Chapter Thirty-Two: The Wounded Wolf
It’s actually snowing in Zhonghai. It’s been snowing in sporadic light snow since I woke up in the morning. Snowflakes the size of fingernails are flying down colorfully, like pear blossoms falling in the wind. It’s so beautiful that people can’t help but want to sing poems in praise...
"Floating down three thousand feet, I suspect..." The doctor who was admiring the snow on the balcony on the first floor shook his head when he suddenly noticed a bra floating down from the sky, and said blankly: "A bra flew into our yard."
"The stream flew down three thousand feet, and the bra flew into our yard?" Wu Ming walked out of the room and said slowly: "Doctor, don't you know that we have a saying in China that there is a god if you raise your head three feet up? If Du Fu is here
God knows that if you change his poem like this, he will definitely crawl out of the ground and bite you in the butt."
The doctor smiled nonchalantly and said, "This poem seems to have been written by Bai Juyi."
"Really? You've become more knowledgeable recently."
The doctor pointed to the courtyard and said with a smile: "A piece of underwear did fly in. It seems to have come from the villa next door."
Wu Ming walked to the courtyard, picked up a red bra, and after repeated clues, he exclaimed: "Wow! It is indeed a rare and powerful weapon."
"The murder weapon?"
"I must return such a dangerous weapon to others as soon as possible."
"Bai, can underwear be used as a murder weapon?"
Wu Minghu said with a face: "Why not? It can cover people to death, strangle people, and even smoke people to death if it is not washed for a month. This is a very cruel killing weapon."
"Well……"
"If you leave it in the ice and snow for a few hours, it can be used as a hammer, which is as powerful as a brick."
"…………"
"Teacher has taught us since we were young that we should not be ignorant when we pick up gold..." Wu Ming folded the bra and said righteously: "I will take it and return it to others now."
The doctor shook his head and sighed: "Do you really want to take it back?"
"Doctor, have you seen Jin Ping Mei?" Wu Ming showed a sly smile and said, "Do you still remember how the Pan family's sister-in-law met the official Ximen?"
"It seems that Pan Jinlian accidentally hit Ximen Qing's head with the bamboo pole holding up the window."
"That's right!" Wu Ming clutched the bra tightly, snorted angrily, and said, "I think this underwear is a stepping stone. The girl next door threw it here on purpose to seduce me."
"Her husband might be at home, aren't you afraid?"
"I'm afraid of hair. I can take care of that old boy with just one hand."
"…………"
When the two were discussing the problem of the sister-in-law next door, two mice came out of the house. One was a seven-foot tall mouse, and the other was a fat little guinea pig. Ding Zhenyuan is from the south and is very afraid of the cold.
Wearing a bloated down coat, a cotton hat, cotton trousers, cotton shoes, and cotton gloves, she could be hit by a small-caliber pistol without causing any harm.
Wu Ming and the doctor asked the gopher for his opinion on the problem of the sister-in-law next door. The gopher didn't say anything. He just brushed his long hair handsomely, as if to say: If you are here, will women look at you?
I wiped it, and it really made me unhappy.
A man who is so beautiful that he is almost evil will become the focus of women's attention wherever he goes. Gopher is such a man. If he is willing to put on women's clothes and dress up a little, he will be even more attractive than his wife.
Fortunately, Gopher is a homebody and doesn't usually go out to cause harm to the country and people. He is like a mouse hiding in a hole. He only comes out at night to move around. His personality and appearance are also relatively feminine. He is like the moon in the sky, hazy and beautiful.
But it's out of reach.
The beauty of the sky eagle is like the sun. It shines brightly at any time and always attracts flowers and plants to look at it. However, if you get too close to the sun, you will be burned. The moon is out of reach, and the sun has always been elusive and out of reach.
It was unfortunate to have two extremely handsome friends by his side. Wu Ming and the doctor sighed in unison, and the three men and one woman looked at the falling snow quietly for a long time...
The doctor stretched out his hand to catch a snowflake and said lightly: "Snow reminds me of the beautiful Lyon. What about you?"
"Me?" Wu Ming looked into the distance and said quietly: "The snow reminds me of the sheep on the Scottish grasslands."
The gopher touched his right arm and said with emotion: "The snow reminds me of the white wolf in Siberia."
Seeing everyone's reaction, Ding Zhenyuan couldn't help but laugh and said: "Snow reminds me of marshmallows. I heard that snow mixed with sugar is delicious."
The three men looked at each other and smiled, and the faint sad atmosphere disappeared in an instant. The doctor felt a little homesick, Wu Ming remembered the days when he lived in Scotland, the gopher recalled the scene of being attacked by wolves on the ice field, and Ding Zhenyuan just said
The words dispelled the sentimentality in the men's hearts.
Women are cuter when they are dumber.
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Around noon, the snow stopped. Because the snow fell lightly, it melted soon after it fell on the ground and did not form snow. At this time, several men were helping Ding Zhenyuan cover the cold-resistant vegetables in the courtyard.
Cover with plastic film.
Ding dong, the doorbell rang.
Through the iron gate, Wu Ming and others were deeply surprised when they saw the visitor. Standing outside the door was a man who could wear the same pants as them. He was a Buddha, with a demon in his heart, an evil left hand, and a prajna in his right hand.
He is the wolf who kills people with Buddhist beads.
Why is Cang Lang here? Why did he come to China to leave the boss of a big temple alone? After Wu Ming and others walked to the gate, they discovered that Cang Lang was injured, with gauze wrapped around his right shoulder and his arm hanging on his chest.
, no matter how you look at it, you have a level 5 or 6 disability, right?
"what happened to your hand?"
"I'm injured..." Canglang said with a dark face, "My shoulder blade was broken with a brick."
Wu Ming winked and said, "Are you teasing his wife?"
"roll!"
"Could it be that the monks' wages were deducted, causing public outrage and causing the monks to be beaten?"
Blue veins appeared on Canglang's face, and he roared: "I was injured by a very powerful killer."
"Killer?" Wu Ming asked suspiciously: "What killer can use bricks to kill people?"
"Don't you like it?"
Wu Ming said angrily: "You are a good citizen now. Since you let the killer hit you with bricks, why didn't you call the police and wait for the police to arrest you? Why did you come to China eagerly?"
The gopher smiled and joked: "Do you think having your shoulder blade broken with a brick is something worthy of showing off, so you came here to take a photo with us?"
"I'm not kidding anymore..." Canglang's face turned serious and he said in a deep voice: "I fought against the killer who sneaked up on me, and I found that his fighting skills have the shadow of Mr. Kamel."
Wu Ming and Gopher screamed in unison: "Are you talking about Teacher Kamel?"
Realizing the seriousness of the problem, Wu Ming and others stopped smiling. After the group entered the house, they immediately entered the study, where Cang Lang told the story of his attack from beginning to end.
A dozen nights ago, when Cang Lang was patrolling the temple, a black shadow appeared on his back like lightning. He raised a brick and slapped it hard. Fortunately, he reacted quickly when he heard the footsteps and avoided the fatal blow to the back of his head.
One blow only broke the shoulder blade.
"At that time, if I had reacted any slower, I would have been shot to death."
"Who is the killer? What does he look like?"
"His skin was as black as carbon."
"Is it the devil?" Wu Ming looked horrified. After receiving a few contemptuous looks, he immediately woke up and said with a smile: "I forgot for a moment that the killer is a black man?"
"Nonsense!" Canglang rolled his eyes, frowned and said, "I saw the shadow of Fengshan Forest in him."
The doctor interjected and asked, "What is Fengshan Forest?"
Cang Lang replied: "This is Teacher Kamel's fighting mantra, as fast as the wind, as slow as the forest, as aggressive as fire, and as motionless as a mountain..."
Wu Ming nodded and explained in detail: "As fast as the wind requires fast speed, Xu Rulin requires uniform moves, aggressive as fire requires fierce attacks, and motionless as a mountain requires attention to defense."
The gopher sitting on the young boy twisted his hair and asked slowly: "Does he really have the shadow of Teacher Kamel on him?"
"I won't be wrong..." Cang Lang insisted: "He is tall. When I fight against him, it feels like I am fighting against an elephant."
"But Teacher Kamel didn't teach us how to use bricks."
"He probably just picked it up and used it. After we fought, he threw the brick away."
"Is he very skilled?"
"Not bad!" Cang Lang coughed twice and said with a hint of guilt: "If he hadn't hurt me in a sneak attack first, I could have beaten the shit out of him."
"The truth is that your shit was almost beaten out of you."
"…………"
Everyone fell into deep thought. What is the relationship between the killer and Kamel? Is he a member of the Apostle of God? Why did he assassinate the wolf? Was it the instruction of Kamel? All of this makes people feel confused.
Apart from Wu Ming, Cang Lang is the most powerful in actual combat among the Beast Team, but he actually got injured. Although he launched a sneak attack from behind, it is not easy to sneak attack Cang Lang without certain strength.
thing.
"Smelly rat, what do you think of this matter?"
After pondering for a while, the gopher said, "I think the killer is trying to kill people to silence us. I guess he will find us soon."
"I won't be afraid of ten bricks if I get them."
Canglang made a sound and hummed: "Aren't you afraid? Yesterday I took bricks, but tomorrow I might take sulfuric acid. I'll give you a spoonful from behind. Are you afraid?"
"It won't be so vicious, will it?"
"He wants your life, how can he not be vicious?"
Wu Ming smiled shyly and asked, "By the way, have you seen his face clearly?"
Cang Lang said seriously: "No, it was too dark at that time and the light was not bright enough, but I could see his teeth clearly."
"teeth?"
"Yes, very white."
"…………"
Wu Ming and others did not chat in the study for too long. Since Elephant Siyan and others were not at home, they planned to wait for everyone to gather and discuss it in detail. The enemy hiding in the dark finally moved out. They will need to be careful when traveling in the future.
, if someone accidentally slaps a brick, then just lie down.
Chapter completed!