Levi is a novelist.

Of course, as for what he wrote, he never dared to talk to his relatives and friends, let alone the direction of his writing.

However, he still understands when it comes to dabbling in materials and writing.

He was also very confused inside. He was trembling all over at first. The most incredible thing in the world happened to him so easily - and at that time, he was still eating instant noodles and thinking about the next part of his novel.

How to write a chapter.

However, he is destined to have some abilities.

Unprecedented terror fell in front of him, and the unknown time bomb was right next to him. He let the fear attack him crazily, and after trembling for a few seconds, he tried his best to calm down.

When he woke up the next morning, he couldn't believe it.

"Ah! - Kaldorei, look what you have done! You have crossed my sacred boundaries, prepare to die, you cunning Alliance dog!"

"Broken the tranquility of the morning, and interrupted my prayer to nature - stupid tribal pig, I have warned you more than once before, don't pick this time to mess with me!"

Two elves from another world came to my home.

Levi doesn't care about Azeroth, the Burning Legion, the Scourge and the like.

All he knew was that two peerless beauties came to his home!

——It's still the kind of thorny rose that cannot be touched... No, it can no longer be described as thorny, it is clearly a sharp knife covered with poison.

Early this morning, what surprised Levi was:

Yesterday, I bought a lot of toiletries. These two girls really knew how to use tap water after looking at them and were not very surprised. Then they started to dress up.

Of course, even if it was something as simple as cleaning up, these two Lily friends spent a long time playing against each other.

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The cause of the matter is simple.

The deep-rooted PK between the Horde and the Alliance!

Both of them are well-known heroines in their respective camps! On the battlefield of Arathi, they were bloodthirsty. In Warsong Gulch, they beheaded countless people. On the Island of Conquest, they faced each other tit for tat. In Alterac Valley, they could fight you.

I'm going.

They fought bravely for their respective camps!

...When it comes to women, even if it is a little trivial matter, we must not let it go!

For example! In the early morning, fight for the right to wash your hands!

In order to prevent the two families from fighting, he bought two copies of shampoo, towels, toothbrushes, etc. Levi was very generous at the time - it was just a small amount of money, and in order to prevent the two elves from fighting and causing misery, he sacrificed himself for the sake of the earth.

Already.

It's a pity that he didn't expect that there are two toiletries, but there is only one bathroom in his house. Although the bathroom is very big due to the fault of the room design, but... there are mothers and children dependent on each other in the mouse hole, but although the universe

There is no room for two enemies. What's more, it's just a bathroom for him?

——He has no money to buy a second bathroom... Yes, most people don't have this ability. It's not that I don't want to save the world, it's actually the world... Ahem, the water meter is outside the door.

"Huh... this world is really amazing. Although there is no magic, the civilians' use of tools far exceeds the arcane glory of magic~" The blood elf took off the last piece of armor and took off the last piece of clothing at this moment.

Naked, she really looks like an elf. It is hard to imagine that this is a body that has experienced the wind of ice, snow and swords, and fought in the north and south under cruel conditions - just like it is hard to imagine the length of their lives, it is unscientific but very interesting.

Magic. Skin that can be broken by blows, delicate and healthy reddish——

This is neither scientific nor magical, Shit! - This girl was a death knight not long ago, wasn't she? How could her skin be so good?

But the real world doesn’t need reasons—perfect body, perfect skin, angel-like foreign trade… and flat chest.

Chests that are almost hopelessly flat.

It's called a fertile field thousands of miles away, how can a country of abundance be born, with a balance that balances the world, and a smooth river?

If it weren't for the fact that the "downside" is indeed flat, it would be hard to believe that this is a woman with breasts.

Of course, she was lying in the small bathtub that Li Wei would never use because she was worried about the water and electricity bills. Her whole body and mind were immersed in the water. This was her first bath after becoming a death knight.

"Ah...ah...oh..." Like all the people taking a bath, the blood elf Morningstar looked relieved after getting into the hot water: "...It's so comfortable. I should have enjoyed it last night."

"Isn't it because yesterday a certain tribal pig had a pig brain? After eating, it only wanted to sleep... Haha, what a cute little pig, crying while eating, and talking and crying in its sleep~"

The bathroom door was suddenly pushed open, and a royal sister pushed in. Nodasia Fengyu, the violet-skinned sister, looked down at the little blood elf in front of her with power and domineering. She kicked the door with her heel.

He closed it and started minding his own business... stripping show.

"...?! Kaldorei (Night Elf)! What are you doing? Don't forget that we have a ceasefire agreement." He immediately nervously covered his chest, clamped his legs, and bowed his body.

Entering the water, I hope the transparent water can provide some shielding effect. This Sin'dorei (blood elf) Miss Morningstar looked frightened.

"Also, the right to use this room is mine now! Why are you here again?" Chenxing shouted in the water, while the Kaldorei opposite was taking off his clothes.

Revealing a sexy figure, a very seductive aura of a royal lady, and powerful breasts, that unfathomable "career line"...

A terrible sense of oppression - to be honest, as a little blood elf, what kind of battles has Morningstar not seen? A five- to six-meter-tall abomination, a seven- to eight-meter-long spider, a maddening suture monster - and more

Or even worse, a death of despair.

However, this kind of ordinary despair is eternal.

Even if it takes another three thousand years, even if it takes another ten thousand years...

In terms of figure, you can never compete with this damn dark-night busty bitch, right?

This moment is an eternal moment.

"Damn the Kaldorei—what are you doing!?"

"Of course it is to share the rare and precious peace with our 'old boss' high elves (high elves were the leadership of the night elves tens of thousands of years ago, or how come they are called high elves?)... Oh, I forgot

You have changed your name again, it seems to be called Blood Elf, right? - Enjoying the gift of natural water is my habit every morning." As he spoke, the leather armor had been thrown aside, and the last piece of shame was also on the same gender.

Disappeared in front of me. Her slender legs stepped into the bath, and then...

Measuring 1.9 meters, she squeezed into a bathtub that was only small enough for an adult.

Inevitably, the two graceful bodies collided fiercely.

"Go to hell, you piece of fat! - Ah, if you squeeze me again, I will tear up the armistice agreement!"

"You're so small, don't put any effort into it, huh... I'm the one who boils the water, okay?"

A war between the two sides is about to break out.

"Don't say I didn't remind you--" Suddenly, there was a sound of arbitration outside the bathroom door--it came from Levi's timely post on the wall: "For the sake of everyone's lives, the use of magic is prohibited! Forget it, don't quarrel.

When I go to my neighbors, my soundproofing is very poor!”

Long live the hollow bricks! Long live the poor sound insulation! Although these two girls have bad personalities, their appearance and voice are very good, and the sound of the walls is also good.

"Hmph!" The battle for the bathroom in the morning ended with the Alliance and the Horde quarreling with each other and dividing the Chu-He-Han boundary. The right to use Li Wei's bathroom was clearly divided into time categories. The Horde and the Alliance, and then

A verbal truce was concluded.

One pair is a lily, one is a chick, and the remaining one is a bitch.

Originally, the two Lilys (big mistake) could still fight in the bathroom for another five hundred years, and judging from their ages, it seemed that it was not an imaginary number. However, after Levi made breakfast, the battle was completely over.

Already.

After all, instant noodles are just a temporary thing.

Levi, who usually makes home-cooked dishes, bought a lot of ingredients from outside. With extreme distrust in himself, he also bought a lot of cooked food. The dishes in the morning were fresh and cheap... He had already

Have you changed your job to become a nanny? This is a bit too soon, but since you have been living on your own these years, you can use it when you are busy.

The early morning brought a sad reconciliation, and the sun was so miserable that it dodged in the clouds. The two girls walked out of the bathroom one after another, with a few drops of fresh dew still hanging on their hair.

Levi didn't have a hairdryer at home, so there was nothing to blow on the less than an inch of his head - but these two girls were completely different.

"Yesterday's armistice agreement was decided too hastily." Originally, they wanted to use a spoon to eat, but the two girls were surprised to see that Li Wei could easily do everything with two wooden sticks. Now, they also started to learn clumsily.

stand up--

After all, Livy said he wasn't going to carry knives and forks, and he would never offer them at the table unless he wanted to kill himself.

Many foreigners do not use chopsticks because they are lazy and have knives and forks. However, some foreigners can only find chopsticks at home after marrying a Chinese...because it is obvious that eating with two hands is not as good as eating with a knife and fork.

Chinese people are very fast with one hand.

"Today I plan to standardize the content of the armistice agreement - the battle for the bathroom just now is a hidden danger! So, let's divide this planet, Sin'dorei." Sister An Ye's eating looks pretty good, at least she didn't bite her own.

Tongue.

"Can you please stop talking about those questions while eating? - Right, human? Didn't you say that in your country there is a rule of not talking while eating?" The blood elf seemed to be dissatisfied with being disturbed while eating, but these questions

But it is principled and has to be solved: "Human, I am respecting the fruits of your labor. Delicious food should not be wasted!"

"I asked about it in his country, and there is a tradition of setting rules when eating." Sister Yu attacked the girl relentlessly. She is indeed a creature that has lived for an extra seven thousand years: "——But what you said

That's right, I won't talk nonsense to you. In this world, the use of resources is staggering, and the planet can provide a daily life of seven billion people...ah, unimaginable richness."

"Eh... I just picked up the nice things yesterday. In fact, there are many unsatisfactory things in our world. For example... your life is like, not everyone has the leisure time to spend an hour taking a bath in the morning every day.

." Li Wei smiled bitterly. Yesterday's bully 13 was exaggerated, and he must quickly correct himself. Otherwise, these two girls are obviously smarter than him, and it will only be a matter of time before they know the truth. At that time, they will stay

A bad impression of one's own character.

In fact, it's very simple. Li Wei doesn't know who the other party is and what he has experienced before. Even if the other party is heinous, he has no grievances against him. How can two extremely beautiful elves not make this human male have some delusions?

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Chapter completed!