Chapter Twenty-Five: Friends Are Everywhere(1/2)
Crazy, really crazy. A man actually snatched away the groom at the wedding. Although such an unusual incident of robbing love is not unprecedented, it is definitely shocking and extremely domineering.
The white military vehicle drove out of Haiding District. Wu Ming glanced at Zhuge Dachang, whose shoulders were shaking all the time, and said angrily: "Haven't you laughed enough?"
"Pfft, haha..." Zhuge Dachang couldn't help laughing and said: "You two will definitely be on the front page tomorrow."
Ruan Nan clenched his hands and supported his chin, shook his head and pretended to be cute, and said cutely: "Young Master Wu, you have to be responsible for others."
The uncle was so cute that his bladder hurt even if he didn't have balls. Wu Ming shuddered and said in a vicious voice: "Brother Pig, open the door and I'll throw him out."
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"Damn, that's so heartless." Ruan Nan screamed and complained: "You pulled me out and caused me to be misunderstood as a gay by the whole world. Shouldn't you be responsible?"
Wu Ming, who was sitting in the passenger seat, turned around and said arrogantly: "You will go as soon as I lead you. Are you a donkey?"
"If you don't leave, I will be Tang Yuyan's man now, and you will be happy."
Zhuge Dachang asked curiously: "You seem to be quite resistant to the marriage arranged by your family."
"I have no resistance. We will get married sooner or later anyway. I just don't want to marry Tang Yuyan."
"Why."
Ruan Nan said helplessly: "That little shrew has used me as a punching bag since she was a child. If I marry her, I will never have a chance to marry her in this life."
Wu Ming said disdainfully: "You are so worthless. I can squeeze that girl into eighteen different positions with one hand, and you are still afraid of her."
"Who is not afraid of the tigress? She said she would destroy me on the first day of marriage and turn me into Wu Yingxiong. If a man becomes a eunuch, his wife will be useless."
"Who is Wu Yingxiong."
Zhuge Dachang looked at Wu Ming seriously and explained: "If you are Wu Sangui, then Wu Yingxiong is your son."
"Son." Wu Ming looked at Ruan Nan with a half-smile and said, "Come on, let's make a nice scream."
"roll."
After a few seconds of silence, Zhuge Dachang asked in a very ambiguous tone: "Sangui, I still can't figure out why you want to steal the groom."
"You think I'm really gay." Wu Ming said with a dark face, "You didn't know before you went in. The guards have guns and cannons in their hands. If I wanted to steal my bride, I would have been beaten into a sieve by others."
Ruan Nan pouted and said, "So you just rob me."
"You're such a steal! You didn't see me dragging you out, and there wasn't even a single person to stop me."
"No wonder the old man doesn't want to see me..." Ruan Nan frowned and asked suspiciously, "Did I really pick it up?"
Zhuge Dachang ridiculed: "The second wife gave birth to you, Super Dimension Ranger."
Ruan Nan replied: "You are the one who gave birth to me by my second wife."
"Normal people are born with second wives. No one wants a third wife."
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Wu Ming sighed and said: "In short, men are worthless these days. Traffickers abduct women and sell them to places where there are no birds to eat to be wives. Have you ever seen anyone abducting men and selling them to be husbands?"
"With the groom gone, the engagement ceremony can no longer continue."
"Nonsense." Ruan Nan rolled his eyes and said, "Is it possible that my father can take over?"
Zhuge Dachang showed a wretched expression and said: "It is only natural that a son should repay his debt to his father. You can't tell. Maybe I can help you get a bridal chamber."
Wu Ming jumped to his feet and said anxiously: "Dong, your sister! If that old boy dares to touch a hair on my woman's head, I will cut off his roots and curse him to have a son without a butt hole."
"Master Wu."
"Um."
"I have an asshole."
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"Okay, stop talking nonsense, where are we going now."
"I had a bowl of plain noodles in the morning. It was worse than the beggars in the train station square. Let's find a place to make a meal of meat first."
"That's right, let's find a place to eat first to celebrate my temporary return to being single."
The white military vehicle drove out of Haiding District in a hurry. At this time, the temple had been bombed at the engagement ceremony. The elders of the Tang family were still calm, but the elders of the Ruan family were already blushing and thick-necked with anger. However, the groom did not bring his mobile phone and wanted to contact him. Can't be contacted at all.
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In the exhibition hall on the first floor of Fengtai International Hotel, the brand "Issey Miyake" is holding a winter fashion show here. This fashion show does not invite guests, only some professional media people and clothing dealers.
Both sides of the catwalk were lined with guns and cannons. The show hadn’t even started yet. Many photographers were still adjusting their equipment. The quick ones had already set up their equipment and were looking forward to it. Among the piles of professional photography equipment, two mobile phones were held high. It seems extremely abrupt...
"Damn, why don't you come out yet?"
"Sangui, you have to be patient, we are also considered professional photographers."
Are you a professional at taking pictures of people's skirts? Behind the two of them, Ruan Nan secretly wiped his sweat. While they were eating, Ruan Nan bumped into an acquaintance who worked as a clothing distributor, and then Wu Ming and the others appeared here.
Of course, they are not very interested in clothes. They are only interested in beautiful models. After the press conference, there will be a cocktail party. There must be beauties at the reception. They plan to invite a few beauties to play together.
The lights suddenly changed, and the loud music started playing. After the host talked nonsense for a while, the catwalk officially started. Wu Ming, who was at the exit of the runway, hurriedly raised his mobile phone high, and two gentlemen whizzed past...
Wu Ming was so frightened that his hands shook. He turned back to look at Ruan Nan and asked, "Why is there a man?"
Ruan Nan shrugged and said: "This is not a pure women's clothing conference, this is a winter clothing conference. You can't let female models show off men's clothing."
"Why not? I think it's sexy for women to wear men's underpants on the catwalk."
"Topless."
"certainly."
"How could that not be sexy?"
“It’s really intolerable when men wear women’s underwear on catwalks.”
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After a group of men's clothing, it was finally the turn of women's clothing to appear. The first female model to come out was wearing a winter skirt. Wu Ming immediately picked up his phone and took pictures of the bottom of her skirt. The face of the female model on the catwalk froze. The bandits who came here dared to take pictures of women's skirts so openly.
After the female model showed off her performance, she walked back and saw that Wu Ming was happily waiting for her to go back with her mobile phone. Her movements immediately became awkward and her steps on the stage became unnatural. When she returned to Wu Ming's side, she was nervous His left foot stumbled over his right foot, and he stumbled onto the catwalk.
After a brief period of screaming chaos, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang lifted the embarrassed female model onto the runway. Within a minute of falling, the female model's shoes and socks were gone. As soon as she returned to the stage, she immediately ran back to the dressing room. , panicked as if there was a poisonous snake behind him.
Ruan Nan proudly took out a pair of stockings and said with a smile: "I took them off, they are awesome."
"Yes, I am 80% capable..." Zhuge Dachang held another pair of silk stockings in his hand, looked at Wu Ming who was empty-handed, and said regretfully: "Your skill has deteriorated."
Wu Ming spread his hands and said, "She's not wearing any underwear. What can I do?"
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He is worthy of being a leader in the adultery world and an old-timer in the gangster world. What is realm? This is the realm. Zhuge Dachang and Ruan Nan were ashamed. When they were still complacent about a pair of silk stockings, they didn't know that their senior had already thrown them away a few streets.
"By the way, didn't you say that this brand is from Japan?" Zhuge Dachang looked at Ruan Nan doubtfully and asked, "Why did I just hear that little girl calling you my sister, your sister?"
"This brand is indeed Eastern, but the models seem to be from China."
Wu Ming wiped his sweat and said humbly: "We seem to be blindly patriotic."
"This is a reminder that we need to be sensible when it comes to patriotism."
"She didn't have a national flag on her body. Who knows which country she is from." Zhuge Dachang refused to admit his mistake: "Who asked her to perform a show for the Japanese? She deserves it."
More than an hour later, the brand fashion conference ended and the reception officially began. The guests moved to the hotel restaurant. Wu Ming and the other three were still eating when two white models came to their door, two tall and long-legged male models.
Whose butt is so cocky, how come it attracts men?
"China is truly a magical and beautiful place, and every inch of it is fascinating."
"Are you going to buy a cemetery?"
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After Wu Ming choked one of them, the other continued to speak in blunt Chinese: "I think you have great potential. Do you want to be a model?"
"With a monthly salary of 10 million, we will do it if we can afford it."
"Not that much, but I think you might be interested in this job."
"I'm bored and not interested."
"Are you really not interested in being a condom trial model?"
"What are you talking about, a condom trial model." Wu Ming became interested and asked, "How to try it out."
"Try it on male and female models together."
"I'll go ahead." Wu Ming exclaimed and praised, "This job is worth it."
"How about it, are you interested?"
"Yes, yes, I'm interested." Ruan Nan nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, and asked: "There shouldn't be many models like this. Let's go, what are you doing?"
"It's like this. The cost of hiring female models for a long time is too high. In order to save costs, the company plans to hire male models, leaving me to choose the male model I like."
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To be continued...