Chapter Forty-Nine: Appearing
After leaving the police station, Wu Ming and Gopher returned to the coffee shop at Zhonghai Film and Television Base. After they apologized to the boss, they settled the order that had run away. Unfortunately, the owner of the coffee shop, because of his old arm,
My legs haven't exercised for too long, so I chased him out the door with a kitchen knife, but my waist got out of the way within a few steps.
My gold eyes are really blind. How could I mistake a woman for a man? And I also mistook real breasts for silicone. I made the same mistake again and again. For a beast who has been wandering around flowers for many years, this is simply a big deal.
Wu Ming was unhappy about this humiliation and was holding back his anger.
After Wu Ming and others met, the group walked to the parking lot in silence. After listening to Si Yan's account of the boss's great achievements, Doctor Elephant, who could not watch the live broadcast, wanted to laugh but did not dare to, mainly because Wu Ming's face was too ugly.
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The gopher organized his language and said slowly: "Zero, don't be angry. Teacher Hania is good at disguise. It is understandable that you would mistake a woman for him."
"It's good that you know that I would rather kill by mistake than let go, so I admitted the wrong person..." Wu Ming immediately walked down the steps, "I was just being cautious."
"You should have touched someone's private parts so you wouldn't be caught by the police."
"How come you won't be caught?" Wu Ming lost his voice: "Do you understand the law? Touching it down there will be more serious, okay?"
The gopher's eyes revealed a joking expression, and he said with a smile: "You can tell the difference between a man and a woman instantly by touching it. Will you still be caught because you delayed the best time to escape? You would have run away long ago."
Wu Ming nodded in agreement and said with a tigerish face: "No wonder the business lady would say that if you touch the top or not, the price will increase if you touch the bottom. Touching the bottom is really king."
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The doctor and others secretly rolled their eyes. Our boss was so bad that he had sores on his head, and the gopher wanted to teach him to be bad. Does he want him to be so bad that pus oozes from the soles of his feet? What's the point of this?
After a moment of silence, Si Yan said weakly: "Wouldn't you feel disgusted if you touched a man?"
Wu Ming and others started sweating. It felt good to touch their own penis, but it wouldn't feel good to touch someone else's penis, right? A grown man would feel pleasure if he touched someone else's penis.
The ancestors are going to cry.
As a group of people walked into the parking lot, Gopher suddenly made a beeping sound. He signaled everyone to stop, took out his tablet computer and took a look at it. His expression changed drastically, and he exclaimed: "Our car has been equipped with an electronic remote-controlled bomb.
Run quickly..."
Wu Ming and others turned around and ran for two steps when a huge roar came from behind them. The Mercedes-Benz SUV about thirty meters away from them exploded. The body of the Mercedes-Benz was quite strong and was not broken apart by the explosion.
A fire broke out immediately.
Soon, the siren sounded throughout the Zhonghai Film and Television Base, and thousands of people rushed to the surrounding exits. Wu Ming and others who were lying down got up from the ground, patted the dust on their bodies, and none of them were injured. The new god king
pass.
Seeing the raging fire engulfing the entire car, Wu Ming snorted coldly. Did the old guy finally couldn't help but take action? The commotion was really big.
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There is a European-style clock tower in the center of the film and television base. It is the tallest building in the entire film and television base. Since the tourists have fled for their lives, there are only two people left on the top floor of the bell tower. They both look calm and composed.
A blond man put down his telescope and ridiculed: "The explosion was not powerful enough and the distance was too far. None of our lovely children were injured. Old man Hania, you failed."
Hania also put down the telescope, shook her flowing shoulder-length red hair, and said with a smile: "I had already guessed that it would fail. If we want to blow up Xiaobai, we must get rid of that little mouse."
"You knew you couldn't kill them by blowing up, so why did you blow up their car?"
"Chadsir, have you forgotten that Xiaobai once hung us up in a tree?" Hania snorted and muttered: "I blew up their car just to make this impolite kid angry.
Guys."
Chad Sil shook his head and said helplessly: "You shouldn't send alarm clocks to Xiaobai. After they increase their vigilance, it will be more difficult for us to attack."
"We watched Xiaobai and the others grow up..." A touch of tenderness flashed in Hania's eyes, and she sighed: "As elders, we attack the juniors without saying hello. Don't you think this is disrespectful to us?"
Identity?"
Chad Sil smiled bitterly and said: "If we don't attack them secretly, can we two old guys kill them?"
Hania shrugged and said: "If we fight up close, we will definitely not be our opponents, but we can use our brains. Our brains should be better than theirs."
Chad Hill picked up the telescope again and found that Wu Ming turned to look at the bell tower where he was. The man suddenly disappeared in the blink of an eye. He was stunned for a moment and exclaimed: "No! Xiaobai seems to have discovered us."
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Hania jumped up in fright and cursed: "Damn it, we are so far away, how could he find us?"
"In addition to his extremely sharp senses, Xiaobai is born with beast-like intuition, so he can learn Yulia's enlightenment..." Chad Sil frowned and said: "Xiaobai may have sensed the murderous intent in us.
Already."
"I really want to go back and strangle that lunatic Yulia to death..." Hania cursed angrily, hurriedly pulled Chad Sil, and said in panic: "Why are you still in a daze? Why don't you run away quickly? I'll do it later."
Can't run away."
As Chad Hill ran, he complained with laughter and tears: "We used to run after Xiaobai's ass, but now it's his turn to run after us."
The two old-fashioned 'young people' rushed towards the stairs in a panic. Their footwork gave people the feeling of being pissed off. They completely lost their previous calm and calm teacher demeanor, which felt a bit funny.
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Wu Ming ran to the bell tower as quickly as possible, climbed to the top floor in one breath, and found that no one was there. He was a step too late, and the building was empty. He cursed secretly, and hurried downstairs.
When Wu Ming just arrived downstairs, Gopher, who was a step late, rushed to him and asked anxiously: "Have you seen anyone?"
"No."
After a while, Elephant came to protect the doctor, Four Eyes, who was late. The two weak men were panting so hard that one of them was out of breath. Four Eyes gasped and said: "See you... see you..."
"You're so mean to your sister!" Wu Ming said angrily: "He ran away and I didn't see anything. Read the full text of Guandao."
The usually lively and noisy film and television city looked as lifeless as if it had just been in a war. The floor was full of things dropped by people in panic, and the most common ones were shoes. It is understandable that shoes ran away in panic. Why do people always leave them behind?
Some magical things, who is so domineering, even the bra ran away?
Wu Ming picked up a bra and said strangely: "I don't know which heroine actually lost her own weapon."
The doctor took a breath and joked with a smile: "Just like Cinderella's glass slipper, our prince can rely on this bra to find the girl."
Wu Ming's eyes shone, and he said in a serious tone: "Tomorrow, we will issue an announcement asking all the girls in the film and television city to come try on bras."
"From then on, the prince and Cinderella lived a heartless life."
"You are so heartless."
The car was blown up, and Wu Ming and others had no choice but to walk out of the film and television base. They picked up a lot of things along the way. The elephant picked up a rich wallet, the doctor picked up a puppy, and Wu Ming picked up a lot of things.
To a little girl about three years old...
God, do you dare to let me pick up a beautiful woman?
They actually ran away all the children. Parents are really amazing. When Wu Ming and others walked through an alley, they found a lonely little girl on the side of the road. She didn't cry, she just sat alone on the street.
side.
Wu Ming immediately stepped forward and said warmly: "Kid, please call me by name."
The little girl looked at Wu Ming and the others and said in a sweet voice, "Mom said you are not allowed to talk to strangers."
Girl, you are already talking to a stranger. Gopher and others couldn't help but laugh. Wu Ming then asked: "Where are your parents?"
"have no idea."
"Uncle, there is some candy! Do you want to eat it?"
"Mom said uncles with sugar are bad people."
Damn it! Is it a bit too hasty to start teaching children how to guard against wolves, thefts and brothers at such a young age? Wu Ming patiently coaxed: "Uncle, will you take you to find your parents?"
The little girl tilted her head, thought for a moment, and said, "Okay!"
"So good!" Wu Ming picked up the little girl and smiled: "You are so cute, uncle likes you very much."
The little girl nodded and said, "I like myself very much too."
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Wu Ming held the little girl in his arms. Before the group had gone far, they saw a large number of police cars pouring into the film and television base, and many of them were riot police in black. Obviously, the explosion was regarded as a terrorist attack.
Fortunately, there happened to be no one around when the car exploded, so no casualties were caused. However, the impact was indeed quite bad. Wu Ming and others could not help but look sad. They were in trouble.
Of course, Wu Ming and others had already considered it. The bombed car belonged to them and they were not involved anyway. They had no intention of telling the truth, so they prepared their confessions in advance and waited for the police to come to their door.
Although no one has been seen, it is basically certain that Hania has really come to China. As his old partner, Chad Sil will also come with him. Wu Ming plans to call Tianying. He is crazy for sure.
I am very interested in sniper men.
Before Wu Ming and his party reached the gate of the film and television base, the police guarding the gate surrounded them. The gopher sighed. It seemed that he was going to the police station to drink coffee again. Going into the police station twice a day would be a bit too exciting.
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Chapter completed!