Chapter 239 Be Yourself Your Son
Chapter 239 Be your own son (please subscribe)
Author: Jin Chanshi
Chapter 239 Be your own son (please subscribe)
Yang Yunyi said: "Teacher Sun, your father thinks I have the appearance of Prime Minister Cao!"
Sun Yue didn't understand what Yang Yunyi meant for a while, but the audience was already laughing.
The so-called appearance of Prime Minister Cao is that of a good wife, and Tongquechun is deeply locked in Erqiao.
Most people dare to think but dare not do it.
Sun Yue said: "No, what are they laughing at?"
Yang Yunyi said: "Maybe I'm laughing at you, you must have a good father!"
Sun Yue said angrily: "Even so, then my dad doesn't have to bear the burden of guilt for you!"
Yang Yunyi smiled and patted Sun Yue: "So you have a good father!"
Sun Yue rolled up his sleeves, a little angry, and even had a tendency to attack Yang Yunyi.
"I told you, you can't speak properly, can you?"
Naturally, Yang Yunyi immediately gave in. For the same reason, he had to give in if he couldn't beat him.
Yang Yunyi said solemnly: "Teacher Sun, the reason why I said you have a good father is not just talk. Now that I have such achievements, as my partner, you can only study with the prince, and your father cannot do anything for you.
Think of a way to find another way out for you!"
Sun Yue shouted: "Wait a moment, wait a moment, you said you would accompany the prince to study. Is this prince you or Teacher Guo's son?"
Yang Yunyi cheered and said: "Teacher Sun, you still don't understand what I mean. It means that your father feels that you are underestimating your talent by hiding in such a small theater."
Sun Yue chuckled twice and said sarcastically: "I said, Teacher Guo was listening in the background, so why is this a small theater? Now that your wings are strong, you think you can fly, right?"
Yang Yunyi muttered: "I can fly even if my wings are not stiff!"
The audience began to cry out, Yang Yunyi was indeed swollen now.
"What?"
Sun Yue looked at Yang Yunyi and seemed not to hear what he said.
In fact, the audience heard it. Unless Sun Yue, who was standing next to Yang Yunyi, was deaf, how could he not hear clearly.
This is naturally for the sake of program effect, and the purpose of doing this is to make the audience feel that Sun Yue is stupid.
When Sun Yue said this, Yang Yunyi had room to show off!
"It's nothing, I just say that Teacher Sun's father is very touching. Last time I went to Teacher Sun's house, Teacher Sun's father treated me warmly and even took off his pants."
The audience started to laugh. Is your warm reception so warm?
Sun Yue said angrily: "Screw you, your family entertains you so warmly, and you don't even wear underpants?"
Yang Yunyi waved his hand and said: "Teacher Sun has never been to our home, otherwise he would definitely know that when entertaining guests, my home is very elaborate, even heavily decorated!"
Sun Yue chuckled twice: "Your family always wears heavy clothes when entertaining people, while my family doesn't even wear underpants when entertaining people. Do you think so?"
Yang Yunyi smiled and said: "On that day, the last time I went to Teacher Sun's house, Teacher Sun's father called us in advance and said that he would make old hen stewed with mushrooms for us! That made me excited. Teacher Sun almost didn't need to invite me.
I went."
Sun Yue nodded and said: "Yes, there is such a thing!"
Yang Yunyi said: "I'm not talking nonsense. When I went to Teacher Sun's house and opened the door, I saw his father without any pants!"
Sun Yue shouted: "That's alright, you're not wearing anything, just wearing it outside your pants, okay!"
This sentence immediately caught the imagination of the audience.
Wearing underwear outside allows them to imagine only one person, and that is Superman.
Sun Yue's father is a student of Superman, right?
This scene is so cool. When I open the door and see a middle-aged man wearing his underwear, it’s so eye-catching!
Yang Yunyi said: "Yes, Teacher Sun Yuesun's father wears his underwear outside, but I asked if wearing underwear outside means that he is not wearing anything at all."
Sun Yue nodded and said: "Yes!"
Soon he also reacted: "Then you said you were not wearing any at first, but even if you are wearing underwear, I will ask you, are you wearing any?"
Seeing Sun Yue struggling with this issue, Yang Yunyi also agreed.
"I'm wearing it, I'm wearing it, can I just leave it on?"
The audience laughed again. Yang Yunyi, you shouldn't always try new things. Occasionally telling small jokes can be quite funny.
Sun Yue was unhappy: "What do you mean wearing it? It's already been worn!"
Yang Yunyi continued: "Don't dwell on this issue. Teacher Sun's father welcomed me in, but Teacher Sun was locked out by his father."
Sun Yue didn't quite understand: "Why, why am I locked out? I also want to eat old hens stewed with mushrooms! Besides, this is my home!"
Yang Yunyi said: "I believe everyone here is curious as to why Teacher Sun shuts the door. In fact, this is not a big deal! There are three types of unfilial piety, and having no offspring is the biggest!"
The audience started to cry, this is not serious!
And Sun Yue also sighed: "You can't blame me for this! It's not that I don't want children, it's because my wife and I want to have children, but to no avail!"
Yang Yunyi nodded and said: "Yes, yes, about this, Teacher Sun really didn't lie to everyone. Although he doesn't have children, he has already bought a stroller, milk powder, and children's clothes. Ouch, you didn't
See, Teacher Sun almost thinks he is his own son!"
Sun Yue said angrily: "Shut up, do you have anyone who can be your own son?"
Yang Yunyi said: "I asked if I was wrong. If you don't have a child yet, you have already prepared a crib and even diapers! You even prepared a room specially as a toy room for the child.
"
Sun Yue nodded: "Yes, that's right, but let me make it clear first that I think having a son or a daughter is the same. I am not expecting a son. If it is a daughter, I will also like it very much."
Yang Yunyi said: "I also want to prove this to Teacher Sun. Teacher Sun thinks that giving birth to a son or a daughter is the same. One day, when the couple were talking about this matter in bed, Teacher Sun's wife said, "Husband, husband,
When I give birth to a daughter, will you dislike her? You know what Teacher Sun said. Teacher Sun said that it’s okay to have a daughter as cute as me. When I hear this, I want to learn from him.
The closet at home rushed out and scolded him."
The faces of the audience kept changing. They wanted to laugh, but they felt sorry for Sun Yue.
Don't laugh, it's another disrespect for Yang Yunyi.
After all, he was hiding in the closet, and you know how uncomfortable it is to hide in the closet.
Sun Yue's face suddenly changed: "You are hiding in my cabinet? Why are you hiding in my cabinet?"
Yang Yunyi suddenly lost his temper: "Well, well, what, Teacher Sun, if I say that I traveled through time by accident, would you believe it?"
Sun Yue chuckled: "You're talking about Tinker Bell's Any Door, right?"
Yang Yunyi said with a smile: "If I say yes, will you believe me?"
Sun Yue continued to chuckle, and then grabbed Yang Yunyi's hair.
"Do you think I'm stupid? Can I believe this? You'd better give me a perfect explanation! Otherwise, haha, you will know the consequences!"
When the audience saw this scene, they were looking forward to Yang Yunyi's explanation and hoping that they would fight.
Chapter completed!