In the beautiful scenery, in front of flowers and under the moon, wouldn't it be nice for everyone to have a blast together? Although Wu Ming tried his best to persuade her to stay, her cold cousin still left. Unless she spends money, it is still difficult for a man to hug her left and right.

The sound was like thunder and the light was like day. Wu Ming got his wish and set off the cannons with Leng Bingbing, but it was not very pleasant. For a beast, he preferred to set off cannons in bed instead of standing on the balcony with two cannons.

Fireworks are waving silly...

Leng Bingbing was very happy. She clapped her little hands with a childish look on her face. Wu Ming smiled lightly. The drunk little profiteer was completely different from usual. Maybe this was the truest side of her heart?

The brilliance of the fireworks was short-lived after all, and the New Year's cannons gradually stopped. The two sat quietly on the balcony, leaning coldly on Wu Ming's arms and fell asleep, with an innocent smile on their beautiful little faces.

Have to be like a child.

Worried that Leng Bingbing would catch a cold, Wu Ming stood up and picked her up. Anyone who drinks regularly knows that you should never move a drunk person, otherwise the consequences will be serious. Leng Bingbing, who had just been picked up, suddenly raised her neck, wow... [

Leng Bingbing was like a faucet that turned on the valve and vomited into Wu Ming's arms. Wu Ming's face instantly wrinkled into a chrysanthemum. Why do you always encounter bad luck when you stay with a small profiteer, either a disaster or a collision?

Thief, is this life?

After vomiting, Leng Bingbing opened her eyes, wiped her mouth with lingering thoughts, and muttered with drunken eyes: "Why are you hugging me? Who are you?"

"I am your uncle."

"You smell so bad!" Leng Bingbing frowned delicately, pouting her little mouth and complaining: "Smelly man."

Thief means "catch a thief", but it doesn't mean so and so.

Wu Ming really wanted to push the little woman in his arms to the ground, then take off her pants, and greet her buttocks affectionately with a palm-sized palm. After hesitating for a long time, Wu Ming dragged Leng Bingbing into the bathroom with a dark face, and fiercely

Slammed the door...

Screaming and crying, acting wild and masturbating, the two of them seemed to have fought for three hundred rounds in the bathroom. An hour later, the exhausted Wu Mingcai walked out of the bathroom holding the clean Leng Bingbing. The wild little wild cat was tired.

Already drowsy.

Throwing Leng Bingbing on the bed, Wu Ming began to clean the room, and then took another bath. When he walked out of the bathroom again, the little profiteer was already lying on the bed and fell asleep...

The woman on the bed only wore a bathrobe, and her snow-white jade legs exuded alluring temptation, but Wu Ming had no other charming thoughts in his heart except a trace of guilt.

Tuk tuk…

Wu Ming was startled when he heard someone knocking on the door. When he was hesitating whether to open the door, Leng's mother's voice sounded outside the door: "Xiao Wu, open the door."

Wu Ming opened the door and greeted shyly: "Auntie."

"This is the soup for sobering up. Drink it before going to sleep..." Leng's mother also looked a little embarrassed. She handed the tray in her hand to Wu Ming, turned around and walked a few steps away, and asked: "You all should go to bed early."

Mother Leng is usually amiable, but tonight it seems a little weird? Wu Ming brought the sobering soup back to the bedside table. After picking up one of the cups, he found a small bag pressed at the bottom of the cup. The packaging looked very much like instant noodle seasoning.

Bag.

Unexpectedly, the future mother-in-law would actually send Durex, which is gentle and delicate. This is how a mother protects her daughter. Looking at Leng Bingbing who was sleeping soundly, Wu Ming shook his head with a smile and silently put the seasoning bag into his trouser pocket.

inside.

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In the early morning, the man and woman sleeping in the bed woke up at the same time. They opened their eyes and saw each other. The two people just stared at each other quietly, without affection or tenderness, just like an old man who had slept for thirty years.

The old wives woke up in the morning and saw each other the same way.

Everything was so natural, as if they were already used to the way the other person woke up in the morning, until he asked coldly and harshly: "Can I ask a question? Why am I not wearing underwear?" [

Wu Ming said very simply: "I took it off."

"What's the reason?"

"Uh..." Wu Ming paused for a few seconds and said truthfully: "You were drunk last night and vomited all over yourself. I took a bath for you."

Leng Bingbing asked: "What else?"

"No, then we will sleep together."

"Sleep?" Leng Bingbing's eyes flashed with shyness, and she whispered: "Why don't I feel anything?"

"You are drunk, how can you feel?"

"Who said you can't feel anything when you're drunk?" Leng Bingbing said angrily: "A woman's first time will be somewhat painful, right?"

Wu Ming was stunned for a moment, laughed out loud, and joked: "Maybe it's because the bamboo pole dug out the well."

The cold face turned dark instantly, and he said with shame and anger: "I am not a well."

"I know, I know..." Wu Ming said with a playful smile: "Generally, water wells are used to describe black fungus."

"I'm definitely not Black Fungus..." Leng Bingbing blurted out in desperation. It wasn't until Wu Mingping burst into laughter that she realized it. She kicked out her little hooves angrily and cursed: "You big bad guy, I'll kick you to death..."

The two eldest and the youngest started playing around on the bed like children. Somehow, they hugged each other and made out. Since there was no interference, the fire developed rapidly and all their clothes were quickly burned.

.

Looking at the shy and timid little white sheep under him, Wu Ming swallowed a mouthful of saliva and asked in a hoarse voice: "Is it okay?"

Leng Bingbing closed his eyes and turned his head away, his face turned red. Is this considered acquiescence? It seemed like he had been waiting for this moment for a hundred years. The bonded workers finally counterattacked, and they could finally suppress the evil capitalists and attack them wantonly. Wu

Ming almost burst into tears.

With great excitement, Wu Ming climbed onto Pan Jinlian's bed just like Ximen Qing for the first time. He leaned down carefully, fearing that he would crush the petite woman who was like a porcelain doll under him...

Whether it is Bai Xiayuan, Tang Yuyan or Shen Ruoxi, they are all relatively fierce types, while Leng Bingbing is a completely different type. No matter how wind blows or rains, she remains firm, her whole body is tense, and she grits her teeth without saying a word.

throat.

Faced with a partner who was completely uncooperative, Wu Ming was not at ease either. All his skills were useless, and he would be pinched if he moved too much. It was so cold that he was sweating all over his forehead.

After handing in his homework, Wu Ming held Leng Bingbing in his arms for after-school tutoring, focusing on the essentials of various postures and the benefits of changing postures. Just like radio gymnastics, complex and changeable movements and postures can promote blood circulation throughout the body and benefit the body and mind.

healthy.

Wu Ming emphasized that "man on top, woman on bottom" is a relatively light posture. Normal couples should use it sparingly. Couples' life is about letting nature take its course and returning to nature. They should adopt flexible and changeable postures, such as like a puppy.

posture...

Wu Ming's nonsense may not fool ordinary women, but it can fool a newbie like Leng Bingbing. Since she has been under strict protection since she was a child, she has neither eaten pork nor seen pigs running.

.

Leng Bingbing lay obediently in Wu Ming's arms, with a doubtful expression on his face, and said anxiously: "Male...is it really easy for men to go up and down for women?" [

"certainly."

Leng Bingbing pursed his lips and fell silent. Wu Ming snickered to himself. He had successfully brainwashed another little fool. As long as things continued like this, one day he would be able to trick several women into sleeping together.

"Bingbing?"

"Um?"

Wu Ming coughed twice and said faintly: "I remember when I first joined the company, you punished me by cleaning the toilet and asked me to take on the nonsense task. In fact, I hated you at that time, and I always had a small wish in my heart...

…”

Leng Bingbing laughed dumbly and interrupted: "What is your wish?"

"I've always wanted to blow your ass."

As soon as Wu Ming finished speaking, he was kicked out of bed by Leng Bingbing. Wu Ming found his own underpants and put them on, then climbed back onto the bed with a shameless face. After some hard work, the two of them hugged each other and went back to sleep.

Already.

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The deafening sound woke up the dreamer. Wu Ming opened his eyes in a daze and felt that the bed was shaking slightly. Why was the bed shaking? The first thing he thought of was: earthquake?

Wu Ming didn't think much. He stood up quickly and wrapped Leng Bingbing in a sheet. He hugged the sleepy woman and jumped out of the room in his underwear, screaming loudly: "It's an earthquake, it's an earthquake, everyone, run for your lives..."

When he went out, he met his cold parents. Wu Ming greeted him in panic: "Uncle, aunt, run for your life, there's an earthquake."

"earthquake?"

"Don't you feel it?"

Leng Bingbing was stunned for a moment, covered her mouth and said with a smile: "It's not an earthquake, there is a construction team drilling a well next to our house."

"Drilling?" Wu Ming listened carefully, and it was indeed a deafening mechanical sound. He suddenly looked embarrassed and laughed dryly: "I thought there was an earthquake."

Wu Ming rushed back to the room holding Leng Bingbing who was too embarrassed to lift his head. The two elders of the Leng family looked at each other for a while and couldn't help laughing. Leng Tianyou laughed and cursed: "Should we reconsider? Bing'er married such a person

Are fools really reliable?"

"Why is it so unreliable?" A trace of relief appeared in Leng's mother's eyes, and she said warmly: "When encountering danger, he immediately hugs his woman to escape. Isn't such a man worthy of our daughter being entrusted with him for the rest of his life?"

Leng Tianyou nodded and said, "From what you said, this brat is quite reliable."

In the room, Wu Ming's face was red and his head was lowered. Bing Bingbing was sitting on the bed holding the sheets. He was so embarrassed. For a long time, Bing Bingbing couldn't help laughing. Although she felt embarrassed, her heart was filled with joy.
Chapter completed!