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Chapter 48: The Gopher's Teacher

There are very few people with natural red hair in this world. It is said that only Nordic people have red hair genes in their blood. Wu Ming only remembers one man with natural red hair, a man whose appearance is not inferior to that of a gopher, and his teacher.

Chania.

Hania, this is the name of an angel, representing the beauty of God. He is one of the instructors of Wu Ming and others. He has enchanting and beautiful red hair. He is good at setting up disguised traps and making bombs. Only Gopher is the only one.

After learning his skills and being better than his predecessors, Wu Ming only learned the basics and could barely make and dismantle simple bombs.

Tianying and others all know that Wu Ming was the first person to blow up the high wall and escape from the devil's base, but they don't know that the bombs that blew up the wall were not made by Wu Ming, but were all made by Gophers.

Strictly speaking, Gopher was the first person to have the ability to escape from the base. Unfortunately, he did not have the courage. However, it was the bombs he made that helped Zero blow up the walls and escape from the base again and again. If Zero had climbed the wall the first time,

After the high-walled power grid came out, the name Wu Ming might not exist today.

Gopher is one year younger than Wu Ming. When he first entered the base, he was very thin and timid. He often couldn't get food. Once he was hungry for three days. In order to survive, he crawled to the place where food was distributed, but he had no food.

He had no strength to fight for food, but could only shed tears in despair. Just when his vision was blurred, a little boy holding a screwdriver walked up to him and handed him a piece of dirty black bread...

It was this life-saving meal that made Zero the most respected person in Gopher's heart. Although he never said it, in his heart, Zero was always his big brother and the only one he trusted in the world.

people.

Until now, Gopher's character is still timid and cautious, and he usually behaves in a low-key manner. He will only act like a man when he is challenging Sky Eagle and others, otherwise he will always look gentle and harmless to humans and animals.

In a cafe at China Overseas Film and Television Base, two men were sitting under an outdoor parasol, drinking coffee elegantly.

"Don't you have a lot of eyeliner? You really can't find anything?"

"When did I lie to you?" The gopher shook his head helplessly and said, "If the person who sent the alarm clock is really Teacher Hania, then he should not have come alone."

"The old boy is just like you, less courageous than a mouse..." Wu Ming mocked unceremoniously: "If he is really here, it means that the sniper man is also here."

"You mean Chad Seale?"

"nonsense."

Wu Ming's mind wandered away again. I wonder if it was a coincidence. The two handsome instructors' favorite disciples were also handsome men. Even their temperaments and personalities were very similar. The biggest difference was that the two handsome instructors were as close as each other.

Friends, the Skyhawk and the Gopher are natural enemies.

Among the eight instructors, Wu Ming's biggest headache is Hania. To be precise, it's the bombs he made. The time bombs he made would scare away even top bomb disposal experts. Fortunately, there is one person who can defeat him, who is his best.

Student gopher.

However, both Bomb Man and Sniper Man are people who like to hide in the dark. Moreover, Hania is a master of disguise. He is not only good at camouflaging traps, but also good at disguising himself. He is also good at disguise, which is currently more difficult.

place.

It has been three days since I received the alarm clock. Wu Ming originally didn't want to come to the set because he was worried about causing trouble for the crew. But just yesterday, Xiao Bai's crew received a gift box containing the same alarm clock.

I don’t know what tricks the enemies hiding in the dark want to play, but the crew seems to be involved? Wu Ming felt so sorry that he took several men from his family to stay near the set early in the morning.

After being in a daze for a while, Wu Ming came to his senses and pressed the headset of the walkie-talkie, asking in a routine manner: "Did you find anyone suspicious?"

Four Eyes said with waning interest, "I found nothing."

The doctor yawned and said, "I don't have any national beauty students here either."

The elephant said calmly: "No."

"Oh!" Wu Ming responded and lazily ordered: "You should hide carefully. If you find anyone with red hair appearing, notify me immediately."

As soon as Wu Ming finished speaking, he shouted excitedly with his four eyes: "Boss, I found a red-headed man."

Hearing Si Yan's words, the two men drinking coffee jumped up like lightning and flew out like arrows. They looked like madmen who had no money to pay the bill. The fact was that they did not pay the bill.

The owner of the cafe was a little old man. He was stunned for a moment and said quietly: "People wearing gold Rolex can actually make orders. There are really everyone in this world."

"Yeah yeah!"

The little old man roared at the waiter: "It's your sister, why don't you hurry up and chase her?"

After the male waiter ran out in a panic, a female waitress whispered: "It's just two cups of coffee, there's no need to chase, right?"

The little old man cursed: "You know nothing! If you don't chase me, what will happen if people come to our store to eat Overlord meals in the future? Are you responsible for the loss?"

"I was wrong."

"Hmph!" The little old man ran into the kitchen angrily, and soon ran out with two kitchen knives. Then he ran out of the door with a murderous look, shouting as he ran: "The boy who eats the King's meal,

Accept your fate."

Seeing the boss rushing out with a kitchen knife, several waiters looked at each other. The two tables of customers in the cafe quietly touched their wallets and secretly breathed a sigh of relief. The boss of this shop is too cruel. He just drank two drinks.

Why do you feel like your wife has been slept with when you get coffee without paying for it?

…………

…………

According to the satellite positioning provided by Four Eyes, Wu Ming and Gopher ran into a small alleyway in the film and television base. Soon, a head of strange red hair appeared in front of them. However, how could the owner of the red hair have a round and plump butt?

It seems to be a woman? She must be disguised, right? Wu Ming increased his speed to the extreme, rushed forward like lightning and threw the red-haired woman who was walking leisurely to the ground. The red-haired woman let out a shrill scream and struggled.

While shouting for help in English: "Help..."

"Old boy, the woman's voice is pretending to be..." Wu Ming turned the red-haired woman around, brushed her hair aside to see her face clearly, and exclaimed: "Damn! Her face has completely changed."

The red-haired woman could not understand the Arabic spoken by Wu Ming, so she begged for mercy in English: "Please let me go..."

"Do you think you can hide it from me by disguising yourself as a woman? Your face can be disguised, but can your breasts do the same?" Wu Ming showed a trace of sarcasm, and with one move, he grabbed the red-haired beauty's breasts with force.

After pinching twice, he was dumbfounded and said stiffly: "Uh! In order to pretend to be a woman, you sacrificed too much, right? You actually went for breast augmentation?"

"zero?"

"what?"

The gopher wiped his sweat and said feebly: "She is a woman, right?"

"…………"

One sentence woke up the person in my dream, which made me pee and lose my soul. Wu Ming hurriedly got up from the red-haired beauty. He wanted to escape but couldn't find a way out. The onlookers had already surrounded the three of them.

Normal people don't have the guts to act like a gangster on the street. After all, this is a film and television base. People who were watching the excitement thought it was filming. Later, they noticed that there were no cameras, and they were shocked to realize that someone was playing gangster.

You are so brave, you actually dare to molest a well-behaved woman on the street, and she is such a beautiful foreign girl. It is really a heinous crime and cannot be forgiven. The men onlookers were excited. Fortunately, the elder brother did not take the lead to come forward, otherwise something big would have happened long ago.

The latest chapter of New Gewu Zhidao.

"Haha... misunderstanding, it's all misunderstanding..." Wu Ming smiled dryly at the people around him, then looked at the red-haired beauty sitting on the ground covering her breasts, and said in English with a low eyebrow: "I'm sorry, I recognized the wrong person."

If an apology is useful, why do we need the police? After hearing the news, the police squeezed through the crowd and walked in. Just like that, Wu Ming was taken back to the police station in his jurisdiction on suspicion of being a hooligan.

In the interrogation room of the local police station, the female police officer said in broken English: "Miss, wait, I don't understand."

The red-haired beauty pointed at Wu Ming, who was there, and spoke slowly: "I was walking on the street, and he rushed up to me and knocked me down. I don't know what he said, but he touched my chest."

The male police officer looked at the female police officer and asked, "What did she say?"

The policewoman smiled bitterly and said: "My English is not good. The English she spoke was fast and not standard. I really couldn't understand her."

Wu Ming rolled his eyes and whispered: "She means that she accepted my apology, did not blame me, and asked you to let me go."

The policewoman said suspiciously: "Really? Did she really say that?"

"If you don't believe me, ask yourself."

"…………"

While the two policemen were silent, Wu Ming looked at the red-haired beauty and said quickly in English: "They couldn't understand you and asked you to use body language to describe what happened. They wanted to know how I touched her."

Your breasts."

"Why is this happening?"

Wu Ming said seriously: "Our country's laws stipulate that lightly touching a woman's breasts is not considered indecent."

The red-haired beauty said angrily: "You pinched my breasts hard."

"But they don't understand."

The red-haired beauty gritted her teeth, walked to Wu Ming in a few steps, grabbed his hand and pressed it on her chest. Wu Ming squeezed twice in cooperation. The red-haired beauty looked at the two policemen and said angrily: "Look

Is it clear? He touched my breast like this?"

Wu Ming looked at the two dumbfounded policemen and said innocently: "Did you see clearly? She didn't mind me touching her breasts."

The foreign devil was really open-minded. The female police officer secretly spat. The male police officer always felt that something was wrong, but he didn't know what was wrong. He said helplessly: "In this case, you can all leave."

Wu Ming stood up and said to the red-haired beauty: "The police officer said we can leave."

"Snow!" The red-haired beauty expressed confusion. She pointed at Wu Ming and said angrily: "He molested me, why can he leave?"

"She called you a**."

The male police officer said angrily: "Tell her to get out right away."

Wu Ming greeted: "The police officer said that if you don't leave, he will sue you for insulting the police. This is a very serious crime in China."

The red-haired beauty secretly raised her middle finger, then opened the door and stomped away. Wu Ming whistled and went out. The gopher who had been waiting outside the door flashed curiosity in his eyes and asked: "Are you okay?

?"

"What can happen to me? I just touched a foreign girl's breast twice. If it's such a big deal, how can I be arrested and imprisoned?"

Is this a big deal? The gopher once again saw the power of Zero. He didn’t know what to say. Wu Ming looked calm, but in fact he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart. If there was a policeman here today who had passed Level 4 English, he would definitely

Kneel down.
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