Chapter 240 I’m not ashamed to say it (please subscribe)

Author: Jin Chanshi

Chapter 240 I’m not ashamed to say it (please subscribe)

Yang Yunyi shouted: "Let go, let go quickly!"

Sun Yue let go of Yang Yunyi and scolded: "Hurry up and tell me clearly why you are in my cabinet."

Yang Yunyi groaned before starting to explain.

"Teacher Sun, you are completely overthinking it. The reason why I am in your cabinet is because my sister-in-law asked me to help remove mites in your cabinet."

When Sun Yue heard this, he and his friends (the audience) were shocked?

I don’t know how Yang Yunyi dared to say this about getting rid of mites.

Sun Yue touched the back of his head and said, "Are there mites in my cabinet?"

Yang Yunyi replied righteously: "Yes, Teacher Sun, there are mites in your cabinet, and I have to help remove them every now and then! So you have to thank me, and you shouldn't have any objections to me!"

The audience didn't laugh, but they were holding it in very hard.

He goes there every now and then, Sun Yue is really miserable!

Sun Yue suddenly realized: "Oh, so I have to thank you!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "Anyway, I stayed at Teacher Sun's house that night and stayed in his room."

Sun Yue waited a moment: "Wait a moment, you live in my room, then where will my wife sleep?"

Yang Yunyi patted Sun Yue on the shoulder and said: "Teacher Sun, have you forgotten? When you were a child, you told your mother that you wanted to sleep with your mother. Your mother asked you, who will you sleep with when you have a daughter-in-law?

You said you slept with your father, and your father praised you for being so filial, have you forgotten that?"

Sun Yue smiled and cursed: "Fuck you, when did I say this?"

The audience chuckled and showed an expression of "I understand."

Yang Yunyi also continued: "Actually, all this was just a joke. Teacher Sun's family respects guests and allowed me to sleep in the master bedroom. However, Teacher Sun's wife learned that Teacher Sun could not enter the house and went out to get a room with him."

Sun Yue said with some embarrassment: "That's not called booking a room. It's like having a personal relationship. We call it staying in a hotel."

Yang Yunyi nodded and said: "Yes, we went to the hotel to book a room. After Teacher Sun and his wife arrived at the hotel, they saw the girl at the front desk. Teacher Sun gave the girl a wink."

The audience screamed, and Sun Yue winked at him, which was simply unacceptable.

Sun Yue stopped Yang Yunyi: "Don't talk nonsense, you didn't wink, my wife is still here!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Yes, without ogling, Teacher Sun told the girl at the front desk, Xiaoni, how old are you this year? Do you have a boyfriend? How many people are there in your family?"

Sun Yue shouted: "Stop it, I'm a gangster, right?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Not much different!"

Sun Yue hummed and looked at Yang Yunyi with unkind eyes.

Yang Yunyi quickly explained: "How can Teacher Sun be a gangster? Teacher Sun is my elder after all. Teacher Sun is thinking of me, why am I still single!"

Sun Yue agreed: "Yes, every time I see you single, I get angry just looking at you!"

Yang Yunyi said with a smile: "Teacher Sun, don't be angry, because it's useless to be angry, because the girl at the front desk didn't answer you, and you are asking for trouble."

Sun Yue said: "I don't mind her talking to me and talking about me and my wife!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Teacher Sun couldn't help it, so he gave the girl at the front desk a hundred yuan and said a little embarrassedly, "Please give me a sex room." After saying that, he even laughed sheepishly."

Sun Yue said: "My wife and I, what are we so shy about?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Yeah, I don't understand either! The little girl at the front desk looked at Teacher Sun's wife, then looked at Teacher Sun, and immediately despised her. But there is no way, you can't do business without it.

Come on! At this time, the girl at the front desk asked Teacher Sun and his wife for their ID cards."

Sun Yue said: "You do need an ID card to stay in a hotel. Now you don't need an ID card to stay in a hotel. Those are all shady hotels."

Yang Yunyi said: "Yes, but at this critical moment, neither Teacher Sun nor sister-in-law brought their ID cards."

Sun Yue groaned: "Both of us don't have our ID cards?"

Yang Yunyi nodded and said: "Yes, unfortunately, I didn't bring my ID card. In desperation, Sun Yue could only tell the girl at the front desk that she and I are husband and wife, can we stay in the hotel?"

Sun Yue agreed: "Yes, this should be enough to stay in a hotel!"

Yang Yunyi shook his head: "No, we have to provide evidence! Where can Teacher Sun and sister-in-law get the evidence? In desperation, Teacher Sun could only kiss my sister-in-law's fair and tender face, saying that this can prove that she and I are husband and wife!"

Sun Yue smiled and said: "Can this be proved now?"

Yang Yunyi shook his head: "No, this doesn't prove it! The girl at the front desk said that the last time we said we were husband and wife, we were caught naked by the police and taken into the police station. That's what they said too."

Sun Yue yelled: "Then I won't be able to stay in the hotel?"

Yang Yunyi shook his head: "No, but we need to provide evidence, such as evidence that you and your sister-in-law are husband and wife!"

After hearing this, Sun Yue said: "I can't prove it. I have my marriage certificate at home. How about I go back and get it?"

Yang Yunyi said: "No, it took more than eight hours to go back and forth, and it was already dawn."

Sun Yue was stunned and asked: "It took more than eight hours to come and go. How did you calculate it?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Teacher Sun, you and your father were angry and drove to Tianjin!"

Sun Yue frowned and yelled: "I ran away to Tianjin out of anger. Am I stupid?"

Yang Yunyi sighed and said: "Teacher Sun, you went to Tianjin not only to be angry, but also to live in a sex room with your sister-in-law."

Sun Yue laughed and said, "What's in this love room? I've traveled so far to live in it?"

This question seemed to stupefy Yang Yunyi.

Suddenly a female audience member shouted: "There is a waterbed in the sex room!"

Water beds are not yet popular, but it can be said that the water bed is soft when you sleep on it and allows you to move in all directions. This is the advantage of the water bed.

Yang Yunyi looked at the female audience shouting in the audience and complained loudly: "A girl's family has a waterbed in the sex room, so she's not ashamed to say it."

I originally thought that this girl would be shy, but she continued to shout: "Then I will go with you next time!"

Yang Yunyi blushed for a moment: "I won't go, don't even think about it, you are a big gray wolf who is determined to eat sheep, there is no way out!"

The audience in the audience began to complain, calling Yang Yunyi timid.

Sun Yue hurriedly started to maintain the scene. He said: "No, I don't have an ID card. What should I do if my wife and I can't stay in the hotel?"

Yang Yunyi sighed: "What else can we do? We can only drive back to the imperial capital."

Sun Yue said: "You said it would take eight hours to go back and forth!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Yes, but you and your wife will have nothing to do. You can't drive to the next city!"

Sun Yue replied dumbfounded: "Fuck you!"

After speaking, the two bowed, but Yang Yunyi did not leave the stage.

This cross talk was not well written. I want to apologize. I originally adapted a sketch and it was not good enough.
Chapter completed!