Tomorrow is New Year's Eve, the old year is about to pass, and the new year is about to arrive. The airport is bustling at noon. In the corner of the waiting hall, Wu Ming and others are surrounding Ding Zhenyuan with thousands of instructions...

"Call us as soon as you get off the plane, got it?"

"Don't eat what others give you, and don't pay attention to strangers, especially strange men, remember!"

“Take a taxi home directly after leaving the airport, remember to ask for a female driver!”

Everyone said something to each other, but Ding Zhenyuan was not in a hurry to respond. She could only keep nodding her head and smiling naively. With her IQ, she didn't know how much she could remember. This was what everyone was most worried about. place.[

A girl who is so innocent that she is almost an idiot. She has slow reaction time and low IQ, and she is not wary of others at all. As long as someone brings out two roast chickens, she can be deceived again and again. I think in the beginning, she was just giving The fellow countryman deceived me.

Wu Ming initially regarded Ding Zhenyuan as a woman, then gradually as a sister, and now almost as a daughter. She is so innocent that people cannot bear to be deceived. This time the foodie has to go home alone to celebrate the New Year. Wu Ming is really worried and in a bad mood. It's like worrying about your daughter who is traveling away from home for the first time.

When the boarding announcement rang, Wu Ming patted Ding Zhenyuan on the shoulder and said with a fierce face: "Let me tell you one more thing, you must remember that if a man touches your breasts and butt, you have to give him a hard punch. do you know!"

Ding Zhenyuan nodded cautiously and said seriously: "I understand!"

"Also, if someone comes to propose marriage when I get home, at least a hundred buffaloes..."

"Okay, okay, don't go on endlessly..." Bai Xiayuan interrupted the nagging Wu Ming with a smile and said, "It's time to get on the plane, little Dai!"

Everyone followed Ding Zhenyuan to the entrance of the boarding channel and watched her step into the boarding channel. At this moment, a frizzy young man ran into the boarding channel anxiously and accidentally rubbed Ding Zhenyuan's buttocks.

The young man was very polite and hurriedly stopped and turned around to apologize. Ding Zhenyuan was stunned for two seconds, raised her hand and punched her, causing two lines of nosebleeds to fly into the sky. The young man knelt down on the spot and fell to the ground very deeply...

The little girl really listened to her own words, and Wu Ming was about to cry, but then again, this young man was too crispy.

Ding Zhenyuan timidly hid her little hands behind her back and blinked her big eyes at a loss. The doctor's eyes were covered with cold sweat and he swallowed hard. Xiaodai's brain is not very clear, but the force value is indeed high. It is possible to defeat three or five gangsters. Not even out of breath.

"Hitting someone, beating someone..." The young man who threw himself on the street got up, slapped the floor with his hands, and cried loudly: "Everyone, come and judge..."

A fart would make the world shake. I was most afraid of meeting such a person. I was in trouble. Seeing the airport security coming, Wu Ming and others hurriedly ran to Ding Zhenyuan and stopped the person who took out his mobile phone to take a video.

There were at least a hundred people watching, most of them young people. Many people were holding their mobile phones and wanted to take pictures. There were so many people chatting that it was hard to stop them. Wu Ming and others could only sigh.

The sick society has created a sick mentality in many people. When they see someone having an accident or being in trouble, the first thing they think of is not to help or save the person, but to take out their mobile phone to take photos and videos. Some people would rather buy a box lunch worth tens of dollars. I would rather feed stray animals than give a piece of thread to an old man begging on the overpass. Even if the old man begging is a liar, he is still a human being. Isn’t it better than a cat or a dog?

"ah……"

Wu Ming turned around and said blankly: "What's wrong!"

The young man sitting on the ground pretending to be pitiful and sympathetic said angrily: "You damn stepped on my hand!"

"Sorry, I didn't see it!"

Wu Ming slowly raised his feet, a hint of treachery flashed in his eyes. Bai Xiayuan secretly covered his mouth and smiled. Seeing that his family had been wronged, he immediately retaliated. He is really a man who protects his shortcomings and must retaliate for his flaws. Everyone stepped forward and surrounded Ding Zhenyuan. stand up.[

The security guard asked a few questions, and the airport police also came. After understanding the situation, in order to prevent the client from delaying the flight, the police tried to mediate on the spot, but the young man who was beaten refused to let go. He kept saying that he had a concussion and that he had to go to the hospital. Examine injuries.

The mediating police officer was so angry that he took all the relevant people back to the airport police station.

There are always people in this world who like to make simple things complicated. When you meet such fussy people, small things will turn into big things. After a long time of commotion, when everything was resolved and Wu Ming and others walked out of the airport police station, the sky turned dark. It's already dark.

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Uneasy, after a night of discussion, Wu Ming asked Feng Shuang to buy a plane ticket. Early in the morning, the three women escorted Ding Zhenyuan home together.

Today is New Year's Eve, a day to have a reunion dinner. There are only six men left in the family. In order to try the feeling of celebrating the Spring Festival, Tianying has been returning to China, but without a cook who can cook Chinese delicacies, what will happen to the New Year's Eve dinner?

In order to let a few foreigners feel the atmosphere of the Spring Festival, the atmosphere of reunion, and the atmosphere of home, Wu Ming decided to take five Wenbaobao to Leng's house for dinner. Yan Ruyu returned to the capital, and Bai Xiayuan was not at home. It was the perfect time to hook up with Leng Bingbing. Good time.

Wu Ming has planned the entire Spring Festival schedule. On New Year's Eve, he will have dinner at Leng Bingbing's house, on the first day of the Lunar New Year, he will have dinner at Zhuge Dachang's house, on the second day of the Lunar New Year, he will have dinner at Yan Ruyu's house in Beijing, on the third day of the Lunar New Year, he will have dinner at Shen Ruoxi's house, and on the fourth day of the Lunar New Year, he will go to Tang Yuyan's house. On the fifth day of the Lunar New Year, I went to the antique house to have a meal. After finishing the meal, I flew back to Zhonghai. Bai Xiayuan and the others happened to be back on the sixth day of the Lunar New Year.

In the afternoon, Wu Ming came to visit with five well-dressed foreigners carrying large and small bags. The two elders of the Leng family, who had already regarded him as their son-in-law, were extremely happy. What surprised Wu Ming was that the Leng family had a reunion dinner. All relatives within the fourth generation of the entire family are gone.

After a meaty New Year's Eve dinner, the cocktail party began.

Sky Eagle and Gopher were suspected to be the most popular people at the reception. Wherever they went, the seven aunts and eight aunts of the Leng family chased them. Wu Ming used a timeless urine escape to finally escape. The elders of the Leng family.

Under the street lamp, the Sky Eagle stood out wearing a medieval noble military uniform, crackling with electricity, which made the eyes of the girls and wives around him blurry, and a beautiful girl walked towards him slowly...

The beautiful girl just walked in front of Sky Eagle, and accidentally tripped her left foot with her right foot. She screamed and fell to the angel-like man. She guessed the beginning of the story, but she didn't guess the ending. Sky Eagle quickly retreated, and the old god I watched the beautiful woman fall into pieces and gnaw on the mud.

So cruel, only Tianying can do this kind of thing. Wu Ming secretly wiped his sweat. Soon, he found the doctor in the crowd, and then the two of them mysteriously went to a hidden corner of the villa.

"Why are you dragging me here!"

"I have something to ask of you..." Wu Ming pointed at Leng Bingbing who was talking to the elders in the crowd, winked and said, "Find a way to help me get her drunk!"

The doctor smiled evilly and said, "You want to do something bad!"

"Don't worry, just help me get her drunk!"

"This is easy!"

"Easy." Wu Ming snorted and said, "This woman has the capacity of two bottles of high-altitude wine. Except for you, anyone who wants to fight her for a drink will have to kneel down!"

"so smart!"[

"Okay, let's go there now!"

If you want to find someone to drink with, you have to be sincere. Wu Ming took a glass of beer and did it first as a sign of respect. If there was any accident, he knelt down again. Then, the doctor helped him back to the cold room, closed the door and turned out the lights.

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He didn't know how long he had been in coma. When Wu Ming woke up, there was still a lot of people outside the villa and the lights were bright. Because the curtains were drawn in the room, the room was very dark. He sat up from the big bed. In the darkness, a slim figure walked into the room.

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"Dear, I am..."

The graceful figure threw Wu Ming onto the bed, and the two kissed each other instantly. Wu Ming secretly screamed "Wow" in his heart. Although he had long known that drunk Leng Bingbing would have split personality, he thought it would be so crazy and hot.

Like fire.

The clothes on the two of them were reduced piece by piece until they were all stripped off. When the war was about to break out, Wu Ming realized that something was wrong. Leng Bingbing's chest had shrunk and his buttocks had become much bigger. Similarly, the woman under him seemed to have noticed too.

That's not right.

"Who are you?" they both said in unison.

Wu Ming turned on the bedside lamp. After the two of them saw each other clearly, they both screamed in surprise. The woman quickly pulled up the quilt to cover her body. Wu Ming was too embarrassed to grab the quilt from her, so he could only cover it with his hands temporarily.

"Hey, you covered the wrong place!"

Wu Ming looked at the beautiful woman through his fingers and asked cautiously: "Can you recognize me now?"

"can not recognize!"

Wu Ming smiled proudly and said: "That's right!"

The beautiful woman chuckled and said: "But I recognize your gold watch. I am Bingbing's cousin. Should I call you cousin-in-law?"

"Damn, I didn't tell you if we knew each other earlier..." Wu Ming put down his hand in shame and anger, picked up a pillow and hugged it in his arms. After covering his important parts, he said angrily: "Why did you enter Bingbing's room!"

The beautiful woman pouted and complained: "I let a brat fool me. He said he would wait for me in this room, and then I left!"

Wu Ming narrowed his eyes slightly and said coldly: "Is he that pretty boy with long black hair?"

"Hey, how do you know!"

"You don't have to worry about it. In short, this is a misunderstanding. Let's just treat it as if everything happened!"

"Assume that everything has happened." The beautiful woman smiled coquettishly and said: "Never do business that you know is losing money. This is the rule of our Leng family. Brother-in-law, you licked the lollipop once and still want to return it!"

Wu Ming looked defensive and said: "Then what do you want!"

"I want to eat you..."

"don't want……"

The beautiful woman jumped on Wu Ming again, and the two started to quarrel on the bed. Just when Tian Lei was about to seduce the ground fire, the door of the room opened, and the two people who were hugging each other hurriedly separated, and staggered away coldly.

Entered the room.

"You...who are you!"

Sure enough, he was so drunk that he couldn't even recognize the person. Wu Ming casually said: "We are just passing by to make soy sauce!"

"You guys." Leng Bingbing tilted his head and said naively: "You... what are you doing in my room!"

When the New Year's cannons sounded, Wu Ming subconsciously replied: "We originally wanted to set off the cannons!"

"Set off the cannons." Leng Bingbing clapped his hands and said with a silly smile: "I want to set off the cannons too, let's set off the cannons together, okay!"
Chapter completed!