Chapter Thirty-One: Shit Stirring Stick
Quietly watching Bai Xiayuan, who was wearing a kimono, walk into the boarding aisle, a touch of sadness flashed in Wu Ming's eyes. He lowered his head and looked at the scarf hanging on his chest. He shook his head and smiled. It was an ugly and ugly scarf.
It's an ugly scarf, but it has a woman's heart engraved on it. It's very warm, very warm...
Bai Xiayuan's butt shadow disappeared in the passage. Wu Ming turned around sadly and found several contemptuous looks around him. Did he meet a Japanese hater? His body suddenly trembled, and he said coldly: "What are you looking at?
,Have you never seen a traitor?"
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Wu Ming did not come alone to see off the plane, Ding Zhenyuan also came with him. The two of them turned a blind eye to the angry looks around them, walked out of the airport leisurely, and got into the Mercedes-Benz parked outside the airport.
"Shall we go home now?"
"Don't go back yet, let's go visit the class."
"What is a visiting class?"
"You'll know when you go there."
The Mercedes-Benz SUV drove smoothly towards China Overseas Film and Television Park. Ding Zhenyuan soon dozed off. Wu Ming only focused half of his mind on the road, and the other half was thinking about his thoughts. It had been ten days since he came back from the capital, and his life was quite peaceful.
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The Gopher is still paying attention to the news about the Apostle of God, but there has been no progress. The enemy is hidden and we are clear. If they have the intention to hide it, no one can do anything about them. I heard that Masao Hamasaki, who had been communicating with the news before, suddenly disappeared.
I don't know what happened, but Wu Ming has asked Bai Xiayuan to inquire about the news when he returns.
How could there be no news for no reason? Isn’t it possible that the game disappeared again?
The two came to Zhonghai Film and Television Park and entered the old house where the crew was stationed. The crew was taking a lunch break...
The '500' duo, who had not seen each other for many days, chatted non-stop after meeting. After chatting for a while, the two young 250s went to visit the old house hand in hand. They said so innocently that Wu Ming was nominally Tan Xiaobai.
In fact, he came here for another woman.
"I never knew your name was Shen Miaozhu."
Shen Miaozhu ate the lunch in small bites and took the time to reply: "It seems that I am indeed not famous."
Wu Ming nodded and said: "You are very beautiful. I have watched your previous movies and TV series online these days, and I discovered the reason why you are not popular."
"What's the reason?"
"You wear clothes even when you act."
"Pfft!" Shen Miaozhu spat out the rice in her mouth and said angrily: "Who is acting without wearing clothes?"
"About ten of the movies I watch feature actors without clothes on."
"How could it be..." After Shen Miaozhu screamed, she immediately realized and said angrily: "Are you talking about Alphabet Movie? I'm not that kind of actor."
Wu Ming sighed and said: "Your ideological awareness is really too low, and you don't have the professionalism that a popular star should have."
“Does taking off your clothes count as professionalism?”
While the two were discussing professionalism, the stage manager got into a fight with several extras. The reason was that the extras thought the lunch box was too little meat and too ugly. The quarrel became more and more violent. In the end, a group of extras took off their costumes and threw them away.
On the ground, he dropped his pick and left.
The treatment of extras is not good. Actors A, B, C and D only get a few dozen yuan a day, and a line actor only gets two to three hundred yuan a day. It is common for extras to quarrel or even fight with the crew, which everyone finds strange.
No wonder.
It wasn't until the lunch break was over that the director realized that something serious was going on. The extras who had chosen to leave went out and said some bad things about the crew. As a result, the crew couldn't find the extras, and the skylights were about to be opened for the afternoon filming.
Since extras can’t be found, the crew will come in. The chief director gave the order, and there were twenty or thirty people including stage management, makeup, and other miscellaneous people. Even the assistant director went to sea in person. Wu Ming originally He was just watching the excitement from the side, but he couldn't stop Shen Miaozhu's efforts, and he became a glorious extra in a daze.
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The Japanese broke into the house of the eldest lady played by Xiaobai, burned, killed and looted them. On the way to pursue them, they were blocked from all sides. The concubine played by Shen Miaozhu and the eldest lady played by Xiaobai embarked on the road to escape together after they were separated from their families. Wu Ming is a very important part of this scene.
"Director, why do you want me to play the role of a Japanese? I want to play the Eighth Route Army."
The assistant director, who was dressed in a Japs uniform, patted Wu Ming on the shoulder and said sincerely: "Young man, I think your role as a Japs will be very popular."
"Really?" Wu Ming was stunned for a few seconds, then curled his lips and said, "I still want to play Eighth Route Army."
"Believe me, the Eighth Route Army is not suitable for you. You were born to play the role of a Japanese traitor."
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What does it mean to be born to play a Japs? Wu Ming's expression was a little hurt. A stage manager from the Eighth Route Army next to him covered his mouth and said with a smile: "What's wrong with playing a Japs? You guys will have a play about bullying women later, and I want to play a Japs too." Woolen cloth."
"Wait..." Wu Ming was shocked when he heard this, and immediately asked excitedly: "Is there really a scene about bullying women?"
"certainly."
Wu Ming immediately moved next to the assistant director and said shamelessly: "Director, let me act, let me act. I am very good at adultery scenes, and I am proficient in all kinds of bed skills..."
The assistant director interrupted helplessly: "Okay, okay, let you act, let you act, right?"
"Director, are there any scenes where the heroine is raped?"
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Shen Miaozhu, who happened to be passing by, staggered and glanced at Wu Ming with shame and anger. She let him rape her outside the scene, but he wanted to rape her in the scene. The bastard who killed a thousand swords will definitely go to the eighteenth level of hell after death. Never be reincarnated forever.
Everything was ready, and after the final confirmation of each unit, the chief director announced the start, and the shooting officially started...
A group of Japanese soldiers played by Wu Ming rushed into the courtyard of the old house. There was a sudden panic and the servants ran away crying and howling. In the panic, Wu Ming rushed to the heroine Shen Miaozhu, hugged her and pushed her to the ground. , the entire set suddenly became silent, and the whole world looked in shock.
"Ka!" the chief director jumped to his feet and cursed: "Who told you to catch the female lead?"
Wu Ming pressed on Shen Miaozhu and asked blankly: "Didn't you say you rushed in and burned, killed and looted at will?"
"You've captured the leading lady, how can I continue to act in the show?"
After a short period of physical recovery, filming resumed. In panic, Shen Miaozhu finally ran out of the old house, and the little devil played by Wu Ming and others pursued her...
The interior part came to an end, and the crew came to the outdoor shooting area. The scenes such as smoke and fire had been set up, and the filming started soon.
In the scene, the little devil played by Wu Ming leads the way, chasing a maid who is in a panic.
"Flower girl, where are you running?"
Wu Ming devoted himself wholeheartedly and played the image of a wretched little devil. This was an exciting scene of humiliating women. Just when he was about to catch up with the maid, the maid who had only heard his voice and only seen his back turned her head and screamed. .
"don't want!"
Damn! It was me who screamed, right? Wu Ming was so frightened by the maid's uncanny face that he jumped back to the assistant director like lightning and said loudly: "Sir, I'll leave this pretty girl to you."
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Just like that, a maid as ugly as a pig was pushed to the ground by a group of little devils. Wu Ming hid aside and couldn't bear to watch. It was really embarrassing for the brothers. Moreover, choosing such an ugly woman to bully was too insulting to the little devils.
of aesthetics.
The shots of the extras were almost all done in one take. Since there was no line design, Wu Ming and others' lines for the little devils were all spoken casually. Anyway, the expressions were barely in place, because someone would be found to do the Japanese pronunciation during post-processing.
In the last scene of the afternoon, the little Japs and the Eighth Route Army came into close combat. The Eighth Route Army leader played by the second male lead led the team to repel the Japs, and then had a beautiful encounter with the eldest lady played by Xiao Bai. This was a fight scene, for
In pursuit of authenticity, big-name martial arts instructors require everyone to fight as realistically as possible.
Start shooting!
The Eighth Route Army and the Little Jaap met on a narrow road in the woods. They saw a little Jaap rushing into the Eighth Route Army formation with lightning speed. In just ten seconds, he knocked down several Eighth Route Army soldiers and trampled the second male lead under his feet.
The image is so heroic...
Wu Ming stepped on the second male lead's back and said domineeringly: "If you are willing to surrender and become a traitor, I will let you live."
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The studio fell silent again, and the chief director knelt down. Where did this weird thing come from? He weakly added a click, then said with a loudspeaker: "Brother, you are playing a devil, yes."
Is it necessary to be so brave?"
"Can't you?"
The chief director said angrily: "You are playing a Japs, not the Eighth Route Army. Your image must not be heroic. This is reserved for the Eighth Route Army."
"You didn't tell me earlier."
"I..." The chief director didn't know how to answer the question. He sighed and said, "Everyone, take a break first. We'll start filming again later."
The chief director was obsessed with Wu Ming, but this big-name extra was a friend of the number one and two female leads. He had no choice but to swallow his anger. However, in order to prevent the problem baby from getting into trouble again, he assigned the deputy director to patiently explain it to Wu Ming.
How to act once.
The filming started again, and this time it went smoothly. After the Eighth Route Army and the Japs met in a narrow road, after a hand-to-hand battle, the Japs played by Wu Ming and others were beaten to pieces. The chasing male lead number two shouted energetically: "Stop, we Eighth Route Army..."
Here comes the scene-stealer, Wu Ming whizzes past the camera, shouting in panic: "Ya Mie Die, Ya Mie Die..."
The chief director knelt down again, and finally truly understood what being a shit maker meant. Except for the second male lead, everyone else laughed so hard that Shen Miaozhu couldn't stand upright. The originally dull set was filled with so much laughter.
It becomes vivid with a living treasure.
Wu Ming used to have some resistance to the camera, but after working as an extra for a long time and acting for a long time, he found it quite fun and happy. He decided to come to the set to be an extra when he had time in the future. After the chief director heard the news,
Chapter completed!