he had to do something very important today, what? What's going on.

Damn, today is the day Ruan Nan and Tang Yuyan get engaged.

Last night, Ruan Nan had given many instructions to snatch the bride on time. When Wu Ming looked at the time, he breathed a sigh of relief. As long as he drove faster, he would arrive in a hurry and he could still find time to make up a ridiculous line about snatching the bride on the way.

Wu Ming pulled Zhuge Dachang and went out anxiously. If he was late, Tang Yuyan would really get married, and he would be protected by law. The engagement ceremony of the Ruan and Tang families was not held to defraud gift money. There were many rich people People hold engagement banquets in order to obtain certificates. They invite staff from the Notary Office of the Civil Affairs Bureau to the scene to register and receive certificates for the newlyweds directly at the engagement banquet.

"Brother Pig, drive faster."

"We're already speeding."

"I'm afraid of the fine! Even if we are fined, we won't pay it."

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In addition to not running a red light, Zhuge Dachang frequently overtook other cars on the road. When they entered Haiding District, they saw that they had more than enough time. They stopped at a noodle shop and ordered a bowl of the legendary Yangchun noodles.

"Here, why are there no meat or side dishes on this side? This is plain noodles."

"Nonsense, Yangchun noodles are plain noodles."

Wu Ming burst into tears and said, "You should have told me earlier! I often hear people calling for a bowl of Yangchun noodles on TV. I thought it was so delicious? It's actually plain noodles."

Zhuge Dachang covered his mouth and snickered: "Stop talking nonsense and eat quickly."

After the two finished eating the noodles, they picked their teeth and slowly walked back to the car. Wu Ming snapped his fingers and said, "Let's go and grab the bride."

"Have you figured out how to rob it?"

Wu Ming twisted his thigh, his eyes immediately moistened, and he said with grief: "Are you really going to marry someone else with my flesh and blood?"

"Damn, this is so bloody."

"Then what do you want?" Wu Ming curled his lips and said, "You want me to go in carrying a can of gas and shout that if you dare to marry someone else, I will light a fire immediately."

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The New Century Hotel is a small hotel with no star rating. The two of them parked the car with some doubts in their eyes. The Ruan and Tang families are both from wealthy families. How could they choose such a small hotel to hold a wedding event.

The red word "Da Xi" was very eye-catching, and the door was full of red cannon debris. There was no one greeting guests at the door. Wu Ming's eyes widened. Could it be that the engagement ceremony had already begun? After getting off the car, he rushed straight into the hotel and saw everything. I didn't read the sign outside the door.

After Zhuge Dachang got out of the car, he carefully looked at the signboard, which read: Groom Ma xx, Bride Yu xx. He sweated immediately. He took out the wedding invitation and took a closer look, only to find a fatal mistake. The place is New Century Hotel, and this is New Century Hotel. There is only one missing word. It happens that this hotel also holds wedding events, which is really a scam.

Wu Ming rushed into the hotel lobby and saw a couple kneeling in front of the high hall from a distance. The master of ceremonies happened to ask: "Bride, are you willing to marry the groom?"

"She doesn't want to." Wu Ming yelled. He had no time to show off his acting skills and pretended to be heartbroken. He directly said loudly: "Xiaoyu, do you really want to take my child and marry someone else?"

The bride turned around and said in horror: "You...who are you?"

The bride is not bad looking, but she is not Tang Yuyan. What is the situation? Wu Ming twitched the corner of his mouth twice and pretended to be nonchalant and said: "Since you don't know who I am, then just marry him."

The wedding banquet suddenly turned into chaos. Wu Ming took advantage of the chaos and ran away. Before leaving, he heard the groom roaring: "Young Yu, you screamed very affectionately. Is the child in your belly his? I want to divorce you." "

Wu Ming slipped out of the hotel like his butt was on fire, waved to Zhuge Dachang who was leaning against the car door, and said in a panic: "Brother Zhu, leave quickly, they are about to come out."

After getting in the car and driving for a while, Zhuge Dachang smiled happily and said, "How is the situation inside?"

"Are you getting divorced?" Wu Ming sighed and said carelessly: "Today's young couples simply treat marriage as a child's play and call it divorce for no reason."

Zhuge Dachang glanced sideways and said coolly: "They did it for no reason."

Wu Ming smiled and said: "If a couple doesn't even have the most basic trust, it won't last long. We just help them test their love."

"If you want to sleep with a girl, there is no need to worry."

"Wow, Brother Zhu is so talented. You always have something insightful to say."

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At 11:50 in the morning, the auspicious time is approaching and the engagement ceremony is about to begin. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang are still chatting and laughing, but Ruan Nan and Tang Yuyan have become ants on the hot pot. Why don't they come?

Tang Yuyan kicked Ruan Nan next to her, covered her face with tulle, and gently squirmed her lips: "Didn't you say that this bastard would come to steal your bride? Why haven't you come yet?"

"There's a traffic jam."

"If he doesn't come, we will really get married."

Ruan Nan said with a playful smile: "This may be destined by God, let's just accept our fate. Anyway, I am handsome and you are beautiful, and we look like a husband and wife."

Tang Yuyan said slowly: "If we really get married, the first thing I will do is to destroy you to prevent you from going out to spend time."

"You are too cruel."

"If you don't think of a solution quickly, how can we delay the time later?"

Time passed by minute by second, boom, the bell rang, it was twelve o'clock at noon, the auspicious time had arrived, Tang Yuyan was waiting eagerly, but she still didn't wait for the person who came to snatch the bride wearing a golden armor and a colorful auspicious cloud, you damn bastard, Isn't it because I am too timid to come?

"Newcomers please come on stage."

Ruan Nan shook his flowing hair and said elegantly: "Sorry, I have to go to the toilet first."

Father Ruan snorted coldly and said: "I won't go in the morning, and I won't go in the evening. I want to go now, but I'm not allowed to go until I get my certificate."

Ruan Nan begged: "Dad, I'm about to pull out, just let me go."

Father Ruan's body trembled and he said in a deep voice: "After receiving the certificate, you want to travel abroad. Now just stay here."

"Uncle, I'm a little nervous. Is it okay if I want to go to the bathroom?"

Father Ruan smiled heartily and said kindly: "Go ahead, kid."

Tang Yuyan glanced at Ruan Nan with disdain and walked to the bathroom with her head held high. Ruan Nan muttered dissatisfiedly: "Dad, you are treating me differently."

"You kid, stop chirping."

The urine could escape for a while, but not forever. Tang Yuyan did not dare to stay in the bathroom for too long. After all, it was too embarrassing for a girl to let others misunderstand that she had a bladder problem. As soon as she came out, the master of ceremonies and notary called the newcomers to the stage.

After trying the music, the host smiled and said: "If no one objects, we will ask the couple to read the marriage declaration first."

"I object."

Wu Ming rushed into the banquet hall and roared. Thousands of pairs of eyes at the scene immediately focused on him. The newlyweds on the stage were greatly relieved. They all breathed a sigh of relief and secretly laughed. Why did they come now?

"Xiao Ji, help me kick this kid out."

After hearing the order from the old man of the Ruan family, several people in military uniforms surrounded Wu Ming. Two middle-aged people were school officers and had pistols hanging on their waists. They had put their hands on the holsters as a warning. Obviously, get out of here, or you may be covered in blood for five steps.

I went there, he had a gun, how could he rob me? Why didn’t Ruan Nan say he had a gun? Wu Ming wiped his sweat. The faces of the newlyweds on the stage were also alternately red and white. Ideals are always very good. Plump, reality is always very skinny.

It felt like the Monkey King wearing golden armor and flying colorful auspicious clouds had just flown down from the sky and was beaten to death by a little gangster with a brick. Sure enough, the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment. It’s really How ironic.

I didn’t commit murder or arson, so I shouldn’t be willing to shoot. I bet. Wu Ming ignored the surrounding soldiers and walked to the host table with dignity. As expected, he didn’t dare to shoot. Several soldiers stepped forward to hold Wu Ming. Surprisingly, He actually didn't hold it back.

Wu Ming was like a Demon Tyrannosaurus, dragging four people holding his arms and legs forward. It was very slow, but very steady. With one against four in pure wrestling, he could actually win. Everyone sitting here widened their eyes. Darling, you are so powerful.

"Let him go."

Several soldiers left with blushing faces. Wu Ming strode to the stage and said affectionately: "Life is only a few decades, and the most important thing is to be happy. Do you really want to be with someone you don't like? Don’t let your life leave any regrets, just come with me, okay?”

After Wu Ming strode onto the stage, he realized that there were many media around him. Cold sweat broke out on his forehead. What happened today would definitely become news. If Yan Ruyu and Leng Bingbing saw it, it would be over. The relationship that was already in jeopardy might be It will end immediately and there will be no chance of recovery. What should I do?

"I ask again, are you willing to come with me? If you don't say anything, I will assume that you are willing."

Tang Yuyan nodded imperceptibly, Wu Ming strode forward, and then took Ruan Nan's hand...

Poof, the old man of the Tang family who was watching the show spit out the tea in his mouth. Everyone present was stunned by the scene in front of them. Wu Ming pulled the dumb Ruan Nan off the stage, and then they ran towards the theater with their shoulders swung. Outside the door, there is a pair of birds flying together.

He actually came to snatch the groom. I have seen bride snatchers before, but groom snatchers are relatively rare. Moreover, it was a man who snatched the groom away. The people of the Ruan and Tang families still didn't react, and they seemed to be scared to death.
Chapter completed!