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Author: Jin Chanshi

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Sun Yue asked: "What are you talking about?"

The audience laughed. You covered his mouth. What could he say?

Yang Yunyi pointed at his mouth. Sun Yue understood and let go.

After letting go, Sun Yue also warned Yang Yunyi with his eyes.

Yang Yunyi said: "What I just said was pure nonsense. I did not graduate from Tsinghua University, and Teacher Sun does not have an illegitimate child."

Sun Yue nodded: "That's pretty much it!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "Of these two sentences, one is true and the other is a lie. As for the specific situation, it depends on how you distinguish it."

The audience burst out laughing, trying to trick Sun Yue again, right?

Otherwise, Sun Yue would have admitted that there was an illegitimate child outside.

Sun Yue snorted: "I'm speechless!"

Yang Yunyi patted Sun Yue and said: "Back then, the school recommended me to Tsinghua University, but I loved the cross talk industry!"

Sun Yue exclaimed: "It's just a guarantee that I will be escorted out. You should explain it in detail."

Yang Yunyi said: "Back then, my grades in school were also among the best. Not to mention ranking first in the exams, I was also in the top three every time. The reason why I didn't go to Tsinghua University was that the distance was too far, and the recommendation was not good.

Not me."

The audience laughed loudly again, the Yang Yunyi from before was back.

But I can introduce myself to others in this way in the future. The reasons why I didn’t go to Tsinghua University are that the distance is too far and the person who recommends me is not me. This way of speaking has improved my tone.

Guo Degang backstage was also happy. Originally he was a little nervous for Yang Yunyi, but it seemed that he was overthinking it.

Yu Qian said: "How come Yang Yunyi is acting like a ghost now?"

Hearing this, Guo Degang was even happier.

"This is his style. If it changes well, he will be able to surpass me in the future. If it is not good, then if his style continues, some people will buy his account. I think it's good!"

Yu Qian glanced at Guo Degang silently, and then said nothing.

In Yu Qian's opinion, Yang Yunyi's style has changed too much.

This style is not a good thing for a crosstalk actor.

Because a mainstream crosstalk actor must follow a certain path.

For example, the traditional ones are traditional, and the new ones are new ones.

Both want to leave and merge, but Yang Yunyi doesn't have the ability now. That's what a master should do.

On the stage, the performance continues.

Sun Yue looked at Yang Yunyi and sneered: "Here you are trying to make up for yourself, right?"

Yang Yunyi waved his hand and said: "This is not to make up for yourself, just take Teacher Sun for example!"

Sun Yue quickly shouted: "Stop it, don't blame me, just blame yourself!"

The audience was happy again. Yang Yunyi's cross talk was full of baggage one after another.

The reason why Sun Yue didn't want Yang Yunyi to use him as an example was because he was afraid.

Because every time Yang Yunyi talks about him, nothing good will happen.

Yang Yunyi also smiled here.

"Okay, I'll just take myself as an example!"

Sun Yue was unwilling again: "Wait a minute, why have you changed your temper now? You actually talked about yourself!"

Yang Yunyi said angrily: "Then I say you, I say you can do it!"

Sun Yue quickly refused: "Let's talk about yourself!"

Yang Yunyi clasped his hands behind his back and looked at Sun Yue dissatisfied.

"Then take myself as an example, don't interrupt!"

Sun Yue nodded: "Don't worry!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Take me as an example. Many people think that my academic qualifications are very low, but I also graduated with a bachelor's degree."

The audience in the audience cheered, obviously not believing it.

It’s not that I don’t believe it, but some of the cross talk actors in Deyun Tower don’t know their academic qualifications!

Yang Yunyi pointed at the audience in the audience and shouted: "It's not a bachelor's degree, just a high school graduate!"

The audience started to cry again, why does this person never tell the truth!

Yang Yunyi got a little angry and shouted: "Junior high school, I didn't graduate from junior high school!"

The audience was still crying in the audience, which made Yang Yunyi almost cry.

He chirped, "Without such a bully, I wouldn't even be able to graduate from junior high school!"

The audience started to laugh. They naturally knew that Yang Yunyi had not graduated from junior high school, so they just wanted to appeal to him.

Sun Yue shouted: "Okay, okay, don't bully him!"

Then Sun Yue looked at Yang Yunyi and said: "You should be more honest. If you haven't studied, you haven't studied. Students have to get a degree for themselves. Even if you haven't graduated from junior high school, it's not a glorious thing!"

Yang Yunyi was unhappy: "What do you mean it's not a glorious thing? The fat little black guy named Guo Degang in the background hasn't graduated from elementary school yet! Look at him on stage, not so many people like to listen to him talking about cross talk. I'm just

Even though I didn’t graduate from junior high school in Erbajing, I’m still better than him no matter what!”

The audience stopped crying this time, and they were all shouting that you were right.

Yu Qian laughed loudly in the background, but Guo Degang glared at Yu Qian.

Yu Qian didn't care at all, he just stared, but he couldn't lose a piece of meat.

If there is any shortage, if you go back to drink, lie down on the kang like this, and take off your clothes like this, you will still gain about a hundred kilograms.

This meat can still move up and down!

The other disciples were also holding back their laughter. They were not as courageous as Yu Qian, even Cao Yunxin.

When Sun Yue heard this, he frowned.

"I don't dare to accept what you say, because people are listening in the background!"

Yang Yunyi shouted proudly: "Don't be afraid, there is no big or small thing on stage, and there are rules off stage. To be honest, on stage, he has to call me master!"

Sun Yue yelled: "You are so capable!"

Yang Yunyi replied with a smile: "Who makes me have a higher education than their whole family!"

Sun Yue was a little surprised: "This can't be possible!"

Yang Yunyi was unwilling: "Why not? My master has not graduated from elementary school. My wife just graduated from elementary school. My master's son, Guo Qilin, as you know him, dropped out of school before finishing the first semester of the second grade of junior high school. Everyone,

I’m different, I’ve finished the first semester, haha!”

Originally there was another sentence here that was quite explosive.

This sentence means that my master's family are all illiterate, but Yang Yunyi knows that even if there is no big or small on the stage, and there are rules off the stage, even if it is said on stage that his master's family is illiterate, he will be very angry.

Because this was Guo Degang's taboo, why did he spend so much money to send Guo Qilin to an aristocratic school? It was just so that Guo Qilin could improve his family's academic qualifications.

But Guo Qilin didn't understand. He obviously had a chance. Even if he didn't get a bachelor's degree, he would get a junior college degree, which would greatly improve the academic qualifications of the old Guo family.

But Guo Qilin couldn't stand it and insisted on talking about cross talk, which Guo Degang couldn't do anything about.

Therefore, Yang Yunyi cannot say this. He knows where his master is most angry.

The audience in the audience couldn't help laughing loudly when they saw Yang Yunyi playing tricks.

No, you, a second-year junior high school student, have completed the working semester. What can you be proud of?

Just because you finished the first half of the semester?

And Sun Yue couldn't stand listening anymore: "That's almost it. Just use your master to make fun of him, right? If you have the skills, compare yourself with others!"

This chapter is original and polished by me. I am quite satisfied with it so far, and I have thrown away a lot of baggage.
Chapter completed!